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I read that a certain American pseudo-Royal who will not be attending Prince Philip’s funeral has called Her Majesty to offer her condolences. This made me wonder if the Queen has cell phone.
If she does, and your were in her circle, what would the caller ID be?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 13, 2021 12:43 AM |
A Queen only dials with a pencil.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 12, 2021 10:01 PM |
More importantly does she have a TikTok or Onlyfans?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 12, 2021 10:02 PM |
She has a Samsung. They have the royal warrant.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 12, 2021 10:03 PM |
[quote] More importantly does she have a TikTok or Onlyfans?
More importantly does she have “a” TikTok or “an” Onlyfans?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 13, 2021 12:27 AM |
Now that the Queen is single how long until she has Tinder?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 13, 2021 12:43 AM |
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