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La Belle Geick launches OnlyFans

I’ll let you know if it’s worth subscribing.

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by Anonymousreply 60005/04/2021

😂 It was only a matter of time, BigWillyDilly.

by Anonymousreply 104/12/2021

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

by Anonymousreply 204/12/2021

The first seven posts are NOT promising

by Anonymousreply 304/12/2021

$15? I wouldn’t give this bum 15 cents.

by Anonymousreply 404/12/2021

Not surprised it's come to this. He needs money and he isn't going to get a real job. Onlyfans is such easy money, hard for people in his position to resist.

by Anonymousreply 504/12/2021

Did he ever get out of the Army? If so how?

by Anonymousreply 604/12/2021

[QUOTE] Not surprised it's come to this. He needs money and he isn't going to get a real job. Onlyfans is such easy money, hard for people in his position to resist.

How can you not find a decent job with a degree from Columbia?

by Anonymousreply 704/12/2021

Didn’t he quit college before graduating?

by Anonymousreply 804/12/2021

He never even finished one full year at Columbia r7.

But that's the word we live in. Why suffer through college and a job and if can you just monetize your looks and have strangers send you money to look at your body.

by Anonymousreply 904/12/2021

He should collaborate with Alex Grant.

by Anonymousreply 1004/12/2021

R10= Alex.

by Anonymousreply 1104/12/2021

[quote]He should collaborate with Alex Grant.

Both bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 1204/12/2021

I’m thinking that I should start spamming inboxes with pictures of *my* body, with a link that people can click on to pay me a small monthly subscription to make it stop. I’ll make millions.

by Anonymousreply 1304/12/2021

I’m glad he got out of the military to become a full time whore

by Anonymousreply 1404/12/2021

I'll subscribe if he gets Daveed Mazouz and Kasky in for a group show.

by Anonymousreply 1504/12/2021

But you can't just quit the Army.

There are many reasons possible, including but not limited to:[1][2]

He was court-martialed and sentenced to a punitive separation, He avoided a court-martial by agreeing to a Separation In Lieu of Trial (SILT), which is typically an administrative Other Than Honorable discharge, He received a hardship discharge, He was separated for disability, He was administratively separated for one of a couple dozen reasons, such as: He entered the ministry of a recognized religious organization, He was screened as a reserve member into the Standby Reserve or discharged as a Key Employee under DoD policy, He was a substandard performer, He had a pattern of misconduct or minor disciplinary infractions, He had a civilian conviction, He failed (or refused) substance abuse treatment, He lost his security clearance, He had a fraudulent enlistment, He failed to attend required reserve training and was separated for failure to participate satisfactorily, He was diagnosed with a non-service connected disability that prohibited performance of duties (like a personality disorder or pre-existing flat feet, etc.), He refused to train in a required course or activity, He failed a required training course even given remediation, He failed to maintain Service required height/weight/body fat composition requirements, He has drug abuse or DUI, He committed sexual harassment, He participated in extremist or supremacist activities or organizations, He was separated for “the good of the Service” by Secretarial plenary authority.

by Anonymousreply 1604/12/2021

R6 No-one knows for sure. Dylan has heavily suggested it's because he discovered he's a pacifist, so we know that's not the real reason.

He did go AWOL at one point, and someone said he was being punished as it seems he was stripped of a rank and had to work over weekends as punishment, so seems likely he was kicked out.

by Anonymousreply 1704/12/2021

[quote]I'll subscribe if he gets Daveed Mazouz and Kasky in for a group show.

If there be dong.

by Anonymousreply 1804/12/2021

[quote]A place to fearlessly objectify my physical form in support of an artistic lifestyle.

Even manages to be pretentious on OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 1904/12/2021

So far its a lot of nothing apparently, the same you can see on his instagram. So do not waste your money.

Dylan, I will give you money but you need to earn it. Not going to pay for your instagram kid.

by Anonymousreply 2004/12/2021

Isn’t he no longer gay?

by Anonymousreply 2104/12/2021

Why doesn’t this guy get a real job? Grift.

by Anonymousreply 2204/12/2021

[quote] because he discovered he's a pacifist

r17 How do you suddenly discover that at the age of 22 while going through basic training? He wasn't being dropped behind enemy lines to knife people in the back yet. He remembered he's lazy is what happened.

by Anonymousreply 2304/12/2021

What must his stepfather think of this? Surely he had greater expectations of Dylan than being an Onlyfans whore.

by Anonymousreply 2404/12/2021

Seriously r23. We knew he would never make it in the army. It's hard work and you have to follow orders.

The social media fame made Dylan lazy, and he thinks too highly of himself to follow orders.

by Anonymousreply 2504/12/2021

R23 Of course, I'm just recounting what he claims. Of course, he still posts stuff celebrating and fetishizing the military on his IG stories and so on - one of those kind of pacifists. And you just know come Veteran's Day he's going to be unbearable.

R24 Only if he never actually met Dylan.

by Anonymousreply 2604/12/2021

R25 He's always been lazy, even before the fame. When he was posting here he talked about how he always got detention because he didn't show up to pre-school workouts for the wrestling team. Always lazy, always entitled.

by Anonymousreply 2704/12/2021

C'mon guys. Just give him your money. He deserves it. It's to fund him pursuit of the arts. It's for a good cause.

by Anonymousreply 2804/12/2021

I'd have stuck with Columbia University in the City of New York. Dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 2904/12/2021

$15 bucks?? I don’t think so.

by Anonymousreply 3004/12/2021

Alex Gran tops. His first fuck clip was actually of him topping a girl.

by Anonymousreply 3104/12/2021

[QUOTE] I'd have stuck with Columbia University in the City of New York. Dumbass.

Yeah I can’t believe he blew that opportunity. Being young and hot, a college athlete going to Columbia? Living it up in New York City, making great contacts and building relationships for your post-graduate future? He had the dream in front of him, and he fucked it all up. What a loser. Dylan is the epitome of laziness and entitlement. I actually wish he stayed in the closet—I’m ashamed that he’s out there representing gay men.

by Anonymousreply 3204/12/2021

[Quote] I’m ashamed that he’s out there representing gay men.

He's said that he's bisexual, so let that lessen your shame, hon.

by Anonymousreply 3304/12/2021

I remember suggesting that perhaps Dylan should finish getting whatever degree he wanted at Columbia first, and then whore it up to his heart's content. That got me screamed at by a thirsty DLer who wanted him to show dick RFN.

[quote]Alex Gran tops. His first fuck clip was actually of him topping a girl.

As opposed to..... her fucking him with a strap-on?

by Anonymousreply 3404/12/2021

[Quote] As opposed to..... her fucking him with a strap-on?

I don't like to think about such things. But he was using his penis on a woman. Let us move of on from discussion of such sick and boring lifestyles.

by Anonymousreply 3504/12/2021

None of you blame all of those older gay men who turned him out and passed him around for what his life turned into?

by Anonymousreply 3604/12/2021

r34 I doubt he'll show his dick on OnlyFans tbh. Most of the semi famous "respectable" people like Tyler Posey play it safe and just show Instagram pictures or the occasional ass shot. At least until he really needs the money to pay off his creditors like Aaron Carter does.

by Anonymousreply 3704/12/2021

Like he couldn’t have rejected their advances, R36? It’s not like he was some poor struggling kid they picked up off the street. He had options, and he made terrible decisions.

by Anonymousreply 3804/12/2021

The difference is Tyler Posey has an acting career that may act as a protective factor from diving into porn. Dylan doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 3904/12/2021

He's a real PROSTATUTION WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 4004/12/2021

He has already offered a nineteen dollar package via DM

Sigh

by Anonymousreply 4104/12/2021

Like we know his OF will be a waste of time as r20 found. He knows that anything posted will be instantly shared so there isn’t much incentive to be explicit and I doubt he wants to be an actual porn model. We’ve already seen the goods but if we know anything about Dylan, it’s that he really thinks highly of himself.

I think it will be a huge tease fest that brings i a few thousand a month from idiot subscribers. He’ll get close to showing his cock, give a few pub and ass pics but not full on jerk off vids or fucking. Then he will get tired of it and abandon his page before 2022. He will also call his posts art.

by Anonymousreply 4204/12/2021

He needs to find Jesus!

by Anonymousreply 4304/12/2021

Was everyone expecting Jackson to show dick? Or for Alex Cohen to end up a fisting bottom on his platform? I wasn't. It seems that when the nudes leak of some of these guys, they say "fuck it" and dive right into the jizz biz.

by Anonymousreply 4404/12/2021

[QUOTE] I think it will be a huge tease fest that brings i a few thousand a month from idiot subscribers. He’ll get close to showing his cock, give a few pub and ass pics but not full on jerk off vids or fucking. Then he will get tired of it and abandon his page before 2022.

It may not take that long. If he thinks he’ll just slap a page up and the money will start rolling in, he’s sadly mistaken. It takes work to create and manage a successful Onlyfans account. If he’s still the same lazy bum he’s always been, then this will be yet another failed BigWillyDilly experiment.

by Anonymousreply 4504/12/2021

Tyler Posey has ended up showing his dick once on OF so far r37. And he has down a lot of ass, Dylan hasn't even posted that yet.

by Anonymousreply 4604/12/2021

According to the OnlyFans stats page, 100 Dataloungers have already signed up for Dylan's most expensive subscription.

by Anonymousreply 4704/12/2021

He takes himself way too seriously to make a worthwhile OF. It'll be a scam and it will work since he inspires so much thirst in some (a fool and their money...).

by Anonymousreply 4804/12/2021

Celebrity hinges on the tease. Once you give them what they want, they may go elsewhere.

by Anonymousreply 4904/12/2021

Get back to me when the dropout presents hole

by Anonymousreply 5004/12/2021

[quote]Being young and hot, a college athlete going to Columbia? Living it up in New York City, making great contacts and building relationships for your post-graduate future?

And on top of that, he had a boyfriend who was paying for them to live in an apartment, so he didn't have to live in the dorms. Plus he was getting social media clout from Jackson, and money from their social media fans (he'd mention how he was too broke to buy decent food on a live chat and those fraus would send him money!) and he still fucked it all up out of greed.

by Anonymousreply 5104/12/2021

First posts, as stated, all IG level stuff. And really cheap looking underwear.

That leaked undies pic was more revealing.

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by Anonymousreply 5204/12/2021

The #HUSTLE picture in the background makes me wanna barf

by Anonymousreply 5304/12/2021

And I know shitting on tatts is a common DL pastime, but in this case it's truly deserved, they look awful

by Anonymousreply 5404/12/2021

There is no nudity. He’s always made it clear he won’t get nude.

by Anonymousreply 5504/12/2021

Shame on people for signing up.

by Anonymousreply 5604/12/2021

R55, once he realizes how much money he’ll make, expect plenty of pole and hole.

by Anonymousreply 5704/12/2021

I believe those are the 20 dollar PPV pics r52. You had to pay extra for that.

by Anonymousreply 5804/12/2021

R57 nah. He can make all the money scamming.

by Anonymousreply 5904/12/2021

R58 correct

by Anonymousreply 6004/12/2021

Gorgeous ne'er-do-well fuck up. At least William glazed glare O'Connor managed to scribble his way through Georgetown, was it? And never needed to sink to selfie nudies to travel the world.

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by Anonymousreply 6104/12/2021

I do wonder what parents think in a situation like this.

Mom, I know I was once an Ivy Leaguer but now I want to make money posting nudes online!

by Anonymousreply 6204/12/2021

that bitch looks like Frances McDormand @ R61

by Anonymousreply 6304/12/2021

R58 You're right, they were. Really goes to show how he's going to scam people.

by Anonymousreply 6404/12/2021

Is Dylan our Edie Sedgwick, without the inheritance, and lacking any appeal as a muse for a major artist? Will he end up strung out camping in an empty swimming pool? He's no Baptiste Giabiconi. Now there was a sensible boy who didn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

by Anonymousreply 6504/12/2021

I'm guessing this move means he was rejected by Sway House. So his plans for TikTok stardom are replaced with OnlyFans.

Is this what he needed those assistants for?

by Anonymousreply 6604/12/2021

Baptiste didn't give it up. That's key to fleecing self loathers.

by Anonymousreply 6704/12/2021

Baptiste proved himself to be capable of charm among the beautiful people. Dylan seems charmless with his public, who aren't beautiful people either.

by Anonymousreply 6804/12/2021

Two more, his ass is pretty disappointing. And the quality of the pics themselves is just shitty, he's making zero effort already

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by Anonymousreply 6904/12/2021

He's leaning forward, not exactly the right post to show off the cakes.

by Anonymousreply 7004/12/2021

One of his posts already has $100 in UNSOLICITED TIPS

by Anonymousreply 7104/12/2021

R71 And that's from etseq alone!

by Anonymousreply 7204/12/2021

How much has Edwin tipped so far???

by Anonymousreply 7304/12/2021

The tattoos aren't going to stop either. Give him 12-18 months. He'll be covered in ink.

by Anonymousreply 7404/12/2021

The next Aaron Carter.

by Anonymousreply 7504/12/2021

Gross bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 7604/12/2021

R70 - maybe pancakes 🥞 🥞

by Anonymousreply 7704/12/2021

How desperate do you have to be to pay for the two last pictures posted above? It makes me sad to think if it.

by Anonymousreply 7804/12/2021

[quote] And I know shitting on tatts is a common DL pastime, but in this case it's truly deserved, they look awful

They really are dreadful. And, unfortunately, once someone like the Geick starts down that road, it will be difficult for him to stop. Here a tat there a tat, everywhere a tat tat.

Blech.

by Anonymousreply 7904/12/2021

On the bright side: It is hilarious how you can money out of nothing. You have no skills, but a killer body, and people pay you as long as you are an 'influencer' or YouTube personality. Btw, who has he influenced, and how?

by Anonymousreply 8004/12/2021

Does he have a personality? Would someone describe it? Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 8104/12/2021

R73 GREAT question! Dylan is disgusted by Edwina (Edwin pestered him relentlessly online, as you can imagine). This is Edwin’s first opportunity to get a look at the goods since being banished - at least beyond what he has saved and stroked that middle aged baby carrot to.

by Anonymousreply 8204/12/2021

[quote]Does he have a personality?

My guess is really good looking guy, who could pass as straight. Got some minor celebrity when he came out and even more because there was no lisp and sass. Gays fell in love. Rich, older gays pounced, put on him private jets, and flew him to exotic locales and passed him around. He got a big head, thought his shit didn't stink, left Columbia, to be a full time kept boy. That fell apart, then he went the trash route by joining the Army, found out it was the destination of last resort for poor kids and got out. Now he's trying to capitalize on what's left now that all the sugar daddies have moved on to younger, fresher trade by trying to clout chase with a select group on influencers.

by Anonymousreply 8304/12/2021

R83 you have not typed one word related to personality. Is it such a blank slate?

by Anonymousreply 8404/12/2021

I think he's too old and missed his mark since he should have been doing Tik Toks then ran to OFs. Not for nothing but OF is over saturated and their are hotter guys asking for less. But since he retreated into his failed military stint, he lost his social media hold. The world turns faster then ever. It's been what a year? Not hard for people to move on. Tik Tok reigns supreme, his boyfriends knew what was up. But Tik Tok requires personality, skill, and sometimes work. So that leaves Geick out.

Obvisouly it's not too late and maybe his shirtless sob stories will attract a tone of followers. I don't know I just think once we got what we wanted, jerk off vid/nudes, he became old news, at 22, haha. He may surprise us but the kid is all over the place. He needs to just accept his spot as a paid whore. No matter what, he will never be begging for coins because he's a white, (somewhat) pretty, twink.

by Anonymousreply 8504/12/2021

r27 wait, coaches give detention to athletes for not attending practice? That's weird.

by Anonymousreply 8604/12/2021

R86, why is that weird? There has to be some consequence and in a school detention is the catchall punishment.

by Anonymousreply 8704/12/2021

r34 why not do both? Lots of Harvard gays with some muscle and a cute face make sure to snag Johns in NYC. Get trips to the Big Apple, lavished with gifts, and some help with their first jobs. In return, these men get eye candy with an Ivy League degree which makes them more acceptable then the common whore. Dylan was already on that track. But he's 22 and may snag a rich man. His Matt Gaetz sized head (since he's a closet Republican) sn't doing him any favors, especially as he ages, so he better snag a man quick before his hole or face give out.

by Anonymousreply 8804/12/2021

R88 how do you you know my story? Did you live it too? Ivy whore or sugar daddy?

by Anonymousreply 8904/12/2021

Truned him out? They didn't shoot him up with meth then blow his hole to shreds. They fucked him or watched him fuck other hot young guys while they watched. They gave him gifts, money, clout, rides on private jets, and nice clothes. If he wanted to be lazy he should have just dropped his wresting and get a poetry degree or something. One of his Johns could have helped him with tuition.

by Anonymousreply 9004/12/2021

Narcissism is a slippery slope. He'll end up over the hill by 30 with nothing to show for it.

by Anonymousreply 9104/12/2021

r52 she needs to cut her nails.

by Anonymousreply 9204/12/2021

What happened to the wealthy sugar daddies he seemed to get assistance or support from?!

by Anonymousreply 9304/12/2021

You would be surprised how many NYC velvet mafia gays pay for dinner and tag alongs for the jetting, a 1000 bucks here and here, but will balk at annual Ivy League expenses which surpass 80K

by Anonymousreply 9404/12/2021

Good point r94 They didn't get rich blowing money on a whore's six-figure poetry degree. I actually wish that SC's Tanner could snag a rich one. He seemed like a perfect courtesan. Popular with the gays, warm smile, nice dick and can take nice dicks. Was a model and seems interesting. He's a bit bi so he's flighty. but I would happily keep a guy like that.

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by Anonymousreply 9504/12/2021

To be a kept "well bred" gentleman's companion, one must say please and thank you and also fake that there is an amorous connection. It's hard work. Not for the sullen and lazy.

by Anonymousreply 9604/12/2021

r94 Who is in or what is meant by the NYC velvet mafia?

by Anonymousreply 9704/12/2021

Are Dylan's parents modest, upper middle class, or wealthy?

by Anonymousreply 9804/12/2021

The cash me outside girl made 1 million in six hours. - Did she show vag lips?

by Anonymousreply 9904/12/2021

He comes from an upper middle class suburb of Chicago r98.

by Anonymousreply 10004/12/2021

She probably did 6on1 all anal, DAP, TAP with the staff of a local Burger King. Cause she classy like dat.

by Anonymousreply 10104/12/2021

Upper middle class kids get SCREWED for elite private tuition. If their parents didn't save (and many dont) they dont have the 80k a year, for multiple kids sometimes. Working class and lower middle class kids get need blind financial aid - huge grants. The rich can just shell it out. Selfish Upper Middle Class Parents can refuse or get royally pissed off by the sticker shock.

by Anonymousreply 10204/12/2021

Dylan's option to join the military was bizarre, it must have been a fuck you I'm a cowboy decision because he had to know it was not for his class. station. OR, we don't know the entire story.

by Anonymousreply 10304/12/2021

You seem really desperate to to know r81/r84.

He is a smart aleck type, and pretty cocky and surprisingly pretentious. He isn't a blank slate at sll, for better or worse he is a strong personality.

You can look up some of the old threads when he posted here if you really care.

by Anonymousreply 10404/12/2021

thanks for the answer. I wasn't around on DL then.

by Anonymousreply 10504/12/2021

r100 I know those areas. The suburbs are the best in the state and wealthy to upper middle class but there are also a lot of simply middle class families and poor families tucked in there. Culturally most of them lay low but someone is more likely to be middle class paying crazy taxes than upper middle class. I don't know where his family stands but it's obvious that he's not getting much cash from mom and dad since he's hooking.

by Anonymousreply 10604/13/2021

r102 the area he came from have VERY good blue ribbon level public schools. There is absolutely no need to throw your child in a private school unless you have the money are really want something specially for your kid. These North Shore burbs don't play around when it comes to their schools.

by Anonymousreply 10704/13/2021

I’ve been here for a few years now and was hoping this “belle” stuff was dying out, and it was, until now.

by Anonymousreply 10804/13/2021

R84 He's a grifter, so beyond that he changes his personality to match whatever he needs for whatever situation. It's why his attempts at vlogging, podcasting and TikTokking were all doomed to fail. And just think of the talentless dregs that have managed to succeed in those fields, that really should show you how personality and charisma free he is.

The only real personality trait he seems to have is arrogance and entitlement, as R104 said.

by Anonymousreply 10904/13/2021

R109 Even in the Age of Woke, arrogance and entitlement still have currency.

by Anonymousreply 11004/13/2021

Was he an sex escort to rich men or just a decorative element invited around to be decorative and maybe fuck some other twinks. There is a difference.

by Anonymousreply 11104/13/2021

His posts aren’t even up to the sluttiness level of Darrell Jones’s FREE OnlyFans

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by Anonymousreply 11204/13/2021

"The Velvet Mafia" was a term from the 90s to refer to newly visible captains of business and industry who were gay. Geffen was a "founding member". Its not official it was a term used by the zeitgeist, that is all. I don't know the VIP gays in NYC and its possible Miss Thing was taken up by B or C list "velvet mafia"

by Anonymousreply 11304/13/2021

Dylan's dad is wealthy. Has a beautiful ocean-front mansion in the USVI and a very nice place in Chicago. His mom and stepdad seem more middle class.

by Anonymousreply 11404/13/2021

R111 The rumour is both, apparently there are videos of him being fucked by guys at the request of the sugar daddies which are played at videos. It's said that's how the jack off video leaked - someone recorded it being played at a party. Either way, there's a reason they've kept him around for years whilst others have come and gone, so he's clearly not refusing whatever it is they want.

There's also suggestions he acts as a recruiter, he did seem to bring quite a few of his friends and so on into the sugar daddy circle.

by Anonymousreply 11504/13/2021

r113 Thank you

So would Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and say a film director like Gus Van be classed as part of the purple mafia?

by Anonymousreply 11604/13/2021

There's so much caveman-looking trash on OF. Why anyone in particular?

by Anonymousreply 11704/13/2021

Anderson Cooper mostly played in Brazil. I don't know about Don Lemon, I'm old and out of loop. Gus is creative VIP but any real money?

by Anonymousreply 11804/13/2021

r116 One imagines the velvet of which r113 speaks is lavender.

by Anonymousreply 11904/13/2021

Anderson has a preference for Latin guys within a certain age range (not twink age), unlike his BFF. Don has a preference for white guys, but he likes them more seasoned. Twinks do nothing for him.

by Anonymousreply 12004/13/2021

[quote]A place to fearlessly objectify my physical form in support of an artistic lifestyle.

My god that is pretentious.

by Anonymousreply 12104/13/2021

How does he already have 3.4k likes when he only has 9 posts, over a period of a DAY?

The OnlyFans statistics are misleading and terrible.

by Anonymousreply 12204/13/2021

Also, no videos yet!

I assume he's offering them via DM for a higher fee, but he should really lower his entry price if he's going to lock the goods behind per-item fees.

by Anonymousreply 12304/13/2021

R115 those parties sound so decedent and fun. I’d love to see who these guys and the A-list gay daddies have in their vaults. I’d also like to know the costs of getting mid-range whites like Dylan compared to top of the line fashion models and actors.

If I had their money I’d rent hot guys as well.

by Anonymousreply 12404/13/2021

R123 You're thinking as someone who wants to produce good content for an audience you want to grow. He's thinking as a grifter who can fleece them for the maximum amount before getting found out.

R124 It does rather seem the top of the line ones prefer the big pay days to be degraded in the Middle East rather than the usual sugar daddy circuit.

by Anonymousreply 12504/13/2021

His brother Mason has on OFs as well

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by Anonymousreply 12604/13/2021

Damn r126.

Both Geick brothers whoring themselves on Onlyfans. They gonna collaborate?

But damn, Mason is charging more money than Dylan is. Mason really thinks he can get away with charging 22/mo, he certainly has a high opinion of himself.

by Anonymousreply 12704/13/2021

Given he's straight, he's probably right thanks to the self-hating gays. Though he's artistic so that will probably put them off him. Also makes me suspect his content is meant to be "arty"

by Anonymousreply 12804/13/2021

[quote]R124:... those parties sound so decedent and fun.

Oh, Dear.

by Anonymousreply 12904/13/2021

I find Mason (r) better looking than Dylan.

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by Anonymousreply 13004/13/2021

They're step siblings?

by Anonymousreply 13104/13/2021

They both used the same line about "The place to objectify me". Way to completely ride your brother's coattails Mason.

by Anonymousreply 13204/13/2021

No r131, they are biological siblings.

by Anonymousreply 13304/13/2021

Apparently Dylan just posted this on OF:

[quote]Hello everyone, thank you so much for an incredible launch day! I can’t wait to create on this platform and in so many mediums with all the support you guys have provided. This is not a one month cash grab scheme. Being straightforward with all of you is my plan. If I have nude images on here they will be beautiful and tasteful and artistic, and I plan for that, but I knew everything from day one would leak. Luckily thanks to all my true loving supporters I can afford lawyers now so we can take out the trash and make this a wonderful place where I can express myself

That "if" is doing a lot of work.

by Anonymousreply 13404/13/2021

And another update:

[quote]I want this to be where I post content which is still a part of my identity, but wouldn't be appropriate for other platforms. It won't be porn, I'll tell you that. Nude art? I hope

No, I don't make porn, I make nude art.

by Anonymousreply 13504/13/2021

I said this about a thousand times, but Dylan looks like a hot cavemen. He’s attractive but not in a pretty boy way. His brother is prettier than him in the traditional sense.

by Anonymousreply 13604/13/2021

NUDE ART????????

That is fucking HILARIOUS - he’s the Onlyfans equivalent of Michelangelo.

by Anonymousreply 13704/13/2021

R130 His brother is definitely better looking. Someone should start a thread about [italic]him[/italic]...

by Anonymousreply 13804/13/2021

No way is his brother hotter. His brother looks inbred.

by Anonymousreply 13904/13/2021

Is this him?

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by Anonymousreply 14004/13/2021

I guess the sister wont be far behind.

by Anonymousreply 14104/13/2021

I hope he posts artistic photos of his big fake horse teeth! I want close ups of that dental work!

by Anonymousreply 14204/13/2021

R140 Yes

by Anonymousreply 14304/13/2021

That post is actually interesting r134. Basically he is admitting he will be posting nudes on Onlyfans, he just is afraid for it all to leak everywhere so he wants to hire some online minions first that will take down pictures when they leak out.

by Anonymousreply 14404/13/2021

R143 He’s much more attractive and alluring... sultry, almost.

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by Anonymousreply 14504/13/2021

No way does Mason have a more attractive face. Dylan has a grown face, he was never a fave of Singer types.

by Anonymousreply 14604/13/2021

Mason also has more of a man’s body versus Dylan, who has more of a prepubescent frame.

by Anonymousreply 14704/13/2021

Both Geick brothers are on OnlyFans? Maybe they can collab. Take after the example of Michael Boston and his brother.

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by Anonymousreply 14804/13/2021

What has Michael Boston done with his brother?

by Anonymousreply 14904/13/2021

Pose with their asses hanging out... Just like the pic at R148 shows!

by Anonymousreply 15004/13/2021

R144 Eh, maybe, but nude is very vague

by Anonymousreply 15104/13/2021

[R146] he looks like a troglodyte. He’s sexy. But give me the Korean pretty boys.

by Anonymousreply 15204/13/2021

R152 How are "Korean pretty boys" different from other pretty boys?

by Anonymousreply 15304/13/2021

Is the surname pronounced Geek or Gike?

by Anonymousreply 15404/13/2021

R154, it’s pronounced “whore.”

by Anonymousreply 15504/13/2021

Where is the father's OF? Sheesh. I'm tired of these twinks. I bet dad will go gaped hole and creampies, gung-ho!

by Anonymousreply 15604/13/2021

You know Joey Mills read his thread on here and it probably his feelings. Y'all should be nice to Dylan. Poor kid has had it rough...

by Anonymousreply 15704/13/2021

NO, no, and NO !

When I said Geick should find a sugar daddy I meant an older gentleman of good reputation, look at Froy and his daddy for reference, not some pimp nefarious looking troll like Michael whathisname.

When I said he should go to L.A, I meant to start a career as an indie social media creator and possibly acting, not an only fans account !!!

This kid needs sound advice from an older gay and not someone who will take advantage of his youth. UGh!

by Anonymousreply 15804/13/2021

Am I remembering correctly that the stepdad was a hot daddy?

by Anonymousreply 15904/13/2021

He's pissed that some images have already leaked, I know how he feels, but there's not much you can do about it other than file DMCA takedown notices if you or your supporters see something. But even then stuff will get out, so while it can suppress it on major sites it will not stop the smaller ones or the overseas ones.

by Anonymousreply 16004/13/2021

I know Dylan through several mutual friends and have heard most of the story of what's gone on the past few years. The short version is that he got waaaaaaay in over his head with the whole rich-WeHo-gay scene after taking a leave of absence from Columbia – mainly because he refused to put out (yes, seriously) and was tired of being viewed as a piece of meat by everyone in that scene. He figured he could get his shit back together if he returned to Columbia, but it ended up being more of the same, except with NYC gays instead of LA gays.

To escape ALL the bullshit, he then decided he needed to kick his ass into gear and joined the military on whim – and regretted it within a matter of weeks after starting boot camp (in large part because of missing Jackson, though last I heard they're now "off" again, but also because his fellow enlistees weren't exactly gay-friendly). He *claims* he received a discharge as a conscientious objector, but I have other friends who've served over the years who say that's total bullshit: while yes, you can exit on that basis, you can generally only do so after active-duty service (e.g. seeing seriously fucked up shit over in Afghanistan or something). What really happened is he went AWOL for close to two weeks in Austin (he was stationed at Fort Hood, about 90 minutes away) and indulged in various drugs (mainly weed) while there, and got shitcanned on those two grounds.

Almost as bad, he had to formally quit Columbia to enlist and apparently can't re-enroll there or any other comparable school – because he was dishonorably discharged from the military, which is apparently a no-no at elite universities. At this point I think he's best described as "lost": he has no clue what to do next, and is doing acting-out shit like getting tats out the wazoo and hard-core partying. He apparently hit up some of the rich LA gays he used to hang with for a "loan" and has been using that to pay for the tats & party – in exchange for putting out – but reneged and bailed to places unknown. Hence the OF account: it's either that or hitting up his parents for money, but they've apparently had it with him dropping out of an Ivy League school and fucking up his life, so showing ass online is apparently "less difficult" than working things out with his family.

He's a smart guy who's made some seriously stupid decisions, but OTOH at least wised up reasonably quickly about the lecherous nature of the whole A-gay scene and has no interest in rejoining that, either.

by Anonymousreply 16104/13/2021

Thank you for the narrative R161, sounds credible.

I am still trying to get my head around the idea of paying $250 the year to look at what amounts to be Instagram photos of some generic young tease.

by Anonymousreply 16204/13/2021

I wouldn't want to be in his shoes. I find it hard to believe nobody mature gave him good advice. Even sugar daddies are not completely corrupt. He must not have listened.

by Anonymousreply 16304/13/2021

all that definitely tracks except for the Jackson part. Wasn't he with twink Johnny by that point? He was even trying to get back with him recently, writing him poetry and such, but I don't think Johnny was interested.

by Anonymousreply 16404/13/2021

How long was he in the army for? He can be let go within 120 days if they don't think he's a fit without being dishonorably discharged. There's a lot of other ways they can discharge him if he isn't taking to it well. Dishonorable discharge seems unlikely.

He obviously joined it hoping they would force him to focus and learn discipline. He showed them! That means he knows he's lazy and is also prone to terrible decisions, but he's also rebellious and doesn't like following rules.

The university not allowing reenrolling because he was dishonorably discharged is bullshit. No one can get access to your army record but you unless you allow it, request your own certificate for use in a job that requires it, or a long period of time is passed. And universities don't do background checks anyway.

I also call bullshit on him keeping his virtue when surrounded by a lot of wealthy men who won't take no for an answer. He wouldn't be invited to yacht with them for very long if he never put out. He's pretty but not that pretty. That is CLEARLY bullshit.

I think r161 is either Dylan or a friend of his who is trying to make him look better, but there's some clearly false info there.

by Anonymousreply 16504/13/2021

Yep r164, Dylan was dating Johnny when he went into the military. That was well after him and Jackson broke up

by Anonymousreply 16604/13/2021

[QUOTE] I think R161 is either Dylan or a friend of his who is trying to make him look better, but there's some clearly false info there.

A friend, maybe. There’s no way Dylan could type that much without a few insanely unnecessary big words thrown in.

by Anonymousreply 16704/13/2021

Does ONLY FANS set a minimum? I think Dylan is going about this wrong. He should put on a "sincere" persona and make his only fans a little bit sexy and a "get to know me as I find my way" blog type thing. Like make himself a virtual friend. And charge a few dollars max a month. If he could display any energy exchange with this fan base he could probably rake in 10-2OK a month for a year, easily, without doing any porn and just by being human. Thats not chump change and it wouldn't be embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 16804/13/2021

Fuck yeah! Thank you, Dylan!

by Anonymousreply 16904/13/2021

R161, is he really a "bisexual?"

Or does he think that just makes him sound masc and hot?

by Anonymousreply 17004/13/2021

So what if he dropped out of Columbia. It's not the tragedy you people keep trying to make it. The AWOL thing was probably the only way he could get out of the Army. If you watched any of the vlogs from that shithole, Fort Hood, damn right, I'd want to get out of there, too. I wouldn't care what I did. The place was a disgusting dump, the guys were all drunken morons. Anyhow he's only 22 and y'all clucking over his "ruining his life" is laughable and just makes me want to defend him.

by Anonymousreply 17104/13/2021

That's right. There's always University of Phoenix and DeVry.

by Anonymousreply 17204/13/2021

R171

[quote]y'all

Your nature is noted.

by Anonymousreply 17304/13/2021

R173 I have no idea what that means.

Is DL a meritocracy, like the Clinton White House, or something? I mean it's no sin not to go to Columbia, or to college. Many successful people in Dylan's field never went to college and a few probably couldn't spell it. Probably making more money than you.

by Anonymousreply 17404/13/2021

Dylan’s field?

by Anonymousreply 17504/13/2021

Whoredom?

by Anonymousreply 17604/13/2021

"He's said that he's bisexual"

aka 'gay-4-pay'?

by Anonymousreply 17704/13/2021

Of course Baptiste fucked Lagerfeld multiple times.

by Anonymousreply 17804/13/2021

Shouldn’t he marry Geffen at this point and inherit billions? How many years could Geffen possibly have left?

by Anonymousreply 17904/13/2021

[quote]because he refused to put out

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sure, the likes of Michael and Anthony kept him around for years because he was refusing to put out for them.

[quote]but OTOH at least wised up reasonably quickly about the lecherous nature of the whole A-gay scene and has no interest in rejoining that, either

You must have missed the ski trip he went on with his sugar daddies then. Do your research better next time you try and pretend to have insider info. As R164 pointed out, he'd moved on from Jackson to the underage looking twink.

R165 Around a year.

by Anonymousreply 18004/13/2021

What is the "field" of someone who makes their living with Onlyfans. Is Dylan officially a sex worker?

by Anonymousreply 18104/13/2021

[QUOTE] What is the "field" of someone who makes their living with Onlyfans. Is Dylan officially a sex worker?

He’s a whore, darlin’.

by Anonymousreply 18204/13/2021

This thread is full of hate, as expected.

But honestly, skin is what people want the most from Dylan right now because he's so hot and young. Poetry will never be lucrative for him — even if it were, the audience would be a bunch of older women readers and how boring is that?

OF doesn't mean he can't do other things. I think there's a LOT more money in influencing if he can crank out regular content that people like. He just needs to accomplish it.

BTW, pretty much ALL writers and artists are "lazy" by bourgey standards. They all procrastinate, their projects take discipline and forever to create and not everyone is cut-out for 9-to-5 rote jobs. Lots of good art and literature can't be made that way. Dylan will always be supported because he's FUCKING HOT.

I, for one, am extremely excited to see what Dylan comes up with on OF and I'll support him there if he puts out enough.

I wish him well at any rate.

by Anonymousreply 18304/13/2021

I’m also excited to see what Dylan comes up with on Onlyfans cause whatever it is I’ll be getting it for free. Everything he puts on there is guaranteed to leak.

by Anonymousreply 18404/13/2021

[Quote]think there's a LOT more money in influencing if he can crank out regular content that people like. He just needs to accomplish it.

What are on earth can he do that will generate the income he is getting from onlyfans? Nothing.

Sex sells. Sure he will do other projects to tell himself he isn't a whore, but its whoring out his body that will pay the bills.

by Anonymousreply 18504/13/2021

Doesn't Only Fans have a slight air of respectability since they managed to get some minor celebs on it? Before anyone jumps down my throat, I'm not saying it's a smart path, but if Tyler Posey is making millions, maybe it's a legit way to bank some cash without him having to show his pussy.

by Anonymousreply 18604/13/2021

If he posts fucking videos, be they art or porn, I'll subscribe.

by Anonymousreply 18704/13/2021

I hope there are lots of working over his hole with ever larger dildoes videos on his OF.

by Anonymousreply 18804/13/2021

It’s a pity a spot at Columbia was wasted on this dropout.

by Anonymousreply 18904/13/2021

You have no idea the insane MILLION$ that good influencers are making just by sharing their lifestyles and workouts, r185.

Even just one million followers can get a male influencer a 6-figure, annual income or more. And the women can make 20 times that!

But the good ones are consistent with valuable content (information) that aren't just peddling sponsors all the time. They vlog a couple of times a week and have helpful advice or funny content to watch. Many of the wannabes don't have the work ethic.

by Anonymousreply 19004/13/2021

Tyler Posey is making millions on only fans?

by Anonymousreply 19104/13/2021

Bella Thorne made 2 million her first week on Onlyfans. I think r190 is underestimating how much money people can make on the platform.

Of course, girls are going to make more money than guys.

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by Anonymousreply 19204/13/2021

I'm well aware of how much money one can make on OF.

All I'm saying is, you can make much more on Instagram, Youtube, TikTok and Hollywood, depending on who you are.

by Anonymousreply 19304/13/2021

And what you do.

by Anonymousreply 19404/13/2021

Why does pussy and tits get more money then cock and holes?

by Anonymousreply 19504/13/2021

His brother Mason made an Onlyfans too? What the hell was going on in the Geick household?

by Anonymousreply 19604/13/2021

Duh, There are a lot more straught guys out there than gay guys r195.

by Anonymousreply 19704/13/2021

What are straught guys, is that the opposite of distraught?

by Anonymousreply 19804/13/2021

Because women don't care about sex as much as guys, r195.

by Anonymousreply 19904/13/2021

[quote] Dylan will [bold] always [/bold] be supported because he's FUCKING HOT.

Looks fade.

by Anonymousreply 20004/13/2021

This is r85, r134 & r135's quotes fell right into my prediction. We've seen this before on OF. Nick Sandell (pictured) started the same way. He tried to just make it artistic and a tease. Now, he does full nude videos because he know what people want. OF has a way of checking egos because there are tons of hot guys willing to at least jerk off. A $15 entry fee is foolish but fine to start. The smart ones drop below $5 for deals and easily capture a few hundred to a thousand or more subscribers which can be a nice little bonus.

But I knew he's act like this. I doubt his page has much of any good updates. But I forgot that this is an important feature for escorting. Lots of the white boys that are hoeing in the ME have an OF on-top of beautiful Instagrams.

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by Anonymousreply 20104/13/2021

[quote] Dylan’s field?

Entertainment?

by Anonymousreply 20204/13/2021

Free or $5 accounts may be good for building up subscribers.

But they don’t make market-value income unless they charge $10 to $30 for XXX scenes through DM offers on top of that.

Some great content creators give at least one or two new scenes per month to everyone for a $10-$20 subscription price, which is worth it.

Some do both.

by Anonymousreply 20304/13/2021

Geick Brothers = Prick Teasers

by Anonymousreply 20404/13/2021

Such a sad reality r203. We used to pay $25-30 a month for 1-2 fuck or jerk off videos a WEEK from porn titans such as Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher. Variety of hot guys doing real gay stuff. Now, we spend nearly the same amount for maybe one or two 3 min jerk off videos from one self-absorbed guy. This is why I now avoid OF. If you're not subscribed they wont even let you preview the content. You just have to trust that it's not all 1 minute vids of the guy stretching, flexing, or smiling at the camera (I've seen that bullshit). Such a money pit.

by Anonymousreply 20504/13/2021

The good news is that there are some really hot guys you never would have seen cum before.

Most of them don’t sustain nee content or do new things and once you’ve seen a solo J/O, you don’t need to pay for it again.

So you just cancel after one subscription or DM video and move to the next unknown.

You only stick with the ones eith LOTS of new videos and collaborations. Those are rare.

by Anonymousreply 20604/14/2021

what does "DM video" mean?

by Anonymousreply 20704/14/2021

When the models offer you a pay-to-stream video through Direct Messages.

by Anonymousreply 20804/14/2021

DM video = Direct Message video

On OnlyFans, models will have free or cheap accounts, but charge $10+ for clips sold through direct messages (you pay to unlock and view them)

by Anonymousreply 20904/14/2021

He’s been here before

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by Anonymousreply 21004/14/2021

Just for everyone who doesn't get how much he's ripping people off - he's charging $15 a month. The underwear pics I posted at R52 cost an extra $20 on top of that. So yeah, it's a cash grab.

I also notice one of his posts is captioned "boot as fuck" - so the pacifist is still trying to make money off of the idea he was a soldier.

by Anonymousreply 21104/14/2021

Though that isn't a Dylan problem specifically, it is an onlyfans problem. It's never just the cost of the subscription, even when you subscribe to someone's page there is always a second paywall where you are expected to pay more money for the worthwhile content.

Quite an annoying racket.

by Anonymousreply 21204/14/2021

Word of advice: If anyone charges over $10 for their OF account, be patient and DON'T subscribe. People like that always learn they'll get more subscribers by occassionally offering deals. I subscribed to Chase Arcangel's account for $5.99 (through a limited time deal) and after a few months of gradual increases, he jacked up the price to $14.99. I let my subscription expire and he ended up sending me an offer to re-subscribe for $7.

by Anonymousreply 21304/14/2021

Nice piece of fan fiction R161.

by Anonymousreply 21404/14/2021

[quote]there is always a second paywall where you are expected to pay more money for the worthwhile content.

Except in Dylan's case the stuff behind the second paywall wasn't even worthwhile.

by Anonymousreply 21504/14/2021

r197 big deal the Cash me outside girl made 1 million in the first 4 hours on only fans.

by Anonymousreply 21604/15/2021

This thread really hit the rocks. His time as a DL favorite has passed once we got the jerk off videos. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 21704/16/2021

I died because his OnlyFans is a POS and he hasn't posted any noteworthy content for subscribers. It appears to be a cash and grab.

by Anonymousreply 21804/16/2021

He's incapable of anything but that

by Anonymousreply 21904/16/2021

[quote]I died because his OnlyFans is a POS and he hasn't posted any noteworthy content for subscribers.

Suicide seems an overreaction, but hey -- you do you!

by Anonymousreply 22004/16/2021

I don’t remember, are he and his brother full siblings or step brothers, and if stepbrothers share an actual parent or steps by blended family marriage? They don’t look much alike?

by Anonymousreply 22104/16/2021

There’s like four of them and only the youngest is a half sibling, I think.

by Anonymousreply 22204/16/2021

R221 see r133.

Dylan and Mason are biological siblings. Siblings can look different, it's not that crazy.

by Anonymousreply 22304/16/2021

LOL, R220! That really made my day!

by Anonymousreply 22404/16/2021

His peak as a DL fave probably passed even before that, R217. The thread about his jerkoff video only got a couple hundred replies. When we first heard about him, his threads would regularly and quickly fill up to the 600 reply mark.

At least the threads about him aren't getting deleted anymore. I don't know why it was, but Muriel was NOT one of his fans 1-2 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 22504/16/2021

Right, Dylan's peak here was in 2017. Dylan was famous on DL before he became famous on social media due to Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 22604/16/2021

PT Barnum would have LOVED OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 22704/16/2021

Yes, R227 the Government should set up a department of Consumer Affairs to regulate advertising for OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 22804/16/2021

But didn't Jackson only get him because of the New York Times profile of his wrestling career and Columbia? He was DL news forever ago.

by Anonymousreply 22904/16/2021

So you’re saying DL was obsessed with him while he was underage?

by Anonymousreply 23004/16/2021

Thankfully no r230, he was already 18 when that Outsports article came out and we had the first thread here r230.

by Anonymousreply 23104/16/2021

Still no new content

by Anonymousreply 23204/17/2021

Give him a break he's already done one thing this week. He can now rest up until just before the monthly subscription is up before he has to provide more disappointing content.

by Anonymousreply 23304/17/2021

R231 Yeah thank god no one was attracted to him when he was only 17 and three quarters because that shit would be weeiird

by Anonymousreply 23404/17/2021

What's on his brother's OF?

Looks like lots of raw dick.

by Anonymousreply 23504/17/2021

Nope r235. If you look on lpsg you'll see Mason's OF is even lamer than Dylan's.

by Anonymousreply 23604/17/2021

Which one has a hotter dick? Notice I didn't ask bigger, though that's a valid criteria too.

by Anonymousreply 23704/17/2021

It would be wonderful if they each post a dick comparison video to each of their OF.

by Anonymousreply 23804/17/2021

Someone actually tipped him for this lame pic he just posted

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by Anonymousreply 23904/17/2021

Was it Datalounge's vocal multi-generational New Yorker? I bet it was.

by Anonymousreply 24004/17/2021

R239 Are you subscribed? Any chance we can see the comments? Surely they can't be happy with this shit

by Anonymousreply 24104/17/2021

[quote] they can't be happy with this shit

There's no accounting for taste, R241.

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R243 Bwahaha, thank you for that!

I see he made a post yesterday (before he posted the sad excuse of a pic):

[quote]Hi, I’m going to try and learn the platform a bit better today. I’ll be looking through my messages and especially tips which I see I’ve been generously given already. There are lots of messages, please be mindful and gracious of my own limitations – there’s only one of me. I will try to interact as much as I find appropriate. I’m really excited here! Also, my brother @impenance just joined the platform and is an amazing musician/artist who deserves love and support as well. Ok, off to the dms.

Dylan has stated his limits!

by Anonymousreply 24404/17/2021

A prediction: he'll make a post saying that his first month is just to weed out those who sign up and then cancel, and he's waiting for his second - or maybe even third month - to post the good stuff after his true fans prove their worth by staying subscribed.

by Anonymousreply 24504/17/2021

Grifters gonna grift.

by Anonymousreply 24604/17/2021

His defenders are so sad

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by Anonymousreply 24704/17/2021

[quote] His defenders are so sad

They're no different from most of us.

Most of us would give our eye-teeth to have Dylan's sweet body.

by Anonymousreply 24804/17/2021

[quote] [R55], once he realizes how much money he’ll make, expect plenty of pole and hole.

Pole and Hole - it's what makes the world go round

by Anonymousreply 24904/17/2021

His body is almost too defined, I knew he works really hard but I like a slightly softer looking body, not all muscle.

by Anonymousreply 25004/17/2021

His body and face were softer in High School. On the other hand, I don't think he was a great looking teen but its possible his face is peaking right now.

by Anonymousreply 25104/17/2021

That's the face of someone who has been around passed around, used and bought and paid for many times over.

by Anonymousreply 25204/17/2021

That's a grim insight. I don't see that on him but I haven't followed his parcours.

by Anonymousreply 25304/17/2021

His shredded body is awesome. It’s too bad he won’t do XXX.

by Anonymousreply 25404/17/2021

[quote] His body is almost too defined

His jaw line is definitely too defined. It's as harsh as Jack Palance or Rachel Kempson.

by Anonymousreply 25504/17/2021

He's an attention where who likes being a piece of meat. No matter what he says. He loves getting attention for his looks. If he was serious about being a writer then he would just move back home and focus on that. But that would mean he would have to be disciplined and actually work hard. He's a spoiled brat.

by Anonymousreply 25604/18/2021

she does not like the criticism

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by Anonymousreply 25704/18/2021

He's delusional about his fame. He thinks he can pull a Bella Thorne on horny gays.

Also, he supports other no talents like Noah Beck and Jake Paul. Which shows just how intellectual he is. His attempt at seeking humble and compassionate is laughable.

by Anonymousreply 25804/18/2021

*seeming

by Anonymousreply 25904/18/2021

What a snowflake Geick is, you must not criticize my onlyfans in any way! He knows he has some people who will give him money and sing his praises no matter what he posts there I 'spose.

by Anonymousreply 26004/18/2021
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by Anonymousreply 26104/18/2021

I'm confused as to why people are defending a con artist.

by Anonymousreply 26204/18/2021

Sad old gay men.

by Anonymousreply 26304/18/2021

You know that Edwin would be defending DG if only DG didn't HATE, DESPISE, and BLOCK Edwin's creepy stalking.

by Anonymousreply 26404/18/2021

Outing himself as a grifter is basically the worst thing he could have done at this point... this is like Colby Keller voting for Trump. It killed his brand.

by Anonymousreply 26504/18/2021

Dylan reminds me of another wannabe celebrity Lance the Driver in that they are always telling us about what is coming and how much great "content" they have planned. In the end neither can deliver. Classic case of becoming a VERY minor celebrity for wanting to become a celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 26604/18/2021

This guy’s obsession with being a celebrity is sad.

by Anonymousreply 26704/18/2021

This guy's obsession with getting money for doing nothing is also sad.

by Anonymousreply 26804/18/2021

R256 Hell, he made a post a while back about he wasn't going to be posting selfies showing off his body. Lasted a couple of weeks.

R257 Oh ho ho, the tears have started already.

R261 Oh my god, that comment - "there's are followers of Dylan on here and then there are perverts who follow Dylan on here" - on a PORN site! The delusion of his fans. And him insulting an unhappy commenter, yeah that's gonna end well.

Thank you SO much for the screenshots, they're more entertaining than the pics he posts!

by Anonymousreply 26904/18/2021

Well, y’all are chattering about him nonstop so from what I see it’s working for him.

by Anonymousreply 27004/18/2021

R270 So you think he's making money from posts on DL, do you?

by Anonymousreply 27104/18/2021

[quote]Well, y’all are chattering about him nonstop so from what I see it’s working for him.

Posts about him here doesn’t translate to anything. There is no reach here.

by Anonymousreply 27204/18/2021

We made the Soft Butch Sous Chef happen!

by Anonymousreply 27304/18/2021

Well, OnlyFans is the wrong place to cunt off on some model.

If you don’t like their content, cancel your subscription.

by Anonymousreply 27404/18/2021

I guess it’s fair to criticize a content creator on their debut or your first subscription.

The poster shocked at “perverts” on OnlyFans is delusional.

Of course some DLers subscribed. That’s probably who is cunting him in the comments.

by Anonymousreply 27504/18/2021

Why are his tits so low?

by Anonymousreply 27604/18/2021

Almost all influencers are at least narcissists. With "an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others." If you expect something different, like sincerity, honesty, unselfishness or humility, the joke's on you.

by Anonymousreply 27704/18/2021

r270 take your "y'alls" to the BLM threads pls

by Anonymousreply 27804/18/2021

Take “y’alls” off of Datalounge entirely.

by Anonymousreply 27904/18/2021

Lame

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by Anonymousreply 28004/19/2021

So she’s coloring her nails now?

by Anonymousreply 28104/19/2021

Grovel, simps, grovel!

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by Anonymousreply 28204/19/2021

Of all the D/L obsessions over the years (I Love Lucy, the self-obsessed hairpuffed doctor, the self-obsessed psychologist with the sci-fi hair, the real-estate agent with the big chin, Vivian Vance), the obsession with Dylan may be the one which perplexes me most. He has a good body, but there are far nicer people out there with far nicer bodies.

by Anonymousreply 28304/19/2021

He’s ridiculed more so than praised r283. Not often do actual DL topics drop into a thread for a hilarious lesson in hubris.

by Anonymousreply 28404/19/2021

Love how he qualifies his post with the preface “Bored...”

Like, “I have nothing to do so I’ll deign to read your emails. Just remember, you are NOT a priority.”

Anyone remember Ryan Idol? I get Ryan Idol vibes from him. Maybe in twenty years Dylan will try killing his wife with a toilet seat too.

by Anonymousreply 28504/19/2021

Hanes? Maybe he is straight after all.

by Anonymousreply 28604/19/2021

[quote]the obsession with Dylan may be the one which perplexes me most.

Not me. This is one of the few things that makes sense on here, given DL's track record. Dylan has everything that DL salivates over. He's young, he's white, he's reasonably attractive, and he's gay (so he's gettable), but he presents as straight so he fulfills all of their high school/college jock boy fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 28704/19/2021

And he’s a whore, so we can act high and mighty.

by Anonymousreply 28804/19/2021

R287 Who exactly do you think is salivating over him on this thread? Most people are mocking him.

by Anonymousreply 28904/19/2021

[Quote] there are far nicer people out there

You think DL focuses on nice people?

by Anonymousreply 29004/19/2021

R289, while I cannot tell you what is the hearts and minds of everyone posting on this thread, I know Datalounge. There are three different types of mocking on this site. There is mocking someone they like; mocking someone they hate; and mocking someone to get a rise out of the people who like the person in question.

Have you ever seen the way little kids will tease or make fun of someone they secretly like? It's the same thing on these Dylan threads. The Dylan mocking is mostly by people who find him hot and want him. While some people enjoy watching train wrecks, most of them just want to get into his pants.

by Anonymousreply 29104/19/2021

[Quote] The Dylan mocking is mostly by people who find him hot and want him.

I don't think so. The people who were really into him felt that way because they thought he was masc and focused on sport and education. (No one ever really cared about his poetry.) By the time of chatting for tokens on... whatever those platforms are named... while he was dating Jackson, the tide had turned and unsurprisingly so.

Sure, those who hate him will look at his nudes. But the fantasy has gone.

by Anonymousreply 29204/19/2021

R291 You just sound like one of his dreary little defenders, attempting to get people to stop mocking him by trying to suggest it means people really like him. No, he's just fun to mock. In fact he's almost perfect for it - filled with unearned arrogance and pretentious beyond belief, and yet fails at everything he tries and such an obvious grifter.

[quote]No one ever really cared about his poetry.

And DL proved that one to him directly!

by Anonymousreply 29304/19/2021

I agree with R292. Geick is eminently mockable on many levels. He fancies himself so edgy and cool, an allegedly “smart jock.” Ohhhh, he writes poetry, he has tats, he smokes (blech). 🙄

But the bloom is definitely off this rose. I doubt many “want” him. At this point he’s just pitiful and pitiable.

by Anonymousreply 29404/19/2021

[quote]smart jock

He’s almost 25, no? He hasn’t been a “jock” for many years.

by Anonymousreply 29504/19/2021

[quote]You just sound like one of his dreary little defenders, attempting to get people to stop mocking him by trying to suggest it means people really like him.

I don't care that anyone mocks him and I'm not a fan. If he got hit by a bus tomorrow, I wouldn't care. I think it's funny, but I've just been around here long enough to notice certain patterns in these types of threads. And I just remember how some of you responded to him, when he was posting on DL. People don't change that quickly.

But that's all I'm going to say on the subject. Go back to making fun of him. The poor kid is whore and a walking afterschool special. Next stop Aaron Schock.

by Anonymousreply 29604/19/2021

[quote]I wouldn't care.

I think you would and you do.

by Anonymousreply 29704/19/2021

I've spent 5 minutes on line and can't find ANY poetry from this young Baudelaire!

by Anonymousreply 29804/19/2021

I Love Lucy obsession -- perplexing? Yeah it's such an obscure, unpopular show. I don't get that what's with you bitches?

by Anonymousreply 29904/19/2021

R298 More bottom Rimbaud than Baudelaire.

by Anonymousreply 30004/19/2021

[quote]He’s almost 25, no?

R295 No.

He's 22.

by Anonymousreply 30104/19/2021

He’s much closer to 25 than high school. He’s no “jock”.

by Anonymousreply 30204/19/2021

R302 You're still wrong and he's still 22

by Anonymousreply 30304/19/2021

Enough ^^.

by Anonymousreply 30404/19/2021

How good of a wrestler was he?

by Anonymousreply 30504/19/2021

I too am someone who cannot condone someone who only works out in a gym as a jock or athlete and golfers are absolutely not athletes too.

by Anonymousreply 30604/19/2021

The fact is he's the age of a college senior and in college the word jock is certainly used to describe an athlete. Not just in high school.

by Anonymousreply 30704/19/2021

No. He’s not athlete and hasn’t been for a long time.

by Anonymousreply 30804/19/2021

*an

by Anonymousreply 30904/19/2021

[quote]The fact is he's the age of a college senior and in college the word jock is certainly used to describe an athlete. Not just in high school.

Miss? Give it a rest.

by Anonymousreply 31004/19/2021

[quote]I too am someone who cannot condone someone who only works out in a gym as a jock or athlete and golfers are absolutely not athletes too.

R306 He wrestled for Columbia, and in high school. He got a wrestling scholarship to Columbia. I hope that meets your high standards for the lofty title of jock.

by Anonymousreply 31104/19/2021

[quote]Dylan reminds me of another wannabe celebrity Lance the Driver in that they are always telling us about what is coming and how much great "content" they have planned. In the end neither can deliver.

At this point, Jake "The Dog Ate My Sextapes" Orion comes to mind.

by Anonymousreply 31204/19/2021

R305 Good in high school, poor start in college - only won two matches. And in spite of that he deluded himself that he could take a year off, with zero practice, and then return and go straight back into NCAA competition.

R311 Columbia doesn't give out athletic scholarships. Him being a wrestler they wanted to recruit likely helped him get accepted, but no financial help.

by Anonymousreply 31304/19/2021

Yes and no, R313

Yes Ivy schools don't give athletic scholarships per se

But they do give merit (academic) scholarships to athletes, especially athletes they want to recruit, so a workaround of sorts.

by Anonymousreply 31404/19/2021

R314 They provide financial assistance to all students who need it, not just athletes. So, again, whereas it likely aided him getting accepted, it didn't get him any unique financial gain.

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by Anonymousreply 31504/19/2021

[quote]He wrestled for Columbia, and in high school. He got a wrestling scholarship to Columbia. I hope that meets your high standards for the lofty title of jock.

Ma’am? Enough.

by Anonymousreply 31604/19/2021

Columbia wrestling just coming off of a scandal probably didn't hurt either. What better way to repair their homophobic/"-isms" problem than to recruit an openly-gay wrestler?

by Anonymousreply 31704/19/2021

LOL, R315, that's not how it works.

They make sure that the athletes they want get the best "financial aid" packages.

No idea what this guy's family situation is though--if the parents are millionaires then unlikely there was financial aid involved.

by Anonymousreply 31804/19/2021

R318 Well I'm convinced by all those links and sources you gave to back up your claim.

by Anonymousreply 31904/19/2021

DLers are some of the most naive people on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 32004/19/2021

Sad to see a waste of potential. One thing to be a Gates or Zuckerberg college dropout. But to do OnlyFans? That’s just sad.

by Anonymousreply 32104/19/2021

Aww, getting upset that someone called you on your bullshit? That's okay, go stamp your feet and pretend to know more than you do some more, we'll wait.

by Anonymousreply 32204/19/2021

R321 Is it though? Did he actually have any potential in the first place? His writing isn't even remotely impressive, and nor was his wrestling, so...

by Anonymousreply 32304/19/2021

At the Ivy school I went to there were Canadian hockey players who were always in the easy, pass-fail courses. Music appreciation, geology ("rocks for jocks"), etc. They didn't even look like the rest of the students, they looked like adult athletes. I doubt they were there for their academic prowess. I'm sure there vs financial aid involved. No, there aren't official scholarships per se, but the poster who is saying there are ways around that is correct.

by Anonymousreply 32404/19/2021

*I'm sure there was financial aid involved

by Anonymousreply 32504/19/2021

Throwing away a top notch liberal arts education and absorption of ideas and culture that comes with 4 years at Columbia is a waste. Regardless of his abilities, the irresponsible throwing away of such an incredible opportunity that would have been a lifelong asset and an incredible gift that provides perspective and insight on all of life’s experiences from them on is a waste of potential. Maybe I’m biased, but I think education is the greatest, most valuable experience in life.

by Anonymousreply 32604/19/2021

Onlyfans has created a generation that aspires to...well, nothing—not when you can get out your cock or tits in exchange for money. It’s classless and sad.

by Anonymousreply 32704/19/2021

Oh, FFS, in another life, you “jock or not?” bitches fought to the death over how many angels could dance on the head of a pin. Correct answer is: who gives a fuck!

by Anonymousreply 32804/19/2021

Enough R328. Let it go.

by Anonymousreply 32904/19/2021

Maybe uninformed people who make incorrect statements shouldn't dig in instead of owning it

by Anonymousreply 33004/19/2021

R327 Because porn never existed before OnlyFans?

by Anonymousreply 33104/19/2021

Dylan may never have had a great chance at success as an adult, but the ONE thing he has done that he cannot overcome is the hand tattoos.

Those are recent, appear to be self-applied, and will prevent him from ever achieving mainstream success.

I suspect both substance abuse/addiction issues and serious mental health issues. I expect a performative rehab stint within a year, but never any real progress.

by Anonymousreply 33204/19/2021

Gals! Marys! Who cares if he his technically a jock or not. But now that you've said the word eleventyzillion times, Geick is old enough to give us a hot jockstrap show.

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by Anonymousreply 33304/19/2021

R326 Fair point, but again, it requires someone open to it. Dylan clearly was only interested in Columbia for the vanity aspects - after all, he still wears Columbia merch.

Always found it interesting that we never saw any friends he made on the academic side. It was all his athletic bro types.

by Anonymousreply 33404/19/2021

He’s not ugly but, but he’s a little too angular for my taste

by Anonymousreply 33504/19/2021

Geick IS Edwin!

doodoodooodoooo...

by Anonymousreply 33604/19/2021

So you can't have mainstream success as a writer if you have hand tattoos?

by Anonymousreply 33704/19/2021

[quote]So you can't have mainstream success as a writer

He’s not a writer.

by Anonymousreply 33804/19/2021

And he’s not a “jock” or “athlete”.

He’s a grifter. He exploits gay men for money.

by Anonymousreply 33904/19/2021

R331 it’s hardly the same playing field now. Onlyfans is to porn what Kindle self-publishing is to the writing industry.

by Anonymousreply 34004/19/2021

I’d never heard of him until this thread. I’m bored of all these fame whores, or just whores.

by Anonymousreply 34104/19/2021

R338 I thought he was an aspiring writer? He's 22, most of you on here usually refer to 22 year olds as boys. The guy is younger than Brent Rivera and Nash Grier. How many of you had your shit together and were all set in your careers or personal lives at 22? What a bunch of gossip hounds.

by Anonymousreply 34204/19/2021

[quote]aspiring

Aspiring for fame and money only.

by Anonymousreply 34304/19/2021

R280 I just noticed the cigarette in this photo. Also, the quality of the picture dates it by 15 years or so. To subscribers, who are actually paying him for access to what amounts to low-quality and trashy thumbnails, this is both sad and insulting.

You know, I keep popping into this thread to see if he’ll surprise and exceed expectations, or Attlee least genuinely entertain, but it’s just one disappointment after another with this one. There’s something wrong with him.

by Anonymousreply 34404/19/2021

*at least

by Anonymousreply 34504/19/2021

[quote] He has a good body,

And even that is overrated. He borders on scrawny.

by Anonymousreply 34604/19/2021

It's what Datalounge usually boils down to, r291:

JEALOUS BITCHES.

I'M on DL salivating all over Dylan because he's hot, athletic and manly. Way better looking than most people and I'd gladly pay for his porn, acting or music if it's good. I watch his gaming or Youtube Just Cuz and I wish him well.

I love him. He hasn't done anything super douchey yet, so I'll continue eating his ass.

I don't see a reason to subscribe to his OF yet. I'm not blind to anyone's faults and I notice the haters here have appropriated and exaggerated some minor criticisms I have.

But the burning hatred of a thousand suns is coming from some super Jealous Bitch. Maybe it's Boris the Nazi Incel on another hate spree. Or maybe it's Edwin, who cyberstalked poor Dylan and had a falling out.

All I know is that Dylan is hot, popular and harmless, but Cunts Gonna Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 34704/19/2021

R300 Honey, he ain’t got shit on Rimbaud.

by Anonymousreply 34804/19/2021

R304 R310 R316 😂

by Anonymousreply 34904/19/2021

Everybody on this thread would drink Dylan's bathwater IRL.

by Anonymousreply 35004/19/2021

Nooooo. ^^. Oh no.

by Anonymousreply 35104/19/2021

Sally School said:

[quote] Regardless of his abilities, the irresponsible throwing away of such an incredible opportunity that would have been a lifelong asset and an incredible gift that provides perspective and insight on all of life’s experiences from them on is a waste of potential. Maybe I’m biased, but I think education is the greatest, most valuable experience in life.

The irony here is overwhelming.

I know I’m being bitch, R326, but come on. [italic]Girl.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 35204/19/2021

R350 no way. I don’t find him that attractive, not my type at all. Plus I prefer older guys.

by Anonymousreply 35304/19/2021

I believe Dylan is the foremost literary descendent of e.e. cuminsidemebro.

by Anonymousreply 35404/19/2021

r326 = Proof Positive Jealous Bitch.

Dylan's looks, athleticism, luck and minority status nabbed him opportunities at Columbia that r326 values much more. Hence, envy. It was a stupid waste, too; that I agree with.

But are all those "jocks with rocks" really suited to be lawyers, etc.? Is Dylan ever going to do something with more career and cash value than influencer, actor, porn star, whatever? Can't he develop a solid skill while cashing in on his looks, too? Is lawyering the solid skill he's right for?

In an ideal world, Dylan would get serious about a trade but do looks-based jobs while he can. Some of these influencers are blowing lawyers out of the water financially $$$$. The hard-working ones that provide lots of information.

by Anonymousreply 35504/19/2021

And if I read another article about how oversaturated the lawyer market is ... how there's not enough work for them nowadays ...

by Anonymousreply 35604/19/2021

jocks with rocks = ?

by Anonymousreply 35704/19/2021

[quote]More bottom Rimbaud than Baudelaire.

BALL-zack!

by Anonymousreply 35804/19/2021

[quote] Honey, he ain’t got shit on Rimbaud.

Where's the verb in this sentence?

by Anonymousreply 35904/19/2021

Rim, R359.

by Anonymousreply 36004/19/2021

We have to pay for his poetry, his prose and his pose.

We can get some of his free penis on line where's the free poetry?

by Anonymousreply 36104/19/2021

R361 I should’ve known. You’d know where to find the poetry, prose, and the POSE!

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by Anonymousreply 36204/19/2021

He poses pretty here.

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by Anonymousreply 36304/19/2021

Not odd in the least r283, Dylan used to post here. Many of us remember interacting with him.

Very few subjects of DL threads have openly posted and interacted (even though we know they are lurking).

by Anonymousreply 36404/19/2021

[quote] Dylan used to post here

Do you have a link?

It might be nice to see his prose seeing I have to pay so much to see his poetry!

by Anonymousreply 36504/19/2021

Geick showed up in the first thread that was started about him below r365, he probably hung around posting here for few months as I recall.

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by Anonymousreply 36604/19/2021

^ Oh well, I guess I'll have to trawl through those six hundred hungry posts to read this Rimbaud's prose.

by Anonymousreply 36704/19/2021

Dylan and lots of other gay celebrities like Colton Haynes, John Wesley Shipp and Perez Hilton never left DL.

And yes, gossiping about them sends more money and subscribers their way.

by Anonymousreply 36804/19/2021

[quote]Dylan and lots of other gay celebrities

He’s not a celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 36904/19/2021

[quote] He’s not a celebrity.

He's a wet dream.

by Anonymousreply 37004/19/2021

Then why did Outsports and The New York Times celebrate him?

by Anonymousreply 37104/19/2021

[quote]He's a wet dream.

He’s not that either.

by Anonymousreply 37204/19/2021

[quote]Then why did Outsports and The New York Times celebrate him?

Enough!

by Anonymousreply 37304/19/2021

Didn’t he contact both? Outsports is some rinkydink blog but I believe he contacted the NYT.

by Anonymousreply 37404/19/2021

R370 He may not be a wet dream for those desiccating geriatrics who're unable to raise the desire.

by Anonymousreply 37504/19/2021

R373 😂

by Anonymousreply 37604/19/2021

[quote] Everybody on this thread would drink Dylan's bathwater IRL.

As well as his sweet seed

by Anonymousreply 37704/19/2021

When was the bathwater drinking ever a thing, I’ve never even seen it show up as a kink fetish? It’s like that drinking Champagne out of slipper, it never really happened or caught on.

by Anonymousreply 37804/19/2021

It's a classic DL meme, young child.

by Anonymousreply 37904/19/2021

R371 What part of this is the celebrating, exactly?

Also, I can't be the only one sensing snark in this choice of sample lines:

[quote]He is planning to major in English and creative writing, and self-published a collection of his poetry, “Early Works,” in August. (Sample lines: “When you left I downed a glass of milk/It didn’t wash the taste away.”) “It was a project for my own enjoyment,” he said.

Thank god you enjoyed it Dylan, because no-one else did.

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by Anonymousreply 38004/19/2021

[quote] I can't be the only one sensing snark in this choice of sample line

Well, now that you’ve pointed it out, no, you’re not the only one 😂

by Anonymousreply 38104/19/2021

[quote] When you left I downed a glass of milk.

[quote] It didn’t wash the taste away.

I'd call this non-rhyming verse rather than poetry.

by Anonymousreply 38204/19/2021

[quote]He’s not a celebrity.

R369 The Chicago Tribune says 'Geick is a published author, releasing "Early Works," a collection of poems, last year. And he's an internet celebrity, with 539,000 followers and counting on Instagram along with another 116,000 on YouTube.'

by Anonymousreply 38304/19/2021

The poor thing was used by a bunch of older men. You all should feel sorry for him.

by Anonymousreply 38404/19/2021

R384 Yes, Dylan was the Evelyn Nesbit of the 21st century, Michael Cohen himself pushed Dylan on the velvet swing in his special sex room.

by Anonymousreply 38504/19/2021

Stop R383.

by Anonymousreply 38604/19/2021

Datalounge should write “Early Werqs: A Kollection of Kweens”.

by Anonymousreply 38704/19/2021

R386 How many times have you posted “enough” in here, lol.

by Anonymousreply 38804/19/2021

R386 thinks she’s got veto power over everyone. Smells frau like.

by Anonymousreply 38904/20/2021

Smells like frau spirit?

by Anonymousreply 39004/20/2021

[quote]What a bunch of gossip hounds.

On a gossip message board?

The horror!

by Anonymousreply 39104/21/2021

WHERES THE HOLE??!!!!

by Anonymousreply 39204/21/2021

[quote] On a gossip message board? The horror!

Ok boomer

by Anonymousreply 39304/22/2021

He could really troll everyone and leak a sex tape - but with a girl. I'm surprised we haven't seen any opposite sex activity on his IG - you know he is dying to pump up his masc cred by railing on some girl with some new"str8" mates on video. That would atleast gets him half way back to hetero, which he seems to want more than anything. He must have thought the Army would be a good on ramp back into "str8" brohood - he blew the college/frat option by dropping out of Columbia - and Swayhouse (though that seems to be a long shot at this point) would have be perfect for publicly exorcising his homo demons by banging chicks for a youtube audience of millions. Maybe he should just go into gay porn, where sex with women seems to be abundant, even mandatory.

by Anonymousreply 39404/22/2021

What makes you think he wants to be a str8 bro brand?

by Anonymousreply 39504/22/2021

You're a lot, r394.

by Anonymousreply 39604/22/2021

R394 has a point about the gay porn , how did gay men fall off the way we did?

by Anonymousreply 39704/22/2021

He hasn’t posted anything for days and now he’s offering a 13 dollar photo in DMs

Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 39804/23/2021

[quote] 13 dollars

$2 per inch.

by Anonymousreply 39904/23/2021

Oh it gets better! The teaser for the PPV set (which apparently is just pics of him in a towel):

[quote]Just feeling myself getting out of the shower...if enough buy this i'd like to do a nude motorcycle shoot with a very special photographer - just need the new bike hehe

Still grifting! 'Hey guys, I'll do nudes, you just need to buy me a new motorcycle first'. Didn't his fans basically buy him one not a couple of years ago?

by Anonymousreply 40004/23/2021

This bike is too small

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by Anonymousreply 40104/23/2021

Grifting Kween. Grifting Kween, oh yeah!

by Anonymousreply 40204/23/2021

I want to see video of him wrecking his hole with an ever increasing sized set of dildos.

by Anonymousreply 40304/23/2021

You’re never going to see anything like that from him, R403. Dylan still yearns for acceptance from the straight mascbro crowd and something like that would destroy his perceived credibility with them after it gets plastered across the internet.

by Anonymousreply 40404/23/2021

R400 That [italic]is not[/italic] a real post by him, is it?

Jesus.

Let me unwatch this thread before my eyes rol into the back of my head.

by Anonymousreply 40504/23/2021

It is in fact a real post and it's some low level chaturbate -style begging hot bullshit right there.

by Anonymousreply 40604/23/2021

Well, I hope he's still a whore on the low. IRL

by Anonymousreply 40704/23/2021

R406 Hell, I think even the Chaturbaters are more subtle than this shit. I wonder if he thinks he's being sly, or if this is just a result of his absolute contempt for his subscribers.

R407 Of course he is, basically the first thing he did after getting out of the army was go on a ski trip with his sugar daddies.

by Anonymousreply 40804/23/2021

Does he have contempt for them? If people throw money at you for little to nothing, that's on them. It's not a good long term business plan, of course.

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And to think he had everything paid for not once, but twice with his 1) Ivy League Scholarship(which he ended early) 2) Military Service(which he ended early)

All so he can party with some average looking twinks and their sad older gay sugar daddies trying to relive their younger years with fantasies straight out from vintage gay porn.

by Anonymousreply 41104/23/2021

He's not one for long term decision making. Mind you, I guess we could tell that from when the guy he hooked up with in London posted here and told us Dylan didn't bother with condoms or PrEP

by Anonymousreply 41204/23/2021

He comes across as wanting to be accepted by straight people and enjoy the privileges of a straight man. He defends conservatives and homophobes for instance. He uses other gays for money, sex and attention. I wonder if he is disillusioned by how his life turned out and he's blaming it on other gay men and rather than doing some self-reflection. Certainly isn't an icon or activist as he seems to think.

by Anonymousreply 41304/23/2021

Has he ever tried acting?

by Anonymousreply 41404/23/2021

All his life.

by Anonymousreply 41504/23/2021

The peasants are revolting

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by Anonymousreply 41604/23/2021

Haha, his pathetic little fans trying to defend him. At least he's realised insulting his subscribers (well, openly insulting them anyway) isn't a good tactic.

by Anonymousreply 41704/23/2021

I know it will make me sound like the eldest of eldergays, but can’t he just get a job?

by Anonymousreply 41804/23/2021

And work? Like a normal person? But whenever will he write his poetry? Do you really want to deny the world beauty like “When you left I downed a glass of milk/It didn’t wash the taste away"? You monster!

by Anonymousreply 41904/23/2021

Technically, he was in the Army for a year, that's a job.

by Anonymousreply 42004/23/2021

His brother Mason is much better looking and a harder worker since he's in an active musician/producer and that seems to be his focus. Dylan wants to be a poet/porn star/model/army soldier/influencer/activist etc but is too lazy to put any effort into any of his ventures.

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by Anonymousreply 42104/23/2021

Are people jealous of this guy, or what? I have to laugh at the comments about him not working hard, I mean, what is that? Are you his parents? Who cares if he works hard, doesn't work hard, or doesn't work? Why do you care?

by Anonymousreply 42204/23/2021

r420 Good thing it wasn't the Navy, because even they admit it's not a job.

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by Anonymousreply 42304/23/2021

We want him to work hard by getting it hard and using it.

by Anonymousreply 42404/23/2021

That's more like it.

by Anonymousreply 42504/23/2021

[quote] Who cares if he works hard, doesn't work hard, or doesn't work? Why do you care?

Prostitutes and kept boys get flabby and querulous and remote from reality.

by Anonymousreply 42604/23/2021

Do fangirls like R422 really think people can't see through their posts?

As for working hard - let's remember he claims he's working so hard he needs more assistants! Apparently scamming people on OF takes a village.

by Anonymousreply 42704/24/2021

R427 Beleive me I'm not a fangirl of Dylan. I defended him a couple of times just because the posts are so OTT absurd and weird. I just think it's funny how he's such a target. I'm sure he brings it on himself. But I don't have the venom for him, maybe I identify with him, maybe I've been a fuckup or searching and trying things, as well. I tend not to like stuck up people who are proud of being conventional and never risking anything.

by Anonymousreply 42804/24/2021

Oh yes, because Dylan is just so unconventional.

by Anonymousreply 42904/24/2021

But isn't Dylan stuck up?

by Anonymousreply 43004/24/2021

Lol he hopes we have resubscribe on? Bitch.

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That bathroom...

by Anonymousreply 43204/24/2021

R429 I don't recall saying he's unconventional. I said people who criticize him for his life seem to be proud of being conventional. And they seem to think he should be like them. It's the standard way of people are who are snobs and look down on others. I don't know if he's actually conventional or unconventional.

by Anonymousreply 43304/24/2021

So you're arguing without specifics. Got it.

by Anonymousreply 43404/24/2021

It's bad enough that he smokes.... but in the house too?! So gross.

by Anonymousreply 43504/24/2021

Ooh, makeup, how edgy.

by Anonymousreply 43604/24/2021

R434 I doubt you do get it. You keep challenging what I say, I'm not arguing with you. I don't want to spend all day proving the opbvious to you.

by Anonymousreply 43704/24/2021

He’s young, fairly pretty and reasonably intelligent, but there is something lacking there.

by Anonymousreply 43804/24/2021

It’s called common sense, R438.

by Anonymousreply 43904/24/2021

I follow this to see how the social media and fame seeking are playing out.

by Anonymousreply 44004/24/2021

R431 In other words he's going to wait until month 2 until posting any actual new content. And even that new content looks like it's just going to be a retread of that photoshoot he did for that magazine that had the ridiculously fawning interview.

by Anonymousreply 44104/24/2021

[quote] I tend not to like stuck up people who are proud of being conventional and never risking anything.

I totally get where you’re coming from, R428, and somewhat feel the same: I don’t have the venom for him either. However, from what I’ve gathered, he doesn’t seem like much of a risk-taker and is rather self-entitled.

by Anonymousreply 44204/24/2021

R442 Maybe, I don't know. I guess mainly I don't consider dropping out of Columbia to be the tragedy some people think it is. It's possible he hated it, so why should he stay where he doesn't want to be? Maybe the Army didn't work either. So what? People talk like life is over at 22.

by Anonymousreply 44304/24/2021

When your only skill is pleasing sugar daddies, it very nearly is.

by Anonymousreply 44404/24/2021

R443 Oh, his life is certainly not over at 22. He has plenty of time to get his shit together if he so chooses to. OnlyFans isn’t going to do it for him, though. He actually may need some therapy or general counseling.

by Anonymousreply 44504/24/2021

You think he's self sabotaging?

by Anonymousreply 44604/24/2021

...and Dylan STILL wants nothing to do with you, Edwin! It’s odd that he even knows your name, but you have stalked him enough and been weird enough once you were rebuffed that you’re a known, hated quantity. Leave Dylan alone, Edwin! He doesn’t want to know you.

by Anonymousreply 44704/24/2021

Don't turn into another Ervin thread, fuckface!

by Anonymousreply 44804/24/2021

Edwin himself is all over this thread, R448, if you are unable to realize it.

by Anonymousreply 44904/24/2021

[Quote] Edwin himself is all over this thread, [R448], if you are unable to realize it.

Well, he's not constantly linking to TikTok. Thank heavens for small mercies.

by Anonymousreply 45004/24/2021

Who is Edwin?

by Anonymousreply 45104/24/2021

Edi Monsoon, from AbFab. Now let's get back to Geick.

by Anonymousreply 45204/24/2021

And he's back to hanging out with Michael, guess he wasn't scamming enough from OFs and needed a top up

by Anonymousreply 45304/26/2021

Need Update....Is he doing anything HOT on his OF or just teasing?

by Anonymousreply 45404/26/2021

Nothing hot, and not even teasing. Apparently his most recent PPV post was him in a towel, and it only showed a slight hint of butt crack. He's basically saying people need to give him enough money to buy a new motorcycle before he'll do his "artistic nudes".

by Anonymousreply 45504/26/2021

Can someone join “so you don’t have to” like they did with Austin Mahone?

by Anonymousreply 45604/26/2021

R456 Look at the OP.

by Anonymousreply 45704/26/2021

He’s moving into a new loft apartment that needs lots of work, he has other things on his mind beside showing you his dick or ass.

by Anonymousreply 45804/26/2021

This is what I’m talking about R457.

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by Anonymousreply 45904/26/2021

R458 You're acting like he's not the one who created an OFs

by Anonymousreply 46004/27/2021

But he has other things on his mind besides you selfish people who subscribed to his OF. Just give him your money and stop bothering him!

by Anonymousreply 46104/27/2021

He should have opened a Patreon - they are more for artists (or people who think they are). Onlyfans, despite a few outliers, is for whores and porn, so people's expectations are different. They want and expect X-rated material.

by Anonymousreply 46204/27/2021

This is basically a reputation killer for him. The people who cared enough to subscribe were the biggest fans and you don’t jilt those people.

by Anonymousreply 46304/27/2021

R462 Actually, he’s had one for years, I think he set it up originally to get Vlogging gear. He basically let it go inactive when he was in the army and many of his subscribes didn’t even cancel their participation.

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by Anonymousreply 46404/27/2021

A whore who won’t show pussy is so unusual.

by Anonymousreply 46504/27/2021

R464 ah, that makes his Onlyfans ploy even more cynical. He wanted the attention from starting an Onlyfans and fully intended to use it to post PG-13 material. Rather than dusting off his Patreon and promoting that.

Patreon is more about lifestyle so it makes sense for someone who doesn't want to do porn. Hell you can even show nudity on Patreon as long as it isn't showing a sex act.

So yeah, definitely a grifter then. He's clearly read some sites on making an Onlyfans and leading people on to get money, even calling them "lovers" reeks of Russian OF whoredom.

by Anonymousreply 46604/27/2021

This is the guy who decided he needed to do a $2000 fundraiser to start a vlog, after all. Wonder if he ever did meet his donors, as he said he would.

It is funny to me how both he and his brother try to portray themselves as these artistic free-spirits, yet neither is actually willing to get naked.

by Anonymousreply 46704/27/2021

Just the sperm donors R467, just the sperm donors.

by Anonymousreply 46804/27/2021

[Quote] A whore who won’t show pussy is so unusual.

Vairst letty, she so unusual.

by Anonymousreply 46904/27/2021

r466 PG-13 Still allows you to sell sex without ruining any future career prospects.

by Anonymousreply 47004/27/2021

If he’s not serving up the goods on Onlyfans couldn’t someone sue his ass for false advertising or breach of contract? I know I wouldn’t be happy, but I have more sense than to waste money on ANY fucker’s Onlyfans when porn is freely accessible to all.

by Anonymousreply 47104/27/2021

If that was even remotely possible Bella Thorne would be spending a lot of time in court right now.

by Anonymousreply 47204/27/2021

Dylan is much hotter than Mason. Mason is taller and had nicer muscles if you're into that but Dylan has a way more handsome face. Also his tattoos are hot.

by Anonymousreply 47304/27/2021

COCK TEASES ARE NOT HOT!

by Anonymousreply 47404/27/2021

I mean Dylan will have sex with you if you're under 25, a twink, and have a huge cock. So he's not really a tease. He just has a type.

Mason will not have sex with guys period. So it's fair to call him a tease

by Anonymousreply 47504/27/2021

He won't do it on camera, but he's charging on OF.

by Anonymousreply 47604/27/2021

I don't get these lazy OnlyFans models. Just take sexy pics and short clips that are even too sexy or too weird for Instagram. Then upload them to have roughly 100 - 200 clips or pics available to showcase some of your "talents" right away from the start. I mean, you can make those foot fetish weirdos very happy with a series of just showing your feet. Then there are the ones who like smokers, or the ones who are into painted nails or emo make up, then the sneaker fetishists, etc. None of these involve actually showing cock, shoving fingers or a fist or toys up your ass, or jerking off.

Just create non-hardcore content and upload it to your Onlyfans to make it look like you put some work into it and post feel-good messages about how OnlyFans contributes to your own personal growth and appreciation for your loyal (tipping) fans. And then add clips of being a charming goofball while wearing nothing but a towel or a jock strap.

I mean, the biggest part of a porn or social media career is to string your fans along for as long as possible. Give them hope that one day you will do softcore or even hardcore stuff and the loyal fans will be the first to witness it (though that ship has sailed in Dylan's case thanks to the jerk off clip).

I mean what social media has proven is that people are easy prey for any kind of cult including worshiping pretty people who are just good at marketing themselves on social media.

by Anonymousreply 47704/27/2021

So, he’s not settling in LA and is living now In NYC?

by Anonymousreply 47804/27/2021

Well, Dylan could create years of profitable content if he put his gorgeous dick and hole to use on other boys.

by Anonymousreply 47904/27/2021

it's called couch surfing

by Anonymousreply 48004/27/2021

[quote]I mean, the biggest part of a porn or social media career is to string your fans along for as long as possible.

This is the part Dylan's always had problems with. He's too lazy and lacks any kind of medium/long term vision, so instead grabs what he can and then gives up, rather than cultivating something which could last.

It's pretty eye-opening how far his fans will go to defend him though. Especially the ones asking why people were expecting good content from the start. Oh, how about because that's how any non-scammer would do it?

Does make me laugh how often he was tagging Bryce Hall on his social media posts in the weeks leading up to him leaving the army, and then nothing. He definitely got turned down for Sway House.

How long before he's teasing an incestual collab with his brother? They both obviously created their OFs in coordination with each other after all.

by Anonymousreply 48104/27/2021

'He's too lazy and lacks any kind of medium/long term vision.'

He needs a manager. Like Brian Epstein, or 'Brandt' of Brandts Boys.

by Anonymousreply 48204/27/2021

In Dylan's defense Bryce of a few years ago would have happily collabed with him. Bryce completely rebranded himself a couple years ago. He stopped marketing himself as hetero flexible and now is completely about girls and nothing but. I'm not sure which side of him is the act to be honest

by Anonymousreply 48304/27/2021

Would be hot to see if Dylan fucked the financial backers of these TikTok houses as an audition. we know fat old men put these houses together with this hot young talent.

by Anonymousreply 48404/27/2021

[QUOTE] Bryce completely rebranded himself a couple years ago. He stopped marketing himself as hetero flexible and now is completely about girls and nothing but. I'm not sure which side of him is the act to be honest

It may not be an act, R483. He screwed around with a few guys and either got it out of his system, or decided it wasn’t for him. Now he prefers pussy. Nothing wrong with that. I did the same thing, but found I prefer guys.

by Anonymousreply 48504/27/2021

r470 That's fine. But unless he's selling fetish content, he should use his Patreon and not OnlyFans.

It's actually gross how he's using the Russian sex bot tricks of calling subscribers "lovers" which is from Chaturbate/FlirtForFree/etc. and then trying to lead people on to give him money for nothing.

It's actually NOT HARD to make a decent product and sell it, especially if you're hot and ripped like Dylan, but this has the feel of a quick-money scheme that he'll abandon at some point. It does take time and some planning, but offering some decent content and giving people value for their money instead of an endless "pay me $50 to see this EXCLUSIVE 3 minute video!" request.

The guys that do that are the ones with $3 OnlyFans or who have sales all the time. $15 says you're going to get some nice content for that price, and not have it all be price-gated.

(I'm speaking from experience here - there's ways to do this without acting like a grifter, and he's acting like a grifter).

by Anonymousreply 48604/27/2021

R482 The army couldn't get him to focus, I doubt some social media manager will have more luck.

R486 He absolutely will abandon it, but he'll leave it open, exactly like he did with his Patreon. And, like Patreon, some people will remain subscribed and keep paying for nothing. I just wonder if those middle-aged moms who sent him money on his live chats back in the Jackson era are now subscribed to him on OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 48704/27/2021

His OnlyFans has been public for 6 weeks.

We've had almost 500 responses here but I wonder just how many have actually paid and seen his OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 48804/27/2021

I won't pay for Dylan's or Mason's OF until I get independent reports and a sample of XXX-rated cum videos, preferably with other male models.

And then I'm going to cancel if I don't get at least one new one per month.

by Anonymousreply 48904/27/2021

r488 he has 15 posts and no video posts. We've all seen it because everything has been posted here, including some stuff that was sold for additional money that is totally not worth it.

by Anonymousreply 49004/27/2021

She’s shy!

by Anonymousreply 49104/27/2021

Lol Mason isn't going to film content with other guys because he's not gay

by Anonymousreply 49204/27/2021

Half the performers in gay porn aren't gay.

by Anonymousreply 49304/27/2021

R492, it’s not gay if it’s with your brother.

by Anonymousreply 49404/27/2021

A tease of these "artistic nudes" he's promising it seems. Judging from this pic, his ass is pretty disappointing - not much curve there. Not surprising for someone as lazy as him that he seems to skip leg day. Also, again with the smoking. He must smell disgusting.

Yet another shoot with this Damon Baker guy. No-one else interested in taking your photo, Dyl?

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by Anonymousreply 49504/29/2021

Typical, I post the preview and then the actual images almost immediately come out. And yep, that ass is disappointing.

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by Anonymousreply 49604/29/2021

TY R496

Yes ass is flatter than Nebraska

by Anonymousreply 49704/29/2021

I think he's pretty enough.

by Anonymousreply 49804/29/2021

[quote]I mean, the biggest part of a porn or social media career is to string your fans along for as long as possible.

[quote]This is the part Dylan's always had problems with. He's too lazy and lacks any kind of medium/long term vision, so instead grabs what he can and then gives up, rather than cultivating something which could last.

So stringing fans along is to be admired and emulated, and he just doesn't have the commitment vision to do that? lmao

by Anonymousreply 49904/29/2021

R499 Who said it was to be admired? Pointing out that's how something works doesn't mean you endorse it.

Anyway, a few more pics

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by Anonymousreply 50004/29/2021

Ugh. He smokes?

by Anonymousreply 50104/29/2021

[quote]Who said it was to be admired? Pointing out that's how something works doesn't mean you endorse it.

He *was* being criticized for being too lazy and visionless to string his fans along like successful social media celebs, right?

by Anonymousreply 50204/29/2021

Not sure if this was the intent, but those recent black-and-white photos remind me of the "heroin chic" aesthetic of the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 50304/29/2021

R501 Yes

R502 He was being criticised and mocked for his laziness, which meant he couldn't even string fans along, again that's not an endorsement of stringing people along. It's simply pointing out he fails at even the simplest things. Your attempt to twist it into something it's not is explained by the fact that you're Dylan's fangirl who pretends not to be a fangirl - and yet here you are again, trying to defend him by making up a strawman.

by Anonymousreply 50404/29/2021

R503 Well, the fact the photographer has a link to a list of suicide prevention phone lines on his Instagram bio pretty much sums up his artistic style.

by Anonymousreply 50504/29/2021

R504 All I did was point out a fallacy for the humor of it. Really don't need to drag it out like this, do you? I'm not a fangirl. Do you mean literally a fangirl? Because I'm not a girl.

by Anonymousreply 50604/29/2021

If there was a revival for Cabaret, I’d imagine this was him throwing his hat into the ring.

by Anonymousreply 50704/29/2021

R506 No, you made up a fallacy.

by Anonymousreply 50804/29/2021

Yikes! Pancakes not cakes!

by Anonymousreply 50904/29/2021

Oh, he’s smoking! He’s such a bad boy! So edgy!

by Anonymousreply 51004/29/2021

Wow the ass is shockingly flat. He needs to stop skipping leg day and work out.

by Anonymousreply 51104/29/2021

Phallusy

by Anonymousreply 51204/29/2021

Ditch those cigarettes, gurl, they'll kill you!

by Anonymousreply 51304/29/2021

Lol literally every guy here calling his ass flat would BEG to fuck him if he was in front of them

by Anonymousreply 51404/29/2021

Those Geick pictures are exquisite. I really like the direction this is going.

by Anonymousreply 51504/29/2021

[QUOTE] Lol literally every guy here calling his ass flat would BEG to fuck him if he was in front of them

Why would I beg to fuck him? If he’s in front of me, it means I’ve already paid the money to Michael Cohen. I wouldn’t have to beg for shit.

by Anonymousreply 51604/29/2021

He has a fantastic body but yes a disappointing hank hill ass, both can be true.. I think r481 and r486 are both very true, especially about how little he could do to NOT fuck up the gravy, and maybe these "artistic" photos are an attempt? Idk what people expect on OF, but all the posted videos from OF I've seen have usually been hot af and explicit, not flat ass on the couch 8)

by Anonymousreply 51704/29/2021

Just to be clear, these B&W shots were actually posted by the photographer on his IG, so it's not even like this stuff was on Dylan's OFs, so no he's not improving his content.

That said, the photographer (or IG) did delete them after a few hours, so it wouldn't surprise me if Dylan reposted them on his OFs acting like they're something new.

by Anonymousreply 51804/30/2021

He hasn’t posted anything since the 23rd.

by Anonymousreply 51904/30/2021

R495 Chiiile…

by Anonymousreply 52004/30/2021

R496 G[bold]u[/bold]rl. Cover it up!

That is, like, antithetical to a wrestler’s ass.

by Anonymousreply 52104/30/2021

I love how r514 thinks that commenting on someone's flaws means that you are somehow being a hypocrite if you think the person is attractive DESPITE the obvious, glaring flaws.

by Anonymousreply 52204/30/2021

Very very thin.

by Anonymousreply 52304/30/2021

So, did they march his ass off in this man’s army? They need to rethink boot camp and work on building and maximizing the glutes, it all about the ass these days.

by Anonymousreply 52404/30/2021

parTy

by Anonymousreply 52504/30/2021

I was at a small party a couple years back that Dylan and Jackson attended. The party was mostly gay4pay , working boys, and influencers. So plenty of stories from the other boys about the monies they took in the S. France and UAE. Jackson was starved for attention so he hooks up his music videos to all the house screens. Another kid outplays him by loading up his dick shots . Dylan was very low key and his very slight in person.

by Anonymousreply 52604/30/2021

Slight in person?

by Anonymousreply 52704/30/2021

R527 he means he's thin and waifish.

by Anonymousreply 52804/30/2021

Ya he is small and petite.

by Anonymousreply 52904/30/2021

Oh yeah—he’s very very thin. No butt.

by Anonymousreply 53004/30/2021

How tall? Like 4’11?

by Anonymousreply 53104/30/2021

he's got the body of pipe-cleaner.

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by Anonymousreply 53204/30/2021

I think 5 7”or 5 8” . He did have that hungry bottom look to him though. Ha

by Anonymousreply 53304/30/2021

That’s interesting. I thought he was about 6’.

by Anonymousreply 53404/30/2021

R534, 6 inches, not feet.

by Anonymousreply 53504/30/2021

Thumbelina.

by Anonymousreply 53604/30/2021

Aren’t there height requirements for the army anymore? And he was still allowed in?

by Anonymousreply 53704/30/2021

He wrestled at 157lbs, so him being a pocket gay (sorry, pocket pan) shouldn't be that much of a shock.

by Anonymousreply 53805/01/2021

“Pocket Pan”? How. Fucking. Cute!

by Anonymousreply 53905/01/2021

R534 Well his dick is about 6 is that counts.

by Anonymousreply 54005/01/2021

^if

by Anonymousreply 54105/01/2021

Actually his dick looked fairly nice, from his jackoff video, anyway.

Say what you will about his entitled personality, he IS an attractive man with a great ripped torso and a nice cock and cumshot. The fact that he has a flat butt and no leg muscles to speak of doesn't remove that.

He's just supremely lazy, and not as smart as he thinks he is. The laziness is visible in all of his many projects he's started and discarded, and his OF is just the latest of those. I'm not even one of the standard people who know every detail of his life, just from what I've seen the past several years.

by Anonymousreply 54205/01/2021

R542 If he’s so lazy, you know he’s going to age horribly.

by Anonymousreply 54305/01/2021

[quote]Aren’t there height requirements for the army anymore? And he was still allowed in?

Armond Rizzo, who's under 5 feet tall, was in the Navy.

by Anonymousreply 54405/01/2021

That's the Navy though. It's to their advantage to be tiny on those cramped ships.

by Anonymousreply 54505/01/2021

R543 And be a messy bottom

by Anonymousreply 54605/01/2021

A Seaman.

by Anonymousreply 54705/01/2021

He’s very tiny. I didn’t realize.

by Anonymousreply 54805/01/2021

Short guys are made for porn. Their proportions and dick size look better on camera. Plus it’s easier for them to get defined muscles that the more elongated ones of tall guys.

by Anonymousreply 54905/01/2021

Who’s taller: Elliot Page or Dylan Geick?

by Anonymousreply 55005/01/2021

Dylan was on a scholarship

by Anonymousreply 55105/01/2021

He can clean my pipes if he feels like it

by Anonymousreply 55205/01/2021

Does he think he looks good dressed like this? Also, this really shows how small he is

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by Anonymousreply 55305/01/2021

And if you've got a problem with Dylan changing his sexuality depending on what gets him the most attention at any one time, well he's got a message for you...

Also, LOL at the sex swings bit. You can just tell he's so fucking vanilla that he probably claims to be kinky because a top once slapped his ass.

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by Anonymousreply 55405/01/2021

He's facing a identity crisis if you ask me. He should be careful.

by Anonymousreply 55505/01/2021

So apparently there's a new thread

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by Anonymousreply 55605/01/2021

La Belle re-emerges!

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by Anonymousreply 55705/02/2021

Ha, he's obviously going to put anything remotely decent behind a PPV, and even then I don't expect much. Be interesting to see how much he prices them at.

by Anonymousreply 55805/02/2021

Do you have screenshots of the other, 2 OF pages?

by Anonymousreply 55905/02/2021

No ass. Why would anyone follow him? There are tons of gay guys that look 10x better and selling out cheap OF hardcore porn.

by Anonymousreply 56005/02/2021

He’s hanging out with racist porn hoe Ben Masters in Vegas. It’s only a matter of time before he’s spreading cheeks on his OF.

by Anonymousreply 56105/02/2021

I've never heard of this Ben Masters, R561.

What is it about him that makes you use the adjective 'racist'?

by Anonymousreply 56205/02/2021

I think its cute that he's slight and has a flattish butt.

by Anonymousreply 56305/02/2021

R560 yeah I kind of agree - his posts are just things he probably would have posted to his Instagram (even the paid ones!) normally. With, of course, the addition of "hey lovers" and requests for money and teasers that something amazing is JUST around the corner (it isn't).

He really is trying to have his cake and eat it too (ironic due to his lack of buttocks).

by Anonymousreply 56405/03/2021

R562 Ben said he didn't support BLM because he'd been mugged by black guys.

by Anonymousreply 56505/03/2021

Smaller guys usually have bubble butts.

by Anonymousreply 56605/03/2021

There was a discussion about how short he is on the previous thread - you really can see it in some of his pics, like this one. He's really sticking with that rolled cuff look

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by Anonymousreply 56705/03/2021

Nice pic of Dylan outside Columbia.

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by Anonymousreply 56805/03/2021

r562 He went on this twitter tirade about black men. He was extremely triggered about the BLM protests.

by Anonymousreply 56905/03/2021

R569 I actually think he has some balls for saying that. The environment around the protests was TOXIC. The whole "silence = complicity = literal genocide" meme and the way even random porn producers were being attacked and shamed for posting anything but BLM support statements was just unreal. No one wanted to say anything because they'd get attacked by the rabid, slavering mob if the tone wasn't perfect or if they used an incorrect word etc. - there was a month long period where social media was just unusable.

Obviously he's not the sharpest tool in the drawer though!

by Anonymousreply 57005/03/2021

R568 That’s not Columbia!

by Anonymousreply 57105/03/2021

Jawohl, Boris the Nazi Incel @ r570.

When are you ever going to exaggerslander without using a script manufactured for you by Putin or Fox News? You're such a predictable, empty vessel.

by Anonymousreply 57205/03/2021

R572 you are beyond parody.

by Anonymousreply 57305/03/2021

[quote]I actually think he has some balls for saying that

Well, that's because you're an idiot. There are many different reasons to not support BLM, not supporting it because some individual black people have been mean to you is dumb. Of course, your post history shows why you'd support someone that stupid.

by Anonymousreply 57405/03/2021

R574 see, your response is exactly what I'm talking about. Open fire, no questions asked.

Thank you for demonstrating it.

"Supporting" someone isn't the same as making a mild comment about how it took some balls (and I did comment that be wasn't smart a few lines after). I didn't say I agree with his obviously myopic view.

Your post history suggests you do this sort of reasoning all the time.

by Anonymousreply 57505/04/2021

R575 No questions needed to be asked, you've already shown what kind of person you are. I'm sure you like to think you're a mysterious and complex person, but you really aren't.

And no, making stupid comments doesn't require balls.

by Anonymousreply 57605/04/2021

R576 Thanks for sharing your opinion. Scurry on now!

by Anonymousreply 57705/04/2021

Dylan has said he's 5'9" 5'10' ish. Not exactly a midget.

What's he doing hanging out at Columbia commencement? He also shouldn't let his sugar daddies take him shopping if that's what they're going to pick for him.

by Anonymousreply 57805/04/2021

Sure, if you think Dylan is a reliable source.

Just look at his body as it was when he was wrestling, and ask yourself if you really believe he was 5'10 and 157lbs.

by Anonymousreply 57905/04/2021

Others have said 5’7”—hm.

by Anonymousreply 58005/04/2021

I’m guessing maybe even around 5’6”.

by Anonymousreply 58105/04/2021

Google Dylan Geick height, 5ft 8in is what comes up.

by Anonymousreply 58205/04/2021

(so he's probably shorter than that)

by Anonymousreply 58305/04/2021

Probably around 5’5-5’6.

by Anonymousreply 58405/04/2021

[quote] What's he doing hanging out at Columbia commencement?

Obviously wishing he could be a part of it, R578.

by Anonymousreply 58505/04/2021

He looks about 5' 7" in that video. I'm 5' 9" so a guy that height would not be a problem for me, btw.

by Anonymousreply 58605/04/2021

As suspected, Dylan is a former wrestler, so his weight stats are easy to find online. He wrestled at 157lbs, which means he generally stayed around 160 lbs. There's no way he's 5'6", or he'd appear a lot stockier. There's also no way he's over 6'0", or he'd look sickly.

All signs point to an unverified height of about 5'9".

by Anonymousreply 58705/04/2021

Wow, thanks to R587 for that totally new information

by Anonymousreply 58805/04/2021

[quote]All signs point to an unverified height of about 5'9".

😉

by Anonymousreply 58905/04/2021

There are many rides in the amusement park which Dylan is still unable to ride, unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 59005/04/2021

Midget porn is an unfilled niche.

by Anonymousreply 59105/04/2021

The 5’9 poster said they were taller, though. Someone that was a party with him said he was tiny.

by Anonymousreply 59205/04/2021

Dylan is 5’3” at best, guys. I grew up just two toadstools down from his in the same village.

by Anonymousreply 59305/04/2021

Well, I have already asked but no one here has read ANY of this kid's poetry.

by Anonymousreply 59405/04/2021

Here’s some of his poetry, R594:

A young twink twerks...

An old kween points his finger,

Werq! Twink twerks.

~ D.G.

by Anonymousreply 59505/04/2021

I read a couple. Clichés and tired tropes. Nothing original.

by Anonymousreply 59605/04/2021

Nothing is original nowdays. We have only 26 letters and 1000 words.

Modern Readers can't cope with euphuistic language.

by Anonymousreply 59705/04/2021

R597 I think you just invented a couple of new words there.

by Anonymousreply 59805/04/2021

Why isn't Dylan expressing his truth by inventing a couple of new words here?

by Anonymousreply 59905/04/2021

Pauvre La Belle!

by Anonymousreply 60005/04/2021
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