For me, it's Charmin.
Everyone knows that my first stop on any vacation is a trip to the store to get Charmin. Even when I went to Mexico. If I worry that there might not be charmin available, I take a few rolls with me.
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For me, it's Charmin.
Everyone knows that my first stop on any vacation is a trip to the store to get Charmin. Even when I went to Mexico. If I worry that there might not be charmin available, I take a few rolls with me.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 14, 2021 1:05 PM |
What you wipe your ass with is suppose to be of interest to DL? I suppose for some.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 12, 2021 7:09 PM |
Melatonin
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 12, 2021 7:10 PM |
bottle of my favorite habanero sauce!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 12, 2021 7:12 PM |
My Havaiana flip-flops. First thing I do when I get in is take off my shoes, slip them on and into the shower. Otherwise, never, but in the house and freshly washed...relief.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 12, 2021 7:20 PM |
A proper foaming hand soap for the hotel bathroom.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 12, 2021 7:21 PM |
My Abercrombie cargos. I’ve had the same pair since 2002, I received them from my partner on 42nd birthday. I love them. 20 plus years, still rock them. Great quality.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 12, 2021 7:22 PM |
My MEMORY foam pillow.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 12, 2021 7:24 PM |
I used to be like this where I HAD to have certain things wherever I was.
It got tiresome.
As long as I can get a standard version of whatever - toothpaste, dental floss, pillow, or whatever - I'm good.
Now, if what you're asking is whether there are items such as a tootbrush that aren't available at all, that's a whole separate matter. But, if it's just particular brand or personalized item, I stand by not bothering anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 12, 2021 7:31 PM |
I have a feeling that the OP isn’t very charmin clean.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 12, 2021 7:40 PM |
¡No exprime el papel higenico Encantador!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 12, 2021 7:50 PM |
My Doc Johnson 12-speed double-headed dildo.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 12, 2021 8:26 PM |
Charmin will clog your pipes faster than any other tp. Had a plumber and life experience tell me that.
That said, I couldn't live without coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 12, 2021 8:26 PM |
San Pellegrino
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 12, 2021 8:36 PM |
My personal toiletries such as hair care, facial and body products, and of course medications. I'm not going to subject myself to cheap hotel shampoo or soap.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 12, 2021 8:39 PM |
[quote]OP: Even when I went to Mexico.
Even when I went in Mexico.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 12, 2021 8:46 PM |
R8 -same. My flip flops for the shower and I am done.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 12, 2021 8:57 PM |
I love my Charmin too OP. My family gets that awful Scott 1000 roll. That stuff feels like I’m wiping with razor blades. Angel Soft also works well enough in a pinch.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 12, 2021 8:58 PM |
[quote]My personal toiletries such as hair care, facial and body products, and of course medications.
Pretty much.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 12, 2021 9:08 PM |
I'm with R8. I like luxury things or ordinary things that may take some special care to find. It's not about spending the most money but about having the everyday things that feel a little special.
But when I travel? I go to civilized places. They have toilet paper and toothpaste and shampoo and clothes if o need something and the rest; I'm not staying in goat herders yurts in the Steelers.
Good hotels have good shampoos, and the rest. I'm not that precious about toilet paper brands or coarseness or play or quilting; it's to wipe my ass not an experience if texture and precision craftsmanship like a fine fountain pen. I don't need a dozen creams and emollients, maybe one bottle of hair cream that lasts forever - the only thing I can think of that can be at all tricky to replace with something else.
I would rather not travel with a small suitcase of "favorite essentials" and take the chance that I may have to buy something. Worse things could happen.
And traveling with toilet paper . That's nuts in any but the.moat primitive places.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 12, 2021 9:22 PM |
Facial cleanser and moisturizer, deodorant and most importantly, lip balm.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 12, 2021 9:40 PM |
Blow dryer. Even the best hotels don't have dryers strong enough for my hair.
When traveling in other countries and staying at a great hotel, I always ask them to send me a hairstylist. My hair needs professional care, but a good hairdryer used the night before a meeting is good enough most times.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 12, 2021 10:36 PM |
Cock.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 12, 2021 10:38 PM |
Tweezers. I cannot stand those little bugger shoots of ear hair.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 12, 2021 10:46 PM |
Oral-B dental floss.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 12, 2021 10:59 PM |
Sally Hansen Hard As Nails. I am a professional guitarist and have used this product with my multivitamins for years. Fingernails are the best plectrums for the acoustic guitar, in terms of fingerstyle. Picks are always good for strumming and flatpicking.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 12, 2021 11:03 PM |
[quote]I'm not going to subject myself to cheap hotel shampoo or soap.
Then don't stay at cheap hotels. I've found many mid-price (and up) hotels have great toiletries.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 12, 2021 11:10 PM |
This is an anonymous site, right? When I travel, I take a piece of my childhood blanket. It helps me sleep. I'm nearly 50.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 12, 2021 11:15 PM |
R27 -- No shame in that. I actually do the same thing at home. I had a large amount of emotional damage and pain as a child from a natural disaster, having a piece of my childhood to hold is very soothing. Though, I'm planning on ordering a replica.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 12, 2021 11:26 PM |
This lens blower, as part of my camera gear. I almost always get stopped at airports for having this in my luggage, because it looks like a bomb.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 13, 2021 12:35 AM |
fresh cum
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 13, 2021 12:37 AM |
Uber Eats
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 13, 2021 12:40 AM |
Am I really the first to answer books, you illiterate whores?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 13, 2021 12:42 AM |
R27 and r28, I also have a blankie. It’s not from childhood, I bought it in my early 20s about 30!years ago. It’s a down filled quilted microfiber blanket, much thinner than a down comforter. It’s getting even thinner but I sleep so much better with it.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 13, 2021 12:48 AM |
My asshole is allergic to Charmin. It causes my ass to break out. Yuk. Too raw. Lots of lint in Charmin! I like Kirkland and Quilted Northern.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 13, 2021 12:55 AM |
Metamucil. For bottoming AND for health!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 13, 2021 1:07 AM |
Another stealth scat thread.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 13, 2021 1:08 AM |
My stuffed hedgehog, Winston.
I'm a 53 year old guy, and if he's not tucked under my chin at night, I can't sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 13, 2021 1:11 AM |
Silicone earplugs
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 13, 2021 1:14 AM |
Mac NW25
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 13, 2021 1:39 AM |
meds
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 13, 2021 1:43 AM |
Black Boss Hog Dildo
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 13, 2021 1:49 AM |
my face moisturizer. my sister always takes her espresso machine with her when she goes to the beach
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 13, 2021 2:01 AM |
Coffee on the sand. Sounds stupid
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 13, 2021 2:03 AM |
Your sister is probably stupid like you.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 13, 2021 2:03 AM |
lol, not as stupid as you, R44
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 13, 2021 2:21 AM |
Coffee in the morning. I always scope out the hotel: do they have a Starbucks (or other coffee shop) in the lobby, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 13, 2021 3:04 AM |
Meth
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 13, 2021 3:17 AM |
I always pack a pair of flip flops in case the hotel doesn’t provide slippers so I don’t have to walk around the room barefoot. I also pack saline nasal spray because I always get congested in hotels.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 13, 2021 3:52 AM |
I’m with R32. A couple of good books or I’ll go crazy. Toiletries are easy to find if you forget them but you can’t always find something decent to read.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 13, 2021 4:05 AM |
Diet Coke.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 13, 2021 4:18 AM |
Ambien.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 13, 2021 4:23 AM |
I think it's CN Traveller that has a feature of "what I won't leave home without" or something like. The editors' own recommendations tend to be quite reasonable, practical things, but the celebrity lists are often equally ridiculous, a $9800 cashmere "light as a feather" Hermes poncho and a big pair of sunglasses ($3600) to hide under for the trip...
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 13, 2021 7:37 AM |
My 12 inch dildo.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 13, 2021 7:45 AM |
Baby Powder Constarch. It keeps me dry and fresh in the nether region.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 13, 2021 10:39 AM |
[quote]I take a few rolls with me
A few rolls? How much shitting are you doing on vacation?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 13, 2021 12:28 PM |
Another vote for earplugs. I've used them every night (and every daytime nap) since I was a tween. I simply cannot sleep without them.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 13, 2021 1:04 PM |
R29, that’s an anal cleaner!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 13, 2021 2:17 PM |
A few days without charmin, and my ass feels rough and callused
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 13, 2021 2:17 PM |
I hate the fancy toilet paper. It’s like wiping your ass with a t-shirt. I prefer the cheap stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 13, 2021 2:18 PM |
[quote]Melatonin
Do you take Melatonin with alcohol? I've read mixed things about this. Surely a glass or two of wine at dinner and then 1mg of Melatonin 5-6 hours later can't be harmful.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 13, 2021 2:32 PM |
Blistex and ear plugs. I can't sleep without them.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 13, 2021 2:35 PM |
That's quite weird OP. I like my creature comforts but not to the extent I'll take specific things on holiday with me because I can't do without them for a week or two.
I take my usual toiletries, medication, clothes, books/kindle, phone & charger and that's all I need. I don't even bother taking my electric toothbrush, I usually buy a manual one at the airport.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 13, 2021 2:36 PM |
I used to travel with Peet's coffee and a little French press as I couldn't stand bad in-room coffee. Some hotels and Airbnb now installed Nespresso machines, which makes a very good cup. (I like finding the Nespresso boutiques in new cities, too), so if there's a fairly good chance there's decent coffee, I'll take my chances.
Now that many hotels have stopped room service and lobby coffee 'due to the pandemic', I'm probably going to go back to bringing my own. I did find this nifty little single-cup coffee making device called a Palm Press that takes up very little room, cleans easily, and can't break.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 13, 2021 2:38 PM |
R64, WOW! This looks great!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 13, 2021 2:50 PM |
My small Chemex and coffee...can't stand hotel coffee and want a cup as soon as I can Ear plugs a pillow case a candle these are must haves if I am traveling in Southeast Asia and Africa....
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 13, 2021 2:56 PM |
R56, Have you ever exited a tour bus in Europe and been handed squares of newspapers?
Or entered public restrooms and seen only footpads, no toilets?
I have, alas! On our many European vacations (just call us the Griswolds), my husband and I would always carry a couple rolls of toilet paper (once being embarrassed when, with a Swiss B&B's proprietess watching, a roll fell from a backpack and unfurled all down her driveway!).
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 13, 2021 6:19 PM |
I'm embarrassed to admit this, but Datalounge. I don't have backup plan if this site gets shutdown, so I don't know what I'm going to do.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 13, 2021 6:22 PM |
[quote][R56], Have you ever exited a tour bus in Europe and been handed squares of newspapers?
Yes, but I don't need to shit more than a dozen times on a two-week vacation. My question wasn't about carrying TP, but about the amount you're carrying.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 13, 2021 7:24 PM |
OP Charmin is called 'Cushelle' in the UK and Ireland. In most of he rest of Europe it's called 'Zewa'.
In Spain and Portugal it's 'Colhogar'
France, Norway and Sweden it's called 'Lotus'
Netherlands and Belgium it's called 'Edet'
Even available in Mexico as 'Regio'
You need never panic again on vacation.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 13, 2021 7:26 PM |
[quote]Have you ever exited a tour bus in Europe and been handed squares of newspapers?
Also puzzled by the need to haul rolls -- multiple rolls, even -- of toilet paper around the civilized world. Those tour buses are taking you to a special hand-picked selection of The Worst Shitholes in Europe it would seem.
In any case, instead of rolls of toilet paper, why not substitute something that fits in your pocket, and needn't be imported from America? You can buy a 10 or 12 pack of individual packets of tissue paper (the Kleenex sort) easily for €1.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 13, 2021 7:36 PM |
R71, not to be pedantic, but I think the Kleenex tissue stuff is not really made to be processed in the sewers. TP actually breaks down better and less prone to clogging.
That said, no, I don't travel with my own TP.
On top of that Charmin has made the sheets more narrow. I switched after they did that. No, I don't have a fat / wide ass.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 13, 2021 7:39 PM |
Reading material.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 13, 2021 7:40 PM |
Access to a naked man, preferably real, or at least digital.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 13, 2021 7:46 PM |
Splenda
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 13, 2021 8:33 PM |
My crack pipe
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 13, 2021 9:44 PM |
Ear plugs and sleep mask. When I was in the hospital over night I was so glad I remembered to take them with me.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 13, 2021 9:52 PM |
Oprah
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 13, 2021 11:14 PM |
My poise piss pads
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 14, 2021 12:39 AM |
Pepto-Bismol tablets. When you've overindulged at dinner, the last thing you need at 4 am when your tummy is rumbling is to try to find an open drug store, or hope the front desk has something.
In fact, when I travel I carry a quart-size ziplock bag of blister packs of OTC medicines that may come in handy, such as Advil, probiotic, Sudafed, Imodium, a few Band-Aids, antibiotic ointment, Lanacane for bug bites, etc. I now you can usually find this stuff anywhere, but, as I said, do you really want to be looking for an English-speaking pharmacy when you're suffering?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 14, 2021 2:53 AM |
Well, r69, you've also apparently never eaten unpasteurized cheese in Portugal!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 14, 2021 4:11 AM |
I’ll never forget one of the biggest fights between my mother & grandma, when Mom had to move in with her to take care of her temporarily after surgery. Mom brought tons of Charmin with her. Grandma was very Huffy because she already had Charmin well stocked. However, it was Charmin Red & we’re Charmin Blue people (red is 1-ply). I remember they made Charmin Green, 3-ply, but I think that got discontinued.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 14, 2021 7:14 AM |
I only buy tp made from recycled paper.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 14, 2021 12:19 PM |
My facial care products and Colgate Optic White toothpaste!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 14, 2021 12:29 PM |
R6 Eldergay alert! You are beyond Eldergay. Death bed even.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 14, 2021 12:42 PM |
Your sarcasm detector battery is dead, r85. It needs to be replaced after a certain age.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 14, 2021 1:05 PM |
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