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Let's be British Tourists!

I'm the fact that American drinks are generally not poured to measure...and are half the price of the ones in the UK.

If someone would simply post this on all US/UK related travel sites, threads like this would be unnecessary.

by Anonymousreply 14April 12, 2021 8:30 PM

I'm a stag/hen 'do" trundling down a street in Prague at 4 in the fucking AM.

by Anonymousreply 1April 12, 2021 6:20 PM

I'm teef!

Rotting in yammering gobs!

Spread out all over the pavement!

TEEF!

by Anonymousreply 2April 12, 2021 6:22 PM

I'm the war with German tourists over placement of beach towels. The Somme has nothing on me.

by Anonymousreply 3April 12, 2021 6:26 PM

Dafuq are you talking about OP? I think you’ve had a few already.

by Anonymousreply 4April 12, 2021 6:27 PM

I'm talking about the fact that the British drink too much in the US in part because servings are larger and the drinks cost less and this lulls them into thinking they're actually behaving conservatively.

by Anonymousreply 5April 12, 2021 6:36 PM

I'm the "restaurants" in Spain festooned with Union Jacks and serving a menu of midlands pub grub.

by Anonymousreply 6April 12, 2021 6:37 PM

R5 It has nothing to do with the US. We do it the second we leave British soil. In fact, we start before we get on the plane. It is compulsory to have a pint or two at the airport no matter what time it is.

by Anonymousreply 7April 12, 2021 6:39 PM

I was attempting to give you the benefit of the doubt, R7.

by Anonymousreply 8April 12, 2021 6:41 PM

I'm a stag/hen 'do" trundling down a street in Amsterdam at 4 in the fucking AM.

I'm a stag/hen 'do" trundling down a street in Budapest at 4 in the fucking AM.

I'm a stag/hen 'do" trundling down a street in Cluj at 4 in the fucking AM.

I'm a stag/hen 'do" trundling down a street in Dubrovnik at 4 in the fucking AM.

I'm a stag/hen 'do" trundling down a street in Essen at 4 in the fucking AM.

I'm a stag/hen 'do" trundling down a street in Firenze at 4 in the fucking AM.

I'm a stag/hen 'do" trundling down a street in Ghent at 4 in the fucking AM.

I'm a stag/hen 'do" trundling down a street in Helsinki at 4 in the fucking AM.

I'm a stag/hen 'do" trundling down a street in Ibiza at 4 in the fucking AM.

by Anonymousreply 9April 12, 2021 6:42 PM

I've never had a drink at the airport before flying off somewhere! I don't tend to go to Magaluf or Benidorm, though.

by Anonymousreply 10April 12, 2021 6:43 PM

I'm the dress sense you thought they made up for Ab Fab and/or Little Britain and then found out those shows toned it way the fuck down.

by Anonymousreply 11April 12, 2021 6:51 PM

I'm the "foreign muck" that sunburned obese British men won't touch, despite it being the local cuisine.

by Anonymousreply 12April 12, 2021 7:06 PM

I've the single saving grace that unlike their German counterparts they don't go nude.

by Anonymousreply 13April 12, 2021 7:24 PM

I'm the empty crisp packets.

by Anonymousreply 14April 12, 2021 8:30 PM
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