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The idea of surfers and skaters are hotter in theory than in practice

Surfers and skaters are portrayed as hot and edgy, but they're kind of nasty and most of them you really wouldn't want to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 23May 7, 2021 4:07 PM

The idea are hotter?

by Anonymousreply 1April 12, 2021 5:16 PM

What makes you think we don't want to fuck nasty dirty surf and skater dudes?

by Anonymousreply 2April 12, 2021 5:17 PM

I fucked a surfer. He owned a lot of awful half-poly shirts.

by Anonymousreply 3April 12, 2021 5:34 PM

Skaters are hot? In which universe?

by Anonymousreply 4April 12, 2021 5:48 PM

is he a dog?

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by Anonymousreply 5April 12, 2021 6:11 PM

pig?

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by Anonymousreply 6April 12, 2021 6:12 PM

unfuckable.

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by Anonymousreply 7April 12, 2021 6:14 PM

meh

by Anonymousreply 8April 12, 2021 6:15 PM

In the 90s, I was a teen and surfers were hotter in general, the exercise give them a natural ripped body, skaters on the other hand, not particularly, and most skaters I knew had terrible hygiene. Not washing your hair was "in". I still remember that smell.

by Anonymousreply 9April 12, 2021 6:16 PM

R9 is right...balancing on that board gives surfers tight, wiry muscles, a defined core, and very tight butts in my humble experience.

Many I've encountered, unfortunately, tend to be stoners, too.

But it's fun tasting salty skin!

by Anonymousreply 10April 12, 2021 6:20 PM

Kelly Slater was beautiful.

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by Anonymousreply 11April 12, 2021 6:30 PM

They are my type: laid back, masculine, Athletic, and very fit (generally).

by Anonymousreply 12April 12, 2021 6:40 PM

Homophobic as hell. Will have sex with you then beat you to a bloody pulp just for the fun of it.

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by Anonymousreply 13April 12, 2021 7:09 PM

Worth it, though R13

by Anonymousreply 14April 12, 2021 7:22 PM

What I remember about skaters from the late 80s and early 90s is they traveled in packs and would swarm you for shits and giggles.

by Anonymousreply 15April 12, 2021 7:39 PM

In practice, they can't talk about Proust, Mahler, or Robert Bresson's films, so they are pretty much "slam, bam, GTFO."

by Anonymousreply 16April 12, 2021 8:19 PM

Skaters are also ridiculously homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 17April 12, 2021 8:30 PM

R16 could we even find that with a 18yo Yalie?

by Anonymousreply 18April 12, 2021 9:16 PM

Today I learned that Jonah Hill used to be a skater.

[quote]“Our very first dollar that somebody spent at The Rod was from Jonah and he signed it. He was like this 3 feet tall, 4 feet wide little kid with a fro and he signed it ‘Jonah the Jew.’ We were stoked and hung it on the wall.”

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by Anonymousreply 19April 12, 2021 9:50 PM

My type

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by Anonymousreply 20May 7, 2021 11:49 AM

R11, He had his dick inside Pamela Anderson.

by Anonymousreply 21May 7, 2021 11:55 AM

Corey Walsh came out recently he's good looking although not a skateboarder , he rides a bmx bike .

by Anonymousreply 22May 7, 2021 12:08 PM

This picture was on a previous thread about surfers and I think they can safely be called "hot".

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by Anonymousreply 23May 7, 2021 4:07 PM
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