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Gwyneth Paltrow's candle scent has now at last become an actual perfume you can buy, so that every woman--and every man!--can walk around town smelling just like her vagina.
There are reviews of it on Fragrantica, and the suggestions for the "This Reminds Me Of..." section are brilliant (use the arrow on the right hand of that feature to see more of the other suggestions).
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 13, 2021 3:19 PM |
Why is this being advertised as for both women and men?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 11, 2021 9:18 PM |
BECAUSE NOT ONLY WOMEN HAVE VAGINAS!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 11, 2021 9:20 PM |
It's Cuntry Strong!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 11, 2021 9:25 PM |
Vaginilla
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 11, 2021 9:49 PM |
Who told Gywneth her vag stunk? Ben Affleck chows on stripper box. Brad probably just thought it was him. Chris seems like the type to use his vagina allergy as an excuse to quit trying to breed walleyed kids. She's so obsessed with proving to everyone that her steamed clam smells just fine
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 11, 2021 9:50 PM |
LOL at "Old Dry"!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 11, 2021 10:58 PM |
I call my skunky, dripping gunk ‘Hi Men’
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 12, 2021 12:05 AM |
How about "mangina?"
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 12, 2021 12:39 AM |
Remember when Martha Stewart told Andy Cohen that she'd rather just make a crusty loaf of sourdough?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 12, 2021 12:48 AM |
I was a kid, and someone gifted my aunt O de Lancome perfume for Christmas, she tried it and said to my mom quietly "this smelled like vagina", they both laughed, It was in Spanish and she used a less colloquial word. I took it very literal for many years. I thought it was the official vagina smell perfume.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 12, 2021 2:07 AM |
Can we get a cologne that smells like Ben Affleck's balls?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 12, 2021 2:12 AM |
High school boys will wear this stuff in the locker room when they brag (lie) about their conquests with girls.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 12, 2021 2:15 AM |
This is so trashy. I'm disappointed in her. You'd think the academy award would have given her everything she wanted, but no, she had to mess up our culture more.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 12, 2021 2:18 AM |
How about This Smells like I Have my Head up My Own Ass.
Fixed it.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 12, 2021 2:19 AM |
Fuck this tedious woman and her ongoing bullshit.
Are people really so stupid to continue buying into her nonsense? Life is way too short for people to waste time on this nonsense.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 12, 2021 2:21 AM |
Has anyone here actually gotten a whiff of this stuff?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 12, 2021 3:26 PM |
I would respect her so much more if this actually smelled like a vagina, but according to the note pyramid it smells like musk mallow, cedar, rose geranioum, and bergamot.
I am sorry, Gwyneth, but whatever your cunt smells like, I can assure you it does not smell like flowers.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 12, 2021 4:15 PM |
R17 anyone confronts her with that, she’ll backtrack and claim she was being tongue-in-cheek.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 12, 2021 9:57 PM |
R5
Every sentence in your post sounds like a Two Old Queens dialogue.
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