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Intervention: Prince Harry

He arrives for the funeral, only to find the royal family all sitting on couches waiting for him. Next to the Queen is Candy Finnegan.

"Sit down, Harry," she says. "Now everybody here's gonna say something, you can say something, and we're done."

Harry nervously perches next to Kate, avoiding William's stare.

What happens next?

by Anonymousreply 12April 11, 2021 10:03 PM

What happens next is I ff and block you, Nigel.

by Anonymousreply 1April 11, 2021 6:21 PM

[quote]What happens next?

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by Anonymousreply 2April 11, 2021 6:28 PM

Next...

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by Anonymousreply 3April 11, 2021 6:36 PM

This is the worst thread of all time.

by Anonymousreply 4April 11, 2021 6:37 PM

People don't care that much about their family members once they have their own family. I think gay people would know this better than anyone. Harry is on his own now.

by Anonymousreply 5April 11, 2021 6:37 PM

OP, go away and just stop!! He's a grown man with a fucking family. Enough already!! These threads are ridiculous!!!

by Anonymousreply 6April 11, 2021 6:40 PM

I’ll help you OP.

The attendees are: Kate, William, Charles, Camilla, Chelsea Davy, the York girls and Princess Anne.

The setting is a nondescript hotel conference room.

Anne is annoyed and rolling her eyes, as is William.

Charles is playing the role of enabling parent. When he starts to read his letter to Harry, Harry starts screaming at him, telling him he killed his mother and married a whore.

William stands up and yells at Harry.

Harry shoves him back, he stumbles and lands on Eugenie.

He runs out of the hotel, throwing off his mic pack and running to a waiting Range Rover (Markle thought the family would pull a stunt like this and had him followed by members of Oprah’s security force).

Harry jumps in the car and runs to Heathrow.

Candy tells the teary family that he knows they’re here for him.

A Chyron appears -“three months later”- and that stupid song plays.

We see Harry walking in Balmoral with Charles.

We find out that Harry returned to Montecito, and two weeks later Meghan filed for divorce. She’s now on the interview circuit, tearfully telling Oprah and Gail that he’s a racist and abusive. She had to flee their estate for the welcoming arms of Elon Musk.

Harry and Meghan are now engaged in the mother of all divorces spanning two continents.

THE END

by Anonymousreply 7April 11, 2021 7:00 PM

Prince Andrew is trending negatively in Canada the UK and USA. The Brf has the worst PR team in the history of PR. People are openly saying that Andrew now doing interviews and ' working' again for the Brf is a big fuck you to every victim of sexual abuse. Twitter is a mess. Lots of the Brf can go fuck themselves comments. The Brf are petty comments. The Brf are inhuman comments. It's a mess!!!

by Anonymousreply 8April 11, 2021 7:10 PM

Massive backlash to Meghan isn't coming to UK articles. Thousands of comments stating she is heavily pregnant. Previous pregnancy ended in miscarriage etc. Because the Brf is now linked to UK tabloids in people's heads people are blaming the Brf. Calling them cold, unfeeling, petty etc. Lots of Piers proved that the Brf and RRs work together comments.

by Anonymousreply 9April 11, 2021 7:14 PM

The only "intervention" needed around here is Op's because of this weird obsession with the lives of people who don't care if op lives or dies. Op, my dear, you are a hot mess

This is a happy family who doesn't care if you approve or not. They will live their best life without you. You should do the same

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by Anonymousreply 10April 11, 2021 7:24 PM

We flash cut to a still alive Prince Philip holding a hammer specially shaped to look like a Fiat Uno slowly creeping up behind a dozing Meghan. He smiles. Roll the credits.

by Anonymousreply 11April 11, 2021 7:33 PM

Does the Royal Family really call them "couches"?

by Anonymousreply 12April 11, 2021 10:03 PM
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