Question for anyone with straight male friends

the another guy is gay.

Wow, r1! You know, I've always suspected that he is.

[quote]Another guy told me most men thought vaginas are ugly and that it's scary down there.

He’s not straight. And probably (most likely) a DL poster, who you don’t know in real life.

A straight friend told me loves to drink the juice that comes out of it. He loves the flavor.

I have many straight male friends but I cannot imagine even talking about their partners' vaginas.

Ive never met a man who didn't love it. Sometimes unnervingly so.

Straight men love pussy any way they can get it. OP, stop making shit up.

I read a book on human sexuality in the college library back in the 90s. They covered this topic, and a lot of straight guys reported that they were *not* big on having their face down there. Some thought that a vagina looked like a wound.

My friend's son is straight as an arrow- 23 years old- and he said that vaginas are disgusting to look at but feel "so good".

His mom was horrified. lol

R8 axe wound to be exact

Which one of these 31 flavors is your favorite?

I have a lot of straight friends and have never heard any of them complain about chowing box. I think it's somewhat part of the deal for everyone GenX and beyond.

Judging by the stuff on straight Porhub, they love eating and fingering pussy.

Stop it right now this is disgusting, but I'm feeling a little moist down there

[Quote]but that most of the guys he knew will not do it.

They must be 70 or older.

OP is that woman pussy troll. I thought DL banned her.

Most men are ugly and I don’t want that shit swooping down on me, no sir. I’ve had sufficient.

R12 - You are correct. Like anal sex for straight people is trending, what was once considered edgy is now standard.

R17 - most women are ugly without make-up

This kind of thing only became popular in the ‘70s. It was unheard of prior to that.

FF this, I don't wanna read about no goddamn pussy. I want a gay safe space.

[quote]Another guy told me most men thought vaginas are ugly

I just counted 28 subreddits dedicated to pussy but there are probably more.

beef_flaps

beefcurtains

breakingtheseal

clitGW

clithood

clits

Eating_Pussy_GIFs

Eatingpussy

godpussy

hairypussy

innies

labia

labiaGW

LabiaParadise

labiastretching

moundofvenus

pantiestotheside

pelfie

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PussyTreasury

PussyWedgie

presenting

ratemypussy

rearpussy

shavedpussies

simps

[quote]Judging by the stuff on straight Porhub, they love eating and fingering pussy.

Based on every straight porn site + Reddit

[quote]the another guy is gay.

I guess as a straight guy you better get used to licking pussy or your partner will never have an orgasm. From what I've heard it is not that simple to make woman cum and your dick certainly doesn't do the trick. So unless you're fucking a prostitute or never want I blowjob in return, I bet they all eat pussy.

I'm Kinsey 5 and had sex with women in my teens. I wasn't too wild about eating pussy but even for a Kinsey 5 like me there was something intoxicating about the smell and the taste, and the whole experience. Even though I didn't care for the salty taste it still was super hot. I can see het guys going absolutely crazy over pussy. I've had many straight guy friends over the years but can't really remember discussing pussy eating with them. However I've read that some het guys totally detest eating pussy, partly because not all pussies are totally clean or even healthy.

I personally love blowing guys I'm into but can easily find dicks of guys I don't really fancy almost revolting. I assume it's the same with het guys liking pussies.

R24 slut

When I was married to a woman, I actually loved eating her pussy, because it was the only time I ever had total control over her.

Intoxicating.

Years later, I told this to a gay friend, at Dirty Mary’s in Waikiki, and he actually started yelling at me.

Ya can’t win...

One of my mates goes on about it all the time. He says he is never happier than when down there, and would gladly spend his life with a woman straddling his face.

There's zero in between, guys either hate it and are (purposely) so bad at it that even if they do it you tell them not to bother or they love it so much that you can't get them away from it. Nothing in between.

many cultures see no difference from giving a woman head than giving a guy head... it oddly results in the same insult. I suppose an assumption of not being able to get it up and therefore having to resort to oral stimulation. yet fingering isn't taboo. so, doesn't particularly adhere to logic... save for the scant few women that have an enlarged clitoris, which when engorged, the female phallus can become 'erect' like a penis of varying sizes... stimulation of the two are much the same.

Why are human beings built so that women do not orgasm from men’s dicks?

I was in the closet in high school and college and hook up with girls. I had no problem doing it and as I said earlier, I've never heard any friends complain about. And I definitely never heard any of them say that a pussy was ugly. They may have made goofy jokes about beef curtains and all that, but the bottoms line, straight guys love pussy. They put up with a lot to get it.

R30 When I was a tween in the 80's, an aunt of mine had a book called The Joy of Sex. Obviously it was straight sex. But from curiously looking through it, I gathered that women can orgasm from dick if they are in the right position. I guess that's why straights do different positions just like we do.

31, you are obviously bisexual, we get it.

Most female animals don’t orgasm. The act is generally pretty much wham bam thank you mam. In nature sex is primarily for reproduction so as long as he comes it doesn’t really matter whether she does. There’s a school of thought that in a very few cases pleasurable sex might be a bonding mechanism - bonobos hump each other a lot - but on the other hand if it’s too enjoyable she might have multiple partners - not what the potential father wants. So it’s an optional extra of sex, not an essential feature.

I’m a gay man. I’d like to try eating out a woman’s pussy just so long as I don’t have to look at it or any other part of her naked body.

There was a rumor when I was in college that Black men did not like eating women out and considered it degrading, the point of which was that Black women were allegedly starving for it.

But otherwise straight guys seem to like it for all the same reasons gay guys like eating ass--it's a way to turn on your partner and get them ready for the main action.

Also straight guys do it assuming that a blow job is then guaranteed in return.

If you talk to straight women, not many guys are all that good at it.

I remember from my closeted days that you were supposed to trace the alphabet with your tongue and that this would ensure you hit all the right spots.

^^That rumor was obviously untrue but was the only instance of hearing that any straight guys did not like it.

Straight white male here ( yeah, yeah - I'm here for the decades-old pop culture references, intelligent and sarcastic hot-takes on current events, and the over-the-top pettiness).

Re: Eating Pussy - only when I'm in love/completely infatuated, or drunk. Not my favorite thing, but I was way more enthusiastic about it while in my early twenties. Hygienist an issue, and sometimes, a girl's pussy just stinks, depending on things like diet, and ethnic background.

Most of the time? Women who demand oral don't know how to suck cock, either.

So spill R38, what ethnicity has the smelliest pussies?

[R39] Inquiring minds! I’m off to Google “worlds most pungent vaginas.”

[quote]31, you are obviously bisexual, we get it.

Not bi, just closeted and pretending in high school and college. I do have to admit that it wasn't all that hard to have sex with women back then.

R30. Incorrect.

R34 "optional extra" - says you.

In my experience? Israelis are #1, with a bullet. Puerto-Rican and Indian are pretty rank, too. American girls with lots of Irish blood, can be most ripe, as well.

R19 seems to have a reading comprehension problem. What’s the topic of this thread, r19?

Again, just my experience, but women who have obvious personality disorders, are chronic, high-functioning alcoholics, or do lots of theatre?

Their pussies don't stink, at all.

^ That is ODDLY specific

Perhaps, but these days? That could be one woman.

[quote] What’s the topic of this thread, [R19]?

We are here to discuss pussy eating, r19! Get with the pussy eating program or fuck off!

There are books written about why it's so difficult for women to orgasm from penetrative sex. (Mostly speculation about human evolution.)

R35, dude you're bisexual.

I don't wanna read about no goddamn pussy!!! You tryna make me hurl?

[quote] Most female animals don’t orgasm.

But they do go into heat. I’m guessing there’s something pleasurable happening.

I like the pussy that Nestor gives me!

If it were pleasurable, female dogs would do it more than once or twice per year.

R49, *some women.

And female orgasm is not just a trifling "extra," ffs. Just because women can survive and procreate without it doesn't mean it should be sidelined, as it has been and apparently is thought by some still to be....

Phyducally/evolutionary, FWIW, there are theories out there (with mixed conclusions) that female orgasm may - or may have originally - aid in getting pregnant.

Female orgasms can also aid in stimulating labor, so there's that as a "purpose," as well.

Also, oxytocin is considered to enhance the bonding feeling women feel for a mate... so that's an evolutionary theory as well.

A lesbian friend once told me that most straight women have probably never had a real and proper orgasm and don't really care because they don't know what they don't know.

R56, this is a straight-up lie. Lesbian trying to denigrate straight women, because she can't "turn" them. Ridiculous.

I don't know if I have had an orgasm that she would consider proper but if I can't pee or hear for five minutes after, I consider it good enough.

R57 I agree.

Eating pussy doesn't do it; you have to eat clit.

Straight men likes and dislikes. Who gives a shit? 💤😴

So a diet rich in garlic, cumin, curry (and whatever else is in Indian cuisine) causes all of your body juices to taste bad.

Although aren't Irish high-functioning alcoholics?

I actually never discuss sex with straight male friends. I wouldn't be against it, but generally speaking straight men don't want to hear anything about gay sex so I guess they feel like if they were to share sex stories, I might as well and they would rather not open that box.

"...and they would rather not open that box."

So to speak.

[Quote]But otherwise straight guys seem to like it for all the same reasons gay guys like eating ass--it's a way to turn on your partner and get them ready for the main action.

[Quote]If you talk to straight women, not many guys are all that good at it.

I'm a gay man with many female straight friends and what they've told me is that fucking IS NOT the main action for most females. Straight dudes who think their partner had an orgasm while fucking her probably watched too much porn with fake mourning and fake orgasms. Licking pussy gets them ready to have sex (vagina gets wider, produces fluids etc.), but most won't have an orgasm unless you really hit the right spot in the right position or stimulate the clitoris while fucking her or work on it afterwards.

Many guys are bad at licking pussy from what I've heard bc they do not know that the vagina and the clitoris are two different things. Stimulating or fingering the vagina is maybe pleasurable but won't do much for a woman to make her cum since it's just skin and muscles. The right spot with the nerve system you have to stimulate is the clitoris.

Vaginas have teeth. The Penis Fly Trap

R65 You are correct. Straight men don't understand the difference between pussy and clit. It's interesting - and unfortunate - that our women friends feel more comfortable talking to us about it than their straight boyfriends.

Based on the straight men I've known and lived with in my twenties, there's an array of opinions about eating snatch, just like there's an array of opinions and preferences about gay men eating ass.

If straight guys don't know the difference between the pussy and the clit, then that's on the woman they're fucking. Straight women have to speak the fuck up and show the guys what's what and where's where. I am really good at sex, but I had to learn. The act of fucking is natural and instinctive, being good at it is not.

Try it. It would be a whole new sexual experience for you. Just because you're drawn more to man ass and cock doesn't mean you have to limit yourself to a life of full-on faggotry. Women 's bodies are highly erotic, and there is a good reason why men murder for pussy.

Mind you, most women would recoil at the thought of being intimate with a man who loves gay sex. So most of you queens would be out of luck anyway.

I'm sorry, but 99% of straight men simply do not know how to eat a pussy. Lesbians clearly win this category because they have one and know how it feels.

"most women are ugly without make-up"

Just the thing a gay man would say

Women don't have orgasms from average looking guys fucking them.

If it was someone like Ryan Gosling fucking them, they would cum in 3 seconds. The fat, balding husband could eat the pussy for an hour and he still won't make his wife feel as good as a 1 minute ride on Ryan Gosling's penis.

In my experience most men enjoy eating pussy, but not all are good at it, but boy, do they try. One was excellent, and he got into it so much he once came while he did it. I asked him about it and he said when he was younger (he was in his late 30s at the time) he didn't care about his partner's pleasure so he didn't perform oral, but it became important to him as he matured.

[quote]I'm sorry, but 99% of straight men simply do not know how to eat a pussy. Lesbians clearly win this category because they have one and know how it feels.

That's like saying that straight women don't know how to suck dick. I'm sure there are a few straight who can eat pussy well.

"This kind of thing only became popular in the ‘70s. It was unheard of prior to that."

That's because of women's lib - women finally got the guts to tell hubby he was a loser in bed. Even today though a lot of men do not understand the importance of the clitoris.

Thank you, Ryan Gosling R73.

[quote]Most female animals don’t orgasm. But they do go into heat. I’m guessing there’s something pleasurable happening.

Have you ever noticed what a female animal (specifically cats of all kinds) does to the male after sex? She smacks him in the face.

Stanley Gucci could eat some pussy.

[quote] That's because of women's lib - women finally got the guts to tell hubby he was a loser in bed. Even today though a lot of men do not understand the importance of the clitoris.

Well, I won’t argue that it’s because of women’s lib. The rest of your paragraph is simply nonsense, however.

The last time a straight man talked to me about eating pussy (This is the truth.) he said:

(talking about a woman he was trying to "get to" - yes, he was married)[quote]I'd eat her out all day long. Hell, I'd eat a yard of her shit just to see the whole it came out of.

It was many years ago. It cured me of listening to straight men talk about eating pussy.

Did he spell “hole” wrong too?

R65 R67 R71 You must be quite young. Men in their 30s, 40s, and 50s are often/overall very good at it.

Why those questions in a gay board? I mean there's reddit for y'all. 🙄

It's a recurring question, R83. I don't know why.

In my experience with straight but experimenting married men, if they like eating pussy, they are open to tasting cock, maybe even ass. It works for me. In threesomes, I find it hot watching a man eat pussy. That darting tongue is a turn on.

To me, it’s not a big deal, just a different arrangement of skin. The act itself can be fun.

[quote]I’m a gay man. I’d like to try eating out a woman’s pussy just so long as I don’t have to look at it or any other part of her naked body.

So wear a blindfold.

R70, you can fuck off with pansexual lecture. FF this freak. How dare you go on a gay website telling us what we should be trying? Get something straight, dumbass being gay is not a limitation, it's an orientation. We are not limited, we don't need repairs, therapy, fixing, het genitalia, supplementing, re-directing or any of that shit. I am romantically, emotionally, socially and sexually attracted to men. And I'm not bored with it you idiot. I don't know if you're a str8 woman or a troll but you need a foot up your ass, you dumb ass bitch.

FF this homophobe!

R87, that's not a gay man, it's a bi troll

R70, do you tell straight people that they ought to branch out in same sex experiences? Do you have a different standard for heterosexual and homosexual people? Why would attempt to be so prescriptive to gay men and assume every gay men is a "queen?"

I can't speak for R70 but yes people do tell straights to branch out sexually, all the time

I never understood why the human female body evolved to the point where the highly-sensitive, orgasm-achieving clitoris is located above (and away) from the opening of the vagina. Yes, I understand that the male can perhaps bring the female to orgasm if he stimulates the clitoris orally. But how is the clitoris, thus having an orgasm, supposed to be stimulated when the penis doesn't even come in contact with the clitoris when the penis is entering and is inside the vagina. It just seems like the location and proximity of the vaginal opening and the clitoris are misplaced.

But I'm gay, so what do I know? However, I'm sure straight men face this problem all the time...and then add that to a guy cumming in a matter of a minutes or even seconds after the penis enters the vagina, well then, how the hell does the clitoris ever experience anything or any stimulation?

Thankfully, my sensitive frenulum and foreskin are intact offering explosive orgasms. I couldn't imagine my frenulum not being conveniently located on the underside of my glans and being and integral part of my orgasm. This notion of the female clitoris being separate from the vagina is just plain weird to me.

R77, that might have something to do with the fact that the male cat's penis has barbs that scrape the female's vagina as he withdraws.

R80 That's an old quote heard in Army boot camps around the world....

R92 Thank you for your concern! You obviously understand the frustration many women experience if they don't explain their needs to their partner.

r30 because the male phallus was perfectly designed to hit the male prostate

r65

[quote]But I'm gay, so what do I know?

Apparently, a lot of gay men on this thread know...and know better

When you watch some straight amateur porn, almost all females rub their clitoris or use a vibrator while the men are fucking them. Most continue even after he's done. It's funny that the male is already happy and relaxed on his back while the female is obviously still not done. I guess most guys don't give a fuck at this point.

I enjoy doing it in threesomes with a man and woman. If I like the woman or think she is pretty then no problem. But I don’t think I could do it full time. Come to think of it I am not all that big on oral one way or the other. Some pussys are less attractive (i like the nice neat ones) and I’ve seen some ugly dicks in my day too, so I guess we are all human at the end of the day.

Eat it till it squirts!

This is another woman posing as a gay man thread, FF please. This troll is always flooding datalounge with pussy questions. FUCK OFF

R100 How true! Women need to pleasure themselves after straight sex. Men know how to pleasure themselves and each other but women are a mystery to them. I blame women for not telling men what they want and need. I wonder if most women just want to conceive so sexual gratification doesn't matter at the time. They can please themselves sexually but it takes a dick to make a baby.

[quote] I blame women for not telling men what they want and need

Some men do not listen. Some men know 'the truth' but do not like it. Some men hear what's needed then instantly forget it.

Maybe unheard of prior to the 1770s, R20.

No no no no no, R10.

Any "straight" guy who doesn't do oral sex on a woman is selfish, uptight or gay. It's one of the basics of heterosexual sex due to the placement of the clitoris. Any woman married to a man who "doesn't do" oral sex probably just doesn't care about sex that much, which is weird.

This made think of this movie, the part where Jeffrey talks about eating potato salad out of a pussy.

Jesus Christ, people, the clitoris is not just the one spot.

It’s a disgusting, unhygienic, unhealthy, and completely pointless practice. Sadly, it has been foisted off onto men by feminists who insist that it’s necessary for women to achieve their famously hard to achieve (because it’s impossible) “orgasms.” And the so-called clitoris is merely a vestigial piece of flesh that serves no purpose except to grow into a penis in utero.

R69, the thinking was for a long time that if a woman makes specific sexual demands on a man he will panic, because everything makes straight men panic.

R101, how bi would you say you are?

Would you say that R111 is

1. Disgruntled gay male and woman hater who applies his misinterpretation/hostile interpretation ?

2. Same as 1

3 Same as 1

I distinctively remember black guys telling me that there was no way they would eat pussy. This was the late 80s. They were talking to me as if I was just some white straight guy, which I definitely am not.

r111, you could say the same thing about sucking dick or eating ass.

Black guys are known for having issues with it though R115. I remember Jim Carrey referencing it in a very old episode of Stern.

Penis is fun!

R72 - “ Just the thing a gay man would say” Yes as we are on a gay board, what’s your problem?

The myth of the female orgasm is going to have to be addressed sooner or later in a serious way.

Equality is fine, but the pretense that women have been having orgasms just because they become hysterical during sexual activity or because they feel nice has got to stop. Women do not know what an orgasm is, they don't have them, and they can't have them. They have a fleshy hole that gets wet to facilitate a man's penis so that IT can have an orgasm.

It's pure copy-catting in the name of "being like a man." Every straight man I know has shared how revolted they are by the dramatics, unfeminine and phony rutting, the nasty squealing they have to endure. And the silly girls who believe the myth blame the man for "not doing it right." Oh, it takes a woman longer. Yes, an eternity. Because it's not possible.

And then, finally, women being what they are, their tendency towards herd-like behaviors kicks in and "Of course I have orgasms." It's classic, old-fashioned hysteria, which the APA has unforgivably downplayed but which still is the major mental disorder afflicting females. So they shriek and piddle themselves. And the poor man, simply trying to get some sleep after accomplishing what nature actually intended, must go along with the fantasy or be abused systematically by the growing cabal of anti-male female psychotics running disrupting the natural order of our culture, for those men not lucky enough to have been spared the heterosexual orientation.

It's so sad. Why can't they just enjoy the pleasant sensations of having a man's penis in them and his interest in their bodies maintained long enough for his REAL orgasm to occur?

^Was that a parody post?

I was waiting for a ignoramus like R120 to show up.

More importantly, stop creating threads like this!

Eating pussy is a straight white guy thing, man.

I know women that are so insecure they won't let a guy go down on them. Also, they don't like the taste of themselves-weird! Gay guys joke with me and say smells like fish it's a dish... my reply, if it smells like fish tell her to go to the doctor because something ain't right...mine and my wife's vaginas both taste like candy. I thought it's because we've never had filthy seamen in us polluting our pussys.

Oh boy. R124 is bringing this down a couple levels.

Why don't we just eliminate vagina threads from this forum? That would definitely solve a problem.

I do it to my lady friend, but if you tell anyone, I'll have you whacked.

R124, how old were these women who you talked to, 75? Otherwise, I don't believe you.

[Quote]More importantly, stop creating threads like this!

Stop telling us what to do and what we can talk about and mind your own goddamn business.

^ MEDS MEDS MEDS for Aunt Clara