Let’s be a slow DL user!

I'm " where's the edit function?"

I’m the dreary queen who can’t simply scroll past something they don’t care for or find annoying

I'm the dreary queen who doesn't understand the interest in the 'Let's be . . .' threads

I'm the Corky-adjacency.

“ I'm " where's the edit function?"”

And I’m the person who doesn’t know how to quote properly.

I’m da suck job!

I’m I don’t care bout no grammer or spellings. This isn’t a thesis it’s a message board.

I'm the one who drops in to proclaim, "Who cares!"

I’m the bumper who writes

..........

Instead of writing bump.

I'm the guy who has to ask people how to get to the ignore list.

"I'm the guy who has to ask people how to get to the ignore list."

And how to quote?

I'm the guy who drops the vulgar Melania reference thinking it's a hilarious sick burn.

The poster who is never quite sure how "Let's be" threads work.

I'm the user who corrects "WHET," "graxy" and "Lens Dunham" while complaining about all the gay content.

Yes, R12.

There's nothing funny about that hideous, gold-digging piece of shit having been a resident of the White House and a co-conspirator against everything the USA purports to stand for.

And the only appropriate burn would be a non-metaphoric one.

I'm the "this never happened" or ratings poster in the Joel and Uncle Bottom threads.

R15, I think your ball clamps are too tight.

I’m the frau telling stories of my hubby and the kiddos and not quite getting the hint, even with unmistakable vitriol being spewed.

I’m r11.

I’m the person who doesn’t read the thread and makes the same, always incredibly obvious joke that has been said about 6 times already.

I'm the poster declaring "this is fake!!!" in a thread about something completely mundane like replacing storm windows.

I'm the outraged poster. I can't believe you are making jokes about this subject!! You should all stop posting right now! The manager of the site must intervene. Reading 5 threads with 600 posts each about this subject is making me very upset. STOP!!

I’m the SJW who uses WW to identify all Way Woke posts.

I'm the clueless poster who doesn't know the difference between WW and FF.

Which one is the like and which one is the dislike?

I'm the arriviste who thinks that Muriel is a real person.

R25 who does that new bitch think she is, seriously?!?

I’m I can’t see my own posts. Why can’t I see my own posts?

I'm the person who accidentally puts his comment in the wrong thread. I mean, that sitcom character was an inspiration to young gay me!

I'm the poster who thinks putting a person on ignore is Out of Sight, Out of Mind.

If I don't see what they post, then it doesn't exist.

I'm the one who sees the "Jackie on Assistance" thread and wonders why the Kennedy family made her go on welfare.

I'm Dora Dumfucke, ingenue.

I’m the person who doesn’t read the thread and makes the same, always incredibly obvious joke that has been said about 6 times already.

I'm the one who doesn't understand why bizarre murder threads fill up seven threads or more.

I’m I didn’t read the thread. It’s too long. Can someone tell me why....

(Even though that question was answered in Reply 7).

I’m the person who doesn’t read the thread and makes the same, always incredibly obvious joke that has been said about 6 times already.

I'm the moron who doesn't understand how to reference previous replies even though there are dozens of examples right in front of his face.

I’m the poster that finds a popular thread too late. I post a really clever entry that deserves w/w’s. But it’s the last post before the thread dies and no one sees it.

I'm the newbie who can't figure out why he can't see his own posts.

R38, are you also R27?

I’m the one who refers to posters as 14 or 55, not understanding the whole “R” thing.

I'm the poster who replies to a thread without noticing it's been bumped from 2015.

I suspect we've all been guilty of that R41.

Now, when I think of it, I actually check to see when the post was started, given the Thread Bump Troll.

I’m that guy who puts you on ignore and must tell you (and everyone else) in a post that you’re “BLOCKED.”

I'm the poster who clicks on Wit & Wisdom on a post in a thread without noticing it's been bumped from 2015.

R40 are you r-36?

I totally agree with you [R167]!

I’m the person who doesn’t read the thread and makes the same, always incredibly obvious joke that has been said about 6 times already.

I'm that idiot who doesn't read the thread first and posts something someone else has already said.

You know what really bugs me? It's when people clearly don't read the thread and then post the same obvious comment that has been said over and over again.

.........

I'm the poster who's never learned how to do a simple "Ctrl + F" (find in page command) in order to FIND the same obvious comment that everyone is now talking about without having to read the entire thread that's in front of me.

People who ask, "why would you leave pasta in the water?" (or the like).

I'm emojis, lots of them.

Similarly, I’m

This guy is 🔥

I’m defuckto.

....

I spell thick with an extra ‘c,’ and sometimes omit the ‘k’ altogether.

I'm the poster who inexplicably says "I don't know how to post a link" even though he has to scroll right past the "Web Site Link" box in order to hit the "Post" button.

I'm .

I am all of these stupid whores.

I’m this post,

[test]

[quote] test

I am the drunk poster (*cough* R60 *cough*).

I’m the person who doesn’t read the thread and makes the same, always incredibly obvious joke that has been said about 6 times already.

I'm the poster who's appalled when some celebrity is "accused" of being gay without proof.

[quote]I’m the person who doesn’t read the thread and makes the same, always incredibly obvious joke that has been said about 6 times already.

Which will start happening on this thread in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 . . . .

You idiot, it’s already happened 3-4 times. It is intentional (and maybe funny the first time).

I’m the non-sarcastic replies pointing out what is obvious to more seasoned and eagle-eyed DLers...

I'm that idiot who doesn't read the thread first and posts something someone else has already said.

I’m the person who doesn’t read the thread and makes the same, always incredibly obvious joke that has been said about 6 times already.

I’m the Eldergay that invokes “editor!” Or “Muriel” when something is wrong. Obviously there’s support waiting to do my every bidding. I make threads begging the “editor” to get rid of someone.

I’m the person who points out the person who made the joke 6 times knowing they themselves did it on purpose for dramatic effect.

I’m the person who doesn’t read the thread and makes the same, always incredibly obvious joke that has been said about 6 times already.

I'm that idiot who doesn't read the thread first and posts something someone else has already said.

I’m the comment that is unrelated to the post. Instead I just brag how someone offended me and how they are now blocked.

I’m the person who doesn’t read the thread and makes the same, always incredibly obvious joke that has been said about 6 times already.

I’m Corky and I’m the only one who finds R75 and her ilk funny.

R37, I don't claim to be writing witty and wonderful posts, but that happens to me all the time because my timezone is almost the opposite of most DLers. Popular threads can acquire 200 posts while I'm asleep, and there will be five I want to respond to. It's frustrating.

You idiot, it’s already happened 3-4 times. It is intentional (and maybe funny the first time).

—;-)

I'm the poster who screams "YOU'RE BLOCKED!!!" at someone they've been arguing with, then promptly gets confused and puts a completely unrelated person on ignore.

I’m the person who doesn’t read the thread and makes the same, always incredibly obvious joke that has been said about 6 times already.

I'm the person who doesn't get the in-thread joke, and goes ballistic. I am probably a postal worker.

[quote] I’m the bumper who writes .......... Instead of writing bump.

IMO, it's "slow" to bump a thread without adding any content, no matter how you bump the thread. (Whether it's "....." or "Bump.")

I'm the OP who posts breaking news but doesn't post a link in the OP.

R83 He didn’t have to, the story was broken 3 threads ago.

I'm the one questioning where did they ever find a quick dl'er?

I'm the OP of the "It's Dead To Me" thread about a very popular celebrity 36 hours after the official announcement. The first thread is already on the part 3, but I'm pretty sure I'm the first one, I did search!!

I'm the recycled humour.

I'm the moron who keeps asking "Why do people keep posting "Bump"?? What does "Bump" mean? Is it a drug thing?"

For the record, I AM the guy who posted the first couple of repeats of the "I’m the person who doesn’t read the thread and makes the same, always incredibly obvious joke that has been said about 6 times already" post. But I only did it a couple of times. The rest are just copycats. Isn't there a saying that a true wit never repeats himself -he lets others repeat his words. So -All hail to the original post of that pearl of wisdom, R20!

BTW -My silly repeats of R20's original comment have received 12+ WWs, so we do owe R20 a few!

I’m r20, and I found the repeats hilarious.

I reply over-earnestly to an EST OP to share my own pain, thereby thrilling the clever troll.

Seasoned DLers enjoy the spectacle, then consider how many minus numbers out of ten to award OP.