Jealous?
I was eating spaghetti and suddenly my lover shoved his gigantic cock in my tight hole with no lube
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 12, 2021 6:47 AM |
I was eating roasted cock and suddenly my lover inserted his spaghetti-thin willy in my hole, so he didn't need any lube.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 10, 2021 11:41 PM |
Did you get your Sunday "gravy" all over his dick?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 10, 2021 11:45 PM |
Is it drained?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 10, 2021 11:47 PM |
The inane thread troll is nothing if not indefatigable.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 10, 2021 11:48 PM |
Mamma Mia!
My grandson is a feygola!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 10, 2021 11:48 PM |
Surprise penne!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 10, 2021 11:57 PM |
Obligatory: Pics or it didn’t happen.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 11, 2021 12:04 AM |
That’s a spicy meata balls!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 11, 2021 12:14 AM |
I'm not hungry. I'll just pick.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 11, 2021 12:16 AM |
Omg I would just die
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 11, 2021 12:26 AM |
Unfortunately, it happened at my big family dinner
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 11, 2021 12:30 AM |
Loses all believability at “tight” hole.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 11, 2021 12:32 AM |
The Wit and Wisdom of OP, Middle School Twatlet and General Asshole:
He broke up with me over a 5 word text I'm currently in on my way to his house to force him to give me the explanation I deserve
What's your predominant role on Datalounge? Sexy young bottom
Brooklyn Beckham or Rocco Ritchie Who would you rather fuck?
I just ate a salad for the first time Never doing that again 🤢
Items you use everyday that you've had for a very long time I've been using the same dildo since 2013, odes that count?
my sugar daddy dumped me just bc i farted in his bed i don't understand what the big deal?
I was thrown out of this guys house in the RAIN AND FREEZING COLD for NO REASON I had a few drinks and was ready to do whatever he wanted but instead he got all upset just because I broke his stupid dumb sculpture (tacky and not worth the money), ate his cats food and vomited on his white couch, I don't know what the big deal is? I really hate how dramatic people are these days. And what kind of freak buys a white couch anyway? this man was a psychopath I swear.
what are some websites where i can call a celeb fat and ugly without getting in trouble? certainly not datalounge.com
why do women buy purses when they can jus keep their stuff in a free plastic bag from the grocery store? makes no sense
how much would you pay for this ass? ????
how much would you pay for this ass? I'd pay $100
how much would you pay for this ass? what's with people saying they don't pay for ass? paying for DICK is weird af
how much would you pay for this ass? It's not fair that tops get paid more for sex, like they don't already have EVERYTHING. 🙄
I will NEVER have sex for free It doesn't always have to be money but you must give me SOMETHING in exchange or you can get the FUCK away from me you worthless bum!
does your lover have a nickname for u? my spanish lover calls me pequeño agujero it means little hole 🥰
Madonna inducing the world to barf with new pictures Disgusting that she would post these online for her grandchildren to see, what kind of person is she?
Madonna inducing the world to barf with new pictures She looks better than Lourdes
have u ever been fucked so good u couldn't sit for days? i have 😍
STOP PUTTING VEGETABLE ON BURGER NASTY
STOP PUTTING VEGETABLE ON BURGER I HATE LETTUCE I HATE TOMATO I HATE ONION
You can only be attractive if you were born between 1992-2001 This is a fact rather you like it or not
You can only be attractive if you were born between 1992-2001 men who wear rings are sexy
French Press or Coffee Maker? instant coffee
how to fix too big shoes? is there a way to shrink?
Have you ever tried cock? looks disgusting!
Taylor Swift is the Mozart of the 21st century she will be known as one of the greatest musicians to have ever lived
sandwich is better w only condiments inside i'm eatin sandwich with just bread and mayo and bbq sauce this is delicious maybe the best meal i ever had
My next door neighbor is annoying OP keeps mentioning her height for no reason, jealousy?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 11, 2021 12:34 AM |
Maybe his lover is turned on by his DL thread creativity and productivity
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 11, 2021 12:41 AM |
But really, why don't women just keep the $12,000 that a Birkin bag would cost and put their stuff in a plastic bag or at least a cheap purse?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 11, 2021 12:43 AM |
Maybe your grandma's Marinara sauce is an aphrodisiac?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 11, 2021 12:45 AM |
Is this the latest incarnation of Momma's Mussy?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 11, 2021 12:46 AM |
Do you mind if I ask...
do you use cinnamon in your spaghetti sauce?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 11, 2021 12:47 AM |
R5, fegulah is Yiddish, so that would be more appropriate if OP had been eating kugel when the aforementioned cock was supposedly shoved up the allegedly tight hole. His bubbie would have said it.
OP, this is what happens when you eat over the sink. Put your clothes on, and eat at the table like a person!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 11, 2021 12:50 AM |
But you were wearing your short Caftan, weren't you, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 11, 2021 12:51 AM |
I think it has something to do with how you slurp your noodles
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 11, 2021 12:53 AM |
How many years was your lover in prison, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 11, 2021 12:54 AM |
How can one have a tight hole when they eat as much as the OP?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 11, 2021 12:58 AM |
Is this a daily problem? If so, order Thai next time.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 11, 2021 1:10 AM |
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
The bitch needs to find a life, per haps volunteering in an old folks home (Assuming he’s not already housed in one.).
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 11, 2021 1:11 AM |
A fella would give his right arm rather than hurt his sweetheart. Tell him in no uncertain terms to lube thay tube- but wait til AFTER dessert!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 11, 2021 1:15 AM |
Antigay trolling.
On a gay message board!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 11, 2021 1:35 AM |
I admit it-- I chuckled at that list of OP's thread titles. He really has a way with words.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 11, 2021 1:38 AM |
Your nonna should be calling you a finocchio, not a feigeleh.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 11, 2021 6:28 AM |
Is he Chef Boiar-D?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 11, 2021 5:18 PM |
And I choked on my spaghetti but my lover's fucking worked just like the Heimlich maneuver and I coughed it out.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 11, 2021 5:25 PM |
Do you drain and did he drain?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 11, 2021 5:47 PM |
You're lying OP. It was fettuccine Alfredo
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 11, 2021 5:55 PM |
This thread is useless without ... the spaghetti recipe! And was the pasta drained or scooped out of the pot with a scoop strainer?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 11, 2021 6:37 PM |
You’re a whore darling, and you slice your garlic waaaay too thick.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 11, 2021 8:25 PM |
I'm picturing the guy eating.. or who had eaten spaghetti in Se7en again.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 12, 2021 3:47 AM |
[quote] I'm picturing the guy eating.. or who had eaten spaghetti in Se7en again.
[quote] Gluttony is a sin, OP, but at least you won't get fucked with the spike strap-on
Unless you're 14.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 12, 2021 4:46 AM |
You spun your head around too quick to catch the climax of the porn you turned your back to in order to taste the spaghetti you had just finished cooking, and one of the noodles slipped out of your mouth, over your shoulder, down your back, and straight into your asscrack.
That a noodle felt like a “gigantic cock” is understandable, considering [italic]how long it’s been[/italic] for you. The lover bit is partly a symptom of your delusion, partly just fantasy.
I hope you wiped when you were done.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 12, 2021 5:08 AM |
Is this the proposed sequel to the infamous "right in front of my SALAD!!!" gay porn scene from a few years ago?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 12, 2021 5:40 AM |
I have a feeling your spaghetti was straight out of a can of Chef Bogardee.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 12, 2021 5:52 AM |
It was in the middle of a mukbang!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 12, 2021 6:18 AM |
I’m shocked OP. And then what happened?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 12, 2021 6:47 AM |