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Luke Evans has developed Terry Miller Syndrome

Once respected actor seems determined to become known as a grizzled old hoe in middle age

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by Anonymousreply 26April 13, 2021 2:14 PM

does he have 2 bellybuttons?

by Anonymousreply 1April 10, 2021 12:24 PM

If they could slice his skin across his shoulders and neck and then pull the front and back sides of him up about 3/4" and sew him back up, his skin would be spectacular. He's at an age where he's developing that turkey neck texture to his skin.

by Anonymousreply 2April 10, 2021 12:24 PM

Not a hair in sight below his chin.

by Anonymousreply 3April 10, 2021 12:29 PM

R2 = Armie Hammer chimes in

by Anonymousreply 4April 10, 2021 12:30 PM

Thatā€™s some major sun-damaged skin.

by Anonymousreply 5April 10, 2021 12:31 PM

He looks great in leather shorts.

by Anonymousreply 6April 10, 2021 12:45 PM

Those nipples have enjoyed a great deal of torture in the last quarter of a century.

by Anonymousreply 7April 10, 2021 12:48 PM

"Terry Miller Syndrome"

I love that its become an official condition now. An everybody knows exactly what you mean OP. Well done.

by Anonymousreply 8April 10, 2021 12:55 PM

The Grizzled Old Hoening

by Anonymousreply 9April 10, 2021 12:57 PM

[quote] He looks great in leather shorts.

Those are his thighs.

by Anonymousreply 10April 10, 2021 1:03 PM

Cue Ricardo Monatalban.

by Anonymousreply 11April 10, 2021 1:03 PM

LOL R10

by Anonymousreply 12April 10, 2021 1:09 PM

Isn't he coy about being gay. That's the gayest old middle age face and body I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 13April 10, 2021 1:09 PM

He is one rent boy-accompanied beach trip away from malignant melanoma

by Anonymousreply 14April 10, 2021 2:07 PM

Skin like pleather.

by Anonymousreply 15April 10, 2021 3:11 PM

That's a fit 50 year old. Too bad he's 41.

by Anonymousreply 16April 10, 2021 3:31 PM

There's no fool like an old (gay) fool šŸ¤¢

by Anonymousreply 17April 11, 2021 6:07 AM

Reminds me of a rotisserie chicken.

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by Anonymousreply 18April 11, 2021 7:10 AM

He's so fucking hot I want his body BADLY

by Anonymousreply 19April 11, 2021 7:35 AM

Love how they're comparing Then and Now and actually believe he looks the same.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 11, 2021 9:06 PM

And another

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by Anonymousreply 21April 11, 2021 9:08 PM

Christ he looks old for his age.

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by Anonymousreply 22April 13, 2021 11:26 AM

He wants so much to be loved for his leathery body!

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by Anonymousreply 23April 13, 2021 1:46 PM

He's sexy and likeable, but he's heading straight into JUST GO AWAY territory.

by Anonymousreply 24April 13, 2021 2:02 PM

Terry Miler In no way deserves this much credit FOR ANYTHING. Real Househusband of Capitol Hill. It ends there.

by Anonymousreply 25April 13, 2021 2:07 PM

Really donā€™t like that overly defined six pack stuff. Reminds me of the underside of a turtle. Reasonably flat is fine.

by Anonymousreply 26April 13, 2021 2:14 PM
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