my sugar daddy dumped me just bc i farted in his bed

What did you have for dinner?

A sugar baby is expected to hold in their farts, and you can’t even do that, amateur.

Did you dutch oven him?

Maybe you can meet a new daddy at the mental hospital

Been there, done that.

I'm sure there's another one out there that likes that sort of thing. You just need to search for your Prince Charming, OP.

Your sugar daddy is not paying to have a disgusting smelly man in his bed! He could have had any other man. A sugar baby is expected to behave, you’re a disgrace to the professionals out there.

Was it Donald Trump?

-999/10

Why would a sugar daddy pay to fuck a 400-lb skunk?

OP, you asshole troll. You wouldn't have a sugar daddy if you rolled a fat old bum in sugar and rolled yourself in rum.

[quote]i don't understand what the big deal?

I'm assuming that it isn't your penis.

OP = The Duchess of Sussex

Oh it's yet more from Poopisha, the mentally ill/homeless meth queen/scat whore/schizo case.

how long you suposed to use a disposable razor? i been shaving my hole using the same bic razor i got at the dollar tree for 9 years now

my sugar daddy dumped me just bc i farted in his bed i don't understand what the big deal?

i heard me parents talk about sending me to mental hospital can they do that? i still live with my parents but i'm 21

if you able to walk immediately after gettin fucked u weren't fucked good and i feel sad for u

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am eating burgers tacos burritos hot dogs and fry chickens in bed i didn't eat all day and only drank coffee i deserve a treat

My sugar daddy pays me to fart on his dinner.

Was it a SHART ?

Is that what he told you?

r13 made me laugh uncontrollably

Extremely lame. 0/100.

Go look for the Youtube video

"How to Do the Wind Relieving Pose"

For some reason back when I used to date and it would end-up in the bedroom, I would get an attack of gas. Do you know what it's like to clench while someone is spreading your buttcheeks? Near impossible, but I did it.

I would get those 'internal farts' that rumble backwards as you try desperately not to queef.

Get a job, loser.

I fart alot when getting a bj. It doesn’t go over too well.

I dated a vegetarian with a solid 10” cock and he treated me to Whole Foods chili. We awoke to an eyebrow singeing smell the next morning. He asked, “What’s that smell?” I realized I had been farting in my sleep.

Broke up that day.