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my sugar daddy dumped me just bc i farted in his bed

i don't understand what the big deal?

by Anonymousreply 23Last Saturday at 4:38 AM

What did you have for dinner?

by Anonymousreply 1Last Thursday at 7:12 AM

A sugar baby is expected to hold in their farts, and you can’t even do that, amateur.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Thursday at 7:16 AM

Did you dutch oven him?

by Anonymousreply 3Last Thursday at 7:19 AM

Maybe you can meet a new daddy at the mental hospital

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by Anonymousreply 4Last Thursday at 7:19 AM

Been there, done that.

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by Anonymousreply 5Last Thursday at 7:27 AM

I'm sure there's another one out there that likes that sort of thing. You just need to search for your Prince Charming, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Thursday at 7:34 AM

Your sugar daddy is not paying to have a disgusting smelly man in his bed! He could have had any other man. A sugar baby is expected to behave, you’re a disgrace to the professionals out there.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Thursday at 7:53 AM

Was it Donald Trump?

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by Anonymousreply 8Last Thursday at 9:39 AM


Why would a sugar daddy pay to fuck a 400-lb skunk?

by Anonymousreply 9Last Thursday at 10:15 AM

OP, you asshole troll. You wouldn't have a sugar daddy if you rolled a fat old bum in sugar and rolled yourself in rum.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Thursday at 10:22 AM

[quote]i don't understand what the big deal?

I'm assuming that it isn't your penis.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Thursday at 1:18 PM

OP = The Duchess of Sussex

by Anonymousreply 12Last Thursday at 1:35 PM

Oh it's yet more from Poopisha, the mentally ill/homeless meth queen/scat whore/schizo case.

how long you suposed to use a disposable razor? i been shaving my hole using the same bic razor i got at the dollar tree for 9 years now

my sugar daddy dumped me just bc i farted in his bed i don't understand what the big deal?

i heard me parents talk about sending me to mental hospital can they do that? i still live with my parents but i'm 21

if you able to walk immediately after gettin fucked u weren't fucked good and i feel sad for u

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am eating burgers tacos burritos hot dogs and fry chickens in bed i didn't eat all day and only drank coffee i deserve a treat

by Anonymousreply 13Last Thursday at 1:38 PM

My sugar daddy pays me to fart on his dinner.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Thursday at 1:49 PM

Was it a SHART ?

by Anonymousreply 15Last Thursday at 1:57 PM

Is that what he told you?

by Anonymousreply 16Last Thursday at 2:01 PM

r13 made me laugh uncontrollably

by Anonymousreply 17Last Thursday at 2:06 PM

Extremely lame. 0/100.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Thursday at 2:10 PM

Go look for the Youtube video

"How to Do the Wind Relieving Pose"

by Anonymousreply 19Last Thursday at 2:11 PM

For some reason back when I used to date and it would end-up in the bedroom, I would get an attack of gas. Do you know what it's like to clench while someone is spreading your buttcheeks? Near impossible, but I did it.

I would get those 'internal farts' that rumble backwards as you try desperately not to queef.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Thursday at 2:25 PM

Get a job, loser.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Thursday at 2:28 PM

I fart alot when getting a bj. It doesn’t go over too well.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Saturday at 3:40 AM

I dated a vegetarian with a solid 10” cock and he treated me to Whole Foods chili. We awoke to an eyebrow singeing smell the next morning. He asked, “What’s that smell?” I realized I had been farting in my sleep.

Broke up that day.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Saturday at 4:38 AM
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