After Cloris Leachman had a miscarriage, Joan Collins called her to say "George just left here. We see each other everyday. I'm in love with your husband. What are you going to do about it?"
Cloris Leachman on Joan Collins
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Thursday at 7:55 AM|
Joan also called her a CHILD BREEDER
|by Anonymous||reply 1||Last Wednesday at 1:32 PM|
Well, she had five kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||Last Wednesday at 1:34 PM|
Has Joan ever not been a cunt?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||Last Wednesday at 1:36 PM|
Then, in my mid-20s I became seriously involved with a married man. His name was George Englund and I can tell you from experience that I do not advise any young girl to have an affair with a married man, ever. However many times he tells you he loves you and will leave his wife and kids for you, he won’t.
One dreadful afternoon when George was in my apartment, his wife, actress Cloris Leachman, arrived and started banging on the door and screaming that she knew he was there with me. We were both transfixed — ‘Tell her I’m not here,’ hissed the coward. I went hesitantly to the door and said: ‘George isn’t here, Cloris.’ ‘I know he’s in there, you bitch,’ she screamed. I quickly checked that the door was locked and George came to listen while she carried on yelling and banging.
After she left I told George: ‘I can’t go on like this —I’m 25 now and I want a life.’
‘I’ll divorce her, I promise,’ he said for the umpteenth time, but of course he didn’t and our affair dragged on.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||Last Wednesday at 1:39 PM|
But I know that Joan Collins is a bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||Last Wednesday at 1:42 PM|
The only thing that would diminish Joan in my eyes if she came out and proud as either a Trump lover or Bill DeBlasio devotee. Either or would be a deal breaker. Joan was just using Cloris as a practice victim for when she would one day play Alexis and need to torment Crystal.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||Last Wednesday at 1:43 PM|
R4 Did sh seriously say he was only 25 at the time? Try 35.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||Last Wednesday at 1:44 PM|
So Mrs Garrett was just sticking up for her sister. What a tramp Joan is.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||Last Wednesday at 1:44 PM|
Cloris is so fucking great 😂
|by Anonymous||reply 9||Last Wednesday at 1:45 PM|
Her imitation of Joan is so good.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||Last Wednesday at 1:48 PM|
Joan is a Tory. It's pretty much a given that she's sympatico with Republicans.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||Last Wednesday at 1:48 PM|
Would you risk it all for the young(ish) George?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||Last Wednesday at 1:48 PM|
Joan was pro Brexit - she is a cunt and she lives in LA - so no matter.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||Last Wednesday at 1:51 PM|
[quote]So Mrs Garrett was just sticking up for her sister.
Yes, Charlotte Rae and Cloris were longtime friends — they went to college together and were roommates when they were starting out in NYC.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||Last Wednesday at 1:52 PM|
The British Open.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||Last Wednesday at 1:52 PM|
R14 They were also both in the original US version of the Three Penny Opera together.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||Last Wednesday at 1:56 PM|
they really need to start administering sociopath tests to people... and eliminating those who fail.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||Last Wednesday at 1:59 PM|
With Bea Arthur?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||Last Wednesday at 2:02 PM|
[quote] Cloris Leachman on Joan Collins
Had no idea they were a couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||Last Wednesday at 2:03 PM|
Yeah, Charlotte Rae and Cloris were classmates and pals at Northwestern. Their other theater department friend was Paul Lynde.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||Last Wednesday at 2:09 PM|
So the MTM episode where Phyllis finds out her husband has been fucking Sue Ann Nivens on the side was based on Cloris's real life??
|by Anonymous||reply 21||Last Wednesday at 2:11 PM|
"George, darling, don't tell me you're going home to that flat-chested wood nymph when you have one of the most desirable screen goddesses with legs akimbo!"
|by Anonymous||reply 22||Last Wednesday at 2:20 PM|
She’s an old English whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||Last Wednesday at 2:22 PM|
Those Collins girls....
|by Anonymous||reply 24||Last Wednesday at 2:26 PM|
Like Madonna, Joan Collins is the kind of woman a gay man can jerk off to
|by Anonymous||reply 25||Last Wednesday at 2:28 PM|
For we are those... LUCKY BITCHES.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||Last Wednesday at 2:36 PM|
That was my very first thought, R7. She's so the same person who claims to have never had plastic surgery of any kind. DL fave Judy Parfitt called her out on it. This isn't the first time I've posted this, but it's delicious, and apropos.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||Last Wednesday at 2:43 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 28||Last Wednesday at 2:52 PM|
Joan in another guise. Joan Rivers could not have bee made up too look like this, her surgery was so extreme.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||Last Wednesday at 2:54 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||Last Wednesday at 2:54 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||Last Wednesday at 2:54 PM|
[quote]Well, she had five kids.
Nobody needs five.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||Last Wednesday at 3:00 PM|
Did Cloris reproduce by herself, like a plant?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||Last Wednesday at 3:02 PM|
r17, our population would drop by at least 74 million, not a bad idea.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||Last Wednesday at 3:06 PM|
Cloris was a really good looking gal. Near the time of her Oscar, she was beautiful.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||Last Wednesday at 3:07 PM|
Five kids? Damn, Cloris loved to fuck!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||Last Wednesday at 3:07 PM|
Joan's such a bitch that her sister Jackie made sure Joan didn't know she was dying of cancer. She would have figured out how to make it all about herself.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||Last Wednesday at 3:10 PM|
Five marriages is practically proof you have a personality disorder.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Wednesday at 3:12 PM|
Cloris was so miscast as the Queen, Wonder Woman's mother, to Lynda Carter's WW.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||Last Wednesday at 3:22 PM|
Mabel Albertson (Mrs. Stephen's senior on Bewitched) was George Englund's mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Wednesday at 3:32 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Wednesday at 3:53 PM|
Joan legs akimbo was the only talent that English cunt had. Cloris could act and was genuine as evidenced by Charlotte Rae being vocal in her defence. Just because she’s one of us (Brits) doesn’t mean we’re proud. She’s the American version of a “RePug Elitist” and the bitch has been under the knife but it’s not the best job. Her sister was so much funnier and prettier.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Thursday at 3:35 AM|
I never thought Joan Collins was a great beauty. Here eyebrows were way too far apart. She is walleyed too.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Thursday at 7:55 AM|