Cloris Leachman on Joan Collins

Joan also called her a CHILD BREEDER

Well, she had five kids.

Has Joan ever not been a cunt?

Then, in my mid-20s I became seriously involved with a married man. His name was George Englund and I can tell you from experience that I do not advise any young girl to have an affair with a married man, ever. However many times he tells you he loves you and will leave his wife and kids for you, he won’t.

One dreadful afternoon when George was in my apartment, his wife, actress Cloris Leachman, arrived and started banging on the door and screaming that she knew he was there with me. We were both transfixed — ‘Tell her I’m not here,’ hissed the coward. I went hesitantly to the door and said: ‘George isn’t here, Cloris.’ ‘I know he’s in there, you bitch,’ she screamed. I quickly checked that the door was locked and George came to listen while she carried on yelling and banging.

After she left I told George: ‘I can’t go on like this —I’m 25 now and I want a life.’

‘I’ll divorce her, I promise,’ he said for the umpteenth time, but of course he didn’t and our affair dragged on.

But I know that Joan Collins is a bitch!

The only thing that would diminish Joan in my eyes if she came out and proud as either a Trump lover or Bill DeBlasio devotee. Either or would be a deal breaker. Joan was just using Cloris as a practice victim for when she would one day play Alexis and need to torment Crystal.

R4 Did sh seriously say he was only 25 at the time? Try 35.

So Mrs Garrett was just sticking up for her sister. What a tramp Joan is.

Cloris is so fucking great 😂

Her imitation of Joan is so good.

Joan is a Tory. It's pretty much a given that she's sympatico with Republicans.

Would you risk it all for the young(ish) George?

Joan was pro Brexit - she is a cunt and she lives in LA - so no matter.

[quote]So Mrs Garrett was just sticking up for her sister.

Yes, Charlotte Rae and Cloris were longtime friends — they went to college together and were roommates when they were starting out in NYC.

The British Open.

R14 They were also both in the original US version of the Three Penny Opera together.

they really need to start administering sociopath tests to people... and eliminating those who fail.

With Bea Arthur?

[quote] Cloris Leachman on Joan Collins

Had no idea they were a couple.

Yeah, Charlotte Rae and Cloris were classmates and pals at Northwestern. Their other theater department friend was Paul Lynde.

So the MTM episode where Phyllis finds out her husband has been fucking Sue Ann Nivens on the side was based on Cloris's real life??

"George, darling, don't tell me you're going home to that flat-chested wood nymph when you have one of the most desirable screen goddesses with legs akimbo!"

She’s an old English whore.

Those Collins girls....

Like Madonna, Joan Collins is the kind of woman a gay man can jerk off to

For we are those... LUCKY BITCHES.

That was my very first thought, R7. She's so the same person who claims to have never had plastic surgery of any kind. DL fave Judy Parfitt called her out on it. This isn't the first time I've posted this, but it's delicious, and apropos.

HOMEWRECKER!

Joan in another guise. Joan Rivers could not have bee made up too look like this, her surgery was so extreme.

*been

For R26

[quote]Well, she had five kids.

Nobody needs five.

Did Cloris reproduce by herself, like a plant?

r17, our population would drop by at least 74 million, not a bad idea.

Cloris was a really good looking gal. Near the time of her Oscar, she was beautiful.

Five kids? Damn, Cloris loved to fuck!

Joan's such a bitch that her sister Jackie made sure Joan didn't know she was dying of cancer. She would have figured out how to make it all about herself.

Five marriages is practically proof you have a personality disorder.

Cloris was so miscast as the Queen, Wonder Woman's mother, to Lynda Carter's WW.

Mabel Albertson (Mrs. Stephen's senior on Bewitched) was George Englund's mother.

R22, SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUT!

Joan legs akimbo was the only talent that English cunt had. Cloris could act and was genuine as evidenced by Charlotte Rae being vocal in her defence. Just because she’s one of us (Brits) doesn’t mean we’re proud. She’s the American version of a “RePug Elitist” and the bitch has been under the knife but it’s not the best job. Her sister was so much funnier and prettier.

I never thought Joan Collins was a great beauty. Here eyebrows were way too far apart. She is walleyed too.