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Cloris Leachman on Joan Collins

After Cloris Leachman had a miscarriage, Joan Collins called her to say "George just left here. We see each other everyday. I'm in love with your husband. What are you going to do about it?"

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by Anonymousreply 43Last Thursday at 7:55 AM

Joan also called her a CHILD BREEDER

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 1:32 PM

Well, she had five kids.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 1:34 PM

Has Joan ever not been a cunt?

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 1:36 PM

Then, in my mid-20s I became seriously involved with a married man. His name was George Englund and I can tell you from experience that I do not advise any young girl to have an affair with a married man, ever. However many times he tells you he loves you and will leave his wife and kids for you, he won’t.

One dreadful afternoon when George was in my apartment, his wife, actress Cloris Leachman, arrived and started banging on the door and screaming that she knew he was there with me. We were both transfixed — ‘Tell her I’m not here,’ hissed the coward. I went hesitantly to the door and said: ‘George isn’t here, Cloris.’ ‘I know he’s in there, you bitch,’ she screamed. I quickly checked that the door was locked and George came to listen while she carried on yelling and banging.

After she left I told George: ‘I can’t go on like this —I’m 25 now and I want a life.’

‘I’ll divorce her, I promise,’ he said for the umpteenth time, but of course he didn’t and our affair dragged on.

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by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 1:39 PM

But I know that Joan Collins is a bitch!

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by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 1:42 PM

The only thing that would diminish Joan in my eyes if she came out and proud as either a Trump lover or Bill DeBlasio devotee. Either or would be a deal breaker. Joan was just using Cloris as a practice victim for when she would one day play Alexis and need to torment Crystal.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 1:43 PM

R4 Did sh seriously say he was only 25 at the time? Try 35.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 1:44 PM

So Mrs Garrett was just sticking up for her sister. What a tramp Joan is.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 1:44 PM

Cloris is so fucking great 😂

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 1:45 PM

Her imitation of Joan is so good.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 1:48 PM

Joan is a Tory. It's pretty much a given that she's sympatico with Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 1:48 PM

Would you risk it all for the young(ish) George?

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by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 1:48 PM

Joan was pro Brexit - she is a cunt and she lives in LA - so no matter.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 1:51 PM

[quote]So Mrs Garrett was just sticking up for her sister.

Yes, Charlotte Rae and Cloris were longtime friends — they went to college together and were roommates when they were starting out in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 1:52 PM

The British Open.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 1:52 PM

R14 They were also both in the original US version of the Three Penny Opera together.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 1:56 PM

they really need to start administering sociopath tests to people... and eliminating those who fail.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 1:59 PM

With Bea Arthur?

by Anonymousreply 18Last Wednesday at 2:02 PM

[quote] Cloris Leachman on Joan Collins

Had no idea they were a couple.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Wednesday at 2:03 PM

Yeah, Charlotte Rae and Cloris were classmates and pals at Northwestern. Their other theater department friend was Paul Lynde.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Wednesday at 2:09 PM

So the MTM episode where Phyllis finds out her husband has been fucking Sue Ann Nivens on the side was based on Cloris's real life??

by Anonymousreply 21Last Wednesday at 2:11 PM

"George, darling, don't tell me you're going home to that flat-chested wood nymph when you have one of the most desirable screen goddesses with legs akimbo!"

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by Anonymousreply 22Last Wednesday at 2:20 PM

She’s an old English whore.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 2:22 PM

Those Collins girls....

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by Anonymousreply 24Last Wednesday at 2:26 PM

Like Madonna, Joan Collins is the kind of woman a gay man can jerk off to

by Anonymousreply 25Last Wednesday at 2:28 PM

For we are those... LUCKY BITCHES.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Wednesday at 2:36 PM

That was my very first thought, R7. She's so the same person who claims to have never had plastic surgery of any kind. DL fave Judy Parfitt called her out on it. This isn't the first time I've posted this, but it's delicious, and apropos.

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by Anonymousreply 27Last Wednesday at 2:43 PM

HOMEWRECKER!

by Anonymousreply 28Last Wednesday at 2:52 PM

Joan in another guise. Joan Rivers could not have bee made up too look like this, her surgery was so extreme.

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by Anonymousreply 29Last Wednesday at 2:54 PM

*been

by Anonymousreply 30Last Wednesday at 2:54 PM

For R26

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by Anonymousreply 31Last Wednesday at 2:54 PM

[quote]Well, she had five kids.

Nobody needs five.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 3:00 PM

Did Cloris reproduce by herself, like a plant?

by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 3:02 PM

r17, our population would drop by at least 74 million, not a bad idea.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Wednesday at 3:06 PM

Cloris was a really good looking gal. Near the time of her Oscar, she was beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Wednesday at 3:07 PM

Five kids? Damn, Cloris loved to fuck!

by Anonymousreply 36Last Wednesday at 3:07 PM

Joan's such a bitch that her sister Jackie made sure Joan didn't know she was dying of cancer. She would have figured out how to make it all about herself.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Wednesday at 3:10 PM

Five marriages is practically proof you have a personality disorder.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Wednesday at 3:12 PM

Cloris was so miscast as the Queen, Wonder Woman's mother, to Lynda Carter's WW.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Wednesday at 3:22 PM

Mabel Albertson (Mrs. Stephen's senior on Bewitched) was George Englund's mother.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Wednesday at 3:32 PM

R22, SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUT!

by Anonymousreply 41Last Wednesday at 3:53 PM

Joan legs akimbo was the only talent that English cunt had. Cloris could act and was genuine as evidenced by Charlotte Rae being vocal in her defence. Just because she’s one of us (Brits) doesn’t mean we’re proud. She’s the American version of a “RePug Elitist” and the bitch has been under the knife but it’s not the best job. Her sister was so much funnier and prettier.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Thursday at 3:35 AM

I never thought Joan Collins was a great beauty. Here eyebrows were way too far apart. She is walleyed too.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Thursday at 7:55 AM
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