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First Known Boy Born with Three Penises

If they leave him intact, he'll have some fun in life!

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by Anonymousreply 32April 9, 2021 7:34 AM

Big deal.

by Anonymousreply 1April 4, 2021 9:06 PM

If they had been functional that might have been the start of a new religion.

by Anonymousreply 2April 4, 2021 10:02 PM

Can I have one?

by Anonymousreply 3April 4, 2021 10:03 PM

He’s crying because he only has two hands.

by Anonymousreply 4April 4, 2021 10:07 PM

And yet, he will turn out to be a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 5April 4, 2021 10:46 PM

Reminds me of this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 6April 8, 2021 1:07 AM

A true horror story!

by Anonymousreply 7April 8, 2021 1:12 AM

He's his own three way.

by Anonymousreply 8April 8, 2021 1:22 AM

A triple play, if you will, Nan

by Anonymousreply 9April 8, 2021 1:23 AM

[quote]If they leave him intact, he'll have some fun in life!

How dare you presume to know that child's gender????

by Anonymousreply 10April 8, 2021 1:25 AM

Surprised this didn't happen in India, the birthplace of horrific birth defects.

by Anonymousreply 11April 8, 2021 1:38 AM

Well, they do say things come in threes.

by Anonymousreply 12April 8, 2021 2:24 AM

He could be our future spokesman.

by Anonymousreply 13April 8, 2021 2:58 AM

Will they all be functional?

by Anonymousreply 14April 8, 2021 2:59 AM

Fuck you R1.

by Anonymousreply 15April 8, 2021 3:11 AM

Fuck all of you.

by Anonymousreply 16April 8, 2021 3:28 AM

[quote]Will they all be functional?

Apparently two of them were not and were removed.

by Anonymousreply 17April 8, 2021 3:49 AM

I hope they nipped the correct two.

by Anonymousreply 18April 8, 2021 5:53 AM

Do they pay the Mohel triple the usual rate for the circumcisions?

by Anonymousreply 19April 8, 2021 5:55 AM

The Treasure Island agent is heading to Iraq to sign him to make 3 movies with options for more when he turns 18

by Anonymousreply 20April 8, 2021 6:00 AM

How dare they gender this child at birth based solely on the fact that it has three penises!! Maybe they will choose to call them three clits when they are four years old. You don't know!!11!1!!

by Anonymousreply 21April 8, 2021 6:10 AM

Iran needs to get their HIPAA laws on the books.

by Anonymousreply 22April 8, 2021 6:14 AM

Roxane Gay sees the three penis baby as further proof of the cis gendered heteronormative patriarchy. And she is not having it!

by Anonymousreply 23April 8, 2021 6:17 AM

Instantly reminded of the person on Reddit with two fully functional penii, both of them huge.

by Anonymousreply 24April 8, 2021 6:21 AM

I can’t decide if this thread is useless without pics.

by Anonymousreply 25April 8, 2021 6:43 AM

R24 Link??

by Anonymousreply 26April 8, 2021 7:05 AM

Was he an organ donor?

by Anonymousreply 27April 8, 2021 10:29 AM

R26 here's a pic. He's also bi

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by Anonymousreply 28April 9, 2021 5:52 AM

Muzzies remove all foreskins whether you're born with one penis, two, or three.

by Anonymousreply 29April 9, 2021 6:06 AM

It would be super amazing if he can selfsuck, just imagine the triple orgasms.

by Anonymousreply 30April 9, 2021 6:39 AM

I immediately thought of the reddit guy too.

Unfortunately, he chickened out fairly quickly and deleted his account. He should start an OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 31April 9, 2021 6:49 AM

Suck my dicks!

by Anonymousreply 32April 9, 2021 7:34 AM
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