If they told the truth, there’d be panic in the streets.
Blobfish don’t give a shit what gender you call them.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 4, 2021 5:36 AM |
Blobfish know. They know lots. Trust me.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 4, 2021 5:45 AM |
Another Matt Gaetz thread? Really? /s
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 4, 2021 6:27 AM |
The FBI buries the Blobfish killings in gun homicide statistics.
They don’t have that option in New Zealand, so they call them farm machinery accidents. What kind of tractor leaves a coat of slime? Ask that question in the wrong circles and you should make sure your affairs are in order.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 4, 2021 6:45 AM |
People—stop this nonsense about Blobfish assassins . Read the article— It’s a deep sea creature. Hello? It can’t even survive at the surface. How is it supposed t
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 4, 2021 6:54 AM |
Damn. Did you see that?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 4, 2021 6:54 AM |
It’s inhumane to remove them from the depths of the ocean just so they puff up.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 4, 2021 6:59 AM |
That’s what they want you to think, r7. Poor Blobfish. Boo hoo hoo.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 4, 2021 7:01 AM |
They are far better than human beings
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 4, 2021 7:01 AM |
^Blobfish
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 4, 2021 7:03 AM |
Editor! Editor! Remove the revenge-porn photo at OP right now!
My cloud was hacked and I did NOT consent to having my pretty lil' pink pussy splashed all over Datalounge!
EDITOR!!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 4, 2021 7:03 AM |
Careful, r10. They CAN trace you.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 4, 2021 7:04 AM |
Have you ever danced with a Blobfish in the pale moonlight?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 4, 2021 7:04 AM |
Blobfish don’t surf.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 4, 2021 4:48 PM |
Many of my friends are blobfish.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 4, 2021 4:59 PM |
Bullshit. Nobody likes blobfish. Not even their mothers.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 4, 2021 5:03 PM |
Blobfish don't bother with nobody.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 4, 2021 5:04 PM |
Blobfish don’t need you and your uninformed opinions r26
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 4, 2021 5:24 PM |
Blobfish are notoriously poor counters. Just saying.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 4, 2021 5:26 PM |
I know a blobfish who didn't do his taxes.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 5, 2021 4:54 PM |
Very interesting article. A lot of things I didn't know about them, especially how th
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 5, 2021 5:13 PM |
All that radioactive wastewater being dumped into Tampa Bay could cause the blobfish to mutate into something uglier.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 5, 2021 5:18 PM |
Jesus Christ! That was disgusting.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 5, 2021 5:30 PM |
I’ll never forget the sound. Horrible. RIP r21
They sneak right up on you.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 5, 2021 5:32 PM |
Blobfish ain't harmed anyone anytime!
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 6, 2021 5:16 AM |
Don’t cross a Blobfish. Snitches get stitches.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 11, 2021 4:14 PM |
[italic]Will the DANCING BLOBFISH[/italic] please waiting in the wings!!! We are only seeing [italic]SINGING BLOBFISH.[/italic]
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 11, 2021 4:36 PM |
There's a blobfish knocking on my door. I'm gonna see what he wants. Call 911 if I'm not back in five minutes.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 11, 2021 10:04 PM |
Relax, r 28. Blobfish never knock. It’s probably just a land shark.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 11, 2021 10:06 PM |
Blobfish Piss Me Off.
Stupid, Goddamn Blobfish.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 11, 2021 10:12 PM |
Reports of Blobfish sightings should be immediately reported to the DL Historian
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 11, 2021 10:17 PM |