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Joel here.

I'm worried about my neighbour.

by Anonymousreply 27April 10, 2021 11:28 PM

Do you think he found someone younger?

by Anonymousreply 1April 3, 2021 12:28 AM

Don’t worry, Joel...he’s probably finally dead, and you’ll be getting all of his stuff, including that waste of fur, Mitzi. Tear that shack of a house down and make your parents happy.

by Anonymousreply 2April 3, 2021 12:31 AM

He's not dead, R2

by Anonymousreply 3April 3, 2021 1:03 AM

Keep it up and and he'll be killing himself. JJ.

by Anonymousreply 4April 3, 2021 1:40 AM

He'd never do that, R4.

by Anonymousreply 5April 8, 2021 2:59 AM

Joel, do you have a good casserole recipe?

by Anonymousreply 6April 8, 2021 3:03 AM

Is he hot? If not, we’re not interested.

by Anonymousreply 7April 8, 2021 3:10 AM

Can you hear Mitzi barking?

by Anonymousreply 8April 8, 2021 3:10 AM

Joel, he's worried about you affecting a British accent. He thinks you're putting on airs.

by Anonymousreply 9April 8, 2021 3:12 AM

Ya, R8.

by Anonymousreply 10April 8, 2021 3:12 AM

Joel are you the one at Cornell or is that the nephew of Uncle Bottom?

by Anonymousreply 11April 8, 2021 3:21 AM

Neighbor here.

We need to talk about Joel.

by Anonymousreply 12April 8, 2021 3:24 AM

No, R11.

by Anonymousreply 13April 8, 2021 3:26 AM

Joel, how do you know he's not dead?

by Anonymousreply 14April 8, 2021 3:27 AM

No, R6, but I learned how to make Coq au vin and Baked Alaska.

by Anonymousreply 15April 8, 2021 3:28 AM

Joel, that question was a choice. No cannot be an answer. Obviously you go to DeVry, not Cornell. My condolences.

by Anonymousreply 16April 8, 2021 3:29 AM

Joel's hole here.

I could write a book.

by Anonymousreply 17April 8, 2021 3:33 AM

you're nasty, R16.

by Anonymousreply 18April 8, 2021 3:34 AM

Joel, are you a friend of Nestor's? Do you guys swap notes?

by Anonymousreply 19April 8, 2021 3:35 AM

I don't know anyone named Nestor, R19.

by Anonymousreply 20April 8, 2021 3:36 AM

Do you have a rosebud or a coinslot?

by Anonymousreply 21April 8, 2021 4:24 AM

r21 He has a basketball hoop.

by Anonymousreply 22April 10, 2021 3:39 PM

I am so glad to hear from you Joel! Has your leg healed? Are you able to walk without crutches? Are you able to return to the swim team (or was it hockey? I forget.) Are you attending school on line or in person? I have so many questions...

by Anonymousreply 23April 10, 2021 3:55 PM

}that waste of fur, Mitzi

Well, I never!

by Anonymousreply 24April 10, 2021 5:22 PM

Hi R23. My leg's all better. My neighbour helped a lot by giving me massages every day! Sometimes more than once a day even!! I play water pool and yeah, I think I can play that again. As soon as covid is over I'm gonna start rugby again.

Right now I'm doing remote learning so all my classes are online. I like it because my neighbour was able to help me. He even helped my pick my thesis topic.

by Anonymousreply 25April 10, 2021 10:27 PM

Joel, your neighbor has been creeping in my bushes. Could you please tell him to knock it off, I'm only 16.

by Anonymousreply 26April 10, 2021 11:18 PM

[quote] Do you think he found someone younger?

That wouldn’t be too difficult. Fuck, someone who was an adult when Titanic set sail would be younger than Joel.

by Anonymousreply 27April 10, 2021 11:28 PM
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