Am I too old to hire hot , young escorts ?
Do male escorts serve men over 80 ?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||October 12, 2021 11:11 PM|
Nope. But being hot and desirable the hottie gets to say what happens.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||April 2, 2021 11:55 PM|
It has nothing to do with age, OP...it has everything to do with cash. You’re never too old, but you may be too poor.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||April 3, 2021 12:06 AM|
I knew a hustler that absolutely fucked the ancient ones. He had several regulars in their 70 and 80s. But he refused to kiss the older ones. I guess even whores have their limits.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||April 3, 2021 12:14 AM|
If I'm not mistaken, escorts need special certification before they can service the elderly. I think they have to know CPR, as well as mouth-to-penis resuscitation. They also have to be certified to use those electric-shock paddles in case you need to be shocked back to life after you cum. (But, if you need to be shocked before you cum, it's an additional charge [+$, not electric]; because that's just kinky.)
|by Anonymous||reply 4||April 3, 2021 12:36 AM|
As a former worker, I would say yes, you can still hire an escort. I would say you might want to be careful inviting one to your home.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||April 3, 2021 12:45 AM|
OP- The more important question is - Do males ESCORT over 80?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||April 3, 2021 12:47 AM|
OP, as a DLer, surely you can pass for 32.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||April 3, 2021 12:47 AM|
"Back in my day, Escorts only charged 3 dollars an hour"---------->>OP trying to play cheap with the Escort...
|by Anonymous||reply 8||April 3, 2021 12:48 AM|
Only one at a time.
That's my advice, Amigo.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||April 3, 2021 1:43 AM|
What are the best escort services
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 16, 2021 6:11 AM|
In the unlikely event that you are real, congrats on even wanting to.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 16, 2021 6:14 AM|
This is something that bothers me about the gay community. How the rentboys aren’t as professional as female whores are. Women will fuck old men as long as they pay. Male prostitutes expect to get paid to fuck somebody hot. It is just ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 16, 2021 6:16 AM|
12 replies and no actual advice. Way to go guys.
Yes, there are sex workers who will be happy to entertain you. You might want to start off by being up front about your age and what you're looking for so that the escort has the opportunity to weigh whether it would be a good experience for both of you (can he get it up if that's what you're looking for). Some will not reply. Others will.
Some will be very turned on by you and your age (or despite your age). Others just get turned on being an object of desire. And some dont get turned on but can get erect and pretend like they are. Send messages to a few escorts and see what replies you get. in ads on the biggest site, many escorts are clear about being very open to age and body type. You might want to start there.
Let us know how it goes!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 16, 2021 7:01 AM|
R13, you're a class act.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 16, 2021 7:09 AM|
Sure, R13. R5 didn't offer any useful advice.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 16, 2021 12:12 PM|
Can those 80+ men still reach orgasm and cum? Or is it just for fleeting companionship?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 16, 2021 12:18 PM|
Money rules doll. They’re whores and would fuck a corpse if it had the cash.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 16, 2021 12:20 PM|
R5 = WHORE!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 16, 2021 12:35 PM|
Yes. But only in North.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 16, 2021 12:38 PM|
Go to them, though. At your age, do not receive an escort at your home unless you employ a strong houseboy who will answer the door and be down he hall throughout the assignation.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 16, 2021 1:59 PM|
The subtext of these posts is escorts are dangerous in general, because you don't just switch on being a risk because your john is 80.
Truth at last? DL makes using an escort sound like Uber.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 16, 2021 2:13 PM|
OP, I suggest you go to this site that many gay escorts and clients use to discuss the business. You can ask your question and you'll get replies by escorts and other over-80 clients on what to expect.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 16, 2021 3:50 PM|
OP go for it. I see this a lot in Las Vegas and Florida. There are plenty of guys 70+ with ‘hired help’.
It’s quite common.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 16, 2021 3:56 PM|
OP just don't ask for a senior discount.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||September 16, 2021 4:05 PM|
[quote] There are plenty of guys 70+
OP said over 80. It makes a difference.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 16, 2021 4:13 PM|
80 is the new 70.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 16, 2021 4:16 PM|
70 is the new 20.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 16, 2021 4:18 PM|
I know a guy who escorted when he was in college and it's surprising the full range of men who rent them--from young to ancient, from beautiful to ugly, from slim to obese, from working class to super rich, from nobody to celebrity.
A good escort treats his trick like the most desirable man in the world
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 16, 2021 4:20 PM|
OP, are you the owner of Queerty?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 16, 2021 4:20 PM|
Not only was this thread bumped by DeFacto the perpetual irritant, not a single person on here mentioned BILL TAYLOR.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||September 16, 2021 4:25 PM|
The only thing a male escort will serve an 80 year old are his blood pressure pills and a spoon of metamucil.
Slapping his arse with your walking stick will cost you 20% extra according to the Escorts Wage & Conditions Agreement of 2015.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||September 16, 2021 4:31 PM|
[quote]OP just don't ask for a senior discount
In gay world it's actually the opposite; I noticed a lot of profiles on those masseur websites offer discounts for military, bodybuilders etc, but no discounts for senior citizens. So fucking typical of gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||September 16, 2021 4:36 PM|
[quote]I suspect R13 is Greg
No, he would have claimed to know "the best way to hire an escort" and would have said R5 is /WRONG/ and told everyone how immature they are.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||September 16, 2021 4:46 PM|
I know some who was burned to death by an escort. When you are young you have your wits about you so its ok to call a reputable escort when you are 50 and fuckable and strong. When you are 80 and unfuckable and weak, best to be quite about the professionalism of the escort. This is easy enough but old people loose their wits. I'm not sayin you have, OP. But be sensible.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||September 16, 2021 4:48 PM|
Save your money Gramps. You won't remember the experience after a few minutes anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 16, 2021 6:54 PM|
[quote] When you are 80 and unfuckable and weak, best to be quite about the professionalism of the escort.
[quote]This is easy enough but old people loose their wits.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 16, 2021 7:48 PM|
It's probably up to the escort.
I'm guessing it would vary on a case-by-case basis.
Some might be fine with fucking an old guy, and some might be repulsed by it.
To quote Vivian from Pretty Woman, "I say who, I say when, I say how much."
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 16, 2021 9:09 PM|
Can an eldergay even be fucked? I wonder what would happen if you hired one and asked him to wipe your ass, feed you medicine etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 17, 2021 3:07 PM|
Go to any gay bar that caters to older men, and they are all talking about the rent boys, and comparing notes.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 17, 2021 4:34 PM|
[quote] I suspect [R13] is Greg
[quote] No, he would have claimed to know "the best way to hire an escort" and would have said [R5] is /WRONG/ and told everyone how immature they are.
First of all, I am flattered that someone thought that R13 may have been me. R13 is civil and polite—qualities that are often underrepresented here.
Secondly, if I had any experience in hiring an escort (which I do not), I would have shared what, in my experience, would be "the best way to hire an escort." For the record, I think that R5 is RIGHT. I would advise anyone to be careful having an escort into your home. A hotel might be a safer and more prudent choice.
Lastly, I don't tell "everyone how immature they are" — only those people who are immature. And you, R33 are someone who seems very immature, unhappy, and inferior. I'm sorry about that. Look inward and try to grow up a little.
Have a nice day!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 17, 2021 6:23 PM|
Thanks for proving me right.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 18, 2021 7:16 AM|
r41 I wrote R13. I appreciate what R40 wrote though. Trying to figure out who writes what on here is generally a useless endeavor unless its the creative writing guy or the Janet fan.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 18, 2021 8:30 AM|
A good whore will spread for any man if he has the money.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||September 18, 2021 9:21 AM|
Age is not a factor. If anything, the older the guy is, the more loaded he's more likely to be. There's a lot of affluent old white men in America, much more so than affluent young hot white men in America.
Just by doing this job, you know fully well the good money's coming from men that you are not going to be physically attracted to.
And yes, a good whore will spread for any man if he has the money, and he'll also fuck anything that moves as long as he gets $10,000 at the end of the night.
Money is what matters. Not being handsome, or being young, or body shape or size.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||September 18, 2021 10:03 AM|
Your escort WILL NOT suck on your fungal infested toes no matter how much money you offer, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||September 18, 2021 2:17 PM|
[quote] A good whore will spread for any man if he has the money.
I think OP wants to be the one spreading, and he's concerned the escort won't be able to get it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 20, 2021 1:13 PM|
It's about money. A good male escort will fuck ANYTHING for a big dump of cash, but the cash needs to be anally bleached first.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||October 12, 2021 10:52 PM|
JGet a standard back massage. You'll get the human touch, get the kinks worked out and no diseases can be passed.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||October 12, 2021 11:11 PM|