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Which of these celebrities would be most popular in prison?

Vote for the prime prison punk.

by Anonymousreply 2404/07/2021

Definitely Angel. He’s a perky little bottom.

by Anonymousreply 104/02/2021

Matt Gaetz

by Anonymousreply 204/02/2021

I can assure you that it won't be the vomitous Daniel Hauser.

*VOMIT*

by Anonymousreply 304/02/2021

LOL at average looking man Harry Styles being higher than pretty boys like Asher, Zayn and Logan.

by Anonymousreply 404/02/2021

Ezra Miller would love all the attention.

by Anonymousreply 504/02/2021

bump

by Anonymousreply 604/03/2021

The correct answer is obvious.

Dance, Timothée, dance.

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by Anonymousreply 704/03/2021

This thread needs pictures, I don’t know who all of these people are.

by Anonymousreply 804/03/2021

Asher

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by Anonymousreply 904/03/2021

Finn.

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by Anonymousreply 1004/03/2021

James Charles. Because predators who use their popularity and influence to target and coerce minors into sexual situations deserve to rot in prison.

by Anonymousreply 1104/03/2021

I think this poll was made by Timothee fangirls just to upvote him.

How the fuck is Mendes so low when he has those pretty lips, rosy cheeks and perky ass?

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by Anonymousreply 1204/03/2021

Perfect prison bitch

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by Anonymousreply 1304/03/2021

Shawn, Asher, and Logan. Harry is not bad but ruined his body with too many tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 1404/03/2021

Holy shit, Finn and Asher are in play. Need to get them some cock, ASAP.

by Anonymousreply 1504/03/2021

Timmy's ass is too tiny and devoid of muscle. Go with the cute asses.

by Anonymousreply 1604/03/2021

[quote] I think this poll was made by Timothee fangirls just to upvote him.

Reread the poll question. It’s not asking who is respondents’ personal favorite or who would a respondent like for themselves to be imprisoned with. Some people are replying based on their own personal preference instead of who in general would be the most coveted prison punk. I don’t like Timothée, but of the choices provided, he’s the obvious choice of who would be most coveted of those on the list who would even allow themselves to be a prison punk.

by Anonymousreply 1704/03/2021

I can't decide which one I think would seem to the most feminine to a bunch of prisoners. Shawn has a better butt than Timothee, so he'd probably be the preferred one in looks. If we don't go by looks, probably Ezra because he seems really experienced with men and I think the prisoners would enjoy that.

by Anonymousreply 1804/03/2021

The most popular one would be the one with the most cigarettes to steal.

by Anonymousreply 1904/04/2021

Shawn has a nice developed body, but talks and acts like a total femme...so he'd probably be the ideal.

by Anonymousreply 2004/04/2021

I don't actually think Asher is gay, r1, but I think he'd be quite adept at selling himself.

by Anonymousreply 2104/07/2021

Timmy is all skin and bones. Prisoners want something to push.

by Anonymousreply 2204/07/2021

Idk about Cole, but something tells me Dylan would probably be throwing back into it.

by Anonymousreply 2304/07/2021

"Timmy is all skin and bones. Prisoners want something to push."

If you've been stuck in prison for any length of time, your mouth would droll over the prospect of nailing this.

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