Which of these celebrities would be most popular in prison?

Definitely Angel. He’s a perky little bottom.

Matt Gaetz

I can assure you that it won't be the vomitous Daniel Hauser.

*VOMIT*

LOL at average looking man Harry Styles being higher than pretty boys like Asher, Zayn and Logan.

Ezra Miller would love all the attention.

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The correct answer is obvious.

Dance, Timothée, dance.

This thread needs pictures, I don’t know who all of these people are.

Asher

Finn.

James Charles. Because predators who use their popularity and influence to target and coerce minors into sexual situations deserve to rot in prison.

I think this poll was made by Timothee fangirls just to upvote him.

How the fuck is Mendes so low when he has those pretty lips, rosy cheeks and perky ass?

Perfect prison bitch

Shawn, Asher, and Logan. Harry is not bad but ruined his body with too many tattoos.

Holy shit, Finn and Asher are in play. Need to get them some cock, ASAP.

Timmy's ass is too tiny and devoid of muscle. Go with the cute asses.

[quote] I think this poll was made by Timothee fangirls just to upvote him.

Reread the poll question. It’s not asking who is respondents’ personal favorite or who would a respondent like for themselves to be imprisoned with. Some people are replying based on their own personal preference instead of who in general would be the most coveted prison punk. I don’t like Timothée, but of the choices provided, he’s the obvious choice of who would be most coveted of those on the list who would even allow themselves to be a prison punk.

I can't decide which one I think would seem to the most feminine to a bunch of prisoners. Shawn has a better butt than Timothee, so he'd probably be the preferred one in looks. If we don't go by looks, probably Ezra because he seems really experienced with men and I think the prisoners would enjoy that.

The most popular one would be the one with the most cigarettes to steal.

Shawn has a nice developed body, but talks and acts like a total femme...so he'd probably be the ideal.

I don't actually think Asher is gay, r1, but I think he'd be quite adept at selling himself.

Timmy is all skin and bones. Prisoners want something to push.

Idk about Cole, but something tells me Dylan would probably be throwing back into it.

"Timmy is all skin and bones. Prisoners want something to push."

If you've been stuck in prison for any length of time, your mouth would droll over the prospect of nailing this.