Christopher Meloni Turns 60 Today

Well, afterall, he's not wrong

Puke.

Chris Meloni is always in style

Op pic is from 7 years ago

Bert and Ernie lookin motherfucker. No thanks

Chris can get it. Any day, any time.

I will say his hairline, such as it is, seemed painted on last night for his big SVU premier.

I'm excited to see his big muscle butt and body back weekly on my TV screen in the role he was made for with the new L&O spinoff.

HAF.

Anytime, anyplace.

Meloni's return to SVU brought in the numbers last night.

It's okay, Meredith. We know that sometimes when you think something will be a certain way and then you find out it's not, you realize that you just go on in life even when all your loved ones are on a beach and you think you are but you're really in a coma. And that's okay.

He needs to lose the shirt in the upcoming episodes. Seriously though, I thought he did a good job crying when his wife died on the show.

He's a Chanel suit, he never goes out of style.

He's a few months younger than Colin Firth and Hugh Grant. Meloni looks fantastic, while Firth and Grant look like curdled milk.

Why won't this show die? Why?

Chris would happily accept a blowjob from a gay guy.

his marvelous ass will always be 39

Thanks for the update, I will check him out on the show.

Sad he never came out about being bi.

The show was pretty good. I’ll keep watching

Everything goes downhill after 60 if it hasn’t already

I just wanna cuddle him.

[quote]Chris would happily accept a blowjob from a gay guy.

I'd happily offer my services.

[QUOTE] Everything goes downhill after 60 if it hasn’t already

Not if you keep your testosterone levels optimal, lift weights, maintain a good diet and keep inflammation low.

I want to be alone in a cell with him. Like in Oz.

I'd love to play some character on the show who's a witness and needs to be protected before the big trial.

Just Elliot and me in a hotel room; he's got a wife beater on.

A car backfires; Elliot instinctively piles on top of me, commanding me to stay down.

I freak out. He holds me till I calm down.

I read the link and thought "Surviving Jack", what the hell is "Surviving Jack"?

I had to google it to find out it's from 2014.

Those of you who want to be extras on Meloni's show should check out this website where they will list background jobs.

BTW, his wife is gorgeous and a lot of fun.. They are one of those brother/sister couples.

I met him once in NY and outside of being a bit shorter then I thought he would be he's gorgeous and hot in real life. Nice guy too, Gay friendly

I would still smash. Sorry, not sorry.

Him still fine AF.

Making me miss OZ! Such a great show, we will never see its like again.

In the minority here but I thought the Irish guy who played O’Reilly was hotter than Meloni, though. He had an almost-pretty face, and a really graceful but strong build.

^Dean Winters? He and his brother Scott (Cyril O'Reilly) are hot in a different way than Chris Meloni is.

Another butt shot.

such a daddy

He's really started showing his age in the face lately. In some shots like this one, he looks very unappealing.

Unappealing [R35]? OK. If you say so.

He’s one of my gay roots. I’ve loved him for decades. And he still looks good.

To this day, I’m not sure I understand the motivations of Keller. That’s probably a good thing for my soul, but it does make watching OZ very confusing at times.

You're welcome.

"America's Ass"

Dat ass

He needs to stay out of the sun

Where is the shot of his butthole?

Aged like milk.

R44 = Richard Belzer

Just want to squeeze it.

[quote] Where is the shot of his butthole?

Press play on the gif at R41.

That ass is a case I wanna investigate.

Daddy knows how to make the best of his moneymaker

He’s 60 and built like a silverback gorilla.

All the eldergays slandering the very guy you crushed on in your 20s and 30s. Hilarious

Meloni was a standout in his first series the Fanelli Boys. He was the HOT brother.

Loved him, then.

Love him now.