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Christopher Meloni Turns 60 Today

One of the hottest guys on the planet. He presented hole on tv too!

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by Anonymousreply 52Last Friday at 11:08 AM

Well, afterall, he's not wrong

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by Anonymousreply 204/02/2021

Chris Meloni is always in style

by Anonymousreply 304/02/2021

Op pic is from 7 years ago

by Anonymousreply 404/02/2021

Bert and Ernie lookin motherfucker. No thanks

by Anonymousreply 504/02/2021

Chris can get it. Any day, any time.

I will say his hairline, such as it is, seemed painted on last night for his big SVU premier.

by Anonymousreply 604/02/2021

I'm excited to see his big muscle butt and body back weekly on my TV screen in the role he was made for with the new L&O spinoff.

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by Anonymousreply 804/02/2021

Anytime, anyplace.

by Anonymousreply 904/02/2021

Meloni's return to SVU brought in the numbers last night.

It's okay, Meredith. We know that sometimes when you think something will be a certain way and then you find out it's not, you realize that you just go on in life even when all your loved ones are on a beach and you think you are but you're really in a coma. And that's okay.

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by Anonymousreply 1004/02/2021

He needs to lose the shirt in the upcoming episodes. Seriously though, I thought he did a good job crying when his wife died on the show.

by Anonymousreply 1104/02/2021

He's a Chanel suit, he never goes out of style.

by Anonymousreply 1204/02/2021

He's a few months younger than Colin Firth and Hugh Grant. Meloni looks fantastic, while Firth and Grant look like curdled milk.

by Anonymousreply 1304/02/2021

Why won't this show die? Why?

by Anonymousreply 1404/02/2021

Chris would happily accept a blowjob from a gay guy.

by Anonymousreply 1504/02/2021

his marvelous ass will always be 39

by Anonymousreply 1604/02/2021

Thanks for the update, I will check him out on the show.

by Anonymousreply 1704/02/2021

Sad he never came out about being bi.

by Anonymousreply 1804/02/2021

The show was pretty good. I’ll keep watching

by Anonymousreply 1904/02/2021

Everything goes downhill after 60 if it hasn’t already

by Anonymousreply 2004/02/2021

I just wanna cuddle him.

by Anonymousreply 2104/02/2021

[quote]Chris would happily accept a blowjob from a gay guy.

I'd happily offer my services.

by Anonymousreply 2204/02/2021

[QUOTE] Everything goes downhill after 60 if it hasn’t already

Not if you keep your testosterone levels optimal, lift weights, maintain a good diet and keep inflammation low.

by Anonymousreply 2304/02/2021

I want to be alone in a cell with him. Like in Oz.

by Anonymousreply 2404/02/2021

I'd love to play some character on the show who's a witness and needs to be protected before the big trial.

Just Elliot and me in a hotel room; he's got a wife beater on.

A car backfires; Elliot instinctively piles on top of me, commanding me to stay down.

I freak out. He holds me till I calm down.

by Anonymousreply 2504/02/2021

I read the link and thought "Surviving Jack", what the hell is "Surviving Jack"?

I had to google it to find out it's from 2014.

by Anonymousreply 2604/02/2021

Those of you who want to be extras on Meloni's show should check out this website where they will list background jobs.

BTW, his wife is gorgeous and a lot of fun.. They are one of those brother/sister couples.

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by Anonymousreply 2704/04/2021

I met him once in NY and outside of being a bit shorter then I thought he would be he's gorgeous and hot in real life. Nice guy too, Gay friendly

by Anonymousreply 2804/04/2021

I would still smash. Sorry, not sorry.

by Anonymousreply 2904/04/2021

Him still fine AF.

by Anonymousreply 3004/04/2021

Making me miss OZ! Such a great show, we will never see its like again.

In the minority here but I thought the Irish guy who played O’Reilly was hotter than Meloni, though. He had an almost-pretty face, and a really graceful but strong build.

by Anonymousreply 3104/04/2021

^Dean Winters? He and his brother Scott (Cyril O'Reilly) are hot in a different way than Chris Meloni is.

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by Anonymousreply 3204/04/2021

Another butt shot.

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by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 10:36 AM

such a daddy

by Anonymousreply 34Last Wednesday at 10:44 AM

He's really started showing his age in the face lately. In some shots like this one, he looks very unappealing.

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by Anonymousreply 35Last Wednesday at 10:50 AM

Unappealing [R35]? OK. If you say so.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Wednesday at 11:15 AM

He’s one of my gay roots. I’ve loved him for decades. And he still looks good.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Wednesday at 12:51 PM

To this day, I’m not sure I understand the motivations of Keller. That’s probably a good thing for my soul, but it does make watching OZ very confusing at times.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Wednesday at 12:55 PM

You're welcome.

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by Anonymousreply 39Last Wednesday at 5:03 PM

"America's Ass"

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by Anonymousreply 40Last Thursday at 7:14 AM

Dat ass

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by Anonymousreply 41Last Thursday at 9:40 AM

He needs to stay out of the sun

by Anonymousreply 42Last Thursday at 9:54 AM

Where is the shot of his butthole?

by Anonymousreply 43Last Thursday at 10:03 AM

Aged like milk.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Thursday at 10:05 AM

R44 = Richard Belzer

by Anonymousreply 45Last Thursday at 10:15 AM

Just want to squeeze it.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Thursday at 11:34 AM

[quote] Where is the shot of his butthole?

Press play on the gif at R41.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Thursday at 11:39 AM

That ass is a case I wanna investigate.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Thursday at 11:41 AM

Daddy knows how to make the best of his moneymaker

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by Anonymousreply 49Last Thursday at 5:03 PM

He’s 60 and built like a silverback gorilla.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Friday at 4:31 AM

All the eldergays slandering the very guy you crushed on in your 20s and 30s. Hilarious

by Anonymousreply 51Last Friday at 8:56 AM

Meloni was a standout in his first series the Fanelli Boys. He was the HOT brother.

Loved him, then.

Love him now.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Friday at 11:08 AM
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