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Cause of Tiger Woods' car crash determined, won't be made public

Wha happened?

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by Anonymousreply 108Yesterday at 3:06 AM

Blow job.

by Anonymousreply 104/01/2021

Money TALKS.....and Bullshit Walks. It's LA..Celebrity whores

by Anonymousreply 204/01/2021

Viewing porn on the phone and jerking off......

by Anonymousreply 304/01/2021

Opioid abuse. Fell asleep while driving and speeding. He’s lucky he didn’t kill anyone on the road and rich enough to pay hush money. Why isn’t his license revoked?

by Anonymousreply 404/01/2021

They should just release it, since it will inevitably be leaked, causing more damage.

by Anonymousreply 504/01/2021

It’$ a my$tery, r4

by Anonymousreply 604/01/2021

It was all too plain right from the start that the L.A. Sheriffs were spinning on his behalf. That one who stated using definite language that for certain he wasn't impaired and a scene blood test was absolutely not called for, and the rest of it. Fanbois and/or paid off. They were also really obviously trying to ensure his hospital blood tests were HIPPA protected rather than public records due to being related to any accident investigation.

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by Anonymousreply 804/01/2021

I'd bet that a blood alcohol test wasn't needed because it was obvious from the beginning what had happened, and that means blow job or texting or something along those lines.

by Anonymousreply 904/01/2021

How is this legal?

by Anonymousreply 1004/01/2021

No evidence anybody else was in the vehicle. Wanking off, maybe. One wonders if his fly was open or closed when they found him.

by Anonymousreply 1104/01/2021

He was only in the car a few min before the crash, no way he fell asleep. People saw him leave, he wasn't wasted at 7 in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 1204/01/2021

Perhaps Ambien, especially if he took it in the middle of the night, then got up early the next morning.

by Anonymousreply 1304/01/2021

Hillary Clinton stood in the road and made him crash. It was all her fault.

by Anonymousreply 1404/01/2021

He fell asleep due to whatever medication or drugs he was on.

by Anonymousreply 1504/01/2021

I kept waiting for the Daily Mail or somebody to dig up footage showing what time he arrived back at his hotel the previous night or wee a.m. hours. Possibly he partied all night with whoever he did his previous day's activities with--not sure it was filming on the same show he was headed to when the crash happened, or something else. But he could have been flying down that road on a couple hours of sleep max.

by Anonymousreply 1604/01/2021

[quote]Hillary Clinton stood in the road and made him crash. It was all her fault.

And Nancy Pelosi jumped out in front of him, causing him to swerve, before Hilary finished him off (so to speak)

I really don't care, because I think there is a pretty good chance he's going to do something like this again; I just hope he doesn't kill anyone when he does (unless maybe if he started golfing with Trump & Jr....)

by Anonymousreply 1704/01/2021

The comments relating to privacy make me think sexting/jacking. If it was plain texting or falling asleep what's the privacy concern.

by Anonymousreply 1804/01/2021

I would speculate it falls under HIPAA. Maybe it's really a health issue and nothing that involved drugs or alcohol. Maybe he suffered mini-stroke, minor heart attack or neurological?

by Anonymousreply 1904/01/2021

The infuriating thing about the way they covered up for him is he could have killed innocent people and could still do so. He's an entitled asshole. If there'd been a minivan full of local parent/kiddies coming in the opposite direction when he crossed over they could have been killed.

by Anonymousreply 2004/01/2021

Except he did not kill or injure anyone. That's just a big bunch of "what if" you've made up in your head.

They're not releasing the information because of people like you. It's none of your business. It never had anything to do with you. I've had beyond enough of your busy-body, pearl clutching bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 2104/01/2021

He wasn’t high because it was 7 am? Shows you what you know about substance abuse. Clearly something being covered up- most like it was substance abuse related because he is an addict and alcoholic- we hope in recovery but probably slipped.

Tiger is not a nice guy- never liked on tour or in any manner in the press his entire career- and long before his womanizing while promoting the family Nan image was exposed. None of this necessarily has anything to do with substance abuse- although probably related.

Not a very happy man and his chance at being the GOAT wasted.

by Anonymousreply 2204/01/2021

It's only nobody's business if it was due to an unforeseen medical event such as a stroke. But It is everyone's business, and should be public record, if it involved unlawful conduct. That includes reckless/negligent/incompetent driving due to any voluntarily induced condition or behavior. Regardless of the fact that he didn't kill anyone.

by Anonymousreply 2304/01/2021

Why? Do you have any idea of how much bullshit goes on day on and day out in your very own city? I know you don't. You would be amazed of what happens only a few miles from you, that you have never, ever hear about. I live in the city, you have no idea how often I see the police tape, and more than ten police cars, the paddy wagon, etc., and never makes even the local news. You are being deceived. It happens all the time. Why don't you care about that?

by Anonymousreply 2404/01/2021

Do you really believe Tiger Woods is a direct threat to you and yours? I don't think so. I think you can probably sleep well tonight, and every night for the rest of your life without worrying about what Tiger Woods is up to.

by Anonymousreply 2504/01/2021

He's rich. Why doesn't he get a driver?

by Anonymousreply 2604/01/2021

His once brilliant career is over.

by Anonymousreply 2704/01/2021

If you believe in Karma, his true self has justifiably been seeing major retribution.

by Anonymousreply 2804/01/2021

[quote]the family Nan

I'll thank you to leave my nutloaf out of this sick heterosexual incident.

by Anonymousreply 2904/01/2021

Drugs, alcohol, or suicide attempt.

by Anonymousreply 3004/01/2021

No one thinks it was on purpose?

by Anonymousreply 3104/01/2021

any of you who think wealth is he only thing that keeps this sort of thing on the down-low are really naive, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

by Anonymousreply 3204/01/2021

If he had a stroke or medical issue that caused him to black out or fall asleep at the wheel, his PR machine would’ve made that known to the public. So no, he didn’t have any medical issues unless it’s related to his history of opioid abuse. Don’t forget he was recovering from back surgery when this went down, so don’t tell me he didn’t have a stash of oxycodone or even benzodiazepines to help him relax.

by Anonymousreply 3304/01/2021

[quote]You would be amazed of what happens only a few miles from you, that you have never, ever hear about.

I have an app called Citizen and a lot of what I see in there isn’t reported on the news but I live in Philadelphia and newscasts would have to be a lot longer to report all of the crime.

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by Anonymousreply 3404/02/2021

Who comes to a gossip site to say "none of your business"?

by Anonymousreply 3504/02/2021

TMZ will unearth it.

by Anonymousreply 3604/02/2021

For the TIger fangirlzzz shrieking, "NONEOFYOURBSINESS," accident report investigations are public record. Unless they are hushed up, as in this instance.

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by Anonymousreply 3804/03/2021

Do we really have a Tiger's accident is none of your business!! troll? Aren't traffic accidents by nature of public interest? I've never heard of the cause of a crash being concealed out of deference to the crasher.

by Anonymousreply 3904/03/2021

Why does it seem like Tiger pops up in the media about every 5 years in some tawdry scandal. He was once one of the most popular and profitable sport stars on the planet. He aged so fkin good though. I want to fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 4004/03/2021

Thursday, April 01, 2021 Blind Item #6

He had a prescription. Was it a real doctor? Yes, in the sense they can prescribe medicine. Did the doctor actually meet with the patient? Nope. The lawyers for this permanent A+ list athlete are taking great pains to remind them of another ongoing athlete case which is ensuring no leakers.

(The cause of Tiger Woods' crash has been determined but details yet to be released publicly) (Vanessa Bryant Names Sheriff's Deputies Who Allegedly Shared Photos of the Kobe Bryant Crash Scene)

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by Anonymousreply 4104/03/2021

[Quote] Do we really have a Tiger's accident is none of your business!! troll?

Tiger is a Repig. All his Repig fan gurl bottoms love him for that.

by Anonymousreply 4204/03/2021

Take it with a grain of salt - a blind item said it was due to prescription drugs obtained from a doctor he never saw in person. Not saying that is correct. He allegedly had a tantrum just before the crash.

Not a suicide attempt, too unpredictable, he could have been paralyzed in wheelchair for the rest of his life.

by Anonymousreply 4304/03/2021

Maybe he had an attack of the narcolepsy.

by Anonymousreply 4404/03/2021

So he wasn't screened for drugs or alcohol? Why not? If he weren't a celebrity, wouldn't he?

by Anonymousreply 4504/03/2021

[Quote] So he wasn't screened for drugs or alcohol? Why not?


by Anonymousreply 4604/03/2021

[Quote] If he weren't a celebrity, wouldn't he?


by Anonymousreply 4704/03/2021

"You bore me."

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by Anonymousreply 4804/04/2021

Happy Easter to all!!!!

by Anonymousreply 4904/04/2021

[quote] HIPPA protected

Oh, dear!

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by Anonymousreply 5104/04/2021

[quote]If he weren't a celebrity, wouldn't he?

You better believe it.

by Anonymousreply 5204/04/2021

they said he had no drugs or alcohol in his system so they must have tested him.

I am going to guess that the only reason they would keep it private is because it was his own fault. He was speeding.

by Anonymousreply 5304/04/2021

I think the speeding part was obvious. But he has a long history of being a heavy drinker.

by Anonymousreply 5404/04/2021

I think R3 has it, although 7 am seems a little early for porn.

by Anonymousreply 5504/04/2021

Blow job

by Anonymousreply 5604/04/2021

Tooth marks on his golf club

by Anonymousreply 5704/04/2021

A liquid red mass found on the road with two twenty dollar bills stuck in it was determined to be a rent boy

by Anonymousreply 5804/04/2021

I wouldn’t put any stock in a CDAN blind.

It’s stupid not to have the results released, it will all come out in the wash eventually.

by Anonymousreply 5904/04/2021

He was driving 83 in a 45.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Wednesday at 9:13 AM

[quote] Viewing porn on the phone and jerking off

That explains why the paramedics had to use the Tweezers of Life to free him.

by Anonymousreply 61Last Wednesday at 9:15 AM

[quote] He was driving 83 in a 45.

So he thought he was in New York?

by Anonymousreply 62Last Wednesday at 9:16 AM

"Tiger Woods Was Speeding About 40 M.P.H. Above the Limit When He Crashed

The stretch of road where Woods crashed in February is known for speeding and crashes.

By Kevin Draper April 7, 2021 Updated 1:14 p.m. ET

Tiger Woods was driving about 40 miles per hour over the speed limit when he crashed a sport-utility vehicle in February, according to Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva. Woods was traveling between 84 and 87 miles per hour in a 45 m.p.h. zone, Villanueva said at a news conference Wednesday. His car was traveling at an estimated 75 m.p.h. when it struck a tree."

The New York Times

by Anonymousreply 63Last Wednesday at 9:24 AM

I bet his team negotiated the release of the speeding in order to keep the drugs concealed.

by Anonymousreply 64Last Wednesday at 9:44 AM

I’m no fan of his (I loathe cheapskates—he’s a renowned lousy tipper) but I think this explanation is plausible. Driving way too fast. Hit an object and went flying.

Is he out of the hospital yet?

by Anonymousreply 65Last Wednesday at 9:46 AM

Yes, he was out almost a month ago.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Wednesday at 9:51 AM

What a sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 67Last Wednesday at 9:56 AM

He was trying to kill himself, right?

by Anonymousreply 68Last Wednesday at 9:58 AM

No Tiger fan, but I've been on those PV roads numerous times. It's super easy to go way faster than you think you are (maybe not 40 MPHs over the limit, but still) and not even realize it.

by Anonymousreply 69Last Wednesday at 9:59 AM

R60, Plus, he was driving a rental vehicle he was unfamiliar with.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Wednesday at 10:03 AM

yeah, speeding coz he was late for the meeting already.

by Anonymousreply 71Last Wednesday at 10:06 AM

you can't go too fast on SUV, you will flip !

by Anonymousreply 72Last Wednesday at 10:06 AM

Now you tell me, r72?

by Anonymousreply 73Last Wednesday at 10:09 AM

Traveling 87 mph in a 45 mph zone = pure unadulterated hubris

by Anonymousreply 74Last Wednesday at 10:09 AM

Well, with Tiger, it just may be adulterated.

He’s got a reputation, you know.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Wednesday at 10:11 AM

R69 is correct. I live in the South Bay and these Palos Verdes roads are treacherous. That is a downhill with a curve. If he was going 40+ miles over the speed limit and angry/distracted it would be very easy to lose control.

by Anonymousreply 76Last Wednesday at 10:12 AM

Pure recklessness. I f he killed someone "It's a tricky road that makes you speed without your realizing it" wouldn't matter at all.

by Anonymousreply 77Last Wednesday at 10:15 AM

[Quote] these Palos Verdes roads are treacherous. That is a downhill with a curve

That would make me drive even more carefully. Even if I were angry.

by Anonymousreply 78Last Wednesday at 10:16 AM

He was going 40mph over the speed limit.

The more details they provide without actually making the cause public, the worse it actually sounds.

by Anonymousreply 79Last Wednesday at 10:16 AM

The sheriff's press conference was such a wank. They didn't get his blood test results. They didn't search his phone to see if he was talking on the phone or texting at the time. They didn't consider his going double the speed limit to be reckless. They won't cite him for speeding because no one saw him speeding and a police officer didn't see him speeding. The SUV's data recorder shows his excessive, dangerous speed but oh well, it isn't a human.

The sheriff and his guys are such an embarrassment.

by Anonymousreply 80Last Wednesday at 10:20 AM

I'm guessing it's related to a medical condition and he doesn't want it known. There are accidents everywhere where the driver had a medical emergency. No charges are generally made in these cases. Maybe he had some sort of seizure. When that happens, at least on TV, the person generally doesn't remember what happened. If he had a seizure, the car would have been going pretty fast down that hill. That might also explain why there were no skid marks; he wasn't conscious to use the brakes. If he was unconscious, that might also explain why he wasn't more seriously injured. There have been lots of drunk driving accidents where the drunk person was barely injured but the passengers were. They had the opportunity to tense up. Just my two cents.

by Anonymousreply 81Last Wednesday at 10:20 AM

Tiger's conflicted, suffering from inner turmoil. His father was Black and his mother is Asian. He's constantly beating himself up over it for no reason.

(See what I did there? Other than being an asshole, I mean.)

by Anonymousreply 82Last Wednesday at 10:40 AM

[quote] Other than being an asshole, I mean.

I’ve had many interactions with you. You are far from an asshole, my friend.

Just gotta say it.

by Anonymousreply 83Last Wednesday at 10:48 AM

I think that the cops botched the initial investigation and Tiger's attorneys are holding it over them to prevent the release of the full story. I do not for a minute buy that there were no drugs involved, prescription or otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 84Last Wednesday at 11:03 AM

R82, Years ago, Rip Taylor used to tell this terrible joke in his act . . .

I know a man who is half black and half Asian.

Every December 7th, he attacks Pearl Bailey.

by Anonymousreply 85Last Wednesday at 1:27 PM

nobody but him was injured, whole different story if another car was involved or someone else got hurt

by Anonymousreply 86Last Wednesday at 2:37 PM

It’s the key right above the alt and Ctrl keys.

I’m sure you’ll find it one day. Keep trying.

by Anonymousreply 87Last Wednesday at 3:29 PM

The black box shows he not only did not slow down or brake, but accelerated. Starting to look like a suicide attempt. Or a wedged foot from a nod-off.

by Anonymousreply 88Last Wednesday at 3:36 PM

R84 knows. That's what happened. Better to be a speeder than a druggie. But he's a druggie and a speeder.

by Anonymousreply 89Last Wednesday at 4:13 PM

Typical Cablinasian driver.

by Anonymousreply 90Last Wednesday at 10:40 PM

What pisses me off is that at the press conference they went out of their way to dismiss any claims that Tiger was drunk or under the influence when there was no testing for it.

by Anonymousreply 91Last Thursday at 2:47 AM

High speed, acceleration + no braking = you fell asleep/unconscious, or you attempted suicide. In any other scenario you instinctively brake.

Everything R80 listed makes it sound to me like they were sure from the start what the cause of the crash was. It's not like he's going to be driving again anytime soon, peeps.

by Anonymousreply 92Last Thursday at 4:07 AM

The only folks I know who have mistaken the gas pedal for the brake are about 90 years old ......

by Anonymousreply 93Last Thursday at 6:19 AM

I live in Palos Verdes. Drive Hawthorne (the road of the crash) daily.

Given the region and curve where the incident occurred , going 80+ mph is insanity.

The fact that Alex V did not test or charge Woods for this is beyond suspect.

Something is up with this whole episode and it reflects exceedingly poorly on the Sheriff’s department.

by Anonymousreply 94Last Thursday at 7:30 AM


by Anonymousreply 95Last Thursday at 11:19 AM

Didn't the PD subpoena the SUV's Black Box? That should show a record of what happened. We know he didn't break before the accident happened. If he blacked out earlier, he would have hit the higher speeds due to the SUV going downhill anyway. I still say he has a medical condition that caused him to black out that is unrelated to prescription meds. That's why they needed his permission to release the results, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 96Last Friday at 4:49 AM

[quote] We know he didn't break before the accident happened.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 97Last Friday at 4:52 AM

[quote] Didn't the PD subpoena the SUV's Black Box? That should show a record of what happened.

Yes, they did subpoena the black box, which is how we know all this data.

[quote] I still say he has a medical condition that caused him to black out that is unrelated to prescription meds. That's why they needed his permission to release the results, IMO.

They didn’t need his permission to release the results of the black box data, which is why they did. And they could easily say he “suffered a medical episode” without being specific if they wanted to.

The point is they don’t want to for a host of reasons and are falsely saying “Tiger won’t give us permission.”

There was a recent tractor-trailer crash near where I live complete with dramatic CCTV footage. The police revealed the driver suffered a medical episode before he was even discharged from the hospital. Had they said, however, “Mr. Jones (whom they didn’t even name, by the way) suffered an epileptic seizure before the accident” without his permission, that would be a problem.

A generic “medical episode,” however, is fine.

by Anonymousreply 98Last Friday at 4:58 AM

As soon as he's able, Tiger will host a star-studded charity event that will financially benefit the cops which will not have absolutely anything to do with the cops keeping secrets for him.

by Anonymousreply 99Last Friday at 6:00 AM

That road he was on has an escape lane. A dirt path you can get into if your speeding to fast and loose control. It's a known hill that people speed down on. Early am thinking no one else is around easy to go faster and then the hill without your knowledge speeds you up.

I've easily gone 60 on that and have panicked and smashed the breaks to slow it down. If you don't ride on your break you can go from 45 to 65. Without breaking and going about 55 you can easily speed up close to 80 without trying.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Friday at 6:07 AM

R97, sorry about the "break" vs "brake" typo.

R98, I agree about just saying "medical issue" was the cause. That would have been fine.

I'm stumped.

by Anonymousreply 101Last Friday at 6:13 AM

He had a bottle of pills in the car, with no labels.

by Anonymousreply 102Last Friday at 6:54 AM

I think if all the secrets of Wodds' private life were laid bare the world would shocked shitless. There is no telling what goes on with that guy when there's no one around to witness it.

by Anonymousreply 103Last Friday at 6:56 AM

[quote] if your speeding to fast and loose control.

[quote]and have panicked and smashed the breaks

[quote]If you don't ride on your break

[quote]Without breaking

Oh, muthafuckin DEAR!!

by Anonymousreply 104Last Friday at 7:34 AM

He is fucking ugly. Just look at that stupid mug.

by Anonymousreply 105Last Friday at 7:38 AM

r102 Which supports the blind item.

As for suicide, there are much surer bets than a car accident. He could have been spending the rest of his life like Christopher Reeve.

by Anonymousreply 106Last Friday at 5:34 PM

isnt he a known pillhead? fukd up they didnt test him and wont release what they found. how very woke...NOT

by Anonymousreply 107Last Friday at 6:15 PM

[quote]Maybe he had some sort of seizure. When that happens, at least on TV, the person generally doesn't remember what happened. If he had a seizure, the car would have been going pretty fast down that hill. That might also explain why there were no skid marks; he wasn't conscious to use the brakes.

I used to work with a woman who had a seizure brought on by opioid withdrawal.

by Anonymousreply 108Yesterday at 3:06 AM
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