I don't like big dicks.

Get a blog, OP.

[quote]After choking, moaning, yelping and crying (tears only) my way through these huge cocks

Your momma would be ashamed, she didn't raise no quitters

The struggle is real.

Big dicks are oppressive.

This thread is racist

As the owner of an 8+, I can tell you most guys love a big dick in theory but not in practice.

Big dicks are a minority.

And they’re great too look at but when you have it in front of you it’s not the same.

It’s intriguing but it’s hard to blow and forget bottoming (at least for me)

Agreed with R6 - they're great to look at and in pics. But the reality is that they usually are a bit of an annoyance in the bedroom.

I find that many take FOREVER to cum - it becomes a part-time job with shitty overtime that I never get paid for.

It's just not all that it's written to be. Give me a 6 or 7 incher with a diverse set of skills and accomplishments.

All I hear from guys with big dicks, is "watch the teeth."

It gets so fucking annoying.

Like to the point where I just want to stop sucking and say, "Alright, that's it. Please leave."

R8, some guys see sucking a big dick as a personal challenge and try to deep throat it. Teeth, especially the front ones and the canine teeth, scrap along the way and it hurts. I'd rather guys not try to take it so deep. R5

R9 - that must suck. I hate when people try to do something because of the challenge and not because they have the talent or ability to do something. Somebody always gets hurt in the process.

This goes for the bedroom as well as in real life.

(Oh, did that hurt? Ok, let me try it again.. OWWWWWW....ok, how about this way? AAARRRGHHH....hmmm, no one has complained before, what about THIS? BAAAHHHH - Just STOP ALREADY!)

Some are too big; unwieldy and unattractive but, those are something of a rarity.

I agree, op, there has never been a more true statement then, "more then a mouthful is wasted"

I've got a thick, cut, 8" cock and agree with R5... having a big dick and so many guys just can't handle it. It's rare that I can fuck someone.

What's even more of a drag are the guys who think that they know what they're doing, but really don't.

As a bottom, I've never had any problem with well hung top guys as long as they are careful and aware that they can potentially cause pain or other problems. It's usually best if I can start by sitting on it and slowly get used to it. As long as a hung guy knows he has to do a slow entry, I'm good.

It's the impatient guys who try to ram it in that cause the problems. I had a super hung fuck buddy for a couple years, and he said he was always surprised at the stories bottoms had told him about how hung guys hurt them. He couldn't believe someone with a big dick didn't understand how to use it. When a hung guy knows how to use it, do a slow entry, start out slowly and then increase the pace, the sex is usually outstandingly good.

[quote] And they’re great too look at

Oh, dear!

[quote] and crying (tears only)

What does this mean, OP?

Who, other than killers, cry with no tears?

R16 haven't you ever shed tears when you have sucked a really big dick?

It's a pretty common physical reaction. Choking, gagging, and crying. Not a pleasant experience.

My non exclusive BF is well endowed, one of the biggest I have been with. Too big to let him fuck me. I also have hurt my jaw trying to suck it properly. All I really can do with it is hold it in my hand when it is hard and deep throat kiss him and work his nipples. It gets very hard and this makes me super hard to fuck him. Wish I could do more with it, but I gave up a long time ago.

[quote] In the past month, I've been presented with four guys who have all been over 8 inches.

As in "presented on a platter"?

proper presentation matters most, OP

R7- The average length of a FULL ERECT penis is only about 5.8 inches. Someone who is 7 inches long is considered BIG.

OP you might want to move to Dublin.

OP you might want to move to China.

[quote] It gets very hard and this makes me super hard to fuck him.

So he's a bottom, R18?

I hope you give refunds if they are unsatisfied.

OP, you're a pussy if can't handle big dicks.

This is one of the most offensive threads I've read on DL in a long fucking time. If you can't handle a big dick, send them over to my house so they can serviced properly and then turn in your motherfucking gay cards.

R27 is very badass and wants you all to know.

^^^You got that right honey. I am very badass, ask the many many many many men who have waded into the warm folds of my perfect hole.

Nothing wrong with this thread. I am 100% gay and love to top, but sometimes like to get fucked, but only by a normal sized cock, the big ones that are very thick are too much and not worth the pain.

Totally agree. Taking a big dick could cause the anus to bleed which take weeks to recover, and the thought of potential bacterial infection is terrifying. When I hook up, I usually ask how thick the guy cock is. Not because I want a big dick, but because I am afraid of the guy's dick is too big.

I like big butts and I cannot lie!

[quote] Taking a big dick could cause the anus to bleed

I dated a well-endowed guy and the brief time I knew him, he always bragged how he loved to "make a guy's ass bleed". In his twisted mind, fucking a guy until he bled was a sign of perfection in masculinity and as a true top.

My boyfriend loves a big dick.

He really likes a girthy one with a big head on it.

That's the kind of guy I like, R33. Sounds super hot.

Unfortunately for me, even a medium sized dick makes me bleed. Tops usually freak out because I'm an easy bleeder.

It doesn't bother me too much, but it really seems to bother them. lol

This one guy I hooked up with a couple weeks ago was about 8 inches, and I started bleeding right off the bat. He got scared and stopped.

Nothing I can do about it.

[quote] My boyfriend loves a big dick. He really likes a girthy one with a big head on it.

Does that make you feel somewhat inadequate to meet his needs?

It doesn't add up. All you guys turn down big dicks. But every guy I know with a huge dick also has a fully complete dance card.

You can lick and jerk, ya know.

R33,

You probably have an asshole full of hemorrhoids or warts. You should have that checked out.

^^Well that conjured up a lovely image.

Thanks for that.

R35 maybe you should find another thing that turns you on because that does not seem right.

R36 Negative

I think that getting with a huge one is a right of passage, but once you’ve had them, you realize it’s not very practical, it can do serious damage and the novelty starts to wear off. At some point you have to consider what it is attached to.

[quote] At some point you have to consider what it is attached to

This is so true.

And it's funny because most guys with big dicks seem to think that they don't have to be nice, or interesting, or cool, or funny or anything else that makes a good partner or relationship. Because they feel like their big dick trumps everything.

IT DOESN'T.

I have to laugh when I see profiles on Grindr that say 8INCHES or 10INCHES or HUNGONE or something stupid like that. It's so fucking superficial and one-dimensional.

[quote] I find that many take FOREVER to cum - it becomes a part-time job with shitty overtime that I never get paid for.

Testify, sister!

Too many really big ones require the death grip on the base to make them cum or even to stay hard. Not fun

I adore biggy dicks. But it's good if you don't like them. There will be more for me.

Melania, is that you at R46.

Poor thing.

Having to suck on Donald's little cocktail wiener for 15 years.

[quote]Unfortunately for me, even a medium sized dick makes me bleed.

Have you talked to your doctor?

No, R48.

It doesn't cause me any problems. I just bleed easily.

I feel fine afterwards.

(And no, it's not warts or hemorrhoids. Idiot R39)

Is it an anal fissure R49?

Anal fissure? I don't even know her!

No, R50.

The only time I bleed is during sex.

R35,

It’s not normal to bleed. You should have it checked out. Even though you called me an idiot, I’m just looking out for you.

Is it an anal fistula?

OP- If you don't like LARGE cocks

you DEFINITELY won't be attracted to me.

[quote]Taking a big dick could cause the anus to bleed which take weeks to recover,

So many guys don't know how to relax their muscles properly. If you're bleeding, someone isn't doing something right.

Bleeding is terrifying. That's the reason I give up on anal.

I had a Rican daddy who fucked me regularly at the bathhouse. Huge dick, as thick as my wrist. He always made me cum hands free.

Klassy, R58.

I like big dicks on porn stars, nude models (especially big floppy soft dicks), strippers, and I love to feel them, fondle them, and jerk them.

But I can't do anything else with them. My mouth is small and my jaw simply doesn't open that wide. I cannot fit a thick cock in my mouth. And I'm a tight-ass top, so anything too big and thick is definitely NOT going in the other end.

They're fun to sort of play with. Mostly for the novelty. But I can't actually have sex with one. I'm always astonished as I see these huge thick cocks disappearing down guys' throats and up their asses in porn... no way I could do any of that. I'm a bit envious.

I'm just like you R60, except that I'm a bottom.

It's just a matter of human variety.

Some of us have small mouths, some of us have big mouths.

Some have tight holes, some are super loose.

I envy those big-mouthed, loose-assed whores too.

This hurts my heart. Big penises are great to watch but when they actually want action, good fucking luck!

[quote] After choking, moaning, yelping

Did you give them five stars?

AS a teenager, one of the biggest cocks I’ve ever had was attached to an absolute loser. He invited me out to San Diego for two weeks and I found out he had a boyfriend and was stuck there with them. He had a caravan of fuck buddies and when I looked him up decades later, you can tell he wound up with a loose assed, big mouthed loser that could take that monstrosity on the daily. As an actor he had mediocre success his career and probably got most of the work from getting sucked off on a casting couch.

I also think it was sad because guys become absolutely transfixed and dickmatized by huge cock, and really don’t care or think about the person attached to it.

Maybe that’s why he was such a greasy loser.

I love big dick only for anal.

So many bottoms are size queens who simply cannot handle what they desire.

As a top I prefer a small dicked bottom. Musch prettier to look at.

R57 Anal bleeding brings me closer to the woman inside me.

R66 oh I can handle a big dick. I’m a versatile top btw and don’t laugh.

It hurts my heart to hear gay men whine about big cocks. You guys are clearly outliers and don't exist in the real world.

R69 we are quite real. In fact long ago most of of society appreciated a small dick, they are much more pleasant to look at.

Average is best. There’s a reason why they’re average.

No R70. No no no.

That reminds me of one the funniest thread title I've read here: "Small Dicks Are Back!"

I love big cocks. I have been fucked by one 12 inch; several 11 and ten inch dicks and many 7/8/9. Love them all! Am5 inch dick or under is to me a waste of time amd effort.

Dayum.

Fucking you must be like throwing a paper airplane in space.

No,silly. I do kegels.

r75 doesn't require a response because she clearly doesn't know how the body works.

My dad spoiled me with his 9 incher. I've since tried some other big ones but it's not the same.

R77, what are you on about?

Throwing a paper airplane in space is useless and has no effect.

Kind of like fucking a ho.

[quote] I'm always astonished as I see these huge thick cocks disappearing down guys' throats and up their asses in porn...

I guess being drugged out of your mind makes it easier to 'handle' a big fat 11 incher. I've seen gang bang scenes where the bottom seemed barely responsive.

I like a big one, but Don is very short

My idea of idea cocks.... nice big smooth balls, not too thick, not too long, not too short...

Beautiful, R82

Those are very nice, r82.

those are big cocks, Mary.

I’m 6’3 with a 4 inch hard cock. 1 inch soft. Small balls. It’s so embarrassing

R82= Goldicocks

R86 sounds hot, no reason to be embarrassed.

Obese hog men can lose weight but your dick is out of your control. Be proud and know many of us would love it.

I like average dicks at the end of the day (or beginning of the day for that matter) . Big ones are great to look at but in my experience can be somewhat awkward and painful.

[quote]Big ones are great to look at but in my experience can be somewhat awkward and painful.

I had a friend that used to say "What am I supposed to do with it? Throw it over my shoulder and burp it?" Probably not original but I did enjoy the visual.

I have a big cock (9x6) and it can be a pain to handle.

Yes there are bottoms who can deep throat it and take it up their asses in one gulp, but those are rare .

Most Cant.

I do love the ones who get so excited by it that they cum one second after I get in

The big ones hit my prostate and make me cum.

R91 why would you like that? do they let you keep pumping after they cum?

R92 Are you some kind of freak. The prostate is typically 3 inches in.

My prostate is at least 7 inches in because I'm only satisfied with 8 to 10 inches sliding over it and up my colon.

Sorry OP, we don't admit amateurs in this club. Move along Toots.

Is there such a thing as a 10-inch colon?

R94 I get where he's coming from, I'm not sure of the exact anatomy of my ass but I definitely need a bigger dick to hit my prostate, about 8 inches.

[quote] Is there such a thing as a 10-inch colon?

Have you ever seen Armond Rizzo take one of those whoppers he's famous for? Or Mark Evrett take a grown man's arm up to the elbow? Plus in the back of the rectum is the entrance to the lower intestine (aka "the second pussy").

No one's prostate is 7" in. It's located just behind the upper taint area. It's just that a straight pecker has a hard time touching it unless the bottom is quite limber and knows up to arch properly. An upturned cock is good for schtupping a guy on his back. A downturned cock is good for schtupping a guy on his knees.

R93, no, they don’t let me keep pumping

They come and the sex is over but it’s still hot

I used to feel less than adequate with all the 8 and 9 inchers on Craigslist but I have been told by many that my dick is the perfect size for sucking. I guess it doesn't hurt I cum buckets too.

R99, Are you an idiot? [quote] Plus in the back of the rectum is the entrance to the lower intestine (aka "the second pussy").

The only thing in “the back of the rectum” is the rectum. IN BACK of the rectum is the sacrum.

There is no such thing as the “lower intestine”.

What’s the first pussy?

It’s no mystery you can’t find your prostate!!

You're clearly the idiot R103. Where the fuck do you think waste products enter the colon/rectum from? From the lower GI tract (or lower intestine). And obviously the "first pussy" is the anus you clammering nitwit.

Rectum: the final section of the large intestine, terminating at the anus.

Something happens when I take a really big cock. After it gets in, I suddenly feel amazingly relaxed.

R105 You're a natural bottom, babe. Be proud!

After the rectum is the "sigmoid colon". That's where big cocks go. They don't even need to be so big. Depends how long some bottom's rectum is! Fists often go further, into the descending colon.

Anuses just weren't designed for cocks I guess :(

Except the male equivalent of the G spot is found inside the anus, go figure.

Basically, those who love big dicks love the sensation of the dick and penis head rubbing back and forth on the prostate. It is easy to get that sensation with a large dick, so I get it.

However, you can get the same with a smaller tool if you are in the right position.

Once again thank you, Dr. Sigmoid Friend @ R107

Many of DL's eldergays don't need to know this biology, since no dicks ever go near holes in that universe, and haven't since "Gay Cancer" locked down their junk decades ago.

r109 ah yes the imaginary "G spot"

Try pegging, OP. You’ll eventually get there.

I once had a really big cocked guy about eight and very wide. He fucked me and we both came, but he stayed inside, and fucked me again. It felt good ar the time, but my hole was sore for about a week after. But Hell yeah, I’d do it again.

DM me.

Why? You want advice on how to take it too, Tammy?

These types of cocks are the absolute worst!

I can enjoy beer cans if I have whiskey and poppers.

My perfect size, not to small, not too big

I’m average length, but quite girthy - 6” around with a very fat head. There are plenty of guys who love the look but then can’t comfortably take it, which is fine - there are plenty of other fun things to do. OTOH there are some guys that really enjoy sucking or getting fucked by me - we just fit together well. Everyone is built differently. .

My thick veiny ten incher has been a very heavy cross to bear in my life. Hard to keep lovers and it severely cramped my gigs as a runway model in Europe when I needed money to support my doctoral studies in Physics at Cambridge.

[quote] Hard to keep lovers and it severely cramped my gigs as a runway model in Europe

How so?

R123, that "whooshing" sound you heard was the joke going right over your head.

I'm a shower R123 so my soft cock bulge is large and was considered vulgar. With my 32 inch waist and 160 pounds for 6¨1¨, it profiled like a third leg.

OP, maybe you'll like my vagina.

Dear lord, R125... I need to see a pic!

You sound fucking hot.

How about a little tease? Only body. No face.

Pretty please? :oP

[quote] it severely cramped my gigs as a runway model in Europe when I needed money to support my doctoral studies in Physics at Cambridge.

You went doctor school too?

I guess it's not just my ass that bleeds easily.

I went to get a Covid test yesterday, and today my nose was bleeding profusely.

I don't know what the fuck is up with that, but it's starting to get a bit worrisome.

R129 clotting factor.

Check with your doctor but typically nothing to worry about.

I adore big dicks. Can think about it all day/night long