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I don't like big dicks.

There, I said it.

In the past month, I've been presented with four guys who have all been over 8 inches.

I'm not a size queen, but it just happened that these are the guys who hit me up on Grindr.

After choking, moaning, yelping and crying (tears only) my way through these huge cocks, I have come to the conclusion that I really hate big cocks.

They're painful and unwieldy. One guy was a CHOAD, and I could do absolutely nothing with his dick. It barely fit in my mouth, much less elsewhere.

The moral of this story? I like small cocks, and I cannot lie.

by Anonymousreply 131Last Friday at 2:11 AM

Get a blog, OP.

by Anonymousreply 103/31/2021

[quote]After choking, moaning, yelping and crying (tears only) my way through these huge cocks

Your momma would be ashamed, she didn't raise no quitters

by Anonymousreply 203/31/2021

The struggle is real.

Big dicks are oppressive.

by Anonymousreply 303/31/2021

This thread is racist

by Anonymousreply 403/31/2021

As the owner of an 8+, I can tell you most guys love a big dick in theory but not in practice.

by Anonymousreply 503/31/2021

Big dicks are a minority.

And they’re great too look at but when you have it in front of you it’s not the same.

It’s intriguing but it’s hard to blow and forget bottoming (at least for me)

by Anonymousreply 603/31/2021

Agreed with R6 - they're great to look at and in pics. But the reality is that they usually are a bit of an annoyance in the bedroom.

I find that many take FOREVER to cum - it becomes a part-time job with shitty overtime that I never get paid for.

It's just not all that it's written to be. Give me a 6 or 7 incher with a diverse set of skills and accomplishments.

by Anonymousreply 703/31/2021

All I hear from guys with big dicks, is "watch the teeth."

It gets so fucking annoying.

Like to the point where I just want to stop sucking and say, "Alright, that's it. Please leave."

by Anonymousreply 803/31/2021

R8, some guys see sucking a big dick as a personal challenge and try to deep throat it. Teeth, especially the front ones and the canine teeth, scrap along the way and it hurts. I'd rather guys not try to take it so deep. R5

by Anonymousreply 903/31/2021

R9 - that must suck. I hate when people try to do something because of the challenge and not because they have the talent or ability to do something. Somebody always gets hurt in the process.

This goes for the bedroom as well as in real life.

(Oh, did that hurt? Ok, let me try it again.. OWWWWWW....ok, how about this way? AAARRRGHHH....hmmm, no one has complained before, what about THIS? BAAAHHHH - Just STOP ALREADY!)

by Anonymousreply 1003/31/2021

Some are too big; unwieldy and unattractive but, those are something of a rarity.

by Anonymousreply 1103/31/2021

I agree, op, there has never been a more true statement then, "more then a mouthful is wasted"

by Anonymousreply 1203/31/2021

I've got a thick, cut, 8" cock and agree with R5... having a big dick and so many guys just can't handle it. It's rare that I can fuck someone.

What's even more of a drag are the guys who think that they know what they're doing, but really don't.

by Anonymousreply 1303/31/2021

As a bottom, I've never had any problem with well hung top guys as long as they are careful and aware that they can potentially cause pain or other problems. It's usually best if I can start by sitting on it and slowly get used to it. As long as a hung guy knows he has to do a slow entry, I'm good.

It's the impatient guys who try to ram it in that cause the problems. I had a super hung fuck buddy for a couple years, and he said he was always surprised at the stories bottoms had told him about how hung guys hurt them. He couldn't believe someone with a big dick didn't understand how to use it. When a hung guy knows how to use it, do a slow entry, start out slowly and then increase the pace, the sex is usually outstandingly good.

by Anonymousreply 1403/31/2021

[quote] And they’re great too look at

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 1503/31/2021

[quote] and crying (tears only)

What does this mean, OP?

Who, other than killers, cry with no tears?

by Anonymousreply 1603/31/2021

R16 haven't you ever shed tears when you have sucked a really big dick?

It's a pretty common physical reaction. Choking, gagging, and crying. Not a pleasant experience.

by Anonymousreply 1703/31/2021

My non exclusive BF is well endowed, one of the biggest I have been with. Too big to let him fuck me. I also have hurt my jaw trying to suck it properly. All I really can do with it is hold it in my hand when it is hard and deep throat kiss him and work his nipples. It gets very hard and this makes me super hard to fuck him. Wish I could do more with it, but I gave up a long time ago.

by Anonymousreply 1803/31/2021

[quote] In the past month, I've been presented with four guys who have all been over 8 inches.

As in "presented on a platter"?

by Anonymousreply 1903/31/2021

proper presentation matters most, OP

by Anonymousreply 2003/31/2021

R7- The average length of a FULL ERECT penis is only about 5.8 inches. Someone who is 7 inches long is considered BIG.

by Anonymousreply 2103/31/2021

OP you might want to move to Dublin.

by Anonymousreply 2203/31/2021

OP you might want to move to China.

by Anonymousreply 2303/31/2021

[quote] It gets very hard and this makes me super hard to fuck him.

So he's a bottom, R18?

by Anonymousreply 2403/31/2021

I hope you give refunds if they are unsatisfied.

by Anonymousreply 2503/31/2021

OP, you're a pussy if can't handle big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 2603/31/2021

This is one of the most offensive threads I've read on DL in a long fucking time. If you can't handle a big dick, send them over to my house so they can serviced properly and then turn in your motherfucking gay cards.

by Anonymousreply 2703/31/2021

R27 is very badass and wants you all to know.

by Anonymousreply 2803/31/2021

^^^You got that right honey. I am very badass, ask the many many many many men who have waded into the warm folds of my perfect hole.

by Anonymousreply 2903/31/2021

Nothing wrong with this thread. I am 100% gay and love to top, but sometimes like to get fucked, but only by a normal sized cock, the big ones that are very thick are too much and not worth the pain.

by Anonymousreply 3003/31/2021

Totally agree. Taking a big dick could cause the anus to bleed which take weeks to recover, and the thought of potential bacterial infection is terrifying. When I hook up, I usually ask how thick the guy cock is. Not because I want a big dick, but because I am afraid of the guy's dick is too big.

by Anonymousreply 3103/31/2021

I like big butts and I cannot lie!

by Anonymousreply 3204/02/2021

[quote] Taking a big dick could cause the anus to bleed

I dated a well-endowed guy and the brief time I knew him, he always bragged how he loved to "make a guy's ass bleed". In his twisted mind, fucking a guy until he bled was a sign of perfection in masculinity and as a true top.

by Anonymousreply 3304/02/2021

My boyfriend loves a big dick.

He really likes a girthy one with a big head on it.

by Anonymousreply 3404/02/2021

That's the kind of guy I like, R33. Sounds super hot.

Unfortunately for me, even a medium sized dick makes me bleed. Tops usually freak out because I'm an easy bleeder.

It doesn't bother me too much, but it really seems to bother them. lol

This one guy I hooked up with a couple weeks ago was about 8 inches, and I started bleeding right off the bat. He got scared and stopped.

Nothing I can do about it.

by Anonymousreply 3504/02/2021

[quote] My boyfriend loves a big dick. He really likes a girthy one with a big head on it.

Does that make you feel somewhat inadequate to meet his needs?

by Anonymousreply 3604/02/2021

It doesn't add up. All you guys turn down big dicks. But every guy I know with a huge dick also has a fully complete dance card.

by Anonymousreply 3704/02/2021

You can lick and jerk, ya know.

by Anonymousreply 3804/02/2021

R33,

You probably have an asshole full of hemorrhoids or warts. You should have that checked out.

by Anonymousreply 3904/02/2021

^^Well that conjured up a lovely image.

Thanks for that.

by Anonymousreply 4004/02/2021

R35 maybe you should find another thing that turns you on because that does not seem right.

by Anonymousreply 4104/02/2021

R36 Negative

by Anonymousreply 4204/02/2021

I think that getting with a huge one is a right of passage, but once you’ve had them, you realize it’s not very practical, it can do serious damage and the novelty starts to wear off. At some point you have to consider what it is attached to.

by Anonymousreply 4304/02/2021

[quote] At some point you have to consider what it is attached to

This is so true.

And it's funny because most guys with big dicks seem to think that they don't have to be nice, or interesting, or cool, or funny or anything else that makes a good partner or relationship. Because they feel like their big dick trumps everything.

IT DOESN'T.

I have to laugh when I see profiles on Grindr that say 8INCHES or 10INCHES or HUNGONE or something stupid like that. It's so fucking superficial and one-dimensional.

by Anonymousreply 4404/02/2021

[quote] I find that many take FOREVER to cum - it becomes a part-time job with shitty overtime that I never get paid for.

Testify, sister!

Too many really big ones require the death grip on the base to make them cum or even to stay hard. Not fun

by Anonymousreply 4504/02/2021

I adore biggy dicks. But it's good if you don't like them. There will be more for me.

by Anonymousreply 4604/02/2021

Melania, is that you at R46.

Poor thing.

Having to suck on Donald's little cocktail wiener for 15 years.

by Anonymousreply 4704/02/2021

[quote]Unfortunately for me, even a medium sized dick makes me bleed.

Have you talked to your doctor?

by Anonymousreply 4804/02/2021

No, R48.

It doesn't cause me any problems. I just bleed easily.

I feel fine afterwards.

(And no, it's not warts or hemorrhoids. Idiot R39)

by Anonymousreply 4904/02/2021

Is it an anal fissure R49?

by Anonymousreply 5004/02/2021

Anal fissure? I don't even know her!

by Anonymousreply 5104/02/2021

No, R50.

The only time I bleed is during sex.

by Anonymousreply 5204/02/2021

R35,

It’s not normal to bleed. You should have it checked out. Even though you called me an idiot, I’m just looking out for you.

by Anonymousreply 5304/02/2021

Is it an anal fistula?

by Anonymousreply 5404/02/2021

OP- If you don't like LARGE cocks

you DEFINITELY won't be attracted to me.

by Anonymousreply 5504/02/2021

[quote]Taking a big dick could cause the anus to bleed which take weeks to recover,

So many guys don't know how to relax their muscles properly. If you're bleeding, someone isn't doing something right.

by Anonymousreply 5604/02/2021

Bleeding is terrifying. That's the reason I give up on anal.

by Anonymousreply 5704/02/2021

I had a Rican daddy who fucked me regularly at the bathhouse. Huge dick, as thick as my wrist. He always made me cum hands free.

by Anonymousreply 5804/02/2021

Klassy, R58.

by Anonymousreply 5904/02/2021

I like big dicks on porn stars, nude models (especially big floppy soft dicks), strippers, and I love to feel them, fondle them, and jerk them.

But I can't do anything else with them. My mouth is small and my jaw simply doesn't open that wide. I cannot fit a thick cock in my mouth. And I'm a tight-ass top, so anything too big and thick is definitely NOT going in the other end.

They're fun to sort of play with. Mostly for the novelty. But I can't actually have sex with one. I'm always astonished as I see these huge thick cocks disappearing down guys' throats and up their asses in porn... no way I could do any of that. I'm a bit envious.

by Anonymousreply 6004/02/2021

I'm just like you R60, except that I'm a bottom.

It's just a matter of human variety.

Some of us have small mouths, some of us have big mouths.

Some have tight holes, some are super loose.

I envy those big-mouthed, loose-assed whores too.

by Anonymousreply 6104/02/2021

This hurts my heart. Big penises are great to watch but when they actually want action, good fucking luck!

by Anonymousreply 6204/02/2021

[quote] After choking, moaning, yelping

Did you give them five stars?

by Anonymousreply 6304/02/2021

AS a teenager, one of the biggest cocks I’ve ever had was attached to an absolute loser. He invited me out to San Diego for two weeks and I found out he had a boyfriend and was stuck there with them. He had a caravan of fuck buddies and when I looked him up decades later, you can tell he wound up with a loose assed, big mouthed loser that could take that monstrosity on the daily. As an actor he had mediocre success his career and probably got most of the work from getting sucked off on a casting couch.

I also think it was sad because guys become absolutely transfixed and dickmatized by huge cock, and really don’t care or think about the person attached to it.

Maybe that’s why he was such a greasy loser.

by Anonymousreply 6404/03/2021

I love big dick only for anal.

by Anonymousreply 6504/03/2021

So many bottoms are size queens who simply cannot handle what they desire.

As a top I prefer a small dicked bottom. Musch prettier to look at.

by Anonymousreply 6604/03/2021

R57 Anal bleeding brings me closer to the woman inside me.

by Anonymousreply 6704/03/2021

R66 oh I can handle a big dick. I’m a versatile top btw and don’t laugh.

by Anonymousreply 6804/03/2021

It hurts my heart to hear gay men whine about big cocks. You guys are clearly outliers and don't exist in the real world.

by Anonymousreply 6904/03/2021

R69 we are quite real. In fact long ago most of of society appreciated a small dick, they are much more pleasant to look at.

by Anonymousreply 7004/03/2021

Average is best. There’s a reason why they’re average.

by Anonymousreply 7104/03/2021

No R70. No no no.

by Anonymousreply 7204/03/2021

That reminds me of one the funniest thread title I've read here: "Small Dicks Are Back!"

by Anonymousreply 7304/03/2021

I love big cocks. I have been fucked by one 12 inch; several 11 and ten inch dicks and many 7/8/9. Love them all! Am5 inch dick or under is to me a waste of time amd effort.

by Anonymousreply 7404/03/2021

Dayum.

Fucking you must be like throwing a paper airplane in space.

by Anonymousreply 7504/03/2021

No,silly. I do kegels.

by Anonymousreply 7604/03/2021

r75 doesn't require a response because she clearly doesn't know how the body works.

by Anonymousreply 7704/03/2021

My dad spoiled me with his 9 incher. I've since tried some other big ones but it's not the same.

by Anonymousreply 7804/03/2021

R77, what are you on about?

Throwing a paper airplane in space is useless and has no effect.

Kind of like fucking a ho.

by Anonymousreply 7904/03/2021

[quote] I'm always astonished as I see these huge thick cocks disappearing down guys' throats and up their asses in porn...

I guess being drugged out of your mind makes it easier to 'handle' a big fat 11 incher. I've seen gang bang scenes where the bottom seemed barely responsive.

by Anonymousreply 8004/03/2021

I like a big one, but Don is very short

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by Anonymousreply 8104/03/2021

My idea of idea cocks.... nice big smooth balls, not too thick, not too long, not too short...

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by Anonymousreply 8204/04/2021

Beautiful, R82

by Anonymousreply 8304/04/2021

Those are very nice, r82.

by Anonymousreply 8404/04/2021

those are big cocks, Mary.

by Anonymousreply 8504/04/2021

I’m 6’3 with a 4 inch hard cock. 1 inch soft. Small balls. It’s so embarrassing

by Anonymousreply 8604/04/2021

R82= Goldicocks

by Anonymousreply 8704/04/2021

R86 sounds hot, no reason to be embarrassed.

Obese hog men can lose weight but your dick is out of your control. Be proud and know many of us would love it.

by Anonymousreply 8804/04/2021

I like average dicks at the end of the day (or beginning of the day for that matter) . Big ones are great to look at but in my experience can be somewhat awkward and painful.

by Anonymousreply 89Last Monday at 1:11 AM

[quote]Big ones are great to look at but in my experience can be somewhat awkward and painful.

I had a friend that used to say "What am I supposed to do with it? Throw it over my shoulder and burp it?" Probably not original but I did enjoy the visual.

by Anonymousreply 90Last Monday at 11:46 PM

I have a big cock (9x6) and it can be a pain to handle.

Yes there are bottoms who can deep throat it and take it up their asses in one gulp, but those are rare .

Most Cant.

I do love the ones who get so excited by it that they cum one second after I get in

by Anonymousreply 91Last Tuesday at 12:21 AM

The big ones hit my prostate and make me cum.

by Anonymousreply 92Last Tuesday at 2:08 AM

R91 why would you like that? do they let you keep pumping after they cum?

by Anonymousreply 93Last Tuesday at 2:12 AM

R92 Are you some kind of freak. The prostate is typically 3 inches in.

by Anonymousreply 94Last Tuesday at 2:26 AM

My prostate is at least 7 inches in because I'm only satisfied with 8 to 10 inches sliding over it and up my colon.

by Anonymousreply 95Last Tuesday at 2:35 AM

Sorry OP, we don't admit amateurs in this club. Move along Toots.

by Anonymousreply 96Last Tuesday at 2:37 AM

Is there such a thing as a 10-inch colon?

by Anonymousreply 97Last Tuesday at 2:39 AM

R94 I get where he's coming from, I'm not sure of the exact anatomy of my ass but I definitely need a bigger dick to hit my prostate, about 8 inches.

by Anonymousreply 98Last Tuesday at 2:42 AM

[quote] Is there such a thing as a 10-inch colon?

Have you ever seen Armond Rizzo take one of those whoppers he's famous for? Or Mark Evrett take a grown man's arm up to the elbow? Plus in the back of the rectum is the entrance to the lower intestine (aka "the second pussy").

by Anonymousreply 99Last Tuesday at 2:50 AM

No one's prostate is 7" in. It's located just behind the upper taint area. It's just that a straight pecker has a hard time touching it unless the bottom is quite limber and knows up to arch properly. An upturned cock is good for schtupping a guy on his back. A downturned cock is good for schtupping a guy on his knees.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Tuesday at 2:53 AM

R93, no, they don’t let me keep pumping

They come and the sex is over but it’s still hot

by Anonymousreply 101Last Tuesday at 3:57 AM

I used to feel less than adequate with all the 8 and 9 inchers on Craigslist but I have been told by many that my dick is the perfect size for sucking. I guess it doesn't hurt I cum buckets too.

by Anonymousreply 102Last Tuesday at 4:32 AM

R99, Are you an idiot? [quote] Plus in the back of the rectum is the entrance to the lower intestine (aka "the second pussy").

The only thing in “the back of the rectum” is the rectum. IN BACK of the rectum is the sacrum.

There is no such thing as the “lower intestine”.

What’s the first pussy?

It’s no mystery you can’t find your prostate!!

by Anonymousreply 103Last Tuesday at 4:58 AM

You're clearly the idiot R103. Where the fuck do you think waste products enter the colon/rectum from? From the lower GI tract (or lower intestine). And obviously the "first pussy" is the anus you clammering nitwit.

Rectum: the final section of the large intestine, terminating at the anus.

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by Anonymousreply 104Last Tuesday at 5:17 AM

Something happens when I take a really big cock. After it gets in, I suddenly feel amazingly relaxed.

by Anonymousreply 105Last Tuesday at 5:31 AM

R105 You're a natural bottom, babe. Be proud!

by Anonymousreply 106Last Tuesday at 5:35 AM

After the rectum is the "sigmoid colon". That's where big cocks go. They don't even need to be so big. Depends how long some bottom's rectum is! Fists often go further, into the descending colon.

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by Anonymousreply 107Last Tuesday at 5:36 AM

Anuses just weren't designed for cocks I guess :(

by Anonymousreply 108Last Tuesday at 5:41 AM

Except the male equivalent of the G spot is found inside the anus, go figure.

by Anonymousreply 109Last Tuesday at 5:43 AM

Basically, those who love big dicks love the sensation of the dick and penis head rubbing back and forth on the prostate. It is easy to get that sensation with a large dick, so I get it.

However, you can get the same with a smaller tool if you are in the right position.

by Anonymousreply 110Last Tuesday at 5:47 AM

Once again thank you, Dr. Sigmoid Friend @ R107

by Anonymousreply 111Last Tuesday at 5:51 AM

Many of DL's eldergays don't need to know this biology, since no dicks ever go near holes in that universe, and haven't since "Gay Cancer" locked down their junk decades ago.

by Anonymousreply 112Last Tuesday at 5:56 AM

r109 ah yes the imaginary "G spot"

by Anonymousreply 113Last Tuesday at 6:36 AM

Try pegging, OP. You’ll eventually get there.

by Anonymousreply 114Last Tuesday at 7:29 AM

I once had a really big cocked guy about eight and very wide. He fucked me and we both came, but he stayed inside, and fucked me again. It felt good ar the time, but my hole was sore for about a week after. But Hell yeah, I’d do it again.

by Anonymousreply 115Last Tuesday at 12:59 PM

DM me.

by Anonymousreply 116Last Tuesday at 1:23 PM

Why? You want advice on how to take it too, Tammy?

by Anonymousreply 117Last Tuesday at 1:25 PM

These types of cocks are the absolute worst!

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by Anonymousreply 118Last Tuesday at 2:11 PM

I can enjoy beer cans if I have whiskey and poppers.

by Anonymousreply 119Last Tuesday at 2:12 PM

My perfect size, not to small, not too big

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by Anonymousreply 120Last Tuesday at 7:20 PM

I’m average length, but quite girthy - 6” around with a very fat head. There are plenty of guys who love the look but then can’t comfortably take it, which is fine - there are plenty of other fun things to do. OTOH there are some guys that really enjoy sucking or getting fucked by me - we just fit together well. Everyone is built differently. .

by Anonymousreply 121Last Tuesday at 7:40 PM

My thick veiny ten incher has been a very heavy cross to bear in my life. Hard to keep lovers and it severely cramped my gigs as a runway model in Europe when I needed money to support my doctoral studies in Physics at Cambridge.

by Anonymousreply 122Last Tuesday at 7:51 PM

[quote] Hard to keep lovers and it severely cramped my gigs as a runway model in Europe

How so?

by Anonymousreply 123Last Tuesday at 8:39 PM

R123, that "whooshing" sound you heard was the joke going right over your head.

by Anonymousreply 124Last Tuesday at 9:00 PM

I'm a shower R123 so my soft cock bulge is large and was considered vulgar. With my 32 inch waist and 160 pounds for 6¨1¨, it profiled like a third leg.

by Anonymousreply 125Last Tuesday at 9:06 PM

OP, maybe you'll like my vagina.

by Anonymousreply 126Last Tuesday at 9:07 PM

Dear lord, R125... I need to see a pic!

You sound fucking hot.

How about a little tease? Only body. No face.

Pretty please? :oP

by Anonymousreply 127Last Tuesday at 9:19 PM

[quote] it severely cramped my gigs as a runway model in Europe when I needed money to support my doctoral studies in Physics at Cambridge.

You went doctor school too?

by Anonymousreply 128Last Wednesday at 8:30 AM

I guess it's not just my ass that bleeds easily.

I went to get a Covid test yesterday, and today my nose was bleeding profusely.

I don't know what the fuck is up with that, but it's starting to get a bit worrisome.

by Anonymousreply 129Last Friday at 2:06 AM

R129 clotting factor.

Check with your doctor but typically nothing to worry about.

by Anonymousreply 130Last Friday at 2:09 AM

I adore big dicks. Can think about it all day/night long

by Anonymousreply 131Last Friday at 2:11 AM
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