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Ooh the lady got a gun! That's MISS Lindsey to you!

Have at her, boys!

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by Anonymousreply 60April 19, 2021 10:57 PM

I just want people to finally say about me “He sure is packin’”

by Anonymousreply 1March 28, 2021 2:25 PM

I always assumed he'd be more a pearl handled pistol between the bosoms kind of guy.

by Anonymousreply 2March 28, 2021 2:30 PM

Full on Kabuki

by Anonymousreply 3March 28, 2021 2:33 PM

Miss Lindsey’s first time shooting (a gun that is).

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by Anonymousreply 4March 28, 2021 2:33 PM

R4 👀😍😂👀😍😂

by Anonymousreply 5March 28, 2021 2:37 PM

Like Annie, I’d tell him ‘you can't get a man with a gun.’

by Anonymousreply 6March 28, 2021 2:40 PM

Grotesque and foolish.

by Anonymousreply 7March 28, 2021 2:48 PM

This bitch being capable of even loading, much less handling an AR is so fucking laughable. Who does this cartoon character think she is fooling? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

by Anonymousreply 8March 28, 2021 2:50 PM

Lindsey's got a gun Lindsey's got a gun Her whole world's come undone From lookin' straight at the sun

by Anonymousreply 9March 28, 2021 3:35 PM

Why the fuck would a gang decide to head to South Carolina?

by Anonymousreply 10March 28, 2021 3:38 PM

To deflower the Senatrix of course, R10!

by Anonymousreply 11March 28, 2021 3:40 PM

The Senatrice always looks on the verge of tears. Someone that emotionally unstable should not have access to firearms.

by Anonymousreply 12March 28, 2021 3:54 PM

He'll shoot his eye out.

by Anonymousreply 13March 28, 2021 4:00 PM

He tells the rentboys to put on a uniform and then put the muzzle of the AR15 into places where it really shouldn’t go.

by Anonymousreply 14March 28, 2021 4:06 PM

Missy's porch cam.

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by Anonymousreply 15March 28, 2021 4:17 PM

Somebody please put her head on Doris in AGYG. Or perhaps Molly Brown.

by Anonymousreply 16March 28, 2021 4:18 PM

She would handle an AR15 just as well as she would handle an out of control floor buffer.

by Anonymousreply 17March 28, 2021 4:20 PM

"Call of Duty Black Ops: Race War," starring Lady G

by Anonymousreply 18March 28, 2021 5:10 PM

What a miserable sack of shit he is

by Anonymousreply 19March 28, 2021 5:32 PM

"We're terrified of a 5'5" senior citizen" said no gang members ever

by Anonymousreply 20March 28, 2021 5:48 PM

in regards to a "gang"?, send over the chippendales or the men from thunder from down under in thongs and blowing kisses to him as their "weapons" and ole lindsey will fall over backwards in surrender!...

on a more serious note, yeah, south carolina gangs (so many of them! uh huh!) come armed with Ar-15's themselves when they want to invade a home! happens ALL THE TIME! (monumental sarcasm!)

by Anonymousreply 21March 28, 2021 5:51 PM

[quote]To deflower the Senatrix, of course, r10!

Donald Trump already took care of that.

by Anonymousreply 22March 28, 2021 5:59 PM

I guess Miz Lindsey and Raphael Cruz are Putin's newest #1 & 2 britches, because they're out here making damn fools of themselves.

And I'm willing to bet the senatrice leaned on Georgia lawmakers to pass those voter suppression laws. If the DOJ isn't looking into that, then they're useless.

by Anonymousreply 23March 28, 2021 6:04 PM

Convinced he has a stack of gay porn reaching to his eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 24March 28, 2021 6:07 PM

Please, the only gangs this bitch knows about are the Jets and Sharks. Oh, and gangbangs.

by Anonymousreply 25March 28, 2021 6:09 PM

Doesn’t he live in the low lands or what ever they call it? That’s all going to underwater, he’d be better off buying a boat.

by Anonymousreply 26March 28, 2021 6:45 PM

It’s not the guns he’s so interested in, it the strapping hunky soldiers of fortune to operate them that he hired that is really the big draw for him.

by Anonymousreply 27March 28, 2021 6:47 PM

R20 He's only 5'5??

by Anonymousreply 28March 28, 2021 7:12 PM

How many gangs of dusky people have gone on murderous rampages after tornadoes?

by Anonymousreply 29March 28, 2021 7:14 PM

He’s so hunky!!

by Anonymousreply 30March 28, 2021 7:14 PM

[quote]He's only 5'5??

No way! He's at least 5'7"!

by Anonymousreply 31March 28, 2021 7:29 PM

God she’s totally gonna get shot at. In the face...It’s gonna be sticky.

by Anonymousreply 32March 28, 2021 7:32 PM

Oh a petite power bottom. I knew one from SC. Hot little fuck but he stole from me.

by Anonymousreply 33March 28, 2021 7:39 PM

Now the ideas in my head I can sort of see her as the post apocalyptic warlord of New Dixie (formerly South Carolina) leading a suspiciously all twink militia.

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by Anonymousreply 34March 28, 2021 7:59 PM

[quote] Why the fuck would a gang decide to head to South Carolina?

For the golf, of course.

by Anonymousreply 35March 28, 2021 8:25 PM

Hey he was in the military. Probably can shoot as well as Petey.

by Anonymousreply 36March 28, 2021 8:30 PM

The Ladies’ Auxiliary is hardly the military.

by Anonymousreply 37March 28, 2021 8:36 PM

[quote] ole lindsey will fall over backwards in surrender!...

Forward surely, with hoop skirt lifted and presenting.

by Anonymousreply 38March 28, 2021 8:39 PM

Defending her property and honor at all costs.

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by Anonymousreply 39March 28, 2021 8:45 PM

He just needs the right outfit to go with the new gun.

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by Anonymousreply 40March 28, 2021 8:49 PM

Fucking image linking here

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by Anonymousreply 41March 28, 2021 8:51 PM

fucking closet cunt

by Anonymousreply 42March 28, 2021 8:52 PM

[quote]Why the fuck would a gang decide to head to South Carolina?

He means black people.

by Anonymousreply 43March 29, 2021 2:56 AM

Those negroes don't stand a chance against a butch stud like me! *giggles*

by Anonymousreply 44March 29, 2021 3:09 AM

When will this boozy bitch’s liver finally shut down?

by Anonymousreply 45March 29, 2021 3:30 AM

r4 .. Outtake from The Birdcage.

by Anonymousreply 46March 29, 2021 3:37 AM

They're spillin' the tea on Miss Lindz

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by Anonymousreply 47March 29, 2021 5:06 AM

Is there a dildo molded from Putin's cock and named AR-15? Because that's the only phallic shaped thing I see in Miz Lindz's liver spotted hands.

by Anonymousreply 48March 29, 2021 5:10 AM

Everybody run!

The Homecoming Queen's got a gun!

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by Anonymousreply 49March 29, 2021 5:18 AM

Lindz is looking ELDERLY of late, no?

by Anonymousreply 50March 29, 2021 5:39 AM

If those hooligans even think of stealing my Madame Alexander dolls, I'll show them who's boss!

by Anonymousreply 51March 29, 2021 5:22 PM

Shootin' at the walls of heartache

Bang bang

Lindz is the warrior

by Anonymousreply 52March 29, 2021 5:26 PM

Bang bang I shot my rent boy down.

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by Anonymousreply 53March 29, 2021 5:46 PM

This can't happen soon enough.

by Anonymousreply 54March 29, 2021 7:55 PM

Lindsey has aged so much in the last few years. It's as if the life force and will to live is just draining right out of him.

I understand he had to cheat to win his little election. Quite the burden to bear for such a tiny so-called man.

by Anonymousreply 55March 29, 2021 8:21 PM

On insurrection day, she must of wanted a group of brut power boys to lift her up into arms and carry her to the a dignitary suite in the Trump hotel to be deflowered in extraordinary ways.

by Anonymousreply 56March 30, 2021 12:37 PM

[quote] she must of wanted

Oh, DEAR!

by Anonymousreply 57March 30, 2021 12:54 PM

Enough about this trash, how’s Lindsey Wagner doing?

by Anonymousreply 58March 30, 2021 1:25 PM

She still needs a beret and money.

by Anonymousreply 59March 30, 2021 1:31 PM

She spends most of her outside D.C. time in Mar-a-Lago, not S.C.

Is she doing any work in behalf of S.C? Not from the appearance of the state.

She's tending to Trump's needs, whatever that may be.

by Anonymousreply 60April 19, 2021 10:57 PM
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