Let's pretend we're White Entertainment Television

I'm every Hallmark movie.

We're the back-to-back reruns of [italic]Who's the Boss[/italic] and [italic]Growing Pains[/italic].

“This weekend on WET, every M*A*S*H ever!”

[quote] “This weekend on WET, every M*A*S*H ever!”

Sorry, [italic]M*A*S*H[/italic] is ineligible because of Spearchucker Jones. And none of us can agree on whether Jamie Farr is white.

I'm the daily four hour Friends marathon.

I'm FOX "news"

I’m the Friends re-runs every night at 6, 6:30, 7, and 7:30.

I'm the 7th Heaven reruns with the dad's face blurred out.

We're the Thanksgiving weekend marathon of every episode of [italic]Charles in Charge[/italic].

I’m the Dukes of Hazard marathon.

I'm the Jeff Dunham Puppet Power Hour.

I'm a Julie Andrews movie marathon with [italic]The Sound of Music[/italic] re-edited so the Nazis win.

I’m the Tiger Woods documentary.

I'm the Brenda Dickson Show starring Brenda Dickson and Miss Brenda Dickson

I am every TV show ever on CBS.

I’m Andy Griffith Show and Mayberry RFD. Southern town with only white people ever in jail.

I'm Britney Spears's new talk show.

I'm the NASCAR special.

I'm an endless supply of great classic films and TV shows

I'm Betty!

OP: Why is this thread necessary? You, dear, are part of the problem, having relinquished a more beneficial role on the side of solution.

Sad.

R21 is a conservative who accuses liberals of having no sense of humor, but has no sense of humor himself

WET already exists. It's called Fox News.

We’re the ginormous talking heads! We look like characters Stephen King couldn’t sell because he used a pseudonym and lots of drugs.

I'm Gilligan's Island.

Do not forget to DVR the "Duck Dynasty" Labor Day Marathon!

I'm the John Wayne movies.

I'm the complete backlog of "The History Channel" programming from when it was "The World War II Channel".

I’m the endless stream of “Talk To Your Doctor About”...

I assume you:

1. have a doctor

2. can obtain an appointment

3, your doctor’s network has been exposed to my drug rep

4. My medicine is covered by your insurance plan

I'm the endless JESUS shows from 2am until 7am, except Sundays when I'm 2am until noon.

I'm the commercials for Wonder Bread, mayonnaise, and Velveeta.

I'm the nightly primetime showing of "The Lawrence Welk Show."

I'm Nancy Grace hosting a revival of Kids Say the Darnedest Things.

I’m Sarah Lawrence Action Media (SLAM), who buys time on WET. I do nothing but talk about how terrible I am.

I'm Paula Deen, y'all. I knew I'd find a home somewhere! Now, who wants butter?!! 😂

"I'm the 7th Heaven reruns with the dad's face blurred out."

The plan is to CGI dad's face over whatshisname.

I'm the TotMom mini-series. No child ever went missing before Caley and no child ever went missing after, for there was no more perfect child.

Well, since White men invented television, the technology and established the networks and all the other gazillion things that go along with transmitting moving pictures through the air, I think it's pretty safe to say that's all white entertainment television.

Funny how a discussion about this particular brand of television doesn't seem to piss anyone off. Imagine that.

Hey 38 and 39, if you're not gonna play the game then STFU!

I’m the commercials that has been remade for all the woke people

I'm the Ken Burns documentary marathon. You might as well kill yourself now because you'll want to anyway once we get to hour three.

I’m the detective and police shows that hasn’t been remade so that all the perpetrators are white

'The Dick Van Dyke Show', 'The Fugitive', 'The Ed Sullivan Show', 'The Odd Couple', 'Your Show of Shows', 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show', 'Columbo', 'The Honeymooners', 'South Park', 'I Love Lucy', 'Mad Men', 'The Sopranos', Boardwalk Empire, 'The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson','The Tonight Show With Jack Parr', 'The Tonight Show With Steve Allen', 'Late Night With David Letterman', The Ernie Kvacs Show, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus', 'Star Trek', Battlestar Galactica, The X-Files , 'Twin Peaks', 'M*A*S*H', 'All in the Family', NYPD Blue, 'The Twilight Zone', 'The Simpsons', Cheers, Lost, Seinfeld, Fawlty Towers....etc and etc...

I'm the NRA Channel

I'm the higher ratings than BET, but no one wants to talk why that is.

I'm The Cosby Show. You guys are cool if I just hang over here, right?

There wouldn't be woke commercials, there would be new white commercials! Heck, all new white products!

I’m the advertising for MyPillow.

I'm the Donald and Melania Trump commemorative coin commercials.

I'm "Sundays with Right Wing Jesus"

I'm the housefrauen in flyover states, tweeting and emailing WET about giving Jennifer Garner a two-hour block to read to chickens and bake things. She is our flabby, hillbilly queen.

I'm the black entertainers who cries diversity so I can get a part in the higher rated shows and once I'm hired I will complain about everything not being accepting of me, I WILL be the lead by the end of the show or else I'll call everyone a racist who has caused me LITERAL violence by not paying me in tens of millions. Sure, I was raised in a middle class household but my pain is greater than any white persons, even a homeless one without health insurance.

I'm the Sharon Osbourne Show.

Is BET all trash programming or is the OP an anti-white racist pig?

R5, just say the N-word since it’s what you really are saying every time you say “anti-white racist.” You can dish it out but you can’t take it. That is why this thread exists.

R32 , Sorry the LW Show had Arthur Duncan .

I'm the Mama's Family marathon Every Sunday

R44, at least 2/3 of those shows were integrated.

I’m the upcoming marathon in honor of Norman Lear‘s one hundredth birthday. The only shows I will be including are [italic]One Day at a Time, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, [/italic] and [italic]Fernwood 2Night [/italic].

I'm the clip of Meghan playing on a loop in front of an exclusively white studio audience sadly announcing that no one has asked her if she's okay. The entire auditorium roars with laughter throughout.

[quote]Is BET all trash programming or is the OP an anti-white racist pig?

Hmm. Both?

I once heard a joke that if the KKK took over BET they wouldn't change a thing.

[quote] I'm the daily four hour Friends marathon.

I'm the daily four hour [italic]Full House[/italic] marathon that comes first.

R43, I appreciate your programming suggestions, but these will not be seen on WET any time soon:

[quote]'The Dick Van Dyke Show',

Too Jewish. And Dick Van Dyke is technically a Black man.

[quote] 'The Ed Sullivan Show',

Please, they had more Black artists on that show than Lawrence Welk did on his.

[quote]'The Odd Couple',

They remade it with Black people. No dice.

[quote] 'Your Show of Shows',

See above.

[quote]'The Mary Tyler Moore Show',

Last time I checked, Gordie the weatherman was Black. And it was Oprah’s favorite show.

[quote]'South Park',

What race is Chef again, could you remind me?

[quote]'I Love Lucy',

Earliest mixed marriage on TV. First it's that, next it'll be [italic]The Jeffersons[/italic]. Vamoose!

[quote]'Mad Men',

Don and Betty had a Black maid. Next, you'll be asking us to show [italic]Gimme A Break![/italic] This isn't TV One, Shaquita!

[quote]'The Sopranos', Boardwalk Empire,

Two shows that stereotype Italians, the whitest white people who ever whited, as murderous thugs?

[quote]'The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson','The Tonight Show With Jack Parr', 'The Tonight Show With Steve Allen', 'Late Night With David Letterman',

I'm pretty sure they had nonwhite guests on all those shows. And you misspelled Jack Paar.

[quote]'Monty Python's Flying Circus',

Too many Blackface sketches.

[quote] 'Star Trek',

Are you kidding me? Uhura was Black and Sulu was Japanese

[quote]The X-Files ,

I'm pretty sure they had some Black people on this show at some point. Ever notice why aliens usually land where there are lots of white people?

[quote] 'All in the Family',

Now I know you're not serious. There were so many Black people on this show they didn't have room for all of them so they got spinoffs.

[quote]NYPD Blue,

You mean the show with Jimmy Smits and James McDaniel? Pass. And don't count on seeing [italic]Silver Spoons[/italic] anytime soon, either. Black people not only acted in that show, they created it. Trump supporter or not, Ricky Schroder is a race traitor.

[quote]'The Twilight Zone',

They did an episode with a Japanese guy confronting an ex-WWII GI. Disqualified. Plus, a Black man rebooted it recently.

[quote]'The Simpsons',

They’re not white, they’re yellow. And they just had to recast the Black characters with Black actors so they’ll be impersonating white people’s impersonation of Black people. It’s like a Black man doing an Al Jolson impression. Don’t count on seeing anything of his on our network, either. Save that for TCM’s White-Guilt-A-Thon every February.

[quote]Cheers,

Only if they find the lost Mrs. Littlefield footage from the pilot. There are rumors that it was a ripoff of a locally produced sitcom from Boston that actually had Black people in it. Ted Danson doing Blackface lends credence to that rumor.

[quote]Seinfeld,

While I appreciate Michael Richards' honesty about how times have changed, there are still too many Black people on it to include it. Furthermore, the whiteness of Jews is a matter of debate in a way it is not for Italians. At least this Kramer was less likely to slum it than Margaux Kramer from that insidious race-mixing propaganda known as [italic]Punky Brewster[/italic].

[quote]Fawlty Towers

Manuel is Spanish. Spain is where the ancestors of Mexicans come from. No mas. Plus, they make jokes about Black people.

[quote]....etc and etc...

That's from [italic]The King & I[/italic], more race-mixing propaganda which we promise we will never show.

Oh, and BET has white people on it. Just ask Eminem.

I'm the spinoff channel: WET for Polka, the 24-hour polka station! Call your local cable provider to ask them to carry it.

I’m the network’s first original sitcom: [italic]Hangin’ Mr. Cooper[/italic].

I’m the refreshing lack of mispronounced words and phrases.

This thread are em actually long for a new talk show featuring Roseanne Barr, Paula Dean, and Sharon Osbourne as hosts. I’d love to get some truth bombs in daytime TV instead of the crap the networks feed us.

I’m the network’s first original dramatic anthology series: [italic]Hate, American Style[/italic].

R65 All of the excellent programming listed above were written, directed and produced by white people. Mostly white men.

Now you’re just moving the goalposts.

I'm HBO.

[quote]All of the excellent programming listed above were written, directed and produced by white people. Mostly white men.

Most of those "white men" were Jews. Carl Reiner? Jew. Neil Simon? Jew. James L. Brooks? Jew. Sid Caesar? Not only a Jew, but the man who gave both Mel Brooks and Woody Allen their starts. And Neil Simon, too. Jew, Jew, and Jew. Matt Stone? Jew. Matt Weiner? Jew. James Burrows? Jew. Larry David? Jew.

R74 Why do you have white men in quotes? They were all white men.

As I wrote: "All of the excellent programming listed above were written, directed and produced by white people. Mostly white men."

I'm the BOWLING FOR DOLLARS reboot on Saturday afternoons, with your host, Kathy Lee Gifford.

Guttman, Dorothy. GUTTMAN!

For the younger folk: POLKA MUSIC VIDEO 3 afternoons a week at 4pm.

I'm the all-white reboot of [italic]What's Happening!![/italic] set in Berlin in the 1930s.

I'm The John Wayne Gacy Hour

All of television is white entertainment. Who do you think signs the checks?

There will be a channel dedicated to Downton Abby and similar shows where the characters reflect actual history. There will be no black Anne Boylyn on WET. That's hot - the WET channel.

I'm WET's "Evening At The Kennedy Center: An All-Star Tribute To Dan Fogelberg" featuring Gordon Lightfoot, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Michael Stipe & Emmylou Harris.

Brought to you by Wonderbread brand whitebread.

R83 wins!

What, no John Ford Coley?

Sunday night line-up: Little House on the Prairie, The Waltons, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman

The Jeff Foxworthy Comedy Hour

[quote] I'm the John Wayne movies.

Oh no, R27. We don't have the budget to use CGI to remove all those Indians or even to make them white.

I'm the commercials for guns.

I’m the Jason Bateman/Jennifer Aniston movie marathon:

The Break Up The Switch Horrible Bosses Horrible Bosses 2

Sponsored by Crest White Luxe Supreme Flexifit Whitestrips

"Gone With The Wind," the series, in which serial killer/lumber baroness Scarlett makes a killing on prison slave labor while secretly murdering every Yankee she can get.

Jamie Farr is second generation Arab American, so counts as white in the census, but I'm not so sure about Stormfront.

Among the many scientists instrumental in creating television as we know it are Kenjiro Takayanagi and Isaac Shoenberg. Suck it, white nationalists.

R92 It's better to just say Caucasian but people who think white and have no quality of their own have only the skin they're born with don't want to lumped in with brown Caucasians.

I’m the Alyssa Milano movie marathon sponsored by Shinola.

What a tiresome thread

I’m Lori Loughlin’s arts and crafts show. Today we’ll show you how to make a shiv out of a bar of soap.

I'm the Fleetwood Mac concert that airs every 24 hours.

We’re the reruns of [italic]The Jetsons[/italic], a vision of an all-white utopian future centered on a man whose employer looks like midget Hitler.

I’m mayonnaise.