And the Lordt said, let them have CAKES!!! 🍑🍑🍑
God Damn, those cakes be rock’n
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 12, 2021 11:12 PM |
Who is this?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 12, 2021 11:15 PM |
I bet he goes through one toilet seat per month.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 12, 2021 11:16 PM |
We don’t say “cakes,” dear.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 12, 2021 11:18 PM |
And he's a ginger! big/thick pink penis !!!!! fire bush !!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 12, 2021 11:20 PM |
T-Rex arms but I can overlook it
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 12, 2021 11:21 PM |
Hi Ryan / OP.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 12, 2021 11:22 PM |
Gross OP. That guy's fat.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 12, 2021 11:36 PM |
Perfection
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 12, 2021 11:49 PM |
Does he do full frontal in OF?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 12, 2021 11:49 PM |
where are the dick pics?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 13, 2021 12:04 AM |
An inflatable like this needs a big, hefty valve.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 13, 2021 12:05 AM |
I smell 'roids...
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 13, 2021 12:08 AM |
That's got to be enhanced/altered
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 13, 2021 12:10 AM |
So butts like that get stinky pretty fast? I’m not a gay man, and that thing just looks like stink and farts and trapped poop to me.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 13, 2021 12:46 AM |
R15 eeeeeewww gross, I guess I will have to pass on that prime piece of ass.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 13, 2021 12:49 AM |
R15 if you aren't a gay man then fuck off. Your opinions are worthless.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 13, 2021 1:22 AM |
[quote]fire bush !!!!!
Clown pubes.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 13, 2021 1:28 AM |
In the south that would be deluxe swamp butt, but it’s pretty to look at. Do you think it’s really roids?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 13, 2021 1:35 AM |
How many months until we see it get plowed? He says he's a top but he's known to bottom for bbc.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 13, 2021 1:43 AM |
He’s really beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 13, 2021 1:48 AM |
Holy fuck’n booty buffet. A rimmers dream come true.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 13, 2021 1:50 AM |
I. Will. Never. Get. It.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 13, 2021 1:50 AM |
What’s his professional/real name?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 13, 2021 1:59 AM |
Ryan Walker Quadzilla86 rw210
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 13, 2021 2:08 AM |
I will never understand why people like giant fat asses like that. So fucking gross. Pointless. Useless.
Give me a smooth tight toned ass any day.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 13, 2021 2:24 AM |
F.A.T
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 13, 2021 2:27 AM |
Look at his ASS, dumbass. That ass is FAT. Not "phat", but FAT. Jesus. Open your eyes. It's right there in the goddamned OP.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 13, 2021 2:45 AM |
🤢 🤮🤢 🤮🤢 🤮🤢 🤮🤢 🤮
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 13, 2021 2:52 AM |
Has he got gyno?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 13, 2021 2:53 AM |
[quote]Has he got gyno?
Don't know, but he looks like he eats a lot of gyros!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 13, 2021 3:04 AM |
He’s got a perfect body tbh
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 13, 2021 3:04 AM |
Lol @ this guy being fat. If anything he is phat.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 13, 2021 3:50 AM |
His ass is the size of a fucking beach ball. That's fat. And gross.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 13, 2021 4:16 AM |
I’d rather have that than some skinny dude w an ass like an old man.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 13, 2021 5:01 AM |
🎂[italic] Let Them EAT Cake
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 13, 2021 5:06 AM |
Yuck. I like tall lanky dudes with little butts.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 13, 2021 5:09 AM |
I thought it was black in the OPs pic.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 13, 2021 5:10 AM |
[quote] I thought it was black in the OPs pic.
"It"?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 13, 2021 5:12 AM |
Firm, tight asses are awesome. Big old asses are no more attractive than big old guts.
THIS is a perfect ass:
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 13, 2021 5:16 AM |
I think if he’s got one of those mushy “chick bootys” it’s fat. However, if his glutes are as muscular as his thighs, he’s a winner!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 13, 2021 5:23 AM |
Big Booty Bitches!
Big BIG Booty Bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 13, 2021 5:30 AM |
This is a portrait of mental illness.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 13, 2021 5:47 AM |
THUNDER THIGHS!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 13, 2021 5:50 AM |
You flat ass cunts are just jealous.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 13, 2021 1:33 PM |
R49 Yup
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 13, 2021 2:04 PM |
I hate myself just a little bit for finding him hot.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 13, 2021 2:11 PM |
That fat dumper is delish.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 13, 2021 2:16 PM |
Resurrecting this thread since "Presenting Cakes" was deleted. Here's a nice one.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 12, 2021 8:04 PM |
Can’t stand Ryan
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 12, 2021 8:11 PM |
Booty booty booty booty booty đź‘…
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 12, 2021 8:12 PM |
Giant womanly asses are gross.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 12, 2021 8:49 PM |
[quote] Resurrecting this thread since "Presenting Cakes" was deleted.
Why was it deleted?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 13, 2021 4:38 AM |
I’ve met him. He’s not that hot in person and his face is meh at best. He’s also full of himself. He’s someone who definitely thinks he is hotter than he is because guys like you gas him up.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 23, 2021 11:14 PM |
R60, what does his ass look like in person?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 23, 2021 11:17 PM |
It looks like a black womans ass.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 23, 2021 11:20 PM |
He definitely thinks that he is IT! That said, he's probably made more from OnlyFans than I will see in a decade.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 23, 2021 11:25 PM |
[quote] It looks like a black womans ass.
In person?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 23, 2021 11:29 PM |
The guy in OP’s link, Ryan, is straight, right?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 23, 2021 11:34 PM |
He gots them These 'n Those!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 23, 2021 11:37 PM |
No, he's gay. I've seen him on Scruff in LIC.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 23, 2021 11:51 PM |
Lots of people could use his pic on Scruff
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 23, 2021 11:55 PM |
He’s fat fit
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 23, 2021 11:56 PM |
He’s gay.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 24, 2021 12:05 AM |
I'm with OP, & R29.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 24, 2021 12:09 AM |
Damn, that butt could make the biggest power bottoms turn into tops
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 24, 2021 12:10 AM |
I love bubble butts lie the ops photo. To the point I'd love to separate those cheeks and tease his hole with my tongue before I fuck him.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 24, 2021 12:13 AM |
So much photoshop. People be dumb.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 24, 2021 12:13 AM |
I wanna stick it in
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 24, 2021 12:31 AM |
Memorable, indeed.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 24, 2021 12:44 AM |
I love a huge ass like this!
Y'all sissies need to go back to fucking anorexic gym carcasses!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 24, 2021 1:33 AM |
Wouldn't you need at least 8" to even get inside?
Butt I guess you could do quite well just frotting that.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 24, 2021 1:44 AM |
R27: I need something to hold on to, when I’m kissing.-A guy with an ample bum.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 24, 2021 2:29 AM |
[quote] [R15] if you aren't a gay man then fuck off. Your opinions are worthless.
Amen sister
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 24, 2021 5:25 PM |
[quote] Wouldn't you need at least 8" to even get inside? Butt I guess you could do quite well just frotting that.
That’s what I was wondering, can an average dick even penetrate that massive crack and get to the good stuff? He’s a ginger, so you know his hole is pretty and pink.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 24, 2021 5:37 PM |
Can you say FAT ?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 24, 2021 5:40 PM |
If he does a dildo video on his OF, he should totally call it Pretty in Pink.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 24, 2021 6:59 PM |
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big.
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look! She's just so... black!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 25, 2021 2:50 AM |
[quote] Matt "We Bought A Zoo" Damon, jaw hitting the floor
Why mention Matt Damon or We Bought a Zoo, R84?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 25, 2021 2:54 AM |
You new here, r85 ?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 25, 2021 2:56 AM |
He’s BBC only.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 25, 2021 3:00 AM |
[quote] You new here, R85 ?
Somewhat.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 25, 2021 3:02 AM |
[quote] He’s BBC only.
He doesn't seem the type who'd be interested in news.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 25, 2021 3:03 AM |
Every Instagram shot is photoshopped and filtered to look perfect. EVERY ONE
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 25, 2021 3:44 AM |
R90, aren’t many Instaho photos photoshopped and filtered to death?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 25, 2021 8:46 PM |
[quote] So butts like that get stinky pretty fast? I’m not a gay man, and that thing just looks like stink and farts and trapped poop to me.
Would you say the same thing about a woman with a big ass? Or do you reserve that kind of disgusting comment for the gender that you happen not to be attracted to?
Because, on the average, female asses are much bigger than that and I seldom hear any straight guys calling them fart and poop traps. You may not like them, but no need to get gross, especially on a gay site. Get the fuck outta here insulting gay men/tastes.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 25, 2021 9:44 PM |
I heard he was a pro? Or is that just a vicious rumour?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 15, 2022 5:48 PM |
Has anyone ever rimmed an ass like this? It looks delicious, but difficult. Like you couldn’t get your tongue to the hole.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 15, 2022 5:56 PM |
The male Kim Kardashian, stay classy OP!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 15, 2022 6:00 PM |
Mmmmm. Madonna want!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 15, 2022 6:24 PM |
R97 Gross
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 15, 2022 7:30 PM |
Parquet floors are a deal breaker.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 15, 2022 7:35 PM |
I live near LIC in NYC and saw him (or someone using his pix) on the apps.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 16, 2022 1:07 PM |
Anything new on this one?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 8, 2022 7:55 PM |
Op, that ass is too much. Your dick will hardly get past the 3 inches of muscle or fat.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 8, 2022 8:16 PM |
It seems like implants to me. Could that thing really be natural?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 8, 2022 8:39 PM |
R77, its cute how you think those complaining are fucking anyone.
Those complaining most likely have tiny dicks hence their insecurity.
Also, a big womanly ass requires skinny legs and wide hips that stand out compared to rest of the body. That’s clearly not the case here.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 8, 2022 8:53 PM |
He's actually sort of funny on Twitter.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 1, 2022 6:33 PM |
I have a seat for him right here!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 1, 2022 6:49 PM |
Nice to see that whores still can try to make money here at the John D. Lounge residence.
Because the subject certainly knows his johns here.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 1, 2022 6:54 PM |
God I wish he was a pro. I'd pay whatever to have that ass in my face.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 1, 2022 7:32 PM |
Isn’t he a “pro”?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 2, 2022 12:41 AM |
Someone on this thread keeps saying he is but I see no evidence.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 2, 2022 3:45 PM |
His Insta features pix of his family reunion and I wonder if his sisters know he has monetized his smooth bubble ass.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 13, 2022 2:39 PM |
He looks like a shorty. Nice curves but if he’s not 6’ tall he’s way overbuilt, and it’s a bit of a downer if he’s not 5’10”
Fine to look at in pics, as long as he doesn’t stand near things that give perspective.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 13, 2022 2:57 PM |
Whenever I see some dude showing his hole, I assume that he's trying to appeal to gay men.
You just show the big, beefy ass if you are targeting a more general audience. But, making sure to show your hole is purely an attempt to attract gay men.
Make of that what you will.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 16, 2023 12:55 PM |
He is gay.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | January 16, 2023 1:05 PM |
It’s a very fine line to walk for hot guys with a big ass. How to show it off and draw guys in without being effeminate or trashy.
Like many gay men, I love a beautiful ass. But don’t wear tights with no shorts over them at the gym. Don’t take mirror selfies to use in the apps while sticking it out. Those of us looking for it can see it and appreciate it in shorts, or dress pants for that matter. Wait until I have you naked in front of me to use it a little and shake it around. And whatever you do, try to act like a man until then.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 16, 2023 1:06 PM |
R117 has stated her boundaries!!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 17, 2023 10:32 AM |