American Horror Story Season 10: WTF?

Macaulay needs to play John Waters in something.

at least Evan Peters is back.

What a strange coincidence.

(Fake) Fur hats the latest fashion trend?

Culkin doesn't [italic]need[/italic] to act to pay his bills, but he is an actor, and like most people with a lot of money he needs to do something with his life if he's not going to waste it dingo drugs (which is what he did for years). He genuinely looks handsome in that photo--he has a beautiful face with a nice square jaw, but his problem has always been as an adult that he's too thin. It's hard to see because he's wearing the coats, but it looks like he's finally been working out a little.

I doubt I will watch this because I really cannot stand Leslie Grossman--she's like the hyperaggressive, bossy women I tried to get away from in college.

a dingo ate my drugs!

[quote]“Pilgrim”

The Live and Times of John Wayne?

R4 I know, but I figured he'd be more like Daniel Radcliffe for Harry Potter. Not everything he's done has been GOOD, but it's always been interesting. Coming out of hibernation, for lack of a better word, for AHS Season 10 seems an odd choice.

Short hair suits Culkin

Nothing Murphy has given Leslie in the years since has matched Mary Cherry

I just watched Season 1 ("Murder House") again, for the first time since it was broadcast. It was great--and every subsequent season jsut goes downhill more and more.

Ryan Murphy never knows when to quit and move on.

[quote] Not everything he's done has been GOOD, but it's always been interesting. Coming out of hibernation, for lack of a better word, for AHS Season 10 seems an odd choice.

Well, keep in mind that Radcliffe never took a break from performing--as soon as the films ended he was doing things like How to Succeed on Broadway and The Woman in Black in the movies. Culkin took years and years off, and in Hollywood, how famous you once were for the work you did does not compare to how famous you are now for the work you do in terms of getting more work. Everyone knows Culkin's name, but barely anyone has seen anything he's done as an adult other than "Party Monster," which was an incredibly odd and mannered performance (because Michael Alig was an incredibly odd and mannered man).

I think frankly Culkin is lucky to get this role, and only is getting it because Murphy likes bringing in has-beens.

Last season (1984) was the first season that was truly awful.

Season 2 (Asylum) is probably my favorite.

Last season features hottie Gus Kentworthy. I'm a shallow bitch and all in for the hot male eye candy Ryan Murphy entertainment provides. And I love a good old style campy slasher movie.

Gus looks like a caveman.

I loathed the second half of Roanoke Island with the torture porn.

I agree Asylum is the best season so far.

Asylum featured even worse torture porn like Chloe Sevigny's character being disfigured just for being a woman who is honest about her sexual desires or whatever Sarah Paulson's character is put through.

I tried with 1984 because I LOVE slashers, but it was garbage. And Gus Kenworthy is gorgeous, but his acting skills couldn't power a 30w light bulb. I hope he sticks to sports and looking pretty.

'1984' made 80s slasher movies look like Kubrick films by comparison.

Macaulay looks rough. Or is it just make-up?

R11 fair points. I generally keep an eye on projects from the main Potter kids. Unless they take shopping advice from Johnny Depp, they'll never NEED to work so usually what they do is worth a look.

I loved Murder House and Asylum, hated Coven and Freak Show bored me. When Jessica bounced, I went with her

How come Ryan Murphy hasn’t brought back the other girl from Popular, the one who was dumped by Melissa Etheridge?

reminds me of Mary Cherry going hunting for baby seals

R21 I think she may not want to act anymore. She lives a quiet life with a new wife and kids.

I may very well be alone on this one, but I think "Cult" might be my favorite season, followed closely by Murder House and Asylum.

"Apocalypse" is probably my least favorite.

I love Coven & Hotel & 1984. They are camp as fuck. For some reason Cult was difficult for me to go through. Probably because it dealt with US' Deplorable culture which was way too close to reality back then.

R24 Cult was pretty good. The only thing I didn't like was all the clown stuff.

Cult was a travesty but it was really spot on and foreshadowed the whole Trumpster QAnon freak show.

Ghost House, Asylum and Coven were great. Freak Show started out like it was going to be the best but fell off the rails more tragically than any other installment. My opinion anyway. Roanoke had its moments, as did Hotel. 1984 was awful in every way.

Culkin was hilarious in Dollface as the creepy date with an even creepier past.

Asylum was the most satisfying season for me. I could have done without the whole alien subplot, but I was surprised by how well Murphy paid everything off. The first episode of that season crammed in serial killers, conversion therapy, demonic possession, aliens, and every other horror subgenre you could think of and I thought "dear god, this is gonna be a disaster" and, to my surprise, I found the ending pretty satisfying and the journey was pretty good. He usually introduces 500 different styles and elements into the first 5 episodes and forgets about half of them, never paying most of them off.

Coven is a bitchy drag show and nothing more. I stopped taking it seriously midway through when characters kept dying and coming back, robbing it of any stakes whatsoever. Freakshow began very strong, but as others noted, it dropped off quickly and I still shudder when I think about those random, disconnected episodes involving Neil Patrick Harris for no reason. Once Lange left, there wasn't much need to continue watching.

Asylum was the most accomplished and fully formed season although I probably liked the characters in Coven more . Cult was the only season I really didn't like.

Liked Asylum, Freak Show, Roanoke - didn't care for any of the others.

I like Culkin. He gets a pass from me for doing the Home Alones and for hitting the drugs.

I like him.

I'm currently watching Ratched on Netflix and it's amazing! I think it's the best thing Murphy has ever done. Far better than any of the AHS seasons. The visuals are absolutely stunning, and you all know that I'm a sucker for pretty packaging. It's a masterpiece!

I can’t believe this is still on. It should’ve ended six seasons ago. That being said, I love the first four seasons for various reasons. My ranking, though this changes depending on my mood:

Coven

Murder House

Asylum

Freak Show

[quote] The visuals are absolutely stunning, and you all know that I'm a sucker for pretty packaging. —Anonymous

Yes, that's one thing we all know about you, Anonymous.

American Horror Story: Freak Show will always be remembered for the fabulous episode "Orphans", probably the best episode EVER of any AHS.

[quote]Last season (1984) was the first season that was truly awful.

You missed HOTEL & ROANOKE?

I watch four seasons of this shitshow. Cult was probably the best out of all them. There was nothing about them that was "horror", unless you think that ghosts that manifest themselves as physical bodies and stab others to death as horror. "Freaks" had me until Jessica Lange sang 1977's Heroes by David Bowie in 1954's Florida. (Or was it Alabama?)

This is still one of the most iconic scenes. These bitches were fire together. The levels of Queen Bitchcunt in this were never reached again.

I liked it when it was actually scary and creepy.

This place smells of fish, and cat piss. Knotty pine?!?

So, y'all bitches gonna blab about past seasons like youze Sissy & Eblurt, but no one cares.

WTF shitpile is the NEW season about?

R43 A fivehead lisping monster.

Correction: A lisping fivehead monster.

R44 = a sniveling bonbon-chomping frau-phag sharter;

correction; R45 = a pile of shart

R46 Your lisp has gotten worse, Sawah.

Consult your worn out tarot deck to find out, R43.

WTF is up your cooter, bitch?

R47 = slithering has-been flyover nobody

Sawah has a fan. Groundbreaking.

Oh, look!

The Copycat Thread Thief is at it again, stealing this news and thread idea from MY link in the Macaulay Culkin vs. Aaron Carter thread, where I first informed him of this Instagram post earlier today!

The OP has no genuine knowledge of pop culture or affection for AHS. He doesn’t follow the news, he finds out what you like from your posts and starts a million threads on the same topic to stalk you and milk it for attention.

He’s a Borderline psycho.

Please F&F this thread and the fucking psycho OP. He’s just looking for ideas to steal and people to impose his soulless, unoriginal, mentally ill company on..

Scroll down to r9 in the linked thread to see what I’m talking about. The OP has done this to me at least 300 times, which is why I rarely contribute to pop threads anymore.

UGh give it rest R51

Season after season, the first four or five episodes are great, and then inevitably, the season devolves into garbage. Apparently, I like garbage because I'll be tuning in. AGAIN.

He’s finally starting to lose his babyface, which is a good thing.

R51 I never even saw that thread. And your thread is idiotic. One is eccentric but seems to have a stable life with a girlfriend and friends. The other is a cracked out meth head with face tattoos screaming conspiracy theories on onlyfans.

Hmm...who might be in better shape?

I saw Leslie's instagram because I love Mary Cherry.

Eat my ass.

I think with all the money that Netflix is giving him. He could do better than B- actors and famous people’s kids.

I’m excited

Leslie Grossman again? She can't act. In Apocalypse she played a student in an all girl's school for witches and a 20 or 30-something camp counselor in 1984 despite pushing 50.

I’m over that shit show! Won’t be watching. I lost interest!

started already?

Culkin looks like hustler trash.

R51 = the sickest fuck on DL.

How much is Evan Peters involved? He's also in a new HBO show with Kate Winslet and DL fave Jean Smart called Mare of Easttown.

R51 IS Aaron Carter.

The little Culkin boy has certainly grown up.

Something about that picture and that come hither look on Culkin's face is giving me a creepy Dustin Diamond vibe.

You're full of shit, r54, just like Ryan Murphy and all his shows.

You cunts are a bunch of basic bitches with no taste if you're impressed and ensnared by anything Ryan Murphy does. I'm not surprised you're a fan, because Ryan Murphy is a biter and a copycat, just like you. He just name-drops famous people and milks their "true" stories or songs for content rather than accomplishing any original artwork or story of his own.

Remember when you look in the mirror to see the trash bag bursting at the seams you are!

r66, you just described most of Hollywood's output these days. Either get off your high horse and produce something better or fuck off.

Anger Issues Alert @ r66

Someone give R66 a Snickers and a Psych appointment.