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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Season Two

Premieres tonight, March 1st at 9:00 on Bravo

All fresh meat, except the tasty Glenn Shephard

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by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 17914 hours ago

its so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 103/01/2021

I'm sad that Byron won't be back. BDF for days and he was funny too. Glad they flushed the rest of them though. Especially that Marcia Wallace lookalike.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 203/01/2021

R1 I agree, and it shouldn't have been. Each episode got more boring. They need to show more of the boat and how it is different than a motor yacht. More of the actual workings. I really don't care as much about who is fucking and who isn't and who wants to be, I want to see how a sailing yacht really operates. THEN throw in some hot pieces making fools of themselves while mixing drinks for rich guests.

Also, I hope there is a truly talented chef on board. Rachel really set the bar high on the most recent Below Deck. I'm sorry to hear it looks like she won't be back next season.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 303/01/2021

The first season was terrible. I’m shocked that they bothered with a season two.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 403/01/2021

the whole dam cast is a bore snore yuk.

waste of good $$$$4

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 503/01/2021

Season two premiere was better than the entire first season. Love Capt Glenn and the new crew seems like they’re going to be fun. No whining so far. The 6’9 crew member who doesn’t fit into his bunk bed and the volatile chef are my favs so far. Thank God they ditched that season one crew.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 603/01/2021

Thanks for chiming in r6. Sounds hopeful!

I wonder if the couple from season 1 de-coupled and the guy went chasing after the guitar playing chick?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 703/01/2021

I have hope for Natasha. She sounds, intelligent, take no shit, focused and well trained. She's from Trinidad so I am biased as some of the best food I've ever had was from Trinidad. They aren't afraid of spices either.

I hope she understands the importance of nibbly things available throughout the day and good appetizers like Rachel did. I don't think I can remember any other chefs who seemed to understand these concepts even though we've been screaming at them for seasons now.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 803/01/2021

So far it's ok. I can see this happening already: the neanderthal pussyhound wil get pissed because all the ladies are interested in beanpole Jean-Luc. The engineer isn't bad. I can't believe the ending; Jean-Luc chatting up the female guests while the male guests literally disappear out of sight on the water. He fucked up bad there.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 903/01/2021

Colin is hot. And Captain Glenn is still adorable. Is he family?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 1003/01/2021

Jean Luc is like Andrei the Giant 2.0

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 1103/01/2021

r10 A number of us were pretty sure on Season One, but turns out he likes the ladies. Though unlike Captain Lee, he doesn't have a long term relationship/marriage under his belt. More of a hit it and quit it type. If he's this adorable and charming in real life as he is on the show, I could see chicks being fine with that.

Maybe he mixes it up. We can hope!

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 1203/01/2021

I'd climb that tree named Jean-Luc. I want him to dominate me.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 1303/01/2021

I’m sick of seeing ugly tats on these beautiful men.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 1403/01/2021

Same r14

The guest wearing the speedo really seems to dig our Glenn. It's cute.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 1503/01/2021

Surprised that there aren't height requirements for crew. Apparently not. I assume there are weight requirements, but I don't know. These are the sort of tidbits I would like to learn. He's going to be useless or worst if he doesn't get some sleep soon.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 1603/01/2021

Ahem, *worse*

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 1703/01/2021

Glenn is on WWHL with Daisy. He's hanging out in his apartment in Spain as his internet is better on there than on the boat. Must be nice *sigh*

Daisy is on as well. None of the chief stews from other shows have reached out to her yet. Hm.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 1803/01/2021

Oh god, he's really laid back. Very sexy in an unusual way.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 1903/01/2021

The stews all seem competent. How strange.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 2003/02/2021

Everybody except Lurch seems competent.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 2103/02/2021

If I couldn't sleep, I'd be pretty incompetent as well. Surprised that other boats he has been on had accommodating bunks for his frame.

Even the primary's bed was noted as being short in the smarmy guise of "oh wow you both are so tall!" . No, the beds looked short. If these things go for the insane rates they do, I'm going to assume there are many athletes, example basketball players, that might want to hire these out. For what, to have your 20 million plus tootsies dangling off the edge?

We found out on the most recent season of Below Deck that the actual master bedroom on the boat is used by production. I wonder if that is the same situation here?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 2203/02/2021

Honestly, if last seasons crew had come back for the new season I wouldn’t be watching. They were the absolute worst. Padgett and Ciara are getting married and Padgett has gotten into bodybuilding and looks great.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 2303/02/2021

I hope this season shows more of sweet old man Capt Glenn, although even Bravo knows it's bad for ratings if he fucks any of the twenty-somethings on his boat.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 2403/02/2021

Jenna really wanted to be asked back this season. Glenn was clearly pissed off at her several times last season and it just wasn't going to happen. She's just another stew who went chasing after some guy and screwed up her own job prospects in doing so. I believe I read that Adam dumped her just a few weeks after last season ended. She's so needy.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 2503/02/2021

Jenna seems like a terrible person who thinks she’s wonderful. Bad energy. Evil like Kate but not as much fun.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 2603/02/2021

"I really don't care as much about who is fucking and who isn't and who wants to be, I want to see how a sailing yacht really operates."

LOL imagine if this show, on Bravo, was about a boat and not about fucking and fighting. That'd be hilarious.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 2703/02/2021

It’s not as if we don’t have endless footage of washing, cooking, cleaning, sailing and other assorted “operating”

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 2803/02/2021

The commercial for the second season included a quick shot of Chef Dipshit Adam, so I planned on missing this one.

Hopefully, it was just a filler scene for the ad and not a portend of his return.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 2903/02/2021

I hope you’re wrong. I can’t see Glenn bringing Adam back. Glenn knows he’s a psycho.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 3003/02/2021

The guests on last night's season premiere were incredibly trashy! They all looked and acted like trailer trash. It must be much cheaper to book a sailing yacht vs. a big yacht.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 3103/02/2021

Lots of ways to go with this cast...... The chef seems like a tool......the guests are the ones who decide what's happening, idiot!

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 3203/02/2021

Especially in the middle of a pandemic in Croatia, r31.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 3303/02/2021

I wonder when this season was filmed. Glenn said the guests were just coming out of a pandemic. Is it over? Did I miss something?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 3403/02/2021

Probably when they lifted the first lockdown. I wonder if Croatia made a deal to let them film.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 3503/02/2021

Glenn just seems like a genuinely nice guy. Not a pushover but a decent human being.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 3603/02/2021

R34 Glenn and Gary did a Reddit AMA yesterday where Glenn said it was filmed in August 2020

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by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 3703/02/2021

Did they give these people a covid era discount? They seem so low class and uneducated.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 3803/02/2021

The lead deckhand is butt ugly and has ridiculous hair, but he thinks he's a chick magnet.

I wanna see if giant Jean-Luc's dick is proportional in size to the rest of him. I really hate his back tattoo, though.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 3903/03/2021

I’m rewatching the first two seasons on Bravo. Kate was actually cute before all the shit she had done to her face. She really was/is a nasty bitch. There’s something really dark about her.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 4003/03/2021

Jenna really needs to talk to my spiritual advisor......he would be a great help to her.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 4103/03/2021

There is not one single attractive person in this cast. I am out.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 4203/03/2021

I think all the guys are hot.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 4303/04/2021

I agree with R42. That first mate with the hair is particularly unattractive.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 4403/04/2021

This is one trashy, messy crew. Such a nice change from last seasons boring whiners. Glenn is turning out to be my favorite captain. What a doll.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 4503/08/2021

The chef looked particularly disgustingly in her bikini then stated that she wants to be single. Well of course.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 4603/09/2021

What did Glenn do r45? I gotta find a way to watch online!

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 4703/09/2021

[quote]I’m rewatching the first two seasons on Bravo. Kate was actually cute before all the shit she had done to her face. She really was/is a nasty bitch. There’s something really dark about her.

I noticed that too - it's like a shock it's the same person. In the early years, she seemed like didn't even like the job, loathed their trashy clientele and hated the super sunny Amy (though admittedly, that woman would've got on my nerves too)

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 4803/09/2021

Kate was downright cruel in her first season. She just comes off as a miserable human. Now she dropped out of the Bravo chat show. I predict a return to BD is in her future. Those fillers aren’t going to pay for themselves.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 4903/09/2021

Glenn is just sweet and a nice change from Captain Lee.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 5003/10/2021

There isn't a single attractive crew member on the show this season. Jean Luc comes close, but his ridiculous tats screw it all up.

When they were all in the hot tub - God, I've rarely seen such a collection of ugly bodies. The women had fat, cellulite-laden asses, the guys had scrawny bodies. Definitely no one on the show worth watching for eye candy.

And those trailer trash guests! God, what messes.

I'm guessing because of COVID, the crew has to stay on the boat the whole time. That should make for a really boring season if every week we have to watch them get passed out drunk at the hot tub.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 5103/11/2021

Glenn is beyond adorable and I find him dead sexy. He's a wee thing but he's got lovely big dick energy, I can just tell he throws a mean fuck. He's so personable without an iota of phoniness. Pity about that whole "straight" thing. (Like I'd ever have a chance even if he wasn't)

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 5203/12/2021

Glenn greeting crew members and carrying female crew’s bag up from the dock was just plain sweet. Can’t imagine Cap Lee doing that.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 5303/12/2021

Captain Lee would NEVER carry a guest's luggage. Not even a wee makeup bag. He just shows up in his bow tie for dinner.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 5403/13/2021

Guest Greg should never wear a speedo.......in fact, he should never leave his house without a bag over his head.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 5503/13/2021

What is the one job we wouldn't do if you were a 6'9" lurch? Yachtie comes to mind.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 5603/13/2021

Not feeling this cast. Too boring, nobody is crazy enough. Not enough hot guys and too many women. All in all: Zzzzzz

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 5703/13/2021

That American Jean Luc is arrogant and annoying as fuck. He has a serious attitude problem. Also, he seems dumb af. How the fuck did he manage to lose the guests? The number one rule is ALWAYS watch the guests and make sure they're safe. Fucking idiot.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 5803/13/2021

How is the bosun so popular among the girls? He is average as best. Is it just the lack of options that elevate his hotness or what?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 5903/13/2021

I'm kind of warming up to the Nigel Tufnel/Spinal Tap looking dude. Not in THAT way, but he is showing signs of some wit and humor.

If having a boring crew means they will edit in more footage of MY Glenn, I'm all for it.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 6003/13/2021

So let's talk about that odd pita bread "drama"

Two things that make me believe Natasha. Why would she only make a single pita bread for each guest when the pita bread was central to the meal she had created? That would be like only allotting a single tortilla to each person when serving fajitas. Unthinkable. (Mary!)

It takes about as much time to make a large amount of dough for flatbreads as it does to make a small portion. In fact it's actually easier on some occasions. Pita bread being one of them, and my example of tortillas, another.

It kind of felt like the stews were out for her, as they seemed sort of gleeful about trying to catch her in a lie, and there was a gang up vibe. Why would the stews lie? Unless we are soon to discover that chef Natasha is a massive cunt and they were gunning for her to look bad. though why would they do that when they know so much of their tip relies on how good the food is?

Perhaps one of the stews dropped the other basket of them on the way to the table, and didn't just dust them off but tossed them? Or they fell into something gross and were unsalvageable which makes more sense, and tried to pin the missing ones on the chef?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 6103/13/2021

You’ve given the matter quite a bit of thought, it seems.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 6203/13/2021

How DARE someone contribute a post with some thought behind it! Flog that cunt r61 to death!

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 6303/13/2021

My wish came true! There was more Glenn this episode, and thank god, because otherwise it was a snoozer. I got to see and hear MY Glenn say "donkey dick" as well as adorably noticing that he was doing that finger in a hole motion with his hands when describing something about the boat's equipment.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 6403/15/2021

So has everyone given up on this show already, or is there another thread floating around?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 6503/17/2021

Still watching, but nothing much is happening other than the guest possibly having Covid. Since Covid is a year old already, it's kind of old news to see it on a reality show. Plus I watch these shows to escape things like Covid.

Also I couldn't tell you anyone's names.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 6603/19/2021

That fucking queen bitching about having to stay in his room because his friend had a fever of 101 and was showing COVID symptoms - throw her the fuck overboard!

I wanted to barf at the beginning of the episode when she was taking selfies and looked at her phone and said, "That's a good one. I look really hot."

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 6703/19/2021

Not reading any comments as I am only on Episode 1- but that tall dude may have that Kevin Aucoin disease that causes premature death.

And that head chef screams trouble. She seems to hate humanity.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 6803/20/2021

r68 If half of what she said she lived through is true, I don't blame her. Good for her for picking herself up from out of some horrible situations and moving forward and upward in life. Not saying she does or does not have huge bitch streak, but I kind of think you would need one after all of that just to get through the day.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 6903/20/2021

This new episode today introduces us to a gay extended family with kids. The patriarch apparently is in a relationship with his daughter’s ex boyfriend. They’re dreadful beyond words, from the Hitler Youth haircuts, to the outrageous demands. I can’t even begin, why does Bravo always do this to us?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 7003/22/2021

Agreed r17. They love getting "impossible" gays for some added drama. The primary was an asshole about the supper; if toy have nine guests with nine different meat/potato orders, with one cook, they're not going to all come out at the same time. I heard him in preview for next week say "I should have brought our chef!" Oh lord!

Yeah, the fact that the party consists of a divorced gay couple, both of their much younger new boyfriends (there was a quick shot of the two younger guys being handsy), one of which is the daughter's ex boyfriend..... plus the creepy 10 yo twin boys.... the therapy bills 😬

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 7103/22/2021

Drama!

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by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 7203/23/2021

The guests are obnoxious but that chef is incompetent. Steak and mashed potatoes is the easiest meal they could have asked for. Every other chef would cook the steaks properly and keep warm to serve together. One pot of potatoes and mix one serving with garlic, one with cheese, etc. This idiot served the medium well steak to the rude daughter before the medium rares.

It’s much more difficult when the guests order different egg styles for breakfast.

And sending out the shell bowls ten minutes after they started the mussels? She’s stupid.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 7303/23/2021

r73 Hi, Mila! No chef sucked as hard as you.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 7403/24/2021

R74 Don’t choke on these nachos...

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 7503/24/2021

Cooking for 9 people in a small kitchen can’t be easy so the chef did the best she could. The boat isn’t designed to even accommodate 9 guests. I did think it was odd that the ex’s and their new ho’s all shared a room.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 7603/24/2021

That leaves 5 kids and four beds. Did someone sleep in the salon?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 7703/24/2021

[quote] why does Bravo always do this to us?

Half of the gays on DL would act the same cunty way based on their comments in threads.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 7803/25/2021

The gays play for the camera more because they love the attention.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 7903/25/2021

Serving guests their dinner at the same time is cooking 101. That was a huge fuckup, or, as the chief stew said more politely, a valid complaint. Especially when it's the primary who is the one waiting 20 minutes over everyone. They should have had "daddy long legs" out there in a speedo dancing for the guy to keep him distracted and happy and increase the chances of a decent tip.

Once again...no fucking appetizers. Appetizers forgive so many mistakes and timing issues. They are easy to make ahead and serve when ready and as needed. Why don't most of the BD chefs seem to get this?

As for the mussels, I also agreed with the primary. As a huge mussel fan myself, that really was closer to a single serving (OK, quite a generous one, but still) When they are prepared in the classic style, not the larger kind of mussel that you would likely serve stuffed, they do go down fast. I'm surprised they weren't served with french fries. I would have served Oysters Rockefeller, that can be made ahead, and fired at the last minute.

Family style isn't for everyone, and it's frankly a lazy move for a chef. As much as these guys might be assholes, for what they are (technically) paying, asking for plated meals isn't a big ask at all. A lot of work? Yes, but that isn't their problem.

It looks like the breakfast next episode is going to be tragic.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 8003/28/2021

Bravo is repeating episodes from season one today. Jenna really is a loathsome creature. I’m so glad only Glen came back for season two.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 8103/29/2021

That queen that ordered chicken nuggets and fries is the most annoying person who ever lived. He is perfect for his nasty husband to be (you know he will say yes to the proposal).

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 8203/30/2021

I almost forgot about the primary proposing to his boyfriend while still married to the current husband, who happens to be dying of cancer. The proposal is also on the dying husbands birthday. That has to be one of the coldest things I’ve seen on this show.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 8303/30/2021

What is the matter with the co-primary's face? It looks like all of his botox melted and is gathered in a pouch under his jowls.

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by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 8403/30/2021

R84, that is the husband who is dying of cancer. I read an article that said that they broke up due to lack of intimacy after the cancer diagnosis.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 8503/30/2021

R85 thanks. I wrote that before I read any of the linked articles.

Yes it seems like he has had a lot of surgery because of cancer and had skin on his jaw replaced by skin from other parts of his body......and he is the SMART one who has made all the money. He invested about $15 million dollars in Bitcoin several years ago and last year sold out for $90 million.

The oldest girl and boy are twins......the other boy is the oldest boy's twin - the egg split in the lab - and he was born a few years later. The youngest twins are ten, I think. And Barrie and his new boyfriend have a new daughter...... Tom and his boyfriend are planning a baby too.

It could be inspiring if Barrie wasn't so insufferable.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 8603/31/2021

Of course the beach party was a bust....nothing to eat and nothing to do....and food service has been awful....so I guess the complaints have been warranted.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 8703/31/2021

Good lord, do they really have to stretch this chatter over THREE episodes?! Barrie is disgusting. Telling one of the ten-year-olds in front of the entire family at the dinner table that he's being sent to "fat camp" when they get home was foul.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 8803/31/2021

*this charter*

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 8903/31/2021

This season is so fucking boring. Instead of having gay crew members they manage to have the worst gay charter guests, ugh. I wonder if Bravo is homophobic.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 9003/31/2021

R76 Is it even safe to have that many guests onboard? What if there's an emergency like a fire or something? What if they can't save everyone?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 9103/31/2021

The daughter’s face is . . . unfortunate.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 9203/31/2021

Why oh why were the guests discouraged from having lunch on the beach. That was ridiculous. Were they supposed to be thrilled just sitting there staring at the ocean?Of course they asked for food and drinks!

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 9303/31/2021

The daughter was obese as a teen, r92. She lost weight, got fillers and a fake tan. Poor thing still looks a mess. I used to think that enough money could make anyone look good, but I guess I was mistaken.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 9403/31/2021

I tweeted Barrie after the last episode aired and said I thought he was a horrible person. He tweeted back to me - several times - with really nasty, cunty remarks. When other Twitter users started piling on him, he blocked me.

He's as awful in real life as he is on the show.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 9503/31/2021

I don't care how gross these very gross guests are. It really has been one fuck up after another, and I would be plucked as hell. I had hopes for Natasha, but nope. She doesn't have what it takes. A charter guest wants some nuggets. BFD. Someone wants fries. Oh the humanity! (They really didn't have to be hand cut, nice touch if it wasn't a time issue, but it was, so in this case get the Ore Ida's out). I would have been fucking PISSED if my lobster had bits of shell in it. I was surprised they were that "whatever" about it. I would love it if we got Ben, or someone who knows their shit and has some charisma as a midseason replacement. Doubtful.

Did anyone tell these twats that they were sailing without the motor while they were hanging out down below? It didn't seem like it, or perhaps I missed it. Maybe if they knew, they would have come up for some true sailing action, and would have enjoyed a good experience.

I really enjoyed seeing Glenn swearing up a storm. *drool*

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 9604/01/2021

This mixed race dude is so not my type but I have fallen in love with him!. Oh my god he is dreamy!!!! And he seems so nice.... The show clearly finds him so NOT interesting that he has zero airtime. My god he is dreamy to me...

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 9704/03/2021

R97 Who are you talking about?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 9804/03/2021

Does this mixed race dude have a name r97? Who do you mean?

He must have zero airtime as I can't think of anyone...

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 9904/03/2021

Shit- It took me four episodes- His name is Colin??

Its so weird. He is a main cast member but he has zero airtime...

He is lovely!

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 10004/03/2021

You mean the Asian guy? The engineer?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 10104/03/2021

R101- He is definitely asian. I find him absolutely stunning.

The season sucks.

I am on the gay family episode- I am probably 2 weeks behind.

Yeah- I find him so, so, handsome.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 10204/03/2021

R102 Well, okay.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 10304/03/2021

Colin is cute, but I miss the engineer with BDF for days from last season. He was observant, witty, funny and wicked sexy. The ONLY one I miss from last season.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 10404/03/2021

There are no attractive crew members this season.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 10504/03/2021

The only person attractive to me this season, which I have a feeling will be the last season if they can't pull it together, is MY Glenn.

Just like last season, each episode is getting worse.

I had some hope for the Nigel Tufnel looking dude to bring some fun and wit but he's turning into a dud.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 10604/03/2021

Wow, Shocked that no one digs Colin. oh my lord, he is SWEET!

And yeah, this franchise is very, very, JANKY.

The cast seems subpar (like last year) and the show seems to get worse from episode to episode..

And that DAUGHTER of the gay men- She looks very, very, VERY odd... Reminds me of the film Orphan.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 10704/03/2021

This show is just not good. It has nothing to distinguish itself from the other Below Deck series, other than once in a while they put the sails up and the boat tilts. At least they could have tried to assemble a physically appealing cast. They couldn't even manage that.

And that stupid outdoor dining table! Who wants to sit next to everyone else like they're at a diner counter instead of across from them?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 10804/03/2021

It’s hard to take seriously a captain who shares his bunk.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 10904/03/2021

I want to know more how these magnificent vessels operate. I'd like to know how the whole provisioning thing works, I'd like to see more footage of offshore excursions (not just the crew sitting around a table getting drunk). There is so much more they could show, than manufactured drama, and boring people fucking other boring people.

Viewers who would actually hire of these charters are most likely older, even more so than people who would charter that floating Motel Six that is Below Deck. I don't want a Vanderpump Rules on the water. I want to see charming guests, a crew that knows their stuff and not hired just because they are mildly photogenic, a look each episode into how different logistics of running a charter like this work. More PBS, less Bravo, I guess is what I would like, at least for the Sailing Yacht iteration. Below Deck, fine keep it sleazy. Speaking of, does anyone know when the next season with Captain Shandy *hic* premiers?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 11004/03/2021

R110.

Same.

Crew hookups don't interest me.

I'm so confused by the Jennas of the world, basic bitches by definition but convinced they are sex symbols or something.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 11104/03/2021

R107, I feel mean saying this, but the daughter looks like she is special needs. Something is just ‘off’ with her look and mannerisms. R111, Jenna knows she is a basic bitch. What other excuse would she have for being obsessed with basic ass Adam.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 11204/03/2021

Colin is hot. Glen is adorable. The rest are just not physically appealing. This is the ugliest most out of shape crew in BD history. Jenna would fit right in.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 11304/03/2021

This fucking Corona virus disrupted everything including travel and hospitality. It would be interesting to see if this business recovers. Italy just went back into lockdown for a month, ending this weekend. I'm not interested in the dating lives of these people.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 11404/03/2021

The gay hodgepodge family is Michael Jackson crazy.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 11504/03/2021

The wouldn't have cared if they were sailing.....they were in their cabins watching videos of themselves!

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 11604/04/2021

$15,000 tip for a 4 day charter. 9 guests. Douchebags.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 11704/05/2021

That female blonde deckhand is so desperate and ugly. Dude obviously doesn’t like her! She needs to go to bed and stop trying to block him from being with the woman that he liked in the first place.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 11804/05/2021

The ring that ugly blonde fatty gave to his boyfriend was tacky as hell, just like the entire family.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 11904/06/2021

It felt like Bravo was auditioning that horrible family for their own reality series. I hope they don't get one.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 12004/06/2021

R120. I got that impression, too. They’re too awful even for Bravo. Maybe E! will give them a show.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 12104/06/2021

This has to be the first time in BD history where all of the stews are normal and get along. Daisy is a good leader and knows her shit. Her frustrations with Gary and Natasha are justified but she never gets nasty.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 12204/06/2021

The low tip is on the chef......100%,

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 12304/06/2021

The low tip is on the guests being cunts.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 12404/06/2021

Barrie is now saying that his daughter, Saffron, didn’t really date his fiancé and that the crew looked up a clickbait article online. He says that Saffron basically bearded for Scott (fiancé) because he wasn’t ready to come out. I don’t believe it for a second. I also agree with r124. The guests were annoying, demanding assholes. They would’ve never been happy, and would’ve found any excuse to leave a bad tip.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 12504/06/2021

I skipped everything after the guests left. I’m guessing I didn’t miss much.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 12604/06/2021

After tip meeting, I mean.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 12704/06/2021

I can’t imagine how the crew must feel not being able to leave the boat. I guess we’re in for a season of hot tub orgies.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 12804/07/2021

These lasts guests were totally fucked up. I would have loved to seen them thrown overboard at night. No one at home would miss them.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 12904/07/2021

I’m in the apparently tiny minority, but I liked them. His complaints were reasonable. He did call the 10-year-old a fatty, but let’s face it—he could lose a few.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 13004/07/2021

I can't say I liked them. As portrayed on this show at least, they weren't interesting enough to like or dislike really. Another miss for the production of this series. They were given plenty of material with that freakshow of a family, but did absolutely nothing with it.

I agree the complaints were founded. I think their tip fairly reflected the below tier service. As everyone is sick of hearing, I adore MY Glenn, but he really needs to show some teeth once in a while. At the tip meeting, the crew deserved a "Let's pull it together guys, you are better than this" (I'm trying to say it as I imagine he would say it) at the very least, but, unless I missed it, all they got is the standard "OK kids, have some fun, but remember it's a school night".

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 13104/07/2021

barf...tmi

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 13204/07/2021

The producers/editors really did drop the ball when it came to mining some material out of these guests, and they had 3 episodes to do it in. There must have been *something* unless it was so gross, they decided to leave it on the cutting room floor.

The crew bitching about nine guests is something I don't understand. If you can't provide top notch service to nine guests, (not saying it is easy) don't approve that charter, or bring on extra help for the kitchen or crew. I read that on the other Below Deck shows they often bring on day labor to help with the cabins and cleaning.

Glenn really does come off as too nice sometimes. Genuine, but too nice. I need some cunt in my Captains. speaking of cunts, is everyone's favorite passive aggressive, you do YOUR food, not so sober Sandy coming back or did she get the boot?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 13304/07/2021

Maybe there was no drama to show, r133, because despite the unusual structure, they’re basically a happy, polite family.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 13404/07/2021

Yeah, R134 but who wants to see THAT?

I'm kidding, but only to an extent. This show is bordering on visual Ambien as it is. I want to be entertained.

Also, from what I've read about these people, they are messy. Should have been a treasure trove of snark.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 13504/07/2021

the guys all have their own charm and are fine looking. i thought the belize? guy was polynesian. fine either way.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 13604/07/2021

oh, and it is a million times better than the first season.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 13704/07/2021

R134 Polite? Are you freaking kidding me?!

You should check out their Twitter feed. Total cunts.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 13804/07/2021

They were polite to the crew, and the kids were especially well behaved. I have no interest in their Twitter feed. I’m commenting on BDSY.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 13904/07/2021

r139 Well smell you

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 14004/07/2021

R139 Polite to the crew? Children well behaved? What the hell show are you watching?

Oh, I get it. You're one of the cunty dads.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 141Last Thursday at 2:42 AM

I get the "lesbians who drove off the cliff with their six children In California" vibe from this family.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 142Last Thursday at 4:22 AM

I thought these guests were scumbags but I have to agree that they were polite to the crew and the kids were well behaved. Always a please and a thank you. The daughter got drunk but she’s legal and on vacation so she gets a pass.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 143Last Thursday at 4:56 AM

R143 They were dismissive and haughty and acted with their faux entitlement.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 144Last Thursday at 6:03 AM

R142 Same here. I get the sense that this whole adopting a litter of kids thing is just a way for them to get fame and make money off it.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 145Last Thursday at 6:04 AM

How did they make their money? Czech brothel investments?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 146Last Thursday at 7:00 AM

Why is nobody talking about this tweet from former chief stew Adrienne.

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by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 147Last Thursday at 8:36 AM

R147. Wow. Sandy is the cunt of cunts. Was she drunk when she said this?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 148Last Thursday at 8:38 AM

She’s right. The stews are waitresses and maids. The Captain is in charge of a vessel worth tens of millions.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 149Last Thursday at 8:57 AM

R149 Okay, Sandy. Go down another bottle of Jack Daniels while you finger yourself over memories of Malia.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 150Last Thursday at 10:08 AM

Sandy = womensupportingwomen

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 151Last Thursday at 10:11 AM

Sandy HAS TO BE drinking again. I’m sure that she has always thought of the chief stew as a glorified waitress, but to say it publicly is a potential career killer. Who will ever want to work her condescending ass?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 152Last Thursday at 10:52 AM

It’s completely unfair. Waitresses don’t clean toilets or do laundry.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 153Last Thursday at 11:07 AM

Don't fuck with me, fellash.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 154Last Thursday at 2:43 PM

Well, I did say I like some cunt in my captains earlier. Boy, does our Shweet Shandy fit that bill!

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 155Last Thursday at 2:58 PM

Our Captain Shandy is just a simple god fearing gal with a gold digger on her arm and a gleam on her veneers.

Not really, those look more like dentures.

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by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 156Last Thursday at 3:10 PM

Hanner weighs in on Shandy being Shitty

Yes, this has turned into an off season Below Deck Med thread but there is nothing to talk about re: Sailing Yacht. I don't see a season 3 happening unless they take some of the good advice given in this thread. But Bravo never does, so...

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by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 157Last Thursday at 4:28 PM

We need a thread just to talk about what a miserable drunk cunt Sandy is.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 158Last Thursday at 4:47 PM

Sand wants to put Hannah in her place but ended up disparaging waiters. Hannah was just going through the motions until she hooked a husband, preferably wealthy. Hannah has no moral high ground.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 159Last Thursday at 5:03 PM

R159 This isn't about Hannah. This is about how Sandy views the interior crew. Sandy fails to realize that without the interior crew, she wouldn't have a job that allows her to buy those white, white veneers and all that booze she stashes in her cabin.

No interior crew is ever going to want to work with Sandy going forward. She really fucked herself over with that booze-drenched comment.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 160Last Thursday at 5:09 PM

Has Kate weighed in on Shandy's comment?

Because if anybody can take a bitch down, it's Kate.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 161Last Friday at 6:23 AM

Captain Sandy and her girlfriend used to live not far from me (not sure if they still live here) in a suburb of Denver. I used to see her out walking her dog. The girlfriend is a gospel singer that was married to man for years. She hit up Sandy on Facebook, as a fan. Definite attention seeking gold digger.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 162Last Friday at 7:01 AM

R162 I think Sandy lives in Ft. Lauderdale now.

I'm from Denver originally. Which suburb did Sandy live in?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 163Last Friday at 7:16 AM

Cap'N Shandy blocked me on Twitter when I told her that her she sounded drunk when she made that video where she said she thought Malia was a lesbian.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 164Last Friday at 7:29 AM

What did you expect?

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 165Last Friday at 7:31 AM

R163, they lived in Lone Tree (south suburb).

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 166Last Friday at 8:38 AM

I guess Sandy had a point about her ass being on the line when it comes to safety, but damn, everything else she said made her sound triggered as fuck. Even had to get in a dig questioning Hannah's fitness to be a mom.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 167Last Friday at 9:07 AM

R166 Lone Tree is a lesbian haven.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 168Last Friday at 9:17 AM

R168 Leshbian shaven *hic*. Get it right you fucking waitresh.

My woman ish not a gold dagger. She's...that other shing, whattaya call it...she's...um...

gotta go shleep

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 169Last Saturday at 12:03 AM

Watching last weeks episode and Colin is STILL dreamy to me. Those eyes, that accent, and that ponytail. So beautiful!

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 170Last Saturday at 3:56 PM

Sydney is so desperate.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 171Last Sunday at 10:17 AM

Holy shit, I feel embarrassed for Sydney after tonights episode. What does he need to do or say to get it through her head that he isn’t into her? If she were a male and crawled into a woman’s bed uninvited, charges would be pressed.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 172Last Monday at 6:43 PM

Sydney is sad. Very sad. She’s way too pretty to throw herself at that dud. It took 7 episodes but the knives are starting to come out. And it looks like they finally get off the boat and go out to dinner next week.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 173Last Monday at 7:52 PM

Last night's episode seemed two hours long.....I kept looking at my watch thinking surely it was over......

That chef is toxic and delusional.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 174Yesterday at 5:59 AM

The Bravo Curse (I have no idea if there is a Bravo Curse) hit Ciara and Paget from season one. The couple who were together for years, got engaged after the show, bought a house in France, are together no longer.

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by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 175Yesterday at 7:38 PM

R175 That relationship was doomed to fail from the start. Paget clearly wasn't that into Ciara, and she was an insecure, clinging puppy dog.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 17620 hours ago

Paget is into Paget

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 17717 hours ago

I want Paget to go into me.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 17817 hours ago

Didn’t Paget say something to Georgia (the dark haired lady that he flirted with constantly) that he didn’t know that someone like her would be into him? Paget and Ciara seemed to have more of a brother-sister like relationship. I think he liked her as a person.

by All but one could share the same shade of foundation. Shocker.reply 17914 hours ago
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