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I pooped in my pants today

As I get older, it gets harder and harder to digest soy sauce. I got take out from a Vietnamese restaurant and the dish was soaked in soy.

I farted and my underwear felt wet. Yup, a tiny smear of poop.

by Anonymousreply 54April 14, 2021 3:49 AM

OP When you're over thirty, it's not always a fart.

by Anonymousreply 1March 2, 2021 12:12 AM

We'll alert the media: film at 11

by Anonymousreply 2March 2, 2021 12:12 AM

Thanks for sharing, OP. Maybe consider adult diapers.

by Anonymousreply 3March 2, 2021 12:12 AM

Rudy?

by Anonymousreply 4March 2, 2021 12:13 AM

I dare say , OP, that you could remove the word “tiny” from your post.

by Anonymousreply 5March 2, 2021 12:16 AM

You should become a fart installation, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6March 2, 2021 12:20 AM

did you scream " I soy sorry, I soy sorry" ?

by Anonymousreply 7March 2, 2021 12:23 AM

OP somethings are better left unsaid.

by Anonymousreply 8March 2, 2021 12:24 AM

Some wetness spread from my underwear to my pants. Yes, I had a small wet spot

by Anonymousreply 9March 2, 2021 12:46 AM

Yeah it's happened to me. I call them Wet Cheekers. Not as many now that the diet has changed but boy when I was eating a lot of sugar - damn.

by Anonymousreply 10March 2, 2021 1:01 AM

Once upon a time I was tight in my life, now my hole has fallen apart. There’s nothing I can do, I totally shit when I fart.

by Anonymousreply 11March 2, 2021 1:11 AM

Same as r10. I cut out the sugar and added iron supplements. Excessive wetness went away. Now everything is dry as a bone and I have massive hemorrhoids.

by Anonymousreply 12March 2, 2021 1:11 AM

A heard a sound, Brown Eye...

by Anonymousreply 13March 2, 2021 1:16 AM

Stories like this remind me it's disgusting to be a man as well as a woman.

by Anonymousreply 14March 2, 2021 1:19 AM

Don't worry, OP. It happens to every scat troll once in a while.

by Anonymousreply 15March 2, 2021 1:20 AM

Sharts are just Baby Jesus saying you’re a drunk, OP.

by Anonymousreply 16March 2, 2021 1:22 AM

Jesus OP, I own a vagina and thought I owned the market on oozing discharge from a human body lol! You beat me buddy!!

by Anonymousreply 17March 2, 2021 1:32 AM

Just don’t poop in my bed.

by Anonymousreply 18March 2, 2021 1:32 AM

This once happened to me when I got the stomach flu.

I pooped when I thought I was farting.

I washed my pants and, to this day, I refer to them as my poo-poo pants

by Anonymousreply 19March 2, 2021 1:35 AM

His scat fetish is beyond. Imagine his stepdad's face when he caught HIM eating shit out of his infant half sister's diaper

Put his ass in the hospital, is what!

by Anonymousreply 20March 2, 2021 1:39 AM

Only 35 pounds to go, OP!

by Anonymousreply 21March 2, 2021 1:54 AM

Were you in public when it happened?

by Anonymousreply 22March 2, 2021 1:59 AM

OP, You Vanderpumped!

That's what we call it in my home anyway!

by Anonymousreply 23March 2, 2021 2:16 AM

This OP needs to have a soy sauce IV after starting this thread.

by Anonymousreply 24March 2, 2021 2:44 AM

Thai Lady Boy of Long Island, at your service

by Anonymousreply 25March 2, 2021 2:53 AM

Digest soy sauce?

It's liquid.

by Anonymousreply 26March 2, 2021 10:28 AM

You're just a shitty person OP.

by Anonymousreply 27March 2, 2021 10:31 AM

Is this you OP?

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by Anonymousreply 28March 2, 2021 5:47 PM

Sphincter muscles problem blamed on soy sauce? Enough with that foot-long dildo already, OP

by Anonymousreply 29March 2, 2021 5:54 PM

OP is unpoopular.

by Anonymousreply 30March 2, 2021 5:56 PM
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by Anonymousreply 31March 2, 2021 7:54 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 32March 2, 2021 8:03 PM

OP, which dish did you get from a Vietnamese restaurant that was swimming in soy sauce??

by Anonymousreply 33March 2, 2021 8:10 PM

Never trust a fart. - Jack Nicholson

by Anonymousreply 34March 2, 2021 8:14 PM

It's called a SHART

by Anonymousreply 35March 2, 2021 8:15 PM

Pity... I came in my pants today! It was thrilling.

by Anonymousreply 36March 3, 2021 1:29 AM

Does OP need diapers?

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by Anonymousreply 37March 11, 2021 5:46 AM

Avoid soy sauce.

It is 90% salt.

Why is it SO black while tofu is white?

by Anonymousreply 38March 11, 2021 5:55 AM

Can I have your underpants?

by Anonymousreply 39March 11, 2021 6:18 AM

Back before I change the diet I'd sometimes find skid marks in my underwear. Now that I've restricted the carbs it doesn't happen anymore.

by Anonymousreply 40March 13, 2021 1:56 AM

Scat Queen! Scat Queen! Scat Queen! Where does the scat Queen live you ask? Scat Francisco of course! 👑

by Anonymousreply 41March 13, 2021 2:05 AM

Sharting is a rite of passage into middle age.

The sphincter knows...

by Anonymousreply 42March 13, 2021 2:10 AM

Vietnamese don't use soy sauce, they use Tuong, which tastes totally different.

0/10, and OP eats at Burger King

by Anonymousreply 43March 13, 2021 5:11 AM

Does Tuong cause Sharts?

by Anonymousreply 44March 13, 2021 1:51 PM

Only if you ordered Poodle.

by Anonymousreply 45March 13, 2021 2:55 PM

Will Tuong love you long time?

by Anonymousreply 46March 13, 2021 6:46 PM
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by Anonymousreply 47March 14, 2021 10:32 AM

Donald Trump is posting on here?

by Anonymousreply 48March 14, 2021 10:37 AM

R47, I don’t think it’s soy allergy but just the gi problems caused by the bean in soybeans.

For, me a few Beano pills take care of it

by Anonymousreply 49March 14, 2021 12:25 PM

Poop-poo-pee-do

by Anonymousreply 50March 18, 2021 3:20 AM

Kinda similar

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by Anonymousreply 51March 18, 2021 9:43 AM

Yuck

by Anonymousreply 52March 20, 2021 4:21 AM

Ooh

by Anonymousreply 53April 14, 2021 3:46 AM

Some troll with at least two sockpuppets is bumping old poop threads, I wonder why? And why has he been doing this at such odd hours?

FWIW, yesterday the poop bumper was the poster LeonardPinthGarnell and his other accounts, I'm assuming that's who's doing it today, too.

by Anonymousreply 54April 14, 2021 3:49 AM
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