As I get older, it gets harder and harder to digest soy sauce. I got take out from a Vietnamese restaurant and the dish was soaked in soy.
I farted and my underwear felt wet. Yup, a tiny smear of poop.
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As I get older, it gets harder and harder to digest soy sauce. I got take out from a Vietnamese restaurant and the dish was soaked in soy.
I farted and my underwear felt wet. Yup, a tiny smear of poop.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 14, 2021 3:49 AM |
OP When you're over thirty, it's not always a fart.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 2, 2021 12:12 AM |
We'll alert the media: film at 11
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 2, 2021 12:12 AM |
Thanks for sharing, OP. Maybe consider adult diapers.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 2, 2021 12:12 AM |
Rudy?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 2, 2021 12:13 AM |
I dare say , OP, that you could remove the word “tiny” from your post.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 2, 2021 12:16 AM |
You should become a fart installation, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 2, 2021 12:20 AM |
did you scream " I soy sorry, I soy sorry" ?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 2, 2021 12:23 AM |
OP somethings are better left unsaid.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 2, 2021 12:24 AM |
Some wetness spread from my underwear to my pants. Yes, I had a small wet spot
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 2, 2021 12:46 AM |
Yeah it's happened to me. I call them Wet Cheekers. Not as many now that the diet has changed but boy when I was eating a lot of sugar - damn.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 2, 2021 1:01 AM |
Once upon a time I was tight in my life, now my hole has fallen apart. There’s nothing I can do, I totally shit when I fart.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 2, 2021 1:11 AM |
Same as r10. I cut out the sugar and added iron supplements. Excessive wetness went away. Now everything is dry as a bone and I have massive hemorrhoids.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 2, 2021 1:11 AM |
A heard a sound, Brown Eye...
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 2, 2021 1:16 AM |
Stories like this remind me it's disgusting to be a man as well as a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 2, 2021 1:19 AM |
Don't worry, OP. It happens to every scat troll once in a while.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 2, 2021 1:20 AM |
Sharts are just Baby Jesus saying you’re a drunk, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 2, 2021 1:22 AM |
Jesus OP, I own a vagina and thought I owned the market on oozing discharge from a human body lol! You beat me buddy!!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 2, 2021 1:32 AM |
Just don’t poop in my bed.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 2, 2021 1:32 AM |
This once happened to me when I got the stomach flu.
I pooped when I thought I was farting.
I washed my pants and, to this day, I refer to them as my poo-poo pants
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 2, 2021 1:35 AM |
His scat fetish is beyond. Imagine his stepdad's face when he caught HIM eating shit out of his infant half sister's diaper
Put his ass in the hospital, is what!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 2, 2021 1:39 AM |
Only 35 pounds to go, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 2, 2021 1:54 AM |
Were you in public when it happened?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 2, 2021 1:59 AM |
OP, You Vanderpumped!
That's what we call it in my home anyway!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 2, 2021 2:16 AM |
This OP needs to have a soy sauce IV after starting this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 2, 2021 2:44 AM |
Thai Lady Boy of Long Island, at your service
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 2, 2021 2:53 AM |
Digest soy sauce?
It's liquid.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 2, 2021 10:28 AM |
You're just a shitty person OP.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 2, 2021 10:31 AM |
Sphincter muscles problem blamed on soy sauce? Enough with that foot-long dildo already, OP
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 2, 2021 5:54 PM |
OP is unpoopular.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 2, 2021 5:56 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 2, 2021 7:54 PM |
Dear Lord in Heaven!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 2, 2021 8:03 PM |
OP, which dish did you get from a Vietnamese restaurant that was swimming in soy sauce??
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 2, 2021 8:10 PM |
Never trust a fart. - Jack Nicholson
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 2, 2021 8:14 PM |
It's called a SHART
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 2, 2021 8:15 PM |
Pity... I came in my pants today! It was thrilling.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 3, 2021 1:29 AM |
Avoid soy sauce.
It is 90% salt.
Why is it SO black while tofu is white?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 11, 2021 5:55 AM |
Can I have your underpants?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 11, 2021 6:18 AM |
Back before I change the diet I'd sometimes find skid marks in my underwear. Now that I've restricted the carbs it doesn't happen anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 13, 2021 1:56 AM |
Scat Queen! Scat Queen! Scat Queen! Where does the scat Queen live you ask? Scat Francisco of course! 👑
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 13, 2021 2:05 AM |
Sharting is a rite of passage into middle age.
The sphincter knows...
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 13, 2021 2:10 AM |
Vietnamese don't use soy sauce, they use Tuong, which tastes totally different.
0/10, and OP eats at Burger King
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 13, 2021 5:11 AM |
Does Tuong cause Sharts?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 13, 2021 1:51 PM |
Only if you ordered Poodle.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 13, 2021 2:55 PM |
Will Tuong love you long time?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 13, 2021 6:46 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 14, 2021 10:32 AM |
Donald Trump is posting on here?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 14, 2021 10:37 AM |
R47, I don’t think it’s soy allergy but just the gi problems caused by the bean in soybeans.
For, me a few Beano pills take care of it
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 14, 2021 12:25 PM |
Poop-poo-pee-do
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 18, 2021 3:20 AM |
Yuck
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 20, 2021 4:21 AM |
Ooh
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 14, 2021 3:46 AM |
Some troll with at least two sockpuppets is bumping old poop threads, I wonder why? And why has he been doing this at such odd hours?
FWIW, yesterday the poop bumper was the poster LeonardPinthGarnell and his other accounts, I'm assuming that's who's doing it today, too.
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