Raiders Owner Mark Davis - Who's Had Him?

Wtf! He looks special.

I don't even know where to begin......

He looks like what I imagine most DL's look like, but better.

KILL IT WITH FIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are so many rich men SO FUCKING UGLY?

The ginge mullet really is special.

Honestly, he needs to borrow one of his mom’s wigs.

Taxi!

I can count 500 million reasons why I love him so.

It’s as though Moe Howard and Danny Bonaduce had a love child.

He should hook up with Mia Farrow, they would make a cute couple.

I see nothing funny.

Lloyd wore it better.

Good God Miss Agnes. Is he mongoloid?

His father Al Davis was no beauty either. I think the Mom is doing pretty good! She is like 88 or 89.

He has to cut his own hair, no professional would do that to a client. Well maybe if they never tipped.

Dear god

Now there is a man that needs a hat.

Certainly looks like his "half-baked plan" blew up in his face.

Literally.

YUM-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!

When he visits his home in Palm Desert, Calif., Davis drives a $12-a-day rental car from the airport to save the $50 cab fare.

Until nine months ago, when back surgery forced him to change his diet, Davis would spend Thursday nights with Raiders' fullback Marcel Reese and ex-Raider George Atkinson at Hooters for $12.99 all-you-can-eat-wings night. "They never charge us," Davis told Keown, "but it just feels better to say you're getting all you can eat for $12."

In the mid-'80s, Davis invented the muff-style hand warmers and the slogan was, "Real Men Wear the Muff."

Davis wears a fanny pack.

Davis has a "2003 Nokia push-button phone with full texting capability."

Davis drives a 1997 Dodge Caravan.

I think he was the original model for Mr. Potato Head.

I resent that R22

Looks like he has Trump dick.

He looks like he needs a labcoat and to stand beside Roddy McDowall in ape makeup.

No one with any taste.

Everything has been handed to him his entire life. Next!

He seems like a wholesome guy with a touch of, "who done it, and why?"

He's got a head like a bastard hog.

Fuck you and your accuracy, R3.

*Drapes tasteful black cloth over mirrors*

He looks a beet with hair.

Can someone PLEASE take the bowl and scissors away from his mother!!!!

I prefer the Mark Davis that does straight porn.

This is what happens when straight rich men can buy women all their life.

God damn - what mirror does he have? He has access to personal trainers, chefs, plastic surgeons, hair and makeup people.

This just isn't acceptable.

Oh my

Howdy DONT-DEE

It's a hard look to pull off, but he does with style and flair.

Are those veneers? Surely he wouldn't care if he had jacked up teeth?

How did Bucky Larson become owner of the Raiders?

Looks like Captain Kangaroo.

Any woman who fucks or sucks this ugly blob of sewage, has fully earned whatever money and gifts she gets.

He rather famously (to Raiders fans anyway) has gotten his hair cut by the same barber in Palm Springs - with the same cut - for years now.

He looks like a character Will Sasso would play on MadTV

Well, hey r42, when you find perfection you stick with it.

The Heaven's Gate cult left him behind when the Hale-Bopp meteor took them.

I DETEST whoever does his hair…

Nassy looking dentures.

Proud grandson of Doctor Cornelius.

He looks like he has no eyes! Is he one of the “black-eyed kids”, all grown up?

LOL...what IS that?! Christ...LOL.

Me.

If he shaved a ring on the top of his head he’d look like a friar. He’s definitely from Central Casting.

He’s always reminded me of BoJo, and BoJo reminds me of Mark Davis. The two are interchangeable, in my mind.

You could do worse.

Mark Davis is a very unattractive man; however, he could look just a tad better with a different haircut parted on the side like a regular man's haircut. I'm sure people have told him he looks utterly ridiculous with those hideous short bangs.

^^The stupid gray goatee stubble also looks hideous. He's 66.

What does he think of his gay football player?

Willfully and defiantly hideous.

Is that a ... radish??

I have to look at this freak every day!

Jesus H. Christ, does he not have ONE friend to take him aside?

His hideous appearance is a sadistic act. He makes those girls earn every cent fucking him.