Realistic State Mottos

West Virginia: 1.7 million people, four last names

California: Please Ignore The Dead Sea Life Creatures On Our Shores

CT is filled with trash towns and trash people. The entire state is not Fairfield county and the hills.

Alabama: She's My Sister and My Daughter

Northern California: Where the White People Are

Florida: Don't Bother.

alternately,

Come for a week, leave in an hour.

New Hampshire: The Mississippi of New England

Alabama: Thank God for Mississippi...At Least We Aren't in Last Place for Everything

Massachusetts: We started it all, look where it got us.

R3, I live in a sketchy suburb of Hartford and am still paying twice what I paid for rent down South. CT is plenty expensive even if you’re not in Fairfield County.

Sorry to derail. Kentucky: Yew Got a Purty Mouth.

[quote] CT is filled with trash towns and trash people. The entire state is not Fairfield county and the hills.

This.

And even in Fairfield County, there's Bridgeport

Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die

[quote] I live in a sketchy suburb of Hartford and am still paying twice what I paid for rent down South.

FFS, Homosexual, the entire Northeast and West coasts will cost you twice what you paid for rent "down South"

First world accommodations are more costly.

Ohio: our decline is unstoppable.

South Carolina: Come for the cobblestones, stay for the potholes.

Rhode Island - Great Value brand of Massachusetts

Texas: Who Needs Electricity?

"Northern California" is not a state R5

Rules matter.

Without them there is anarchy.

Texas is really taking it hard that they don’t have any electricity.

They haven’t been able to execute any prisoners for over a week now!

Arkinsaw: Num#er won in ilituracy

New Jersey: We buried r18 where no one will ever find him

South Carolina: The state where it's still 1865.

Tennessee: Lynch Free or Die

Maine: Don't Come Heyuh If You're from Theyuh.

R21 - I was going to post:

New Jersey: Yo, what the fuck you lookin' at?

Georgia: We saved your asses from Trump!

New Mexico: We ARE part of the USA!

Washington: No, the President does NOT live here!!

Florida: America's wang

Maine: the Alabama of New England

North Dakota: Like South Dakota but colder

Iowa: America's Corn Hole!

New Jersey: Foargeddaboudit!

Maryland: GO DANNY SHORE, HON.

Washington state: It’s either mold or meth.

Oregon: Where Woke Jokes Poke Tokes in Their Croaks.

Idaho: Home of the Deer Hunt - Get More Bang for Your Buck!

Colorado: Thrills, Spills and Chills in the Hills!

Wyoming? Wynot?

Pennsylvania: Mind your own snow shoveling business

Illinois = Gang shootings any day & any night

Virginia = Home of our two greatest citizens Falwell & Robertson!

Utah: Theocracy matters

[quote]West Virginia: 1.7 million people, four last names

And three of those last names are variations of "Shifflet"

New York - Our politicians are worse than yours.

New York - Of course we have rooms available in our rest homes.

Missouri - Misery if you have teeth!

Washington = When it rains it pours

Vermont - Keeping socialism alive in America

North Dakota: Nobody lives here

West Virginia.. It just for when ya...............!

Massachusetts: Classy Landscape, Trashy People

Minnesota: We Should Be Too Cold for Human Habitation

New Jersey: There Are Supposedly Pretty Parts Somewhere

New York: We Only Think About Ourselves

Oregon: Keep Driving, We Don't Want You Here

Tennessee: "Authentic," But Who Would Live Here Willingly?

IOWA: “Our Racists Choose Your Candidates!”

West Virginia: if you wanted the vaccine, you shouldn’t have voted for Cuomo

New York: Cuomo only rapes every other woman (the other dies from Covid bc Cuomo is busy raping)

Iowa didn't choose the presidential nominee this year.

Massachusetts: slightly less racist than the 70s

I live in the Atlanta metro area. And yes I can confirm it's pretty much Alabama without the Atlanta Metro area and Savannah.

New Jersey: Why are suburbs of New York and Philly a state?

R50, a hoot!

Haha

New York: largest psychiatric center

-"pilgrim" state

New Jersey: Yes, You Can Marry Your Cousin

Maine: Come On Quebec Land Grab

Georgia: “Hi, Georgia!”

Louisiana: Hold my Beer

New Hampshire: Eat Ass or Die

South Dakota: Mt. Rushmore and...uhhh.

Nevada: Welcome, Suckers!

Illinois: We've been circling the drain for 40 years

Florida: "Where Old People Go To Die, and then.....Don't!"

Montana: Militias 'R Us

New Jersey: Get the fuck outta here!

New York: What Are Ya Gonna Do?

California: we'll either kill you by a wildfire, lack of electricity, drought, earthquake or wind that causes fires - we are an OASIS!

New York: you DO realize that we are not just the city, right? We are mostly rural farmland and forest. We really should think about cessation.

Indiana- The first state to turn red in every election! MAGA!

Ohio- Crazy comes from here.

Michigan: White Trash and Ghetto Blacks

Arizona: Presenting One Helluva Hole

Virginia: the civilized part of the South.

Pennsylvania: two major cities with Alabama in between (not original, but true).

Florida: trailer park-ville to the North and yenta-ville to the South.

California: Go away. We’re overcrowded.

California: Shake and Bake

Maine: We used to be Massholes.

Massachusetts: Don't blame us this time, either.

Kansas: We're awfully plain people.

PA: We ain't kkkidding about the Tucky part, youse guys.

Nebraska: You’d better be blond

New Mexico-The state where most people's accents are atrocious