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What type of males does Mike Pence prefer to fuck?

We hear so much about his closeted lifestyle. Who does he get on all fours for?

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by Anonymousreply 35March 1, 2021 7:27 PM

The kind that have vaginas, like me.

by Anonymousreply 1March 1, 2021 8:05 AM

He ain't stroking Mother's bunny, that's for sure.

by Anonymousreply 2March 1, 2021 8:06 AM

You mean prefer to be fucked by?

by Anonymousreply 3March 1, 2021 8:07 AM

When I see a pic of him I always thing 'Priest'. He started out in life Catholic, and I think he would have become a Priest had he stayed.

I don't think he and Karen have 'relations' anymore. The both seem absolutely sexless. It was just for procreation.

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by Anonymousreply 4March 1, 2021 8:30 AM

A rootin' tootin' cowboy

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by Anonymousreply 5March 1, 2021 8:40 AM

Pence likes the Justin Duggar type.

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by Anonymousreply 6March 1, 2021 8:46 AM

[quote] You mean prefer to be fucked by?

With a strap-on, you mean.

by Anonymousreply 7March 1, 2021 8:48 AM

Surely, Pence, and even Karen, must be aware of all the "faggot" jokes emanating from the Trump camp and various quarters of the GOP/MAGAt industry. Do they know that everyone knows?

by Anonymousreply 8March 1, 2021 9:00 AM

^^ Of course they are, but they just tell themselves that those nasty people are just jealous of their wholesome Christian relationship. The self-delusion of Trumpers know no bounds

by Anonymousreply 9March 1, 2021 9:22 AM

Mike Pence likes BBC.

You realize he personally brought Jerome Adams from Indiana, to be Surgeon General?

And they're both flaming.

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by Anonymousreply 10March 1, 2021 9:40 AM

Pence likes white dick too.

He personally "groomed" Adam Kinzinger from the neighboring state of Illinois.

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by Anonymousreply 11March 1, 2021 9:43 AM

Pence gets fucked.

by Anonymousreply 12March 1, 2021 11:50 AM

He's straight, which is good because we don't want him on our team.

by Anonymousreply 13March 1, 2021 11:52 AM

[quote] When I see a pic of him I always thing 'Priest'.

When I see a pic of him I always think 'molested by a priest'.

by Anonymousreply 14March 1, 2021 11:56 AM

When I see a pic of him I always think a priest molesting.

by Anonymousreply 15March 1, 2021 11:58 AM

R11 Kinzinger has a tiny mouth. But Mike is probably doing the fellating.

by Anonymousreply 16March 1, 2021 12:08 PM

OP? Seek no further.

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by Anonymousreply 17March 1, 2021 12:13 PM

Pence was raised Catholic and was a Democrat, then he met Karen and changed his faith and his party. He's despicable now.

by Anonymousreply 18March 1, 2021 12:24 PM

Pence ought to pull a Jim McGreevey, divorce mother, convert to Episcopalian and settle down with a nice husband.

by Anonymousreply 19March 1, 2021 2:11 PM

[quote] Surely, Pence, and even Karen, must be aware of all the "faggot" jokes emanating from the Trump camp and various quarters of the GOP/MAGAt industry. Do they know that everyone knows?

I thought this was just a Datalounge rude because he is a homophobe. Is there any credible evidence that Pence is a homo -- like with McConnell allegedly kicked out of military for homosexual sodomy?

by Anonymousreply 20March 1, 2021 3:56 PM

^^*ruse

by Anonymousreply 21March 1, 2021 3:58 PM

......

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by Anonymousreply 22March 1, 2021 4:01 PM

@r20, just my Gaydar going berserk whenever I see a picture of the Pence men together

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by Anonymousreply 23March 1, 2021 4:04 PM

I can never get R22's image out of my brain!

by Anonymousreply 24March 1, 2021 4:07 PM

Gay but celibate. He'd never risk it.

by Anonymousreply 25March 1, 2021 4:13 PM

All American college Jock types. "Let's toss the pigskin around then shower up for some Horseplay and Mirthful Fannie patting!"

by Anonymousreply 26March 1, 2021 4:43 PM

He wants Adam Kinzinger in him, quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 27March 1, 2021 4:47 PM

God, I hope I get it.

I hope I get it.

by Anonymousreply 28March 1, 2021 4:49 PM

Mother uses a strap-on and doms him, for sure.

by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2021 5:18 PM

Mike Pence has lots of dirty secrets he tries desperately to hide from Jesus. (But Jesus knows, Mike. Jesus in his Heaven knows your dirty secrets!) Therefore, he favors young men who are easily manipulated and controlled. He tells himself that he is being a mentor and friend. Total bullshit, of course.

If they can stand on their own and speak for themselves, they are of no use to Miss Mike Pence. Too risky. Much too risky.

by Anonymousreply 30March 1, 2021 5:23 PM

Mike & Lindsey sure stick to their word.

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by Anonymousreply 31March 1, 2021 5:50 PM

Two bottoms don't make a right.

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by Anonymousreply 32March 1, 2021 5:53 PM

What kind of males does Republican Mike Pence like?

BUTTERY Males.

by Anonymousreply 33March 1, 2021 6:53 PM

Mikey loves his male suitors to give him breathy, butterfly kisses all over his body.

by Anonymousreply 34March 1, 2021 7:23 PM

I'm guessing anyone with a pulse (although no pulse may not be a deterrent - who knows?)

by Anonymousreply 35March 1, 2021 7:27 PM
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