Conversation pits, for starters...
Tasteful Friends: A 1986 Home in Kinnelon, NJ
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 12, 2021 10:53 PM |
Wow.
Might make a good B&B or small resort if zoning allowed.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 1, 2021 4:52 AM |
This is truly one of the most hideous homes I've ever seen r really ever imagined!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 1, 2021 4:56 AM |
Who was the decorator? Carmela Soprano?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 1, 2021 5:06 AM |
Seems a little late for pits, they would have peaked already???
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 1, 2021 5:09 AM |
They must have loved watching Dynasty in that house.
Interesting that none of the bedrooms are shown in the photos.
The house is ghastly.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 1, 2021 5:19 AM |
What person that could afford that would actually buy it? Even athletes, rappers and mob bosses would skip it.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 1, 2021 5:24 AM |
Where do the stairs in the middle of the pool lead to?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 1, 2021 5:27 AM |
R7 Maybe it’s the East coast version of the Winchester House?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 1, 2021 5:35 AM |
Crikey! It's butt ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 1, 2021 5:37 AM |
The Last Supper in the dining room is a nice touch.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 1, 2021 5:39 AM |
What’s with all these exhausting OCD tasteful friends threads? Can we not have just ONE thread for this nonsense? ENOUGH!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 1, 2021 5:40 AM |
Was this Michael Jackson’s East coast home, it has the air of Neverland and vanquished male childhoods about it?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 1, 2021 5:43 AM |
The stairs lead just to the bar. So bartender stays dray.
OP has OCD, clearly.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 1, 2021 6:18 AM |
That house and its maintenance clearly pushed their absolute limits, money-wise. Those are some of the cheapest furnishings I've ever seen.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 1, 2021 6:46 AM |
Did it used to be a Busch Gardens Beer Pavilion?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 1, 2021 6:48 AM |
This is what hell looks like to me.
I like the Tasteful Friends threads. No one is forcing you to look at them.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 1, 2021 6:52 AM |
I suggest turning into a low security federal penitentiary. Living there would be punishment enough for most crimes.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 1, 2021 7:03 AM |
The GoodFellas Resort: New Jersey's answer to Disney.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 1, 2021 8:01 AM |
Octagonal peaks with exposed beams makes me want to...🤢🤢🤮
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 1, 2021 8:06 AM |
[quote]estled at the end of cul-de-suc
Heh.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 1, 2021 8:13 AM |
[quote]Tasteful Friends: A 1986 Home in Kinnelon, NJ
The exterior says [italic]Dynasty[/italic].
The interior says [italic]Pee-Wee's Playhouse[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 1, 2021 8:17 AM |
What? It's just your average mid-80s, Italian disco-octagon tribute to Saturday Night Fever... "Stayin' alive!"
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 1, 2021 8:25 AM |
I almost feel the vendors and contractors who allowed this are liable.
Crimes have clearly been committed.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 1, 2021 1:57 PM |
What's with the paved "moat" around the whole thing?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 1, 2021 2:11 PM |
Tasteful Friends threads are a long-standing DL tradition, and there's no reason to put them all in one thread just because you're new and pissy, r11.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 1, 2021 2:39 PM |
[quote]Where do the stairs in the middle of the pool lead to?
Hell
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 1, 2021 2:40 PM |
Definitely a pit, but not the conversational kind. Unspeakable.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 1, 2021 2:56 PM |
How was this sold for $110k in 1997 if built in 1986?
And the owners look to be arabic of some kind.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 1, 2021 3:02 PM |
That has to be one of the most vulgar "Tasteful Friends" houses ever.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 1, 2021 3:55 PM |
^^ You must be new, we've had a lot worse
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 1, 2021 3:57 PM |
It... it isnt minimalist. And the garden seems nice, as does the indoor pool.
Otherwise I agree with the general consensus here - it is fucking hideous
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 1, 2021 4:02 PM |
Damn, I never expected to see the place I grew up on DL. As mentioned upthread, no one who could afford it would buy that house. Kinnelon is a (comparatively) wealthy suburb surrounded by a lot of a) woods b) not-wealthy suburbs. I lived on the border and could throw a rock into Kinnelon from my backyard. The house is in one of the private communities.
If you want to live in the middle of nowhere in a museum of tackiness, go for it!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 1, 2021 5:29 PM |
How does one even [italic]conceive[/italic] of a house like this? Just take all the markers of some ill-defined "rich person's house" and throw it all together? The pool in photo #17 looks nice, but the Bob Hope profile shadow is jarring.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 1, 2021 5:44 PM |
It's divine!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 12, 2021 10:53 PM |