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I PEED 50 TIME TODAY

DEATH?

by Anonymousreply 16March 1, 2021 4:22 AM

OP, are you from North?

by Anonymousreply 1February 28, 2021 6:46 PM

By diabetes, no less...

by Anonymousreply 2February 28, 2021 6:48 PM

Pregnant? I bet you don’t even know who the father is.

by Anonymousreply 3February 28, 2021 6:48 PM

We can only hope...

by Anonymousreply 4February 28, 2021 6:53 PM

DEATH = Eventually

by Anonymousreply 5February 28, 2021 7:00 PM

I think you have a bad case of Diabeetus

by Anonymousreply 6February 28, 2021 7:04 PM

My doctor put me on Myrbetriq for my "frequency issue." It's kind of expensive but it seems to help a lot. To make sure, I quit taking it for a few months and noticed how much worse off I was without it. So I intended to take it for years, if needed.

by Anonymousreply 7February 28, 2021 7:04 PM

Did you pee out the “s”?

by Anonymousreply 8February 28, 2021 7:05 PM

[quote]Did you pee out the “s”?

It's Melania, she has a bladder infection again

by Anonymousreply 9February 28, 2021 7:07 PM

[quote] It's Melania, she has a bladder infection again

No! To-day is day I entertain my Donald. He like traditional Slavic pee show very much.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 28, 2021 7:10 PM

I would ask for your things, but who would want your meagre possessions?

by Anonymousreply 11February 28, 2021 7:17 PM

[quote] but who would want your meagre possessions?

It depends.

by Anonymousreply 12February 28, 2021 7:25 PM

Slap on a big ol piss pad.

by Anonymousreply 13February 28, 2021 8:00 PM

[quote] who would want your meagre possessions?

No one wants your pretentious British spelling, so I guess y'all are even.

by Anonymousreply 14February 28, 2021 9:24 PM

This. Or possibly a treasonous prostate.

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by Anonymousreply 15March 1, 2021 3:02 AM

You need more prostate stimulation...STAT.

by Anonymousreply 16March 1, 2021 4:22 AM
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