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Which Evans brother has the better tool?

Chris (top right) or Scott?

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by Anonymousreply 61March 20, 2021 11:51 PM

Scott

by Anonymousreply 1February 28, 2021 5:22 AM

It's difficult to compare as the quality of Scott's picture is better.

by Anonymousreply 2February 28, 2021 4:50 PM

DON'T MAKE ME DECIDE.

by Anonymousreply 3February 28, 2021 5:16 PM

They look quite similar. Do brothers cocks tend to be similar in size, shape, and everything else?

by Anonymousreply 4February 28, 2021 5:21 PM

I’d take either one - or both!

by Anonymousreply 5February 28, 2021 5:29 PM

I think this proves Chris is straight. Straight guys take the most unflattering dick pics, but gays have it down to an art. For that, I'd say Scott's is better.

by Anonymousreply 6February 28, 2021 5:43 PM

Any pics of either of those logs spurting warm man-seed in gushing rivulets of creamy goodness?

by Anonymousreply 7February 28, 2021 6:04 PM

Has to be Chris. Scott is such a dick-wilter as soon as she opens her mouth. I just can’t deal with the cringe factor of Scott riding his brother’s coat tails. I guess I’m just too into who a cock is connected to before I can be aroused.

by Anonymousreply 8February 28, 2021 6:07 PM

Scott was great on OLTL. AND a nice dick.

by Anonymousreply 9February 28, 2021 6:11 PM

R9, Scott butched it up for OLTL.

by Anonymousreply 10February 28, 2021 6:12 PM

I think this needs to be a taste test.

by Anonymousreply 11February 28, 2021 6:28 PM

You can literally see the family resemblance in their dicks, they are quite similar.

by Anonymousreply 12February 28, 2021 6:31 PM

The guy on the top right has a great mushroom head.

by Anonymousreply 13February 28, 2021 6:57 PM

I would lock my mouth around that fuckstick, sealing my lips tight to the shaft, then quickly slide my mouth up until the mushroom head stopped my progress. Then I'd swallow it to the root, and repeat, as many times as it took to get a mouthful of baby batter.

by Anonymousreply 14February 28, 2021 7:38 PM

They can have a sword fight in my mouth anytime.

by Anonymousreply 15February 28, 2021 7:41 PM

I believe they quarantined together at Chris' house in Massachusetts.

by Anonymousreply 16February 28, 2021 9:11 PM

Scott looks to have the better tool but it's attached to a mess so I'd go with Chris.

by Anonymousreply 17February 28, 2021 10:53 PM

Chris is the Chris among Chrises

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by Anonymousreply 18February 28, 2021 11:03 PM

J.J. of course -- how else would his ugly ass be able to get all those beautiful women?

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by Anonymousreply 19February 28, 2021 11:10 PM

I'd have to sit on each to be able to make an educated guess.

by Anonymousreply 20March 1, 2021 12:12 AM

I’d like to taste both

by Anonymousreply 21March 1, 2021 12:20 AM

I think they are both hot guys, but not especially into either of the dicks. Difficult to make a comparison too because the photos are so different. To be honest in the fantasy scenario where I'm having sex with them, I'm topping them one after the other anyway so their dicks are pretty irrelevant.

by Anonymousreply 22March 1, 2021 2:22 PM

OP - this should have been a poll to decide which pole is better.

by Anonymousreply 23March 1, 2021 2:25 PM

Jonathan Bennett.

by Anonymousreply 24March 1, 2021 3:36 PM

I need POLL for the POLE

by Anonymousreply 25March 1, 2021 3:37 PM

Chris has the better everything. Not that I’d kick Scott out of bed. I just find Chris more edible. I would love to drink his blood and dominate him while he is tied up and passed out from ether.

by Anonymousreply 26March 1, 2021 4:02 PM

More proof males inherit dick size- and male pattern baldness- from their maternal side. In their case Italian (Capuano).

by Anonymousreply 27March 1, 2021 4:46 PM

What I've found is that in a family with multiple sons, there is one son who gets all the right combination of genetics, but there is something off about the others. Basically if you have 3 sons, 1 of those sons will be gorgeous. The other two might be okay, but not as gorgeous as the gorgeous one.

by Anonymousreply 28March 1, 2021 8:49 PM

R28 = Doug Pitt

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by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2021 8:51 PM

Look at Jimmy Garoppolo's brother as an example.

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by Anonymousreply 30March 1, 2021 9:03 PM

Not sure how true that is but it’s a good point. I think genes just play a factor. Kellen Lutz brothers are a good example too. He’s the best looking out of his brothers. I would say the Hemsworths are an example of how this isn’t true.

by Anonymousreply 31March 16, 2021 11:49 AM

How do you explain the Hemsworth brothers then R28? Chris and Liam are both 10s and even poor Luke who is objectively not as attractive is still a handsome man.

by Anonymousreply 32March 16, 2021 12:00 PM

None of the Osmond brothers are gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 33March 16, 2021 12:06 PM

Hunter Biden

by Anonymousreply 34March 16, 2021 12:07 PM

[quote]How do you explain the Hemsworth brothers then [R28]? Chris and Liam are both 10s and even poor Luke who is objectively not as attractive is still a handsome man.

In my opinion, it doesn't. I think Liam is the best looking one in the face. Chris makes up for his face with his body and he has sexual energy that eclipses Liam. Liam is pretty, but Chris is a stud.

As for the Osmond brothers, you are correct, none of them are gorgeous, but out of all of the brothers Donny is the best looking one.

by Anonymousreply 35March 16, 2021 3:53 PM

Opinions?

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by Anonymousreply 36March 16, 2021 5:03 PM

It doesn't explain the hunky Cavill brothers either

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by Anonymousreply 37March 16, 2021 6:26 PM

Yea good point all of the Cavill brothers are good looking.

by Anonymousreply 38March 17, 2021 3:19 AM

R28 is right. Skarsgard brothers: Alexander is gorgeous and got all the good genes, the rest are balding or weird looking.

Taylor Kitsch has two older brothers. He is hot and gorgeous, the other two mediocre at best.

by Anonymousreply 39March 17, 2021 4:23 AM

Beautiful cocks on them both!

by Anonymousreply 40March 17, 2021 4:27 AM

Both, can I get them to spit roast me

by Anonymousreply 41March 17, 2021 4:52 AM

R41 fuck yes

by Anonymousreply 42March 17, 2021 4:53 AM

I don't think Alexander is gorgeous. He's big and strapping but the face is unexceptional.

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by Anonymousreply 43March 17, 2021 5:33 AM

I had a straight male acquaintance who was just drop dead gorgeous, head to toe. I knew he had brothers, but I hadn't met them for years. Then one day I did... they were... average to ugly.

It's got to suck to be the non-hot brother.

by Anonymousreply 44March 17, 2021 5:53 AM

Ralph and Joseph Fiennes are both handsome, especially when younger. Not in the same way, but equally.

by Anonymousreply 45March 17, 2021 6:03 AM

Ben and Casey Affleck both handsome, not in same way, but equally.

by Anonymousreply 46March 17, 2021 6:04 AM

These two

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by Anonymousreply 47March 17, 2021 6:08 AM
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by Anonymousreply 48March 17, 2021 6:08 AM

Colton and sibling.

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by Anonymousreply 49March 17, 2021 6:23 AM

Chris. He has a better everything. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 50March 17, 2021 4:30 PM

Dylan Efron is hotter than Zac now. Zac was a cute twink but then he grew up and over-bulked his body. Short guys look ridiculous with too much muscle. Plus the drinking/drugging has really taken a toll on his face.

by Anonymousreply 51March 17, 2021 5:03 PM

Dylan Efron has a better proportioned body than Zac's. However, his face, while cute, makes less of an impression than his pint sized sibling.

by Anonymousreply 52March 17, 2021 6:39 PM

Chris is definitely the hottest. Scott has something "off" about him. And as the other poster said, as soon as Scott opens his mouth and you hear that voice, it's an instant dick-wilter.

by Anonymousreply 53March 17, 2021 6:49 PM

Chris is a bit of a beardfisher.

by Anonymousreply 54March 17, 2021 6:51 PM

Chris Evans is aging better than Chris Pine, who's looked like haggard shit for awhile now.

by Anonymousreply 55March 17, 2021 6:56 PM

Is the OP of this thread the SAME troll who keeps posting the fake celebrity videos from the same Twitter troll? Enough troll. Enough.

by Anonymousreply 56March 17, 2021 6:58 PM

R56? What the fuck are you babbling about, you ridiculous queen? Looking through your posts, it seems your sole purpose at DL is to be as combative as possible with everyone else on any given thread. Go suck on a tube of Preparation H you fucking hemorrhoid. The troll shit is coming from somewhere up your fetid cunt. Now get the fuck off DL, you nutjob.

Now, where were we? Ah yes, back to the Chrises.

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by Anonymousreply 57March 17, 2021 7:33 PM

I'm in a state of Chrises.

by Anonymousreply 58March 18, 2021 6:15 AM

I love that Chris isn't afraid to eat his own body fluids.

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by Anonymousreply 59March 20, 2021 10:58 PM

You know the boys have compared units. I don’t follow either on IG, so someone please ask.

by Anonymousreply 60March 20, 2021 11:19 PM

But Chris has the better lace front

by Anonymousreply 61March 20, 2021 11:51 PM
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