Gay Celebrities You Can't Stand....THE POLL!!!!!

The Original Thread

It's times like this I regret only being able to vote once.

R2 I think if you refresh you can vote again?

The Ellen I hate is the one who now calls herself a heterosexual man named Elliott.

R4 She/they are on there as the 9th option, "Elliott/Ellen'

The worst member of that Q-word show is that long-haired white boy who calls himself NB because he thinks it can get him more str8 cock.

R6 I didn't individually name him because I loathe Tan France more than I loathe Jonathan Van Ness. But, that vote is for EVERY cast member of either version of that show because I really think they were awful shows that promoted a phony sense of gayness with fake "experts" who had terrible taste but it was passed off as great because....

ALL GAYS HAVE GREAT TASTE! EVEN THESE NOBODIES WHO ARE JUST ACTORS PRETENDING TO BE EXPERTS!!!

Voted for Ellen Page after learning about her on the other thread. She is definitely the least favourite of the lot for me.

I actually like all the rest of them, although it is becoming clear that Ellen has some issues she needs to seek help for

Bryan Singer needs to be on this poll, he really is a piece of work

OP, you forgot Danny Pintauro.

What about Boy George and Elton John? Sheesh!

Is Tan France (wtf kind of bullshit name is that?) the Pakistani guy who is desperate to be white?

Elliott Page, the heterosexual man.

Let's not, and say we did ........

R7: I agree. I hated that show then and I hate the revival even more. Even the title is two slurs for the price of one. First, the q-word calls gays abnormal and disordered while its defenders respond with stock responses about "reclamation" (bullshit) and then follow those up with ageist slurs when I'm not even 40 yet! Then, calling heterodegeneracy "str8" is another way of saying there's something wrong with being gay. Seriously, fuck that show and everyone who enables its existence by watching it.

Haha they/their freak Sam smith ‘winning’ by large margin.

Sam Smith because he can't even admit to being gay.

Rob Marshall because he had only one good (but overrated) film while everything else he does is either mediocre or just plain bad.

I still can't decide... :(

R15 Which i don't understand. They is annoying but innofenssive

All of the above.

I'm sad "Queer Eye" isn't getting more votes.

Are their lesbians named Ellen who are not mean or self-hating?

There

Sam Cushing

Andy Cohen. Because he tries to hard to be liked and be in the cool kids crowd. Fuck him and his phony friends Anderson and Kelly.

At least the other Sam Smith tried to stop the US and the USSR from killing each other.

That crazy bipolar lezbot from Working Out about a gym in LA.

......

Eichner should've won by a country mile. The man is just vile. And not funny.

Why aren't Miles Jessup and Connor Heizer on the list??

I lost all respect (what little I had) for Sam Smith when he was on WWHL with patti labelle. He described bowing when he met Prince Charles, & said he went so low it looked like he was giving him a bj. His joke was awkward & stupid & even patti seemed befuddled.

The only one I have any respect for is Billy Eichner, and for Difficult People only.

R31 haha that’s funny!

I hope they didn't use Tan France's sperm, R28. He's incredibly ugly. And I'm not saying that because he's of Pakistani descent.

Tan France I despise strictly on the name. He could LITERALLY be a grizzled old queen from Marseille and I would still hate him. I hate that fucking name.

Alas, Billy Eichner is on the list, so Billy it is.

Cunt.

Ellen is the only female on the list. Also the one like the least. I cringe at that godawful dance thing she does at the beginning. Does she still do that? And those sneakers.

[quote]that [Queer Eye] vote is for EVERY cast member of either version of that show because I really think they were awful shows that promoted a phony sense of gayness with fake "experts" who had terrible taste but it was passed off as great because....

[quote]ALL GAYS HAVE GREAT TASTE! EVEN THESE NOBODIES WHO ARE JUST ACTORS PRETENDING TO BE EXPERTS!!!

Agreed. It's a whole show, a small industry even, built around the idea of gays being ridiculous, frivolous men of no real skill, but bursting with opinions on everything.

Need someone to tell you three mistruths about Mid-Century Modern furniture? To offer hair care advice to a 60+ year-old men with (head) hair down past hair asshole and whose name is not Willie Nelson? To surprise you meat-&-potatoes parents with a meal of tofurkey and collard greens smoked with patchouli incense?

Call a gay man? A whole truck full of useless fuckers with fab names and fab personal style will show up to fuck you up.

Tough call

I feel no betrayal of fellow gay people here because celebrities of the ilk represented by most of the people on the list are more celeb-zombies than real humans.

But I'll vote for Kevin Spacey.

Or B. Singer.