What do you smell like right this moment?

Weiners of man and dog.

Dune by Christian Dior

A mix of Tom Ford "Tobacco Vanilla" and Britney Spears "Believe".

Faint smell of Centuries Sandalwood cologne from Caswell-Massey.

A soft scent of yesterday’s dinner, Trader Joe’s Chicken Tikka Masala.

Fear

Weed, farts, and stale beer.

Oribe and the hair is shiney yet coarse. I’m going Bob Ross without the lovable personality.

[quote] Weed, farts, and stale beer.

Welcome to DL, straight man!

Probably weed.

Ugh, gross R9. I'm a Kinsey 6 and proud of it!

Rainbow sprinkles!

Marula oil and right guard.

Ballsack = Chili cheese Fritos

Neck = B&BW In the Stars

I smell like this:

Sex and candy.

Gin and regret.

I smell fucking delicious

R18 = caramel popcorn

Feet. And Le Male cologne.

I smell like my favorite old standby cologne 4711. People have told me over the years that I smell good.

Vanilla & snowflakes

Secret smoker who just had a breath mint smell.

Do you really want to know?

R19 wanna eat me?

Dial.

Fir needles and pu-erh tea.

Calvin Klein's "Obsession".

Guerlain Jicky and Boston Terrier kisses.

Everybody knows R23.

They know about your toupee too. AND your "absolutely no-one can see it" men's make-up.

Well, I declare, R30. How impertinent!

Molton Brown Gingerlily hand soap and ennui

Peanut butter, ivory soap and my boyfriend's kisses

L’eau de Fishey!

Silver Mountain Water by Creed

I smell so bad I need to Febreze myself!

Vetiver oil, which I just put on my feet to help me go to sleep.

Irish Spring. I took a shower. I realized I forgot to take one this morning and before I got into the nice cool clean sheets I wanted to feel fresh. For those of you who smell like food all I have to say is you type fat.

Murlock's London Patchouli, gin and regret.

Clarins Eau Dynamisante

Kiehls shampoo

Teen Spirit

Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Pure-Castile Liquid Soap. I just showered.

Well, it depends where I put my finger.

Bengay.

B.O., since I'm wearing a flannel shirt that I already wore yesterday. But I washed up a bit, so I can also smell some Dial soap, and a spritz of L'Artisan Tea for Two.

The tonka bean-scented soap from Claus Porto I use.

Top notes of Bergamot, Pineapple, Artemisia, Aldehydes, Mint, and Calendula; heart notes of Jasmine, Peach, Rose, Tuberose, Cyclamen, Mimosa, Hyacinth, and Lily of the Valley; and Base notes of Musk, Oakmoss, Cedarwood, Raspberry, and Cypress.

And there's something sexy about it, too!

I smell like pine tar soap and Pinaud talc.

If I smell like anything, its either deodorant soap, laundry detergent, or fabric softener. I hate cologne or deodorant

I smell like...The Great Unwashed.

like basement.. been cleaning up after the foundation repair crew

I'm Janbot, therefore my prolapsed anus drags to my knees and always smells like rancid feces.

R42 - doesn’t that stuff turn your skin into cracked, dry clay?

It smells great and makes you feel super clean - but completely dries you out.

My husband's semen and Limoncello.

Fudge brownie

Wind Song

I thought you were a Klassy whore, R56!

Flowers. Like always.

Warm hay and horse dung.

I've just been mucking out my horses this morning.

Cheap whiskey, cigarettes and despair.

Today it's this lemon cologne from Turkey: Pereja Lemon Cologne. Got the idea from some fancy person I follow on Instagram. It's incredibly inexpensive - I just checked the price on Amazon and it's $19.03 for 1000ml.

Ralph Lauren Glamorous and vodka/tonic.

Is smelling like a lemon a plus, I wonder...

cookies!

1/2 Malbec and 1/2 dick breath

Sweat, after my night jog.

meth

R61 there's a good Spanish one, too: Alvarez Gomez Agua de Colonia

Fish. But I'm not a woman. How'd this happen?

Bed

Thanks r68 👍🏻

Yves Saint Laurent L’homme

Old Man Smell, whiskey, tobacco and tears..

My one semi-pricey indulgence in toiletries: Aveda Men's Pure-Formance shampoo and conditioner, "formulated with Kunzea, citrus, and organic essential oils of spearmint, vetiver, and lavender," but to my nose smells mostly of bergamot and vetiver.

And cock and balls and ass.

Beer, cigarettes and my roommate's stuffed cabbage rolls mixed with Sabon Lavender spray.

Rimming.

Brut !

Coffee and Kiehl's Musk.

The male essence of a big black buck and baby powder

Loulou by Cacharel

Savon de Marseilles Opium soap, goat milk, Vaseline, and humidified air.

Toast

A day later from my last post and I still smell like Wednesday’s Trader Joe’s Chicken Tikka Masala.

It’s just more faint, and I rather like it. I have showered, of course.

- r5

Freshly showered with a hint of the ocean after a morning’s surfing.

Pussy.

Took a hot shower & shampooed hair. Do so nightly. Clean.

R79 Aren't you in Mar-a-Lago every weekend, Là Sènatrice? The combo of the smell of DJT's diapers, cheese on a stubby mushroom🍄 head, and auroma of Vodka Collins, has to be rather foul.

I think that’s becoming increasingly unusual, r86.

[quote] Fish. But I'm not a woman. How'd this happen?

Who among you sniff your own pits?

I probably smell like the spice cookie I'm eating as we speak. I love cologne, and so many exceptional ones have been mentioned, but I can't wear them because my partner is sensitive to scented products. What I do for love.

Dried cum, armpits

[quote] Took a hot shower & shampooed hair. Do so nightly. Clean.

A hot shower is not all that great for your skin or your circulation.

Also, people who shower at night tend to stink by mid-day and even more at the end of the day before their shower, as opposed to people who do it in the morning. Though that’s fine if you’re a young(ish), fit stud—you can fill my nostrils with your end-of-day stink and I won’t complain!

Nice pungent spunk.

[quote] Who among you sniff your own pits?

I do, all the time, though it’s usually to gauge how bad they are. And I’m a nervous type, so they’re always bad.

There’s also a difference between the odors of anxiety sweat and regular sweat. The former is more ‘acrid’ and pungent. The latter is more the sort that people who are into guys’ armpits appreciate, I reckon. I loathe the smell of my anxious pits.

My yeasty balls, on the other hand....

Penis breath.

Mixture of Olay sop, Right Guard Sport Anti-perspirant/Deodorant, Persil detergent, and this morning's breakfast.

The smell of dollar store cologne and Newport cigarettes.... I’M HOME!

Freshly showered. No strong scents except coffee breath.