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Madonna "Losing All Track With Reality"

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by Anonymousreply 24March 2, 2021 12:14 AM

She lost that track the moment she didn't get an Oscar nomination for [italic]Evita[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 1February 24, 2021 2:14 PM

Grandma's discovered filters!

by Anonymousreply 2February 24, 2021 2:15 PM

Madonna has never been on speaking terms with dignity.

by Anonymousreply 3February 24, 2021 2:18 PM

How many layers of pancake is that?

by Anonymousreply 4February 24, 2021 2:23 PM
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by Anonymousreply 5February 24, 2021 2:25 PM

Is she using Brendad Ickson's phone?

by Anonymousreply 6February 24, 2021 2:32 PM

She’s turning into former “human Ken doll” Jessica Alves.

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by Anonymousreply 7February 25, 2021 12:27 PM

She was so normal and even borderline likable here.

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by Anonymousreply 8March 1, 2021 10:07 PM

The day Grandma discovered filters.

by Anonymousreply 9March 1, 2021 10:12 PM

Ugh, still trying to make those mouth grills happen.

I used to love her but her insistence on the grill made me quit.

by Anonymousreply 10March 1, 2021 10:24 PM

Isn't her stretched-like-a-drum face altered enough?

by Anonymousreply 11March 1, 2021 10:49 PM

More and more she resembles Divine....only Divine was fun and knew what she was doing.

by Anonymousreply 12March 1, 2021 11:02 PM

She looks great! Love the new look!

by Anonymousreply 13March 1, 2021 11:08 PM

NorMadonna Desmond is at it again. How long before they fish a hot young stud’s lifeless corpse out of her pool?

by Anonymousreply 14March 1, 2021 11:21 PM

Madonna is a wealthy woman with nearly a billion dollar fortune in the bank. Her career is pretty much over. She has nothing else to do except stuff like this.

She seems to be wealthy and bored.

I guess she's just having fun.

by Anonymousreply 15March 1, 2021 11:32 PM

I think she puts on her pancake makeup on with a waffle iron.

by Anonymousreply 16March 1, 2021 11:50 PM

Divine ate shit.

by Anonymousreply 17March 1, 2021 11:56 PM

R19 At the end of the article, DM says that Warren Beatty was 83 when he was dating Madonna during Truth or Dare in 1991. That would currently make Warren 113 years old. lol.

by Anonymousreply 18March 1, 2021 11:59 PM

R18 That means that Shirley MacLaine would be 125. How many of her claimed lives with that cut out?

by Anonymousreply 19March 2, 2021 12:02 AM

Not so sure it's a filter.

by Anonymousreply 20March 2, 2021 12:08 AM

Unfortunately for Madonna, she's only HALF French-Canadian

by Anonymousreply 21March 2, 2021 12:08 AM

Formerly attractive woman ages out of youth centered industry and becomes a feminist ranting about the patriarchy and the male gaze even though they were ok with said industry when they were the cute chick at the top. Many such cases!

by Anonymousreply 22March 2, 2021 12:12 AM

Agree with R15, maybe we need to find her a hobby or a book club.

by Anonymousreply 23March 2, 2021 12:14 AM

Noting Madonna does will ever be as bad a Janet Jackson's horrific plastic surgery...

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by Anonymousreply 24March 2, 2021 12:14 AM
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