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DL fashionistas: What color of shirt goes with these shorts?

I love these shorts so much (the color is EVERYTHING!), but I really don’t know what color shirt would go with it. Please help me out! Thanks!

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by Anonymousreply 3702/27/2021

Coral, white or yellow.

by Anonymousreply 102/23/2021

Pale pink, with a light mauve v-neck slung over your shoulders!

by Anonymousreply 202/23/2021

white, very light yellow, or navy

by Anonymousreply 302/23/2021

Unless you are auditioning for an Eldergay remake of the Golden Girls, you should not be wearing the horror that is these 1980s looking pastel shorty-shorts.

by Anonymousreply 402/23/2021

Here, gurl.

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by Anonymousreply 502/23/2021

Something you could also order from Tilly's:

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by Anonymousreply 602/23/2021

OP = Cockgobbler Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 702/23/2021

Public Access shorts? You *are* a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 802/23/2021

Stick with white unless you young,thin, and tanned. Otherwise, you’ll look like an Easter egg.

by Anonymousreply 902/23/2021

I actually think olive green would look better than burgundy.

by Anonymousreply 1002/23/2021

Can we assume this is for an Easter pool party?

by Anonymousreply 1102/23/2021

But Debbie...PASTELS?

Those shorts are awful, and even worse that you had to ask. Are you seriously that tacky?

by Anonymousreply 1202/23/2021

OP your taste in clothes is shit, and the website you’re ordering from has the most boring fashions available. Are you really that boring and bland?

by Anonymousreply 1302/23/2021

R1 failed her role by responding correctly.

The proper R1 reply is "orange, especially if you're white."

by Anonymousreply 1402/23/2021

I do like the color, and I love a nautical look OP. But thirty-five fucking dollars for shorts?! Absolutely not. I don't even pay that for jeans.

by Anonymousreply 1502/23/2021

The shirt has to be bubblegum pink, and you MUST wear a turquoise belt. Divine!

by Anonymousreply 1602/23/2021

Needs a print

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by Anonymousreply 1702/23/2021

Swim trunks. Color looks dreadful on pale skin.

by Anonymousreply 1802/23/2021

Color-blocked puce.

by Anonymousreply 1902/23/2021

Those shorts are horrible. Only someone very good-looking and hot could pull it off.

by Anonymousreply 2002/23/2021

Be honest, Miss OP. You're a bottom, yes?

by Anonymousreply 2102/23/2021


by Anonymousreply 2202/23/2021


I’m vers.

by Anonymousreply 2302/24/2021

OP, your taste in clothes is SHIT! Does the concept of trying to be creative instead of a bland xerox fag not appeal to you?

by Anonymousreply 2402/24/2021


You’re being pretty homophobic and you can royally fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 2502/25/2021

Melon worked the best in 1985 (that’s not a slam).

For evening, a very deep v-neck chunky cable-knit neutral sweater had people reaching in to cup your pecs. Bonus, if you have a darker complexion or a tan.

by Anonymousreply 2602/25/2021

R24 Not homophobic because people aren’t busting out in Riverdance over OP’s shitty taste in clothing, so YOU can fuck right off!

by Anonymousreply 2702/26/2021

I would suggest watching old episodes of “Miami Vice” for some color combo ideas.

Personally, I’d try to tone them down with navy blue.

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by Anonymousreply 2802/26/2021

Baby blue. Or any pretty pale color. You got a nice pair OP!

by Anonymousreply 2902/26/2021

I KNEW I shouldn't have thrown out all my pastels from the 80's! It would have to be pink or a pale yellow polo with those shorts maybe with white stripes.

by Anonymousreply 3002/26/2021

White. Just like you.

by Anonymousreply 3102/26/2021

OP - ignore all the very, very old badly dressed old men posting in this thread. Most of them wear socks and sandals and wouldn't know fashion if it hit them in the face - even when they were young in the 1950s.

For those of us who aren't 100 and are still young enough to dress well - those volley shorts are really nice. I would wear a black or charcoal marle t-shirt for casual or tank top and some great trainers. That would suit them best and balance the bright color. There are some great t-shirts on that site. A white long sleeved shirt for more dressed up could work if you have a tan.

by Anonymousreply 3202/26/2021

[quote] A white long sleeved shirt for more dressed up could work if you have a tan.

They’re drawstring, Potato Head @ R32; you don’t tuck it in and if you leave the shirt tales out, OP will look like he forgot to wear pants as those are short shorts.

[quote] I would wear a black or charcoal marle t-shirt for casual

You’d wear a black in warm weather? Did your mum feed you lead paint chips?

[quote] or tank top

That was your go-to and it explains your critique.

by Anonymousreply 3302/26/2021

White, royal blue or salmon.

by Anonymousreply 3402/26/2021

A short sleeve Kelly green polo would be perfect.

by Anonymousreply 3502/26/2021

The shorts are ok if you are a handsome "man of color". If you are not quite dark, avoid.

I hope they are swim trunk and require NO SHIRT. Please do not have moobs.

by Anonymousreply 3602/26/2021

Well, get her! [R32]

by Anonymousreply 3702/27/2021
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