DL fashionistas: What color of shirt goes with these shorts?

Coral, white or yellow.

Pale pink, with a light mauve v-neck slung over your shoulders!

white, very light yellow, or navy

Unless you are auditioning for an Eldergay remake of the Golden Girls, you should not be wearing the horror that is these 1980s looking pastel shorty-shorts.

Here, gurl.

Something you could also order from Tilly's:

OP = Cockgobbler Aaron Schock

Public Access shorts? You *are* a whore, darlin'.

Stick with white unless you young,thin, and tanned. Otherwise, you’ll look like an Easter egg.

I actually think olive green would look better than burgundy.

Can we assume this is for an Easter pool party?

But Debbie...PASTELS?

Those shorts are awful, and even worse that you had to ask. Are you seriously that tacky?

OP your taste in clothes is shit, and the website you’re ordering from has the most boring fashions available. Are you really that boring and bland?

R1 failed her role by responding correctly.

The proper R1 reply is "orange, especially if you're white."

I do like the color, and I love a nautical look OP. But thirty-five fucking dollars for shorts?! Absolutely not. I don't even pay that for jeans.

The shirt has to be bubblegum pink, and you MUST wear a turquoise belt. Divine!

Needs a print

Swim trunks. Color looks dreadful on pale skin.

Color-blocked puce.

Those shorts are horrible. Only someone very good-looking and hot could pull it off.

Be honest, Miss OP. You're a bottom, yes?

Periwinkle

R21

I’m vers.

OP, your taste in clothes is SHIT! Does the concept of trying to be creative instead of a bland xerox fag not appeal to you?

R24

You’re being pretty homophobic and you can royally fuck off.

Melon worked the best in 1985 (that’s not a slam).

For evening, a very deep v-neck chunky cable-knit neutral sweater had people reaching in to cup your pecs. Bonus, if you have a darker complexion or a tan.

R24 Not homophobic because people aren’t busting out in Riverdance over OP’s shitty taste in clothing, so YOU can fuck right off!

I would suggest watching old episodes of “Miami Vice” for some color combo ideas.

Personally, I’d try to tone them down with navy blue.

Baby blue. Or any pretty pale color. You got a nice pair OP!

I KNEW I shouldn't have thrown out all my pastels from the 80's! It would have to be pink or a pale yellow polo with those shorts maybe with white stripes.

White. Just like you.

OP - ignore all the very, very old badly dressed old men posting in this thread. Most of them wear socks and sandals and wouldn't know fashion if it hit them in the face - even when they were young in the 1950s.

For those of us who aren't 100 and are still young enough to dress well - those volley shorts are really nice. I would wear a black or charcoal marle t-shirt for casual or tank top and some great trainers. That would suit them best and balance the bright color. There are some great t-shirts on that site. A white long sleeved shirt for more dressed up could work if you have a tan.

[quote] A white long sleeved shirt for more dressed up could work if you have a tan.

They’re drawstring, Potato Head @ R32; you don’t tuck it in and if you leave the shirt tales out, OP will look like he forgot to wear pants as those are short shorts.

[quote] I would wear a black or charcoal marle t-shirt for casual

You’d wear a black in warm weather? Did your mum feed you lead paint chips?

[quote] or tank top

That was your go-to and it explains your critique.

White, royal blue or salmon.

A short sleeve Kelly green polo would be perfect.

The shorts are ok if you are a handsome "man of color". If you are not quite dark, avoid.

I hope they are swim trunk and require NO SHIRT. Please do not have moobs.

Well, get her! [R32]