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Batboy from the Weekly World News

He'd be in his thirties by now. I always got a gay vibe from him but he's probably in the closet because of his celebrity status.

Do you think he goes by Batman now, or something else to avoid confusion with the comic book character? He probably goes by Matthew or Gene... something that doesn't draw attention.

And yes, I have heard the rumors that Batboy grew up to become female impersonator Trixie Mattel. I see the facial similarities but I don't think it is true.

I would love to discover that he has "an" OnlyFans!

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by Anonymousreply 2802/23/2021

His picture used to scare me when I'd stand in line at the supermarket, but I'm willing to face my fears and look at his BatHole.

by Anonymousreply 102/23/2021

What about Manny the half man half mule? Don’t you care about him??!

by Anonymousreply 202/23/2021

Does his batcave have cobwebs?

by Anonymousreply 302/23/2021

Not since Eva Peron has someone been more deserving of a musical based on their life.

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by Anonymousreply 402/23/2021

Did we miss his Bat Twink stage?

by Anonymousreply 502/23/2021

He's now a senator from Florida.

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by Anonymousreply 602/23/2021

He probably tries to evade all the calls begging him to star on Dancing With The Stars.

by Anonymousreply 702/23/2021

Batboy was a dick. I was his handler for a round of interviews. Liked to snort coke .

by Anonymousreply 802/23/2021

Batboy scares easily. Don't spook him. He's a screamer.

by Anonymousreply 902/23/2021

How did they create that image? No doubt they used a real photo and manipulated it. Where’s the real photo?

by Anonymousreply 1002/23/2021

Dear OP,

Eat dirt and go die.

XOXO

- Dear Dotti

by Anonymousreply 1102/23/2021

Who knew she was still dishing out the only advice worth taking? Dear Prudence could learn several things from Dottie!

This is my favorite part!!

[quote]And yes, I know my picture is old. Well, so am I! Do you think I want to put up a recent photo of me for the whole damn world to see? Yes, I do! But for now, just look at me in my prime. I was a real looker, wasn’t I? Damn right I was!

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by Anonymousreply 1202/23/2021

@r6, I was going to say that Batboy grew up to be Ted Cruz, but your answer is better

by Anonymousreply 1302/23/2021

What about Manny?!

by Anonymousreply 1402/23/2021

Covid started because Batboy went on vacation to China and ate a Pangolin. He's a monster.

by Anonymousreply 1502/23/2021

I wanted to work for the Weekly World News back when I was in jr high/high school, but didn't have the connections.

by Anonymousreply 1602/23/2021

My dick would not be going anywhere near his mouth!

by Anonymousreply 1702/23/2021

Ok, I'm just going to say it (this isn't the OP's fault).

Do not confuse Batboy with Batkid who got the 5 star treatment in San Francisco from the Make a Wish Foundation.

Maybe it is just me, but that is the first place my mind went when I say "batboy".

by Anonymousreply 1802/23/2021

I've seen the "Batboy" musical twice -- once at a community theater and once at a community college. I enjoyed it both times.

by Anonymousreply 1902/23/2021

I love the fact that it’s back again. They reached their Kickstarter goal. David Pecker ruined them.

by Anonymousreply 2002/23/2021

30 years I had a student who subscribed to WWN (Yes, he was/is gay). Each week he would bring in the new issue and I would read the horoscopes and Dear Dottie to the class. (It was public speaking, so I was modeling good delivery to them—don’t judge me!). Imagine doing that today.

by Anonymousreply 2102/23/2021

R18, who on here was confusing these two in the first place?

by Anonymousreply 2202/23/2021

:*)(

by Anonymousreply 2302/23/2021

I would often confuse Batboy with disgraced Former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani, but now I can tell which one is which.

I agree with R7, though, I think Batboy would see a career resurgence by competing on D☆NCING WITH THE ST☆RS!

To respond to OP's comment, I do not believe Batboy is gay. Maybe bi-curious, but he's not into dudes.

by Anonymousreply 2402/23/2021

Leave Batboy alone. He is NOT gay! He is deeply in love with his wife, Deb, a high school P.E. teacher

by Anonymousreply 2502/23/2021

Anyone remember the Weekly World News Hotline?

by Anonymousreply 2602/23/2021

Ive seen the musical more times than I can remember. A fun and funny show. Too bad the original Bat Boy, Deven May, is a hardcore Trumper. Very disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 2702/23/2021

[quote] Do not confuse Batboy with Batkid who got the 5 star treatment in San Francisco from the Make a Wish Foundation. Maybe it is just me, but that is the first place my mind went when I say "batboy".

That's not the first place my mind.

Bat. Boy.

by Anonymousreply 2802/23/2021
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