Batboy from the Weekly World News

His picture used to scare me when I'd stand in line at the supermarket, but I'm willing to face my fears and look at his BatHole.

What about Manny the half man half mule? Don’t you care about him??!

Does his batcave have cobwebs?

Not since Eva Peron has someone been more deserving of a musical based on their life.

Did we miss his Bat Twink stage?

He's now a senator from Florida.

He probably tries to evade all the calls begging him to star on Dancing With The Stars.

Batboy was a dick. I was his handler for a round of interviews. Liked to snort coke .

Batboy scares easily. Don't spook him. He's a screamer.

How did they create that image? No doubt they used a real photo and manipulated it. Where’s the real photo?

Dear OP,

Eat dirt and go die.

XOXO

- Dear Dotti

Who knew she was still dishing out the only advice worth taking? Dear Prudence could learn several things from Dottie!

This is my favorite part!!

[quote]And yes, I know my picture is old. Well, so am I! Do you think I want to put up a recent photo of me for the whole damn world to see? Yes, I do! But for now, just look at me in my prime. I was a real looker, wasn’t I? Damn right I was!

@r6, I was going to say that Batboy grew up to be Ted Cruz, but your answer is better

What about Manny?!

Covid started because Batboy went on vacation to China and ate a Pangolin. He's a monster.

I wanted to work for the Weekly World News back when I was in jr high/high school, but didn't have the connections.

My dick would not be going anywhere near his mouth!

Ok, I'm just going to say it (this isn't the OP's fault).

Do not confuse Batboy with Batkid who got the 5 star treatment in San Francisco from the Make a Wish Foundation.

Maybe it is just me, but that is the first place my mind went when I say "batboy".

I've seen the "Batboy" musical twice -- once at a community theater and once at a community college. I enjoyed it both times.

I love the fact that it’s back again. They reached their Kickstarter goal. David Pecker ruined them.

30 years I had a student who subscribed to WWN (Yes, he was/is gay). Each week he would bring in the new issue and I would read the horoscopes and Dear Dottie to the class. (It was public speaking, so I was modeling good delivery to them—don’t judge me!). Imagine doing that today.

R18, who on here was confusing these two in the first place?

:*)(

I would often confuse Batboy with disgraced Former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani, but now I can tell which one is which.

I agree with R7, though, I think Batboy would see a career resurgence by competing on D☆NCING WITH THE ST☆RS!

To respond to OP's comment, I do not believe Batboy is gay. Maybe bi-curious, but he's not into dudes.

Leave Batboy alone. He is NOT gay! He is deeply in love with his wife, Deb, a high school P.E. teacher

Anyone remember the Weekly World News Hotline?

Ive seen the musical more times than I can remember. A fun and funny show. Too bad the original Bat Boy, Deven May, is a hardcore Trumper. Very disappointing.

[quote] Do not confuse Batboy with Batkid who got the 5 star treatment in San Francisco from the Make a Wish Foundation. Maybe it is just me, but that is the first place my mind went when I say "batboy".

That's not the first place my mind.

Bat. Boy.