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Protestors Send Mariachi Band To Ted Cruz House ’

Cancun Cruz

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by Anonymousreply 37Last Monday at 1:35 PM

This is hysterical. I love it. I think protest ought to have some wit and humor behind it. Creative. I give it a 10 out of 10.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Monday at 7:29 AM

Hopefully the neighbors call the INS.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Monday at 7:35 AM

I LOVE IT!!! possibly the best form of protest available

by Anonymousreply 3Last Monday at 7:37 AM

anyone else love it

by Anonymousreply 4Last Monday at 7:44 AM

I fucking love Mariachis. Cruz doesn't deserve them.

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by Anonymousreply 5Last Monday at 7:50 AM

Poor Ted had to leave early to try to save his horrible career.

Bring a little Mexico to him. Yes. Very good.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Monday at 7:54 AM

Will Cancun Cruz come out and offer water?

If he was smart, which he isn’t, he would come out and be a human being about his mistake. A mix of contrite and a bit of humor to defang the humiliation and stupidity.

But politicians are too full of themselves to admit error.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Monday at 7:55 AM

Poor poor Snowflake, no rest for her these days.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Monday at 8:09 AM

I know I'll catch shit for this but somebody is REALLY trying to make this a 'thing' and it just isn't.

I despise Ted Cruz, but fuck, does everything have to be a cancel-worthy, days-long newscycle scandal? Is it possible they decided to get away, as many people do, without having any idea how widespread the issue was? It'd be one thing if the guy had been given reports by staffers or the Governor indicating the state as a whole was in trouble. And maybe someone did. But is the man not entitled to be checked-out from work from time to time and perhaps was legitimately clueless to what was going on? Mistakes happen. Cruz and his wife, as much of a creepy weirdo that he is, likely weren't sitting around saying "Let's cause a lot of shit for ourselves and fly to Cancun to laugh at the shivering poors!".

Shit happens. If he can't be defeated at the ballot box, is this really going to do anything besides embarrass him? And does he deserve to be embarrassed if he realized it was a mistake and came right back home?

Jesus people, am I the only one violently sick of the sociopolitical hate in this country? We're obsessed with the most bottom-feeding, trashiest of trash stories while our adversaries are hacking our power grids and planning for war.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Monday at 8:10 AM

Shut up MAGAt R9

by Anonymousreply 10Last Monday at 8:12 AM

Trying to give Cruz a pass on this is crazy AF.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Monday at 8:14 AM

Can they send Los Primos De Durango next time??

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by Anonymousreply 12Last Monday at 8:18 AM

Ted Cruz & college pal David Panton (who also went to Cancun). Chocolate and Vanilla Pinwheel Cookies fresh out of the oven.

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by Anonymousreply 13Last Monday at 8:24 AM

Rafael had to drop those daughters in Cancun haul ass back to TX, but his college buddy stayed behind in Mexico keeping those Ritz Carlton sheets hot. Maybe Rafael had plans to slip back across the border?

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by Anonymousreply 14Last Monday at 8:39 AM

Sending the mariachi band reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry sends an orchestra to wake up & irritate the shit out of some asshole.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Monday at 8:59 AM

His neighborhood looks so basic. I’m surprised.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Monday at 9:07 AM

Did they serenade the ugly wife?

by Anonymousreply 17Last Monday at 9:09 AM

R9, he is the fucking SENATOR, and he left his state behind while people were dying! He's not some regular Joe Blow! Were you dropped on the head as a kid?

by Anonymousreply 18Last Monday at 9:12 AM

R9 sounds so alarmingly triggered on all 5 senses. Gag & die, QAnon cunt!!

by Anonymousreply 19Last Monday at 9:26 AM

R16 they say that ugly house is $2m... looks like shit and it’s right up against other homes.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Monday at 9:28 AM

[R9] I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt that you’re not an outright MAGAt, but with your equivocations you sure seem to be an apologist. You’re way off base. Ted Cruz represents everything that is vile about the Republican Party., including one of the most anti-gay agendas on record. This is one reprehensible act in a long line of reprehensible acts. You are trying to normalize deeply abnormal behaviour. To what avail?

by Anonymousreply 21Last Monday at 9:33 AM

Was Cancruz home to hear it, or was he too busy handing out water to the citizens?

by Anonymousreply 22Last Monday at 9:41 AM

I overlapped somewhat with him at Princeton, R13. Don't remember him. Never had him. But yeah, that's a pretty gay photo

by Anonymousreply 23Last Monday at 9:50 AM

[quote]Was Cancruz home to hear it, or was he too busy handing out water to the citizens?

Good question. This was all pointless if he wasn’t home.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Monday at 9:50 AM

[quote] This was all pointless if he wasn’t home.

Keeps it in the news

by Anonymousreply 25Last Monday at 9:54 AM

Ted in his youth somewhat resembles Paul Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Monday at 9:55 AM

What does it say about you when Ted Cruz is your best friend?

by Anonymousreply 27Last Monday at 10:01 AM

Senate was in session 168 days in 2019, 20 days less than 2018. The average American works 260 days. Basically, senators work 100 days a year less than us. Motherfuckers do not need to get away.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Monday at 10:02 AM

R26 get your glasses checked. Cruz is ugly then and uglier now.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Monday at 10:10 AM

R29 I didn't suggest otherwise. But they both look similar.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Monday at 10:12 AM

Can someone stick a dick in R9’s mouth to shut her up?

by Anonymousreply 31Last Monday at 10:12 AM

This is EXPERT level trolling. Do we know who organized this??

by Anonymousreply 32Last Monday at 10:20 AM

Was senor senator in at the time? Did he come out? Then what happened?

by Anonymousreply 33Last Monday at 11:04 AM

I hope they played "La cucaracha" for Cruz.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Monday at 11:06 AM

You guys are so gullible, that's not a Mariachi Band, that's ANTIFA disguised as a Mariachi Band

/s (just in case)

by Anonymousreply 35Last Monday at 11:09 AM

Someone should hire Charo to perform in front of his house

by Anonymousreply 36Last Monday at 11:15 AM

CHoochi chichi!

by Anonymousreply 37Last Monday at 1:35 PM
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