I'm coming around to the idea that plants are for the outside of a home, not the inside.
Gays with too many houseplants
|by 🌱||reply 42||Last Wednesday at 11:15 AM|
Here is another one...
|by 🌱||reply 1||Last Monday at 4:30 AM|
It's some stupid fetish or subgenre (like bears, otters, and so on). The go by "plant dads."
I briefly talked to a German guy I matched with on Tinder, and his whole Instagram page was him posing shirtless with his plants.
Plants tend to attract bugs, so whenever I see someone with a jungle in their house, I assume they have all kinds of pests.
|by 🌱||reply 2||Last Monday at 4:36 AM|
Let me guess, you have a little foofoo dog who is "your sweet baby."
|by 🌱||reply 3||Last Monday at 4:37 AM|
OP's Aspidistra needs watering.
|by 🌱||reply 4||Last Monday at 4:49 AM|
R3 to whom are you referring? 🤔
|by 🌱||reply 5||Last Monday at 4:51 AM|
They draw fruit flies/gnats.
|by 🌱||reply 6||Last Monday at 4:53 AM|
People who know nothing are always so proud to display the fact.
Not that "too many plants" isn't a sign of bad taste and dubious judgment. We keep most of ours in the conservatory.
Anyone who thinks (1) plants can't be tended well so there are no wee little nasty gnats and (2) enjoying a fresh orange from one's own orangery in December isn't wonderful is a dolt.
And is unlikely ever to have had a fresh fig in her life.
|by 🌱||reply 7||Last Monday at 5:01 AM|
I admit...I was drawn in by the many houseplant trend by watching youtube, including the one at R1. Instagram inspired me, too. I spent a good amount of money on plants, most bought online. I took care not to overwater, and read everything I could about each plant. Most of them died, or are barely hanging on. I already had some plants (hoyas) for a few years. So...what dies, it's whatever. Whatever survives...then great. It's a cool look, a home with many plants...but yes, you do get pests and gnats. It's a labor of love and a lot of work....and heartache, if some die, especially the ones you really love. I'm pretty much over this trend now. I'm happy with one or two healthy plants.
|by 🌱||reply 8||Last Monday at 5:03 AM|
One of my favorite movies is, "Green Card". Not so much for the story, but the beautiful apartment...with the gorgeous conservatory for plants. I salivate looking at that apartment.
|by 🌱||reply 9||Last Monday at 5:07 AM|
Does having too many houseplants make someone disagreeable and unpleasant like r7, or were they that way before the houseplants?
|by 🌱||reply 10||Last Monday at 5:08 AM|
I would like a Wardian case with a collection of ferns like a proper nonce.
|by 🌱||reply 11||Last Monday at 5:54 AM|
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|by 🌱||reply 13||Last Tuesday at 3:38 AM|
And gays with houseplants in hanging macrame "baskets" are the absolute WORST!
|by 🌱||reply 14||Last Tuesday at 3:46 AM|
OP- The queen in your photo is not appealing. He should put his clothes back on.
|by 🌱||reply 15||Last Tuesday at 4:31 AM|
I’m sorry, OP... what plants?
|by 🌱||reply 16||Last Tuesday at 4:38 AM|
AIDS was originally transplanted to humans by gays who had sex with houseplants
|by 🌱||reply 17||Last Tuesday at 4:46 AM|
R2, just get some plastic plants. No muss, no fuss. Every so often I swish 'em around in Woolite and they're good as new!
(this works for children, as well)
|by 🌱||reply 18||Last Tuesday at 5:02 AM|
I swear this whole "gays love houseplants" stereotype was invented for social media sometime in 2019 or 2020. I guess OnlyFans whores need to have at least one personality trait besides being a cumdump. Really though, differentiating yourself with an alleged stereotype seems counterintuitive.
|by 🌱||reply 19||Last Tuesday at 5:20 AM|
Is Twitter the new Backpage?
|by 🌱||reply 20||Last Tuesday at 5:23 AM|
OP's guy is hot as hell
|by 🌱||reply 21||Last Tuesday at 5:23 AM|
Houseplants aren’t really a “gay” thing, they are a “millennial” thing.
|by 🌱||reply 22||Last Tuesday at 5:35 AM|
R21: He has an only fans with some good videos. If you’re into that, the videos are longer and better shot than most OF crap.
|by 🌱||reply 23||Last Tuesday at 5:36 AM|
Balance is key. I like my plants - but don't think I go overboard.
My sister and a couple friends have an insane amount of plants - their cribs are like nurseries. But, it's their space, so if it makes them happy.
"Houseplants aren’t really a “gay” thing, they are a “millennial” thing. "
They're not even a millennial thing - there's always been the subset of the population who have houseplants.
|by 🌱||reply 24||Last Tuesday at 5:43 AM|
It's better to have one or two..or maybe three plants, where they do well for you. It's easier for you and in caring for them, versus a whole house full of plants, where you lose track of which ones were watered, which ones need water...special light and water needs. Also, checking for pests can be overwhelming. Some people can do that and have a gorgeous collection of plants, with that green thumb knack. I envy them...not one of them. :)
|by 🌱||reply 25||Last Tuesday at 6:17 AM|
A lot of homes in the 70s had many houseplants. It was a back to nature thing...from the 60s and 70s.
|by 🌱||reply 26||Last Tuesday at 6:20 AM|
[quote] OP's guy is hot as hell
That's Jonas Jackson, a pretty well-known gay porn and OnlyFans "star."
He is obsessed with plants and with baking.
|by 🌱||reply 27||Last Tuesday at 6:21 AM|
OP--so you judge potential fuck-mates by the plants in their apartment? KUH-WEEN.
|by 🌱||reply 28||Last Tuesday at 7:48 AM|
One of Jonas Jackson's former boyfriends has claimed on the Internet that Jonas is crazy and controlling , but I just can't reconcile that with his youtube videos. He comes across in them (in which he often appears in his briefs, but which rarely involve any talk of sex) as one of the gentlest, sweetest men imaginable.
|by 🌱||reply 29||Last Tuesday at 10:21 AM|
I've had too many houseplants all the way back to my teen years, all the way back in the 70s. My oldest houseplant dates back to the early 80s. I like having something always in bloom, which is usually true in my home.
|by 🌱||reply 30||Last Tuesday at 5:31 PM|
Anything is better than dogs.
|by 🌱||reply 31||Last Tuesday at 5:35 PM|
And cats as well. At least I can ignore plants when I visit someone, unlike annoying “fur babies.”
|by 🌱||reply 32||Last Tuesday at 5:37 PM|
I have a lot of plants but I don't have any bugs. If you have bugs then you're probably a dirty person.
|by 🌱||reply 33||Last Tuesday at 5:38 PM|
The guy at OP: house looks cluttered with too many plants. Too much work to keep each plant alive.
|by 🌱||reply 34||Last Tuesday at 5:51 PM|
r29 he is a narcissistic bisexual (sorry, 'pansexual'). Of course he was a horrible boyfriend, they are all psychos
|by 🌱||reply 35||Last Tuesday at 6:00 PM|
I do have to give it to him for his clever money making moves though. He started off as a gay versatile workhorse type - lots of studio porn with him mainly bottoming in stuff like menatplay. He has now reinvented himself as a onlyfans 'Dom top' who fucks twinks. He is no longer gay, but pansexual and fucks trannies as well. He has a good social media presence and plays the 'goofy, non-threatening and woke plant nerd'. But sniff around, and like his ex claims, he is a piece of shit.
|by 🌱||reply 36||Last Tuesday at 6:10 PM|
R29: The bf is/was Mickey Taylor who has had a lot of problems (crazy, drug use), is an aging twink and has too many random tattoos. Granted Jonas got involved with a crazy person which isn't healthy, but Taylor's rants make me think they might be chemically induced.
|by 🌱||reply 37||Last Tuesday at 6:11 PM|
r37 they are both awful bisexuals........
|by 🌱||reply 38||Last Tuesday at 6:19 PM|
I wonder if he thinks of his plants when he is fucking women.
|by 🌱||reply 39||Last Wednesday at 5:21 AM|
[quote]Plants tend to attract bugs, so whenever I see someone with a jungle in their house, I assume they have all kinds of pests.
|by 🌱||reply 40||Last Wednesday at 8:43 AM|
OP's linked guy without all the damn plants around
|by 🌱||reply 41||Last Wednesday at 8:45 AM|
To oil and massage his body though you have to get through the jungle!
|by 🌱||reply 42||Last Wednesday at 11:15 AM|