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Positano: The Villa is Hideous, but the Real Estate Boy is hot

The Villa is ghastly, but i would love to spend an afternoon with this boy.

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by Anonymousreply 79Last Tuesday at 11:44 PM

He's gorgeous. He looks like a cousin of mine who I had a crush on as a boy.

by Anonymousreply 102/19/2021

He is so sexxy. Top I hope.

by Anonymousreply 202/19/2021

I’ve been following him for a while, he’s just gorgeous, and that accent is just so sexy.

by Anonymousreply 302/19/2021

Here’s one preview with Danilo in a tight polo the whole time....faints

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by Anonymousreply 402/19/2021

Clutch the Pearls

by Anonymousreply 502/19/2021

That property is stunning...on the exterior. But Jesus fucking Christ is it disgusting on the interior. And Danilo...ciao, bello! I'd take him right there in the garden.

Fuck me though. I've been to Europe, but not Italy. I've always fantasized about living in the Italian Riviera, or Amalfi Coast.

by Anonymousreply 602/19/2021

The oceanic view is so beautiful and she music, so soothing. Love the arrangements.

by Anonymousreply 702/19/2021
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by Anonymousreply 802/19/2021

^^ Yeah. That one right there. So relaxing.

by Anonymousreply 902/19/2021

He's alright, nothing to write home about IMHO.

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by Anonymousreply 1002/19/2021

For what it's worth his parents own the real estate shop he works for, so it's pretty much more of same you find in United States.

RE on this level is all about people who know, socialize, marry and do business with each other.

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by Anonymousreply 1102/19/2021

Whenever I see a thread touting a hot guy, I always have such low expectations. The average DLer's taste in men is typically questionable.

But I have to say, OP, you hit it out of the park with this one! He truly is hot.

by Anonymousreply 1202/19/2021

R6 I agree the Tuscany property has a nice exterior. The interior is substandard. The Positano “Villa” is a tragedy.

by Anonymousreply 1302/19/2021

Thanks R12.

by Anonymousreply 1402/19/2021

The videos are very nicely produced. He does show some spectacular properties.

by Anonymousreply 1502/19/2021

Wow, he's got quite the moose knuckle/camel toe going on.

by Anonymousreply 1602/19/2021

He's-a no presente buco, eh?

by Anonymousreply 1702/19/2021

Yes- the interior could use a modern touch- but Im sure the family that owns it has owned it for YEARS- these places dont come on the market very often. I want to see it after the renovation- Its nice...... But it could be STUNNING!!!

by Anonymousreply 1802/19/2021

Normally I just kind of ignore these threads. I didn't think there was anything special about this guy.

Then I watched a video. Not only did I love the place but I loved the man too. He's cute!

Also his arms in the second pic -- wow.

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by Anonymousreply 1902/19/2021

Now that all the major eldergay pervs of the Amalfi coast are dead (Vidal, Zefirelli etc.) gorgeous twinks can finally roam around those places safely in broad daylight again.

by Anonymousreply 2002/19/2021

I love him and his videos

by Anonymousreply 2102/19/2021

Is this him in the front row? Fabulous

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by Anonymousreply 2202/19/2021

[quote]Real Estate Boy is hot

You’re fucking high. And stupid.

by Anonymousreply 2302/19/2021

He should be showing these properties sporting nothing but a jockstrap and sunglasses.

by Anonymousreply 2402/19/2021

The estate agent is blandly nice, maybe if you wanted a cuddle. Too soft and fluffy.

The villa though is a mess, a great site but the terraces need a lot of attention to be made interesting and comfortable spaces; at present they are too low-maintenance rental property. The interior is a disaster: low ceilings, terrible and choppy floor plan, ugly windows. It's the architecture more than the decor that's worrisome.

I'd pass on the funicular and find a house that wasn't a dog's dinner of poor design.

by Anonymousreply 2502/19/2021

R25 it gives off a “fixed up basement” kind of vibe.

by Anonymousreply 2602/19/2021

Gorgeous place, and redoing the interior is not a big deal. The biggest problem with Positano, IMO -- apart from the tourist hordes -- is that the whole town is up and down steps, so it's practically impossible to drive to your home when, say, you've got groceries, or guests, or caterers or workers coming, or need an ambulance. It's really a place for vacationing just a few weeks a year when you just want to hang out, not suitable for day-to-day living.

by Anonymousreply 2702/20/2021

OP is right - real estate boy is hot.

The villa isnt completely hideous, just done in a very Southern European style, redecorating could conceal some of the worst of it with paint and floor coverings, curtains etc. As it stands its ugly but livable. The gardens and outdoor areas though are really nice, and in such a beautiful location you probably wouldnt spend a lot of time inside anyway. As R25 says currently its been done up with the aim of it being low-maintenance rental property, which is part of the reason its ugly inside

by Anonymousreply 2802/20/2021

It's difficult to correct poor proportions and low ceilings and awkwardly sized windows with a little redecorating.

by Anonymousreply 2902/20/2021

In 10 years with a little chest hair and he might become fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 3002/20/2021

The Amalfi Coast is probably one of the most beautiful areas in the world, would love to live there

by Anonymousreply 3102/20/2021

But how close is it to Costco?

by Anonymousreply 3202/20/2021

I’ll admit that when he took off his shirt, I drooled

by Anonymousreply 3302/20/2021

He is easy on the eyes, but his manner and accent cause my panties to become wet.

by Anonymousreply 3402/20/2021

Here you go, pervs.

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by Anonymousreply 3502/20/2021

He's got such a square jaw. He's not model pretty, he's guy on the street gorgeous. I love when Mediterranean twinks put it together this way, with a classic look, spotless clothes and shoes, and well groomed.

by Anonymousreply 3602/20/2021

I’ll bet he’s quite “enthusiastic” in the sack. Yes please, I’ll take Realtor Boi for a spin, Alex.

by Anonymousreply 3702/20/2021

I have ties older than this kid, but he is cute, dresses in a classic style, presents well, well traveled, and speaks multiple languages. I would like to see him outside of his work environment, just to see what he's really like.

by Anonymousreply 3802/20/2021

[quote]I would like to see him outside of his work environment

Yes, in a Speedo.

by Anonymousreply 3902/20/2021

Surprised at how small the windows are. I was expecting gorgeous doors to the terrace and floor to ceiling windows not those small openings.

by Anonymousreply 4002/20/2021

Living on the Amalfi Coast would be amazing if you never had to leave the house. Loooong narrow windy roads, tourist traffic from hell.

by Anonymousreply 4102/20/2021

I've been watching his real estate videos for the past month. I love him in his tight shirts and when the video captures his nice bubble butt as he leads a tour. There must be a Datalounge YouTube algorithm which directs us all to the same videos.

by Anonymousreply 4202/20/2021

Mommy and Daddy are pimpin’.

by Anonymousreply 4302/20/2021

R42 Have fallen down the same Danilo rabbit hole over the last two weeks. Love his over pronunciation of certain words as well as his bulge

by Anonymousreply 4402/20/2021

I love how he says “nestelled”on the cliff.

by Anonymousreply 4502/20/2021

I like the sheer shirts in the sunlight.

by Anonymousreply 4602/20/2021

Most of the properties he shows are too commercialized. I’m not going to get all hot and bothered over a corporate retreat or a rental property.

by Anonymousreply 4702/20/2021

[quote]I would like to see him outside of his work environment, just to see what he's really like.

The usual Italian "Principe": dedicated to his family above all. Has a girl friend, often British. But prefers being with his buddies. Has had sex in threesomes with a buddy and a girl...but no interaction with the guy. Studied in Milan and London. Does not go to the gym but rides his bike on Sundays with his buddies dressed in form fitting full gear. Expert skier. He's Tuscan so he spends part of the summer in Forte Dei Marmi. Family probably has a house there. Eats very carefully: a usual dinner or lunch is a thin slice of sautéed beef, salad, glass of wine. Maybe 80 grams of pasta. Some prosciutto. Mozzarella. Breakfast is a cappuccino and a croissant. Pizza with his gang of buddies at a pizzeria. Drinks coke with his pizza. Usually meets his buddies for an aperitivo ˜before dinner: a Negroni or Campari and soda. Never snacks. If he does it's a piece of schiacciata. He can't cook except for spaghetti with garlic, oil and hot pepper. Never ever appears stressed...the biggest no-no. Obsessed with personal hygiene. Breath, nails. Drives an Audi or a Mini. Wants a Porsche Cayenne. In black. Likes Ralph Lauren. Shoes must always be perfect and show no wear. Listens to Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Queen, Vasco Rossi.

by Anonymousreply 4802/20/2021

I didn't believe in love at first site, until now.

by Anonymousreply 4902/20/2021

And...when out and about: no serious discussions, no strong opinions, no disagreements. Everything is lighthearted. Always.

by Anonymousreply 5002/20/2021

I intend to give full attention to his ample penis.

by Anonymousreply 5102/20/2021

How much is it? How many lottery tickets will I need to buy to afford this?

by Anonymousreply 5202/20/2021

When he said "Over here is the bedrooms. Let's go an have a look." I felt my knees buckle.

by Anonymousreply 5302/20/2021

He wears a pair of slacks well.

by Anonymousreply 5402/20/2021

How can so many have such boring taste in Italian men?

by Anonymousreply 5502/20/2021

I don't know R55. How can a cunt like you be allowed to have oxygen?

by Anonymousreply 5602/20/2021

R48 - the OCD of desire...

by Anonymousreply 5702/20/2021

R55 go put in a new tampax and come back when you are feeling better.

by Anonymousreply 5802/20/2021

Maybe DL Dating Services can fix him up with Nicolas Fairford.

by Anonymousreply 5902/20/2021

R59.....Post of the month!!!! Bravo!

by Anonymousreply 6002/20/2021

R55

Well when you haven't been near a man since Watergate happened what else is there?

by Anonymousreply 6102/20/2021

[QUOTE] I didn't believe in love at first site, until now.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 6202/20/2021

He’s adorable but also looks a mama’s boy. Whoever marries him is in trouble.

by Anonymousreply 6302/20/2021

His big hands, my God!

The villa is far from hideous and I've been wetting myself over the whole damn thing, boy toy included. If I were retired, rich, and had not a care in the world, I'd jump on it. And him. You just don't see those views every day.

by Anonymousreply 6402/20/2021

His voice is so relaxing, his manner so elegant, and the real estate so interesting, I could get lost in his videos forever. Somebody get that boy a TV show.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Sunday at 7:37 PM

You drooling queens do all realize he's intact/uncut, right?

by Anonymousreply 66Last Sunday at 7:51 PM

I just realized that all my life I wasn’t sure Positano and Portofino were two different places.

by Anonymousreply 67Last Sunday at 8:16 PM

No more sexy chit chat about our boy, ladies?

by Anonymousreply 68Last Monday at 2:47 PM

R66. It won’t matter where I want to put it

by Anonymousreply 69Last Tuesday at 1:38 AM

Cray-cray how this went quiet when it dawned on the queens here that he is intact. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Tuesday at 3:52 PM

I’d like to nestle in his rocky cliffs...

by Anonymousreply 71Last Tuesday at 6:48 PM

His Instagram is boring.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Tuesday at 8:19 PM

He’s acceptably attractive with a personality that invokes a wet blanket. Normally I find little errors in language usage of non native speakers (like saying a tree creates “shadow”) endearing, but on him it’s annoying. More for you ladies, enjoy I guess!

by Anonymousreply 73Last Tuesday at 9:26 PM

smell her👍

by Anonymousreply 74Last Tuesday at 11:05 PM

The property and setting are magnificent. Truly unbeatable views. Who cares about the inside?!

by Anonymousreply 75Last Tuesday at 11:11 PM

How they get the plumbing for water and sewerage to such rocky heights, I'd like to know!

by Anonymousreply 76Last Tuesday at 11:14 PM

R67, I've been to both, but only Portofino twice. Positano is a PITA to walk down to and up from! At the video's very end you can see the small-ish beach area; that's where the stone steps lead to.

P.S. Portofino is the one with the gorgeous harbor setting.

by Anonymousreply 77Last Tuesday at 11:30 PM

Ciao Danilo!

by Anonymousreply 78Last Tuesday at 11:40 PM

Consider it sold!

by Anonymousreply 79Last Tuesday at 11:44 PM
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