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Everyone Wants To Eat Phil Mattingly's Ass

But not me.

His two front teeth are yellow!

by Anonymousreply 18February 24, 2021 2:35 AM

link to said ass pls

by Anonymousreply 1February 19, 2021 10:44 PM

Link to said teeth, too.

by Anonymousreply 2February 19, 2021 10:51 PM

I don't see the problem, except that he's married.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 3February 19, 2021 10:53 PM

I can't find links to either.

Watch CNN for the teeth.

by Anonymousreply 4February 19, 2021 10:53 PM

Not me.

by Anonymousreply 5February 19, 2021 11:22 PM

All his teeth look yellow in R3's link

by Anonymousreply 6February 20, 2021 12:40 AM

ICK!!! to both teeth and ass.

by Anonymousreply 7February 20, 2021 12:42 AM

His face is malformed, indicating some inbreeding along the way.

by Anonymousreply 8February 20, 2021 12:44 AM

Are we supposed to know who that is?

by Anonymousreply 9February 20, 2021 12:47 AM

I think you can infer from context clues in this post that he is from CNN, dumbass R9

by Anonymousreply 10February 20, 2021 4:36 PM

Why the hostility, retard R10?

by Anonymousreply 11February 20, 2021 5:57 PM

he is handsome with a nice hairline and a nice body but

he needs his teeth bleached and slight lip injections

by Anonymousreply 12February 23, 2021 8:52 PM

He can’t afford some Crest Whitestrips? What is CNN paying him?

by Anonymousreply 13February 23, 2021 9:06 PM

I never noticed his teeth because I am too busy looking at his blue blue blue eyes.

by Anonymousreply 14February 23, 2021 9:42 PM

OP if you were eating his ass you wouldn't even be able to see his teeth and depending on his anal hygiene your teeth, mouth and tongue wouldn't be that sweet either.

by Anonymousreply 15February 24, 2021 12:22 AM

I see that face, and wonder when he's going to spring forward and sing "Frosted Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious!"

by Anonymousreply 16February 24, 2021 12:24 AM

But OP you'll be eating his other end, who cares if his teeth are yellow? Yours will be brown.

by Anonymousreply 17February 24, 2021 1:35 AM

Then he should shove a good-quality toothbrush and whitening toothpaste up that hole, and clean the hell out of them before inviting horny visitors for dinner!

by Anonymousreply 18February 24, 2021 2:35 AM
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