Everyone Wants To Eat Phil Mattingly's Ass

link to said ass pls

Link to said teeth, too.

I don't see the problem, except that he's married.

I can't find links to either.

Watch CNN for the teeth.

Not me.

All his teeth look yellow in R3's link

ICK!!! to both teeth and ass.

His face is malformed, indicating some inbreeding along the way.

Are we supposed to know who that is?

I think you can infer from context clues in this post that he is from CNN, dumbass R9

Why the hostility, retard R10?

he is handsome with a nice hairline and a nice body but

he needs his teeth bleached and slight lip injections

He can’t afford some Crest Whitestrips? What is CNN paying him?

I never noticed his teeth because I am too busy looking at his blue blue blue eyes.

OP if you were eating his ass you wouldn't even be able to see his teeth and depending on his anal hygiene your teeth, mouth and tongue wouldn't be that sweet either.

I see that face, and wonder when he's going to spring forward and sing "Frosted Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious!"

But OP you'll be eating his other end, who cares if his teeth are yellow? Yours will be brown.

Then he should shove a good-quality toothbrush and whitening toothpaste up that hole, and clean the hell out of them before inviting horny visitors for dinner!