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Everyone Wants To Eat Phil Mattingly's Ass

But not me.

His two front teeth are yellow!

by Anonymousreply 1802/23/2021

link to said ass pls

by Anonymousreply 102/19/2021

Link to said teeth, too.

by Anonymousreply 202/19/2021

I don't see the problem, except that he's married.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 302/19/2021

I can't find links to either.

Watch CNN for the teeth.

by Anonymousreply 402/19/2021

Not me.

by Anonymousreply 502/19/2021

All his teeth look yellow in R3's link

by Anonymousreply 602/19/2021

ICK!!! to both teeth and ass.

by Anonymousreply 702/19/2021

His face is malformed, indicating some inbreeding along the way.

by Anonymousreply 802/19/2021

Are we supposed to know who that is?

by Anonymousreply 902/19/2021

I think you can infer from context clues in this post that he is from CNN, dumbass R9

by Anonymousreply 1002/20/2021

Why the hostility, retard R10?

by Anonymousreply 1102/20/2021

he is handsome with a nice hairline and a nice body but

he needs his teeth bleached and slight lip injections

by Anonymousreply 1202/23/2021

He can’t afford some Crest Whitestrips? What is CNN paying him?

by Anonymousreply 1302/23/2021

I never noticed his teeth because I am too busy looking at his blue blue blue eyes.

by Anonymousreply 1402/23/2021

OP if you were eating his ass you wouldn't even be able to see his teeth and depending on his anal hygiene your teeth, mouth and tongue wouldn't be that sweet either.

by Anonymousreply 1502/23/2021

I see that face, and wonder when he's going to spring forward and sing "Frosted Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious!"

by Anonymousreply 1602/23/2021

But OP you'll be eating his other end, who cares if his teeth are yellow? Yours will be brown.

by Anonymousreply 1702/23/2021

Then he should shove a good-quality toothbrush and whitening toothpaste up that hole, and clean the hell out of them before inviting horny visitors for dinner!

by Anonymousreply 1802/23/2021
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