Have you tried this salami hack? It’s fire🔥

People who say "hack" deserve to choke on their cheap salami and pasteurized cheese.

So choke, OP.

That looks like something you’d see on HungerFF’s OnlyFans subscription feed.

Simply separating slices & placing them on a platter would have been enough. If I ever see this at a gathering, I won't eat it, because of the excessive handling it takes to make it happen in the first place.

Charcuterie boards are one of those things that have become declassee as a direct result of mass adoption by suburban fraus. As a side note, these bitches cannot stop trying making everything look like flowers. Napkins, towels, toilet, paper, pie, and now salami. The Pinterest hoes are obsessed.

It's easy, though, R4, to tell the good charcuterie boards from the suburban frau ones, whose objects all look like they come from a supermarket.

The minute you start to see "curated candy boards" you know that charcuterie boards have jumped the suburban shark.

NO no and no....too many hands have touched that meat!!!!!

How to make a salami look like a twat. I just threw up a bit.

blown out asshole

[quote]one of those things that have become declassee

As déclassé as misspelling?

[quote]As a side note, these bitches cannot stop trying making everything look like flowers. Napkins, towels, toilet, paper, pie, and now salami.

I’d be interested in seeing a toilet look like a flower though.

Fuck this TikTok shit!!!

Ok, I want all this shit picked up now. And throw away that glass, too, all slimy and garlicky.

When you’re older, I will explain how they make salami.

[quote]I won't eat it, because of the excessive handling it takes to make it happen in the first place.

If they washed their hands several times, no worries.

BUT NO MASKS!

Her first try at vegan pepperoni.

OP, only morons use the phrase "it's fire," dear.

At the beginning it was starting to look like a LadyHam. Or a LadySalami, I guess.

Hi gays! You can also wrap a slice around your cock head if you're missing your foreskin.

If I had been robbed of my foreskin, I would opt for a nice hot sopressata. You evah use that as a substitute foreskin, Gabriel? Huh?! It BURRRRNS!

Is this a covid spread?

What R7 said. Who in the hell would want to eat it after she touched it like that?

And I want to viciously slap the OP for stating "It's fire."

All I can think is how unsanitary this is. That frau had those fake acrylic nails that breed bacteria. How can someone wipe their ass without getting shit under those things?

Relax, she washed her hands and put Purell on.