Or screamed at someone in public to "Die in a GREASE FIRE!!!"
What inappropriate things have you done, that make people think you're crazy?
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Or screamed at someone in public to "Die in a GREASE FIRE!!!"
What inappropriate things have you done, that make people think you're crazy?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 22, 2021 8:39 AM |
I wouldn't say it was hot!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 19, 2021 5:32 PM |
I actually called my boss a CUNT one day, in a fit of rage.
I got written up and suspended for a week, but not fired.
Thankfully.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 19, 2021 5:34 PM |
Sorry, only water.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 19, 2021 5:35 PM |
[quote] Sorry, only water.
Hot water is more dramatic.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 19, 2021 5:45 PM |
Scolded a old white asshole at the voting location who took a patronizing tone. I know he was a Trumper, fuck him.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 19, 2021 6:17 PM |
I took a culinary class and the old chef used to fly coffee mugs at students when he was pissed.
That was when he wasn't screaming his head off.
Good times!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 19, 2021 7:19 PM |
I charged myself into my husband's car in a fit of rage when he continued to come home very late and not tell me in advance. It left a dent. I didn't care that it hurt me too.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 19, 2021 7:22 PM |
[quote] Have you ever flung hot coffee on someone
Hasn't everyone?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 19, 2021 7:29 PM |
A sugary soft drink that’ll dry into a sticky mess is much better, in my opinion. Especially if they happen to be sitting in their vehicle when you hurl it at them.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 19, 2021 7:32 PM |
[quote] What inappropriate things have you done, that make people think you're crazy?
When your ungrateful daughter tells you that she's "not one of your faaaaanzzz" in front of a reporter. A REPORTER!!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 19, 2021 7:32 PM |
Are you referring to that Olympic skating coach discussed in a recent thread who's known for biting and throwing scalding liquids at people?
That's really not a good idea.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 19, 2021 7:33 PM |
[quote] A sugary soft drink that’ll dry into a sticky mess is much better, in my opinion
Agreed!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 19, 2021 7:34 PM |
Poor Jeana got a "Cyst and Decease" letter in her face!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 19, 2021 7:39 PM |
[quote] Are you referring to that Olympic skating coach discussed in a recent thread who's known for biting and throwing scalding liquids at people?
Yes, R12.
Is there any video footage???
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 19, 2021 7:40 PM |
Poured a cocktail over the head of a fag hag once.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 19, 2021 7:45 PM |
No, but I have muttered “Move it along, Toots” loud enough to be understood.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 19, 2021 7:46 PM |
As a twink, I punched a lesbian in the face knocking her on her ass onto the floor after she threw her beer onto me during an argument in a gay bar. She seriously underestimated me. It was an early lesson how women don't fear gay men and will invade our spaces with a sense of entitlement. To this day I don't take lip from a dyke, and won't hesitate to throw down.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 19, 2021 7:51 PM |
When I was a teenager working at Wendy's, this giant of a man threw a Wendy's triple burger in my face, and said , " I told you no mustard!" Well. I flung a cup of hot water back at him and and said, " I work the front register you dick, I did not make your fucking burger! ' Another time I was working the drive through register and the hottest, most beautiful man I have EVER seen ordered a single burger. I was stuck dumb. I made his burger, distracted by his beauty. Five minutes later he was back, smiling so sweetly and said to me, " Sweetie, you made my burger just right. Light mustard, pickles, tomato. Just one little thing honey. I really wanted the hamburger pattie as well. "
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 19, 2021 7:51 PM |
[quote] this giant of a man threw a Wendy's triple burger in my face, and said , " I told you no mustard!" Well. I flung a cup of hot water back at him and and said, " I work the front register you dick, I did not make your fucking burger! '
Were you fired?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 19, 2021 7:55 PM |
^how hot could he be if he called you “Sweetie?”
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 19, 2021 7:55 PM |
Hot! Movie star hot, in his sports car. Blinding smile, twinkling blue eyes, blond hair. I still remember what he wanted on his burger, lol! R23- No. That burger was hot as hell and burned me. I flung the water on his chest, not his face. My manager said I should have aimed for his face. We had to have him arrested.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 19, 2021 8:00 PM |
Yes, a bottle of beer over my then bf’s asshole best friend he shrieked “MY HAIR!!!!”.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 19, 2021 9:24 PM |
R6 I remember an interview with Kat Cora many years ago who said when she was a trainee chef she was slapped by her boss for throwing away some parsley stems.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 19, 2021 10:15 PM |
As a new arrival in NYC I encountered a frankly unhelpful black woman working at the Post Office. The stamp vending machine had swallowed my money and she said it was not her problem. Two "uhuhs" was enough to get me going and I read her the riot act, asking her if all black Americans were as rude as her, to move her fat ass and to get me a fucking supervisor.
A black guy came out and was really helpful and sorted things out. When I think back on it , I have mixed feelings-she was effectively a lighting cunt-but I could have done without the fat comment.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 19, 2021 10:23 PM |
[quote] a lighting cunt
Do what now?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 20, 2021 12:09 AM |
[quote] she was effectively a lighting cunt
Omg R28.
It's not a lighting cunt.
It's a THUNDERCUNT.
Get. it. straight.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 20, 2021 12:51 AM |
R28 - Lighting cunts are now for sale on Goop's website.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 20, 2021 4:04 AM |
R31 are they available as sconces?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 20, 2021 5:16 AM |
[quote] I remember an interview with Kat Cora many years ago who said when she was a trainee chef she was slapped by her boss for throwing away some parsley stems
Most chefs are fucking crazy.
I don't know why.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 20, 2021 6:34 AM |
I wonder who that was, R27.
Someone famous?
Can't you have someone arrested for assault if they do that?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 20, 2021 2:45 PM |
Not coffee but a lovely vintage Rosenthal dinner plate fully loaded with a home cooked meal. I got tired of the nagging and asked him to stop. He didn't so I frizbeed dinner at him. He fled and I had to clean the whole mess up. We lasted two more years.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 20, 2021 3:36 PM |
[quote] dinner plate fully loaded with a home cooked meal. I got tired of the nagging and asked him to stop. He didn't so I frizbeed dinner at him. He fled and I had to clean the whole mess up. We lasted two more years.
Rofl.. really?
That should have been your sign right there, that it was over.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 20, 2021 6:26 PM |
I didn’t fling hot coffee at anyone, but I got hot coffee at a McDonald’s drive-thru and put it between my legs, scalding my tender flesh. I was a stupid bitch, but got a large settlement out of it anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 20, 2021 7:02 PM |
That's not a very nice story, R28.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 20, 2021 10:04 PM |
Sulfuric Acid is my preferred flinging liquid.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 20, 2021 10:09 PM |
Do you live in India, R40?
It seems to be their weapon of choice, as well.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 20, 2021 10:14 PM |
Never coffee, but I did smack my mother in the face when she tore up my $10,000 check.
Common bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 21, 2021 9:47 AM |
[quote] Have you ever flung hot coffee on someone in a fit of rage?
No, but I'd like to.
I have quite a list of contenders.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 21, 2021 9:37 PM |
I’ve thrown coffee on someone but it was iced. He had hosed me down with a garden hose before.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 21, 2021 9:54 PM |
Like everyone, I did this at a job interview once.
I don’t recommend it.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 21, 2021 10:06 PM |
I threw a drink in some drunk queens face at a bar,and the way he shrieked and carried on you'd have thought it battery acid.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 21, 2021 10:23 PM |
I did! My brother was in the hospital and dying. I think it was the day before he died. I went to the cafeteria with my best friend to get my mom tea.
It had been a terribly traumatic few days. Waiting for my 24 year old brother to die. My friend and I got the tea and approached the register, the woman manning it announced that she was going on break. There were no other staff there.
I asked her to check me out before she left. She shook her head and started walking away. And in a move that surprised both me and my friend, I threw the tea at her.
It didn’t hit her. My friend and I broke out in laughter. It’s so crazy how intense grief affects you. Makes all of your emotions primary colors—just totally bold and dominating.
Anyway, we got another tea and left without paying for it.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 21, 2021 10:25 PM |
I whipped a coffee at someone who gave me a dirty look as I was squeezing myself through the entrance at Starbucks. All I remember is that he was probably straight and good looking. Guys like that exist for me to ogle, why else would he know to be in the very same Starbucks that I frequent? I bet he was super Christian too. Yum!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 22, 2021 1:49 AM |
Not yet
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 22, 2021 1:56 AM |
That was totally deserved, R47.
It was your Shirley Maclaine "Terms of Endearment" moment!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 22, 2021 8:17 AM |
I slapped my ex in the face with pure Bette Davis gusto he just held his cheek and said "don't you ever do that again."
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