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Have you ever flung hot coffee on someone in a fit of rage?

Or screamed at someone in public to "Die in a GREASE FIRE!!!"

What inappropriate things have you done, that make people think you're crazy?

by Anonymousreply 5102/21/2021

I wouldn't say it was hot!

by Anonymousreply 102/19/2021

I actually called my boss a CUNT one day, in a fit of rage.

I got written up and suspended for a week, but not fired.

Thankfully.

by Anonymousreply 202/19/2021

Sorry, only water.

by Anonymousreply 302/19/2021

[quote] Sorry, only water.

Hot water is more dramatic.

by Anonymousreply 402/19/2021

Scolded a old white asshole at the voting location who took a patronizing tone. I know he was a Trumper, fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 502/19/2021

I took a culinary class and the old chef used to fly coffee mugs at students when he was pissed.

That was when he wasn't screaming his head off.

Good times!

by Anonymousreply 602/19/2021

I charged myself into my husband's car in a fit of rage when he continued to come home very late and not tell me in advance. It left a dent. I didn't care that it hurt me too.

by Anonymousreply 702/19/2021

You don't know the half of it . . .

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by Anonymousreply 802/19/2021

[quote] Have you ever flung hot coffee on someone

Hasn't everyone?

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by Anonymousreply 902/19/2021

A sugary soft drink that’ll dry into a sticky mess is much better, in my opinion. Especially if they happen to be sitting in their vehicle when you hurl it at them.

by Anonymousreply 1002/19/2021

[quote] What inappropriate things have you done, that make people think you're crazy?

When your ungrateful daughter tells you that she's "not one of your faaaaanzzz" in front of a reporter. A REPORTER!!

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by Anonymousreply 1102/19/2021

Are you referring to that Olympic skating coach discussed in a recent thread who's known for biting and throwing scalding liquids at people?

That's really not a good idea.

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by Anonymousreply 1202/19/2021

[quote] A sugary soft drink that’ll dry into a sticky mess is much better, in my opinion

Agreed!

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by Anonymousreply 1302/19/2021

It's expected of Real Housewives:

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by Anonymousreply 1402/19/2021

Lol R14... how about this one?

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by Anonymousreply 1502/19/2021

Don't forget me!

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by Anonymousreply 1602/19/2021

Poor Jeana got a "Cyst and Decease" letter in her face!

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by Anonymousreply 1702/19/2021

[quote] Are you referring to that Olympic skating coach discussed in a recent thread who's known for biting and throwing scalding liquids at people?

Yes, R12.

Is there any video footage???

by Anonymousreply 1802/19/2021

Poured a cocktail over the head of a fag hag once.

by Anonymousreply 1902/19/2021

No, but I have muttered “Move it along, Toots” loud enough to be understood.

by Anonymousreply 2002/19/2021

As a twink, I punched a lesbian in the face knocking her on her ass onto the floor after she threw her beer onto me during an argument in a gay bar. She seriously underestimated me. It was an early lesson how women don't fear gay men and will invade our spaces with a sense of entitlement. To this day I don't take lip from a dyke, and won't hesitate to throw down.

by Anonymousreply 2102/19/2021

When I was a teenager working at Wendy's, this giant of a man threw a Wendy's triple burger in my face, and said , " I told you no mustard!" Well. I flung a cup of hot water back at him and and said, " I work the front register you dick, I did not make your fucking burger! ' Another time I was working the drive through register and the hottest, most beautiful man I have EVER seen ordered a single burger. I was stuck dumb. I made his burger, distracted by his beauty. Five minutes later he was back, smiling so sweetly and said to me, " Sweetie, you made my burger just right. Light mustard, pickles, tomato. Just one little thing honey. I really wanted the hamburger pattie as well. "

by Anonymousreply 2202/19/2021

[quote] this giant of a man threw a Wendy's triple burger in my face, and said , " I told you no mustard!" Well. I flung a cup of hot water back at him and and said, " I work the front register you dick, I did not make your fucking burger! '

Were you fired?

by Anonymousreply 2302/19/2021

^how hot could he be if he called you “Sweetie?”

by Anonymousreply 2402/19/2021

Hot! Movie star hot, in his sports car. Blinding smile, twinkling blue eyes, blond hair. I still remember what he wanted on his burger, lol! R23- No. That burger was hot as hell and burned me. I flung the water on his chest, not his face. My manager said I should have aimed for his face. We had to have him arrested.

by Anonymousreply 2502/19/2021

Yes, a bottle of beer over my then bf’s asshole best friend he shrieked “MY HAIR!!!!”.

by Anonymousreply 2602/19/2021

R6 I remember an interview with Kat Cora many years ago who said when she was a trainee chef she was slapped by her boss for throwing away some parsley stems.

by Anonymousreply 2702/19/2021

As a new arrival in NYC I encountered a frankly unhelpful black woman working at the Post Office. The stamp vending machine had swallowed my money and she said it was not her problem. Two "uhuhs" was enough to get me going and I read her the riot act, asking her if all black Americans were as rude as her, to move her fat ass and to get me a fucking supervisor.

A black guy came out and was really helpful and sorted things out. When I think back on it , I have mixed feelings-she was effectively a lighting cunt-but I could have done without the fat comment.

by Anonymousreply 2802/19/2021

[quote] a lighting cunt

Do what now?

by Anonymousreply 2902/19/2021

[quote] she was effectively a lighting cunt

Omg R28.

It's not a lighting cunt.

It's a THUNDERCUNT.

Get. it. straight.

by Anonymousreply 3002/19/2021

R28 - Lighting cunts are now for sale on Goop's website.

by Anonymousreply 3102/19/2021

R31 are they available as sconces?

by Anonymousreply 3202/19/2021

[quote] I remember an interview with Kat Cora many years ago who said when she was a trainee chef she was slapped by her boss for throwing away some parsley stems

Most chefs are fucking crazy.

I don't know why.

by Anonymousreply 3302/19/2021

I wonder who that was, R27.

Someone famous?

Can't you have someone arrested for assault if they do that?

by Anonymousreply 3402/20/2021

Not coffee but a lovely vintage Rosenthal dinner plate fully loaded with a home cooked meal. I got tired of the nagging and asked him to stop. He didn't so I frizbeed dinner at him. He fled and I had to clean the whole mess up. We lasted two more years.

by Anonymousreply 3502/20/2021

[quote] dinner plate fully loaded with a home cooked meal. I got tired of the nagging and asked him to stop. He didn't so I frizbeed dinner at him. He fled and I had to clean the whole mess up. We lasted two more years.

Rofl.. really?

That should have been your sign right there, that it was over.

by Anonymousreply 3602/20/2021

I didn’t fling hot coffee at anyone, but I got hot coffee at a McDonald’s drive-thru and put it between my legs, scalding my tender flesh. I was a stupid bitch, but got a large settlement out of it anyway.

by Anonymousreply 3702/20/2021

No but I squirted it.

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by Anonymousreply 3802/20/2021

That's not a very nice story, R28.

by Anonymousreply 3902/20/2021

Sulfuric Acid is my preferred flinging liquid.

by Anonymousreply 4002/20/2021

Do you live in India, R40?

It seems to be their weapon of choice, as well.

by Anonymousreply 4102/20/2021

Never coffee, but I did smack my mother in the face when she tore up my $10,000 check.

Common bitch!

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by Anonymousreply 4202/21/2021

[quote] Have you ever flung hot coffee on someone in a fit of rage?

No, but I'd like to.

I have quite a list of contenders.

by Anonymousreply 4302/21/2021

I’ve thrown coffee on someone but it was iced. He had hosed me down with a garden hose before.

by Anonymousreply 4402/21/2021

Like everyone, I did this at a job interview once.

I don’t recommend it.

by Anonymousreply 4502/21/2021

I threw a drink in some drunk queens face at a bar,and the way he shrieked and carried on you'd have thought it battery acid.

by Anonymousreply 4602/21/2021

I did! My brother was in the hospital and dying. I think it was the day before he died. I went to the cafeteria with my best friend to get my mom tea.

It had been a terribly traumatic few days. Waiting for my 24 year old brother to die. My friend and I got the tea and approached the register, the woman manning it announced that she was going on break. There were no other staff there.

I asked her to check me out before she left. She shook her head and started walking away. And in a move that surprised both me and my friend, I threw the tea at her.

It didn’t hit her. My friend and I broke out in laughter. It’s so crazy how intense grief affects you. Makes all of your emotions primary colors—just totally bold and dominating.

Anyway, we got another tea and left without paying for it.

by Anonymousreply 4702/21/2021

I whipped a coffee at someone who gave me a dirty look as I was squeezing myself through the entrance at Starbucks. All I remember is that he was probably straight and good looking. Guys like that exist for me to ogle, why else would he know to be in the very same Starbucks that I frequent? I bet he was super Christian too. Yum!

by Anonymousreply 4802/21/2021

Not yet

by Anonymousreply 4902/21/2021

That was totally deserved, R47.

It was your Shirley Maclaine "Terms of Endearment" moment!

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by Anonymousreply 5002/21/2021

I slapped my ex in the face with pure Bette Davis gusto he just held his cheek and said "don't you ever do that again."

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by Anonymousreply 5102/21/2021
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