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Janet thanks fans after “Control” shoots to Number One 35 Years Later

It’s number one again, 35 years later.

Janet is so happy. The album shot back to the top! The Queen of Pop is back.

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by Madonna who? reply 17315 hours ago

[quote]Janet is so happy.

Too bad we can't tell, with all that plastic surgery.

by Madonna who? reply 102/17/2021

Janet SLAYS!

Madonna DECAYS!

by Madonna who? reply 202/17/2021

Her thank you

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by Madonna who? reply 302/17/2021

She looks like she's morphing into Eartha Kitt at OP.

by Madonna who? reply 402/17/2021

Love her.

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by Madonna who? reply 502/17/2021
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by Madonna who? reply 602/17/2021

Bitch is whiter than Beyonce.

by Madonna who? reply 702/17/2021

She's turned into Eartha Kitt!

by Madonna who? reply 802/17/2021

R8 If only that were true. Eartha Kitt was a talented artist and a style icon. Janet Jackson is a bloated hack.

by Madonna who? reply 902/17/2021

See...

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by Madonna who? reply 1002/17/2021

Such a fun CD. I wish she’d aged gracefully.

by Madonna who? reply 1102/17/2021

She was always so pretty. Idk why she fucked her face up.

by Madonna who? reply 1202/17/2021

❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Madonna who? reply 1302/17/2021

Waaaaaayyy more Nora Desmond than Eartha Kitt.

by Madonna who? reply 1402/17/2021

Eartha wanted Janet to play her in a biopic

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by Madonna who? reply 1502/17/2021

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by Madonna who? reply 1602/17/2021

Isn't Janet bisexual?

Janet has done some very gay things. Like she had vogue dancer Willi Ninja in her music video "Alright", that music video "Your Love Will Never Do" looked like softcore gay porn, "You Want This" featuring MC Lyte seemed like a lesbian anthem, most of The Velvet Rope was just gay, bi and lesbian anthems like her cover of "Tonight's The Night", the AIDs tribute song "Together Again" and anti-homophobia song "Free Xone". The songs "Feedback" and "Rock With U" on Discipline were clearly made for her gay fanbase and Janet was pulling off some drag queen looks in that era.

by Madonna who? reply 1702/18/2021

She once said that she had crushes on women when she was a teen, and rumors abounded that she had flings with Tina Landon and her former dancer Shawnette Heard.

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by Madonna who? reply 1802/18/2021

[quote]The Queen of Pop is back.

She is?

Has she knocked Janet off the top spot?

by Madonna who? reply 1902/18/2021

Janet is totally straight.

She's not above pretending to be a lesbian to seem edgy though.

by Madonna who? reply 2002/18/2021

Maybe Janet and Britney's teams collaborated for the Framing Britney documentary to get Brit and Jan's sales up.

by Madonna who? reply 2102/18/2021

R20

What female singer of the last 30 years hasn't done this?

by Madonna who? reply 2202/18/2021

[quote] She's turned into Eartha Kitt!

I think you mean she's gained enough weight to turn into the Earth.

by Madonna who? reply 2302/18/2021

Control didn't hit #1 on the real chart, it was some streaming oldies sub-chart.

by Madonna who? reply 2402/18/2021

Here's the REAL chart. You'll notice Control is nowhere to be found in any of the 200 slots. However Thriller is #92.

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by Madonna who? reply 2502/18/2021

Let me know when her waist makes a comeback.

by Madonna who? reply 2602/18/2021

I’m really starting to come around to the idea that if Michael had been more prolific Janet never would’ve had a career.

by Madonna who? reply 2702/18/2021

R27 Neither would La Toya, Rebbie or 3T. Maybe Jermaine since he can actually sing.

Janet is more of dancer and not much of a singer. I think most of us agree that her relationship with Michael is what opened up the door for her career. Starting with that Jackson Variety Show in 1976. She was mostly an actress after that and tried to do the teen pop albums to capitalize on her success on Fame. But those albums flopped and fired Joe Jackson as her manager.

Prince should be given credit as well because Janet sought to work with him but instead got his two ex-bandmates Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis to produce her next album Control which was a concept album about a young woman taking control of her life. It had the Minneapolis sound and the music videos showcased her excellent dance skills and the rest was history.

I think Janet should be given credit for taking control of her career and coming up with concepts for each project. She reinvented herself each era up until All For You. Nepotism got her career started but I don't think it kept it going especially after Michael became such a weirdo. Janet was seen as the normal one in the family and was a sex symbol for years.

by Madonna who? reply 2802/18/2021

Even if Michael was more prolific I don't think he had the emotional maturity to grow as an artist. His lyrics were often simple and he used a lot of his trademarks and cliches. His music really peaked with Thriller and I think the spacing of his albums helped hide his weaknesses because the public was so starved for him. I prefer Janet's music because she sings about real adult topics and she did experiment with a lot of different sounds.

by Madonna who? reply 2902/18/2021

I agree. But Janet started to regress with All For You. With that her music started to sound like Mya's cast-offs.

What happened?

by Madonna who? reply 3002/18/2021

Rene left her, she started fucking Timberlake and then hooked up Jermaine Dupri. Fired Jam & Lewis and had Dupri produce her stuff. Janet was dickmatized

by Madonna who? reply 3102/18/2021

Is this broke-ass bitch still trying to sell her cheap knick-knacks on some eBay auction?

by Madonna who? reply 3202/19/2021

Thanks for the pic, OP. It's nice to see Monique Van Vooren still out and about. Here's another pic from a recent event.

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by Madonna who? reply 3302/19/2021

Jam & Lewis were producers on All For You, Damita Jo and 20 Y.O. as well, though. So maybe Janet was just naturally coming to the end of her moment du jour?

by Madonna who? reply 3402/19/2021

^Actually, I'll clarify that, cause I'm just reading that All For You was the last album where she was in an exclusive contract with Jam & Lewis producing the majority if not all of the album. Still, it isn't a patch on the earlier albums, so I still feel that things couldn't have been maintained even if she had stayed with them for the most part.

by Madonna who? reply 3502/19/2021

[ quote] Here's the REAL chart. You'll notice Control is nowhere to be found in any of the 200 slots.

Surprising that no legacy female singers seem to be there whereas Beatles , Elvis , MJ , Prince are. or maybe i miss anyone?

by Madonna who? reply 3602/19/2021

2O Y.O. and Discipline were Jermaine Dupri hence why they sounded like generic 2000s R&B albums..

All For You and Damita Jo were in my opinion, above average. The dip in quality after Damita Jo was jarring.

by Madonna who? reply 3702/19/2021

Lewis and Jam are still producers listed on 20 Y.O. but Dupri is the main producer. Discipline is all Dupri and Darkchild. I think Janet's biggest muse was Rene because she was at her creative peak in the 90s. When they split she wanted to express her sexuality more openly. It's comparable to Mariah and Tony. Mariah went all sexual to indicate her freedom but like Janet she was aging and the audience got tired of it.

by Madonna who? reply 3802/19/2021

[quote] [R27] Neither would La Toya, Rebbie or 3T. Maybe Jermaine since he can actually sing.

Well, Rebbie was a one hit wonder and LaToya never really had any success. But Jermaine was scoring solo hits before the Jacksons disbanded and was continuing to do so before Thriller hit. I think Michael's success may have given him a small boost, but it was more likely that the Victory album and tour helped more. Jermaine sang lead on a lot of those songs and had something of a comeback in 84, lasting for another couple years.

by Madonna who? reply 3902/19/2021

Speaking of has-beens, is Shawn Mendes anywhere on that chart @R25?

by Madonna who? reply 4002/19/2021

[quote] Speaking of has-beens, is Shawn Mendes anywhere on that chart @[R25]?

Yes, his fourth #1 album in a row (out of four) is at #93. Right next to Thriller.

Still no Janet.

by Madonna who? reply 4102/19/2021

R39, Jermaine had a HUGE R&B hit in 1989 with the song 'Don't Take It Personal'. It went #1 R&B and was all over Urban Radio & BET at the time.

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by Madonna who? reply 4202/19/2021

Thanks, Mrs. Mendes @R41.

by Madonna who? reply 4302/19/2021

If Janet didn't get a big music career. She may have just stuck to acting or went to college like her original game plan was.

Jody Watley, Pebbles, Shanice and Vanessa Williams may have had bigger pop careers to fill Janet's niche.

by Madonna who? reply 4402/19/2021

I had never heard anything from Damita Jo until last night (I kinda lost interest in her after The Velvet Rope for no reason except tastes changing), just checked out a few songs - there is some really catchy stuff there! I was quite surprised. I haven't listened to the album yet, but the bit I heard makes it sound in some ways more interesting than All For You. The only thing is the sex stuff is so boring by now and every song seems to be about it. It worked on janet, but is definitely overdone by now. Still, I was pleasantly surprised at how catchy I thought Damita Jo was so far.

by Madonna who? reply 4502/19/2021

Damita Jo had a lot of good songs like All Nite, SloLove (should have been a single!), Strawberry Bounce and I Want You. The issue is it's just too long and Janet does overdo the sex part. A lot of the aging divas in the 2000s went overboard with the sultry sexiness like Toni, Mariah and Kylie. Madonna on the other hand was still trying to act like a teenybopper.

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by Madonna who? reply 4602/19/2021

Mariah also did the same mistakes as Janet trying too hard to be the sexy older woman which alienated a lot of her older fanbase

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by Madonna who? reply 4702/19/2021

Kylie's cringey declaration that she reached her sexual peak

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by Madonna who? reply 4802/19/2021

Damita Jo’s ‘Warmth’ is the best song about a blow job that I’ve ever heard.

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by Madonna who? reply 4902/19/2021

No one has ever heard of Damita Jo. This is Jabba talking to itself.

by Madonna who? reply 5002/19/2021

R50 Thank you for doing your service 🙏

by Madonna who? reply 5102/19/2021

The last thing I remember was the Joni Mitchell song in the late 90s. After that, Janet's mainstream popularity really slid.

by Madonna who? reply 5202/19/2021

Probably because of the chicken grease.

by Madonna who? reply 5302/19/2021

if her head was cinched up any tighter with tape and that hat, it would pop off.

the bitch is old !

by Madonna who? reply 5402/19/2021

BLEACH SKIN AND NOSE JOBS

BLEACH SKIN AND NOSE JOBS

BLEACH SKIN AND NOSE JOBS

by Madonna who? reply 5502/19/2021

what fans is she thanking? she has no fans.

by Madonna who? reply 5602/19/2021

[quote]what fans is she thanking?

Probably these people, for starters.

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by Madonna who? reply 5702/19/2021

Or them...

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by Madonna who? reply 5802/19/2021

She gets booed off the stage often.....old white milk sow

by Madonna who? reply 5902/19/2021

Her old stylist said she almost bald from too much scalp stretching.

by Madonna who? reply 6002/19/2021

You better check these hoes Janbot/R57/R58! They better put respect on Janet's name!

by Madonna who? reply 6102/19/2021

OPs article is literally Janbot's wet dream

by Madonna who? reply 6202/19/2021

I heard she's broke.

by Madonna who? reply 6302/20/2021

Is she still being held capacity by her muslim husband

by Madonna who? reply 6402/20/2021

I heard she's broke too.

I wonder if it's true...

Of course broke in her case probably means only 2 mil in the bank.

by Madonna who? reply 6502/20/2021

Why did people start playing Control again that week?

by Madonna who? reply 6602/20/2021

Her “I’m a sex kitten and will whisper a lot on my CDs” phase has gone on too long. It’s too boring for anyone to care any more

by Madonna who? reply 6702/20/2021

r67, a witty Datalounger dubbed it, "Whisper Coo".

by Madonna who? reply 6802/20/2021

Pish, R25! Retard JABBA never lets facts get in the way!

by Madonna who? reply 6902/20/2021

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by Madonna who? reply 7002/20/2021

[quote] You better check these hoes Janbot/[R57]/[R58]! They better put respect on Janet's name!

Oh, you know I always do!

by Madonna who? reply 7102/20/2021

[quote] I heard she's broke.

You heard wrong, honey. Janet is wealthy and will always be wealthy. Stop listening to your trashy trailer park neighbors.

by Madonna who? reply 7202/20/2021

[quote] Why did people start playing Control again that week?

They didn’t “start playing it again.” It’s an iconic album. People are always sampling and remaking its songs. It went ITunes top 5 last year around the same time, but this year it went all the way to the top. Super Bowl always trends as Janet Jackson Day. And Justina Timberbitch also apologized to Janet and Britney via social media (wimp).

by Madonna who? reply 7302/20/2021

[quote] Her “I’m a sex kitten and will whisper a lot on my CDs” phase has gone on too long.

Well, just to educate you and end your ignorance, her latest album, 2015’s critically heralded, chart-topping Unbreakable, had nary a sex song on it.

Its #1 entry on the Billboard 200 chart made her one of only three artists to have a #1 album in each of the four decades since the 80s, and the only black artist to achieve this feat.

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by Madonna who? reply 7402/20/2021

So basically because people streamed it a few times, it went to number one???

Appalling

by Madonna who? reply 7502/20/2021

[Quote] chart-topping Unbreakable,

It topped the charts for one quick second when it was first released.

And Pia Zadora has a Golden Globe

by Madonna who? reply 7602/20/2021

It topped the charts, making her one of only three artists to achieve the feat (Springsteen and Streisand are the other two).

And you will keep hating.

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by Madonna who? reply 7702/20/2021

“Topping the charts” means a lot less now than it did back when Bruce and Babs did it

by Madonna who? reply 7802/20/2021

[quote]Bruce and Babs

...and Janet are the only artists with a #1 album in the '80s, the '90s, the 2000s and the 2010s, and you will learn to live with that reality, love it or hate it.

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by Madonna who? reply 7902/20/2021

[quote] People are always sampling and remaking its songs. I

They are? Who?

by Madonna who? reply 8002/20/2021

Its working title was Unlistenable.

by Madonna who? reply 8102/20/2021

Meanwhile Madonna is bitching about patriarchy on her bathroom floor.

by Madonna who? reply 8202/20/2021

Haha at this point, Jabba/Janbot is a DL institution. It's a mental institution, but hey, it's something!

by Madonna who? reply 8302/20/2021

[quote]They are? Who?

Katy Perry sampled "What Have You Done For Me Lately" in her last tour during "Bon Appetit"

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by Madonna who? reply 8402/20/2021

...as did Foxy Brown in one of her tracks...

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by Madonna who? reply 8502/20/2021

Not a remake, per se, but when Donald Trump called Hillary a "Nasty woman" during the 2016 presidential election, it brought Janet's "Nasty" back into the zeitgeist and the track shot up the Spotify charts. The iconic "Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty," catchphrase was changed to "Hillary, Miss Clinton if you're nasty."

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by Madonna who? reply 8602/20/2021

"Let's Wait Awhile" was covered on an episode of GLEE

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by Madonna who? reply 8702/20/2021

...as was "Nasty"...

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by Madonna who? reply 8802/20/2021

another "LWA" cover...

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by Madonna who? reply 8902/20/2021

Swedish pop star Robyn excellently covered "When I Think of You"...

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by Madonna who? reply 9002/20/2021

Whitney covered "Control" in concert in the '80s...

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by Madonna who? reply 9102/20/2021

Prince was always covering "What Have You Done For Me Lately" in concert...

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by Madonna who? reply 9202/20/2021

"What Have You Done For Me Lately" was sampled in "Joyful Joyful" from Sister Act 2...

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by Madonna who? reply 9302/20/2021

The iconic Pleasure Principle video has tons of remakes on Youtube.

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by Madonna who? reply 9402/20/2021

Loved this Tracy Ullman routine to an instrumental version of "When I Think of You"...

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by Madonna who? reply 9502/20/2021

Solange and British producer Blood Orange created an excellent cover of Control's "He Doesn't Even Know That I'm Alive."

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by Madonna who? reply 9602/20/2021

Not a Control track, but the Control-era "Making Love in the Rain" from Herb Alpert's 1987 Keep Your Eye on Me album - which featured Janet and Lisa Keith on vocals, was sampled on H.E.R.'s recent track "Damage"

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by Madonna who? reply 9702/20/2021

What is it about pop stars that makes DataLounge so polarized? Is it possible to have one nuanced discussion on any of them? Look at how civil and cerebral the Lauryn Hill thread is. She's not a pop star. But go to any Madonna, Janet, Gaga or Britney thread and it's al name-calling and arguments. Is it because pop music appeals to the lowest common denominator and crazy people are more likely to be into it?

by Madonna who? reply 9802/20/2021

Jesus, Jabba is off its meds. Is the free clinic shut down, sweetie?

by Madonna who? reply 9902/20/2021

[quote] Why did people start playing Control again that week?

They didn't. It was a PR ploy, which is why you didn't see the album on any legitimate chart anywhere, just some bogus iTunes "pop" chart where a bunch of other has-beens' catalog titles were. Janet probably paid a publicist to get a bunch of interns to stream the album once each on Apple Music.

by Madonna who? reply 10002/20/2021

Janbot just shut shit down from R84-R97, as he always does. So, from now on whenever some clueless person asks who sampled or paid homage to Janet's Control, well, there's your answer.

by Madonna who? reply 10102/20/2021

[quote]What is it about pop stars that makes DataLounge so polarized? Is it possible to have one nuanced discussion on any of them?

To some extent I think people post humorously on Janet knowing it baits Janbot. We admit to her success back in the day, but her absence of any career for the past two decades is more fun to joke about.

by Madonna who? reply 10202/20/2021

Still in Michael’s shadow.

by Madonna who? reply 10302/20/2021

[quote]her absence of any career for the past two decades is more fun to joke about.

Absence? Surely you jest.

In the last 20 years, Janet released five albums, 3 of which debuted at #1, had a #1 NY Times Bestselling book, toured the world, won many awards and was inducted into the RNR Hall of Fame, was declared an MTV Icon, starred in several movies, and has continued to inspire the children. But you already knew that. And, you tried it (and failed).

by Madonna who? reply 10402/20/2021

And all five albums flopped, so did the book, the tours all collapsed an the awards were purchased by her husband.

by Madonna who? reply 10502/20/2021

Another Norma...

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by Madonna who? reply 10602/20/2021

[quote] And all five albums flopped

All For You was a #1, won a Grammy and gave Janet her highest first-week sales ever

Damita Jo, despite her blacklisting, peaked at #2 and went multi-platinum

20 Y.O. also peaked at #2 and was Janet’s eighth consecutive platinum album

Discipline debuted at #1, had a top 20 lead off single and made her the only Jackson sibling with six #1 albums

[quote] so did the book

No. True You topped The NY Times Bestsellers list despite Les Moonves still actively attempting to destroy her career at the time

[quote]the tours all collapsed

Nope. Five tours since 2001 (all world tours except for one) and a successful run in Vegas.

[quote]the awards were purchased by her husband.

Keep dreaming. Janet was only married to Wissam from 2012-2017. Her (fifth) Grammy win and her RNR HOF induction did not occur within that time frame. But, you tried it AGAIN and failed.

by Madonna who? reply 107Last Sunday at 4:03 AM

*Unbreakable was another #1, topping the Billboard 200 despite little promo on Janet’s part and putting Janet in yet another record book.

by Madonna who? reply 108Last Sunday at 4:06 AM

And it was off the chart in four weeks. It hit #1 because it was given away by Uber drivers. Goddamn, Jabba, can you ever face facts?

by Madonna who? reply 109Last Sunday at 11:18 AM

Unbreakable hit #1 based off of pure hard copy sales and streams. The Uber thing was a promo tie-in for her tour, and it was weeks after the album was released. Don't you, R109, ever get tired of me making a complete ass out of you? Scratch that--you make an ass out of yourself every time you decide to put finger to keyboard for one of your stupid posts in every Janet thread. And I do mean EVERY Janet thread. But stay pressed. It's what you do best.

by Madonna who? reply 110Last Sunday at 1:14 PM

She looks drunk and bloated in OP's pic.

by Madonna who? reply 111Last Monday at 12:47 AM

She's not drunk.

by Madonna who? reply 112Last Monday at 12:59 AM

[quote] Don't you, [R109], ever get tired of me making a complete ass out of you?

When you manage to actually accomplish that, Jabba, I'll let you know.

by Madonna who? reply 113Last Monday at 9:59 AM

LOL

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by Madonna who? reply 114Last Monday at 10:14 AM

Janet's CD 'Unbreakable' has produced a conversation about the ethics of marketing in the music industry. [Photo by Alexander Tamargo/Getty Images]"Janet Jackson's chart-topper this week was aided by the 30k units that were part of a ticket bundle for her tour, which explains why the album sold so well with virtually no airplay. The veteran artist and her wealthy husband, fashion mogul Wissam Al Mana, who financed the recording and underwrote her Rhythm Nation label, had shopped the album to the majors but got nary a nibble, enabling BMG to pick it up," the article claimed. It only got worse from there. Once the album started tumbling off the charts, a copy of Unbreakable was being given away with the sale of every single t-shirt and other concert souvenirs. Sales were reported as part of a bundle, which allowed the album to climb back up the charts, but several allegedly claimed there was no increase in the original price of the t-shirts. Some fans weren't intending to buy Unbreakable and were surprised about receiving a "free" CD.

"@JanetJackson Bought a tshirt at the #unbreakablesantabarbara show tonight got a free CD," tweeted Chef TK Kyle.

However, others who received the free Unbreakable CD were angry Janet Jackson unfairly used them to help her CD chart.

"I attended a show of hers at the Chicago Theater and bought a t-shirt. I didn't want a copy of her CD. But it was given to me anyway. That's all fine, but then the guy managing the souvenir stand admitted that the entire purpose of giving fans free CDs was so Janet's album could climb back up the charts. I left in disbelief, but did research and found out this is all true," wrote an alleged fan on Change.org, petitioning for Billboard to stop allowing chart manipulation tactics.

Then, when that didn't work, music industry site Showbiz411 reported that Janet Jackson now started giving away free CDs with the purchase of Uber rides. So, one wonders how an album charts if it is given away for free? It appears, according to Janet Jackson's website, Uber charges a $3.49 "service fee." The $3.49 service charge is just enough money for Billboard to count the exchange as an album sale. It's a desperate and dirty tactic that should be condemned not only from Billboard, but the record industry as a whole.

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by Madonna who? reply 115Last Monday at 10:17 AM

Don't you, Jabba, ever get tired of me making a complete ass out of you? Scratch that--you make an ass out of yourself every time you decide to put finger to keyboard for one of your stupid posts in every Janet thread. And I do mean EVERY Janet thread. But stay pressed. It's what you do best.

by Madonna who? reply 116Last Monday at 10:43 AM

The truth is JanBot hates Janet Jackson. It absolutely loves posting wildly exaggerated nonsense about Janet's accomplishments and influence to bait people into posting the truth. A real fan would be happy with Janet's successes and not constantly try to invite unfavorable comparisons of her to other artists.

by Madonna who? reply 117Last Monday at 10:59 AM

One more facelift on this one and she’ll have a beard.

by Madonna who? reply 118Last Monday at 12:19 PM

Her next deal will be with Pzifer. Every antibiotic will come her a Janet CD.

by Madonna who? reply 119Last Monday at 12:21 PM

What a freak occurrence. Hope the bitch enjoyed the fleeting few minutes it happened. It’s nearly completely unlikely to ever happen again.

by Madonna who? reply 120Last Monday at 12:31 PM

[qiote]When you manage to actually accomplish that, Janbot, I'll let you know."

Faggot says what?

by Madonna who? reply 121Last Monday at 1:43 PM

Poor R116, still miffed at having her ass handed to her. But, a fag is a fag is a butthurt fag, right?

by Madonna who? reply 122Last Monday at 1:43 PM

Sorry R115, but if you think anything from Inquistitr.com or whatever it's called is the gospel, then I've got a shitload of wooden nickels to sell you. Unbreakable was a #1 album. Point blank, period, the end. That this fact bothers you so much is pathetic. Maybe you should seek treatment.

by Madonna who? reply 123Last Monday at 1:46 PM

The fag at R113 was the one who created the Change.org petition, wasn't she? LMAO! Pressed bitches!

by Madonna who? reply 124Last Monday at 1:47 PM

[quote]What a freak occurrence.

Um, no. Janet has a #1 album whenever she releases a new studio album, so...

by Madonna who? reply 125Last Monday at 2:13 PM

[quote] Sorry [R115], but if you think anything from Inquistitr.com

Jabba, you quote the inquisitr all the time, as well as a bunch of other bullshit sites that mean nothing. So have several seats for your homophobic, fat ass. Maybe Janet will share her fried chicken with you.

by Madonna who? reply 126Last Monday at 2:13 PM

^FFd for the racism.

by Madonna who? reply 127Last Monday at 2:15 PM

^FF'd for being a homophobic cunt.

by Madonna who? reply 128Last Monday at 2:17 PM

No denial by JanBot for the truth at R117. We see you, loser.

by Madonna who? reply 129Last Monday at 2:27 PM

Jabba is at its trough. It's feeding time.

by Madonna who? reply 130Last Monday at 4:13 PM

Janet is in her 70s, so she looks pretty good for a woman of that age.

by Madonna who? reply 131Last Wednesday at 12:13 AM

Janet is only 62, R131.

by Madonna who? reply 132Last Wednesday at 12:17 AM

Do you think Janet has ever consulted with Dr. Now from My 600 lb Life?

by Madonna who? reply 133Last Wednesday at 12:48 AM

She really is starting to look like her mother. Can't bet the genes after all.

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by Madonna who? reply 134Last Wednesday at 1:48 AM

[quote]Janet is only 62, [R131].

Janet Jackson is 54, but you tried it.

by Madonna who? reply 135Last Wednesday at 8:01 AM

Here's some really random and boring gossip. Back in the early 90s, when I was just out of high school, I was working at TGI Friday's in a south Minneapolis suburb. Janet was recording with JJ and TL at that time and they (Janet, JJ and TL) used to come into TGI Friday's on the regular with an entourage and insist upon sitting in the corner table in the window (no passersby were there, just a parking lot). They would always just order a bunch of stuff for the table and always always a few orders of the loaded baked potato skins.

We got all sorts of randos in there for some reason. I waited on Willie Aames there once too, in head to toe acid wash denim.

Man those were the days.. I used to go to after parties at Paisley Park sometimes too. Prince was a trip, man.

by Madonna who? reply 136Last Wednesday at 8:20 AM

^That’s awesome.

by Madonna who? reply 137Last Wednesday at 8:31 AM

She's had a big career.

Made more impressive by her lack of talent.

by Madonna who? reply 138Last Wednesday at 9:55 AM

I just read on another message board that Janet is broke.

by Madonna who? reply 139Last Thursday at 12:31 AM

Queen of Pop? Go to the back of the line, bitch.

by Madonna who? reply 140Last Thursday at 12:37 AM

You kvetching queens inspired me to listen to The Velvet Rope for the first time in a while on my walk today. It’s still quality.

by Madonna who? reply 141Last Thursday at 2:21 AM

[quote]I just read on another message board that Janet is broke.

Mm-hm. It's a lie that you probably wrote. Be gone, bitch.

by Madonna who? reply 142Last Thursday at 7:56 AM

[quote]Queen of Pop?

Precisely.

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by Madonna who? reply 143Last Thursday at 7:57 AM

R143 is a classic example of Jabba logic. Because some crazed fan titled a YouTube Video "Queen of Pop, Janet Jackson" then it must be true.

by Madonna who? reply 144Last Thursday at 11:41 AM

[Quote] What female singer of the last 30 years hasn't done this?

Hazell Dean?

by Madonna who? reply 145Last Thursday at 11:55 AM

The Queen of Pop Tarts

by Madonna who? reply 146Last Thursday at 1:07 PM

Nobody in mainstream culture has given two fucks about Janet Jackson in two decades. She's been an urban niche artist since the turn of the millennium.

by Madonna who? reply 147Last Thursday at 1:14 PM

[quote] Nobody in mainstream culture has given two fucks about Janet Jackson in two decades

In the last 20 years, Janet released five albums, 3 of which debuted at #1, had a #1 NY Times Bestselling book, toured the world, won many awards and was inducted into the RNR Hall of Fame, was declared an MTV Icon, starred in several movies, and has continued to inspire the children. But you already knew that. And, you tried it (and failed).

by Madonna who? reply 148Last Thursday at 5:17 PM

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by Madonna who? reply 149Last Thursday at 5:22 PM

The charts don't mean as much as they did once the digital era started.

Right now Morgan Wallen has the #1 album.

Who?

by Madonna who? reply 150Last Thursday at 5:24 PM

After the physical media era ended and downloading/streaming became the norm, a wet fart could have a #1 song.

by Madonna who? reply 151Last Thursday at 5:24 PM

"All For You" was released a generation ago. People who were born when that album was released are now grown adults.

by Madonna who? reply 152Last Thursday at 5:25 PM

[quote] a wet fart

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by Madonna who? reply 153Last Thursday at 5:36 PM

She was complicit in her brother's molestation of boys. She had to have known what was going on, yet did nothing. That's unforgivable.

by Madonna who? reply 154Last Thursday at 5:39 PM

Jabba's facts: Janet's albums were successful because they went to #1

The rest of the world's facts: Janet's albums were flops because even though they hit #1, they fell off the chart within a month and sold nothing.

by Madonna who? reply 155Last Thursday at 8:24 PM

MANdonana’s FLOPdna holds the record for fastest second-week plummet.

by Madonna who? reply 156Last Thursday at 10:13 PM

What is the faggot at R155 trying to express?

by Madonna who? reply 157Last Thursday at 10:15 PM

r148, all those wonderful things and she ends up being broke.

by Madonna who? reply 158Yesterday at 12:47 AM

All of Janet’s 90s albums were huge smashes. All For You was a massive hit.

I’m tired of people pretending she wasn’t successful.

PS her .Janet album is the second best selling album from a female artist the year it was released. Stop trying to knock her.

Also, to the posters who keep on mentioning she was “old” trying to express her sexuality (and Mariah too), she (and Mariah) were in their 30s. You’re acting like they were what Madonna is now. No.

It’s totally normal for a woman to be sexual in her 30s. That’s usually when their peak sexuality kicks in, unlike men, where we peak in our teens and 20s. Women get more of a sexual drive as they age, men get less of one.

by Madonna who? reply 159Yesterday at 2:00 AM

Agreed, R159. They’re just a bunch of OLD, envious, nelly, white queens.

by Madonna who? reply 160Yesterday at 3:05 AM

[quote] [R148], all those wonderful things and she ends up being broke.

She’s not. But you most definitely are, living in your double-wide trailer in Apalachicola.

by Madonna who? reply 161Yesterday at 3:07 AM

Janet asking some guy if he can swim after he asks her if she'd be worried that he might drown. I think she would tell most of you to jump over the railing.

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by Madonna who? reply 162Yesterday at 5:22 AM

Since CDs died charts have been irrelevant.

A number one means nothing.

by Madonna who? reply 163Yesterday at 5:25 AM

I'm trying to imagine what would be the funniest brand Janet could team up with to hand out CDs with a purchase to get her numbers up.

Depends? Imodium?

by Madonna who? reply 164Yesterday at 5:25 AM

[quote] I’m tired of people pretending she wasn’t successful.

No one does that. We just say she hasn't been successful for the last two decades. Which is true.

by Madonna who? reply 165Yesterday at 5:26 AM

Janbot is an eldergay himself, which is funny because he's always harping on OLD queens.

No youngsters are rhapsodizing over Janet Jackson.

And nobody is arguing that she wasn't successful. She certainly was, but she's been irrelevant on the mainstream pop culture scene since the turn of the Millennium. She's been an urban niche artist ever since.

by Madonna who? reply 166Yesterday at 5:31 AM

[quote] We just say she hasn't been successful for the last two decades.

And you’ve been disproven over and over and over.

by Madonna who? reply 167Yesterday at 6:18 AM

[quote] Depends? Imodium

I think Madonna had depends on lock.

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by Madonna who? reply 168Yesterday at 6:19 AM

[quote] And you’ve been disproven over and over and over.

No, Jabba, we haven't. You've been caught in your lies and fantasies and exposed as the idiot and fool you are over and over and over.

by Madonna who? reply 169Yesterday at 10:10 AM

[quote] No, Janbot, we haven't.

Oh, but you have, you stupid, diseased faggot. Time and time again.

by Madonna who? reply 170Yesterday at 12:07 PM

Accept your name, Jabba. You are Jabba. Jabba Jabba Jabba.

by Madonna who? reply 171a day ago

^Faggo say what???

by Madonna who? reply 172a day ago

What's wrong, Janbot? You seem pressed about something.

by Madonna who? reply 17315 hours ago
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