Prince Philip RIP

What a gorgeous gorgeous man

he's NOT dead yet.

WAIT!

Angel, he's been dead for two hours

But isn't Britland, like, 6 hours behind us?

How Prince Philip displeased the Queen Mother

I used to love the Datalounge in moments like these

Now...

Did they waste vaccine on him?

Poor Harry. God Damn. It must be hard to go through something like this so far from home.

Is he dead?

He's fine.

He's in Rio.

He sends his love.

GodDAMN. I loved Phil

I am fine, dears. Just a touch of the sweating sickness.

Rest in peace. Condolences to the queen. That was one long marriage.

He was his own man

RIP.

I love Prince Philip

he's not dead, mate

He's not dead [bold] yet. [/bold]

Child, r17, he's completely dead.

Oh shit. Satan did get his two-for-one!

Rush, Phil... who's the third?

He's fine. We sent him to farm upstate, where he can frolic and play and run around in the meadow.

I'm the turd!

I just checked Google News and there's nothing about him being dead.

What's the code for Philip's death?

He's not dead .

The code name the Royal Family will use in the event of Prince Philip's death is "Operation Forth Bridge."

Is he dead or not?? Fuck! Keep it 💯

He's not dead yet but he is out driving again.

Don't even bother posting if you're not going to get the headline correct.

[quote] The code name the Royal Family will use in the event of Prince Philip's death is "Operation Forth Bridge."

My grandfather helped build the Forth Road Bridge. It's in Edinburgh, which is why they picked it as code for Prince Philip.

He's very charming in interviews but I have no doubt he's quite the vicious sob behind the scenes.

Even if he died today, it would be unlikely we'd hear about it for a day or two. They'd want all preparations in place before announcing.

Philip has never wanted a state funeral and has expressly wished that he not be given one. He would be relieved if COVID prevented them from making a big deal about his death.

That said, it's quite likely he'll hang on until his centenary. He's got longevity genes and the best medical care in the world.

The Klan Grannies must be devastated!!

No news that he died, but Rush kicked the bucket. Tee hee

Jesus fucking Christ, does Markle have to be in EVERY fucking BRF thread? Who the fuck cares?

How will the Queen move on?

The plans for all their deaths have code names. For Queen Elizabeth it’s Operation London Bridge, Phillip it’s Operation Forth Bridge, Charles is Operation Menai Bridge. The Queen Mother Elizabeth was Operation Tay Bridge, when Diana died they used a modified version of Tay Bridge.

When the Queen dies her private secretary will notify the PM with “London Bridge is down” and the plan will commence. It is practiced several times a year.

OMG, R37.

His hospitalisation is the top story on BBC News at 6, which seems a bit of overreaction if it really is only precautionary.

The Diana Scream

[Quote] How will the Queen move on?

To the afterlife with him.

While not the same, here’s information about how Operation London Bridge would go.

"In other words her face got it."

He went to the hospital by car and walked into the hospital himself.

When is that old relic just gonna give up and move on?

He's dead, Rose.

Nazi racists around the world are lamenting his death.

Tsk, tsk.

Not dead yet.

Usually dying people don't walk unaided into the hospital.

Long live the Prince!

That's right, r47 just claim that someone who fought the Nazis and WON it for you is just a "Nazi"

You are why they hate you.

Did Tanya Roberts die? I'm still confused about all of that.

He's not dead, the OP is one of those assholes, who wanted to be the first to start an "...Is Dead To Me" thread and so he started it before happened.

W/W for the asshole OP

He LIVESSSSSSSS

Code phrase for Rush was Sinkhole de Mayo.

What?

In the UK, young men had to serve in the armed forces for two years until about 1960. It was called National Service. My father served with the Royal Lifeguards. Philip was playing a polo match in the area, and several soldiers were enlisted to make sure he and his horse were looked after. Philip was apparently extremely rude to one of them, so they pissed in his drinking water.

[quote] He LIVESSSSSSSS

Satan must be keeping him alive.

I guess the devil was busy reaping Rush Limbaugh.

Don't worry Phillip. He's coming.

He’s ill? I guess I’ll have to check up on him after my squash practice.

HUSH your fetid mouth, rr58!

Will Elizabeth marry again? Will she literally ride off into the sunset 🌅 on a high horse?

OP has been spamming the board with multiple fake reports of his death, who does that?

Will Elishash murry ugin? Will shhe lisherally shride orf into the....

OP is an asshole.

Diana's wanting a word Philip, it's about those dodgy breaks.

*brakes

Let's predict the date of his ACTUAL demise. I'm guessing March of 2029.

He WALKED OUT of the death trap

Prince Philip is hospitalized.

I'm calling it.

2:31 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.

DEAD.

Oh please dear God, let him steal Rush Limbaugh's thunder today like Michael Jackson did Farrah!

So young.

I want Elizabeth to immediately console herself with a younger man who can please her deeply.

Oh my word, he isn't dead!

He's really most sincerely DEAD!

He’s undead! He sends his love!!

If he does die it’s really bad timing. The future widowed Queen had her eyes on Rush for sure.

I like(d?) Phil the Greek. Rumour has it that he is the royal who referred to Markle as 'Harry's Negress Showgirl'. What a man!

She wished she was a showgirl. Not with those toothpick legs and ugly breasts. They look like doorknobs in her stupid topless picture.

R78 and R79 = KLAN GRANNIES RAISING THEIR HANDS TO PHILLIP IN THE NAZI SALUTE!

R80 Sunshine Sachs, GTFO

Will the Duke and Duchess have a memorial service for the Prince in Los Angeles, and invite the geographically-adjacent Hunter Biden to represent the US Government?

[quote] Will the Duke and Duchess have a memorial service for the Prince in Los Angeles

Prince Harry will wear his Nazi uniform, in honor of his grandfather!

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Klan Granny at R84 is having a meltdown!

Someone get her a straight jacket!

Kate, Fergie and Meghan all have unpleasant tittage. Diana looked like she had page 3 worthy knockers but wisely never let herself be papped when she was airing the regal gems.

Is he dead yet?

Marilyn Monroe wanted to fuck him.

I don't know whether he's dead or alive, but I just worship all the Royals. What class! What character! They make the world worth living in and each of them are worth a million ordinary people.

He's ain't dead yet. I'm workin' on it.

My favorite member of the family is still ticking.

He looks Danish to me.

Why isn't he dead yet?

Well?

This thread should be retitled "Sad last days."

My instinct says he'll leave hospital (alive) tomorrow.

As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him. And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.

Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants

If any.

Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Prince at last is dead!

Good for him! I'd rather die than stop living.

I hear he has a sloppy hole?

'e's not dead, 'e's pinin' for the fjords.

R98 = Yogi Berra

Even if he's not dead yet, he still looks like the Walking Dead.

Well?

Can we fire off the cannons yet?

I heard that Elizabeth has started dating already.

Is he dead yet?

Well, that shows what I know

Is he staying longer, R106?

Waiting for Phil to die is like painting the Forth Bridge.

Philip will live forever, R108.

Evil never dies.

Hold me Charles, Andrew, Edward & Anne. I'm scared.

How long must I wait???!!!

Charles was in diapers when he became Heir Apparent. He will be back in diapers by the time he assumes the throne. That will be all, SUCKAHS!

Another Covid cover-up

Phil croaked