How to get rid of them ?
The ants are all over my bed
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 12, 2021 2:30 PM |
Stop eating doughnuts, candies, cupcakes, and potato chips in your bed.
PIG.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 15, 2021 11:21 AM |
Diatomaceous Earth - Food grade not the pool cleaning version
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 15, 2021 11:21 AM |
Are they under your skin? Better check.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 15, 2021 11:24 AM |
Are they calling from the upstairs phone?
Get out while you can!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 15, 2021 11:25 AM |
Stop eating in your room and get ant traps.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 15, 2021 11:29 AM |
They're just taking in the lay of the land of their new kingdom.
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 15, 2021 11:30 AM |
I let them in.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 15, 2021 12:15 PM |
Are you going through DTs?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 15, 2021 12:16 PM |
Get an anteater.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 15, 2021 12:18 PM |
I got ant traps. They got all he big one but the little tiny ones are unaffeced.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 15, 2021 2:39 PM |
Do ant eaters have bubonic plague like armadillos?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 15, 2021 2:45 PM |
Just spread your legs and enjoy.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 15, 2021 2:57 PM |
I wish I had little fishes to eat my scar tissue.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 15, 2021 3:14 PM |
boric acid
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 15, 2021 3:17 PM |
Terro Liquid Ant Baits. It's a little messy, put a paper towel under the bait traps. Don't be alarmed when you see a swarm..or a line of ants around the traps. It'll die down in a day or two. It works well. Have to use them every spring.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 15, 2021 3:22 PM |
are you sure they aren't CRABS, dear?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 15, 2021 3:24 PM |
You'll have to light your bed on fire, OP. Only way to be rid of them.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 15, 2021 4:06 PM |
Try and get Suzanne Somers in your bed. She attracts them.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 15, 2021 4:12 PM |
Meth-induced psychosis will only gets worse, especially for fat drug fiends.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 15, 2021 4:27 PM |
"THE" ants? Which ants?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 15, 2021 4:42 PM |
OP I sympathise, it’s bloody awful. Everyday I have to chase and squish a dozen black ants crawling all over my walls and my desk and my carpet. I’ve put poison down, clean and vacuum regularly, try not to have windows open often, and don’t eat in my room (though I do take black unsweetened tea in sometimes), but still they come. They’re in the bathroom every day, as well. It’s like they’re coming out of the brickwork. I’m terrified I’ll wake up one day and my mouth will be full of them.
These are all good suggestions. Which is the most effective deterrent? I need something powerful but preferably also non-toxic, so I can get some sleep. I’ve had modest success with Nippon ant poison, though it only kills nests if the workers are it back there (you’re fucked if you’ve got smart ants). Also I’ve heard spraying white vinegar on the walls and skirting, burning incense, and throwing pepper or coffee grounds around a room can be helpful, though I’ve not tried it myself yet.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 11, 2021 10:13 PM |
Open and present hole!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 11, 2021 10:17 PM |
Clean your hovel.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 11, 2021 10:21 PM |
Dispose of the body.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 11, 2021 10:21 PM |
Is this a 1950s horror film?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 11, 2021 10:24 PM |
You shouldn’t be sleeping with your aunts.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 11, 2021 10:27 PM |
I buy those ant baits from the store then mix them with cookie crumbles (using a toothpick to stir and mix them well ), it works better and faster than baits alone.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 11, 2021 10:27 PM |
Bring an anteater to bed. You get a two-fer benefit 😜
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 11, 2021 10:52 PM |
Ants hate cinnamon oil. I place cinnamon oil inside my window sill and it worked. It kept ants from calling through the screen....but it permanently discolored the inside of the sill
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 11, 2021 11:43 PM |
I think peppermint oil is good, too. The traps at R29's post really work. I've used them.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 11, 2021 11:46 PM |
Phyllis!
The bees are coming!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 11, 2021 11:50 PM |
Wash you pussy!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 11, 2021 11:50 PM |
The Brazilian official threw up lean and lanky arms and clawed the air with wildly distended fingers. "Leiningen!" he shouted. "You're insane! They're not creatures you can fight--they're an elemental--an 'act of God!' Ten miles long, two miles wide--ants, nothing but ants! And every single one of them a fiend from hell; before you can spit three times they'll eat a full-grown buffalo to the bones. I tell you if you don't clear out at once there'll he nothing left of you but a skeleton picked as clean as your own plantation."
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 12, 2021 12:21 AM |
So unbeknownst to me and without asking, my roommate went in my bedroom today and sprayed Dethlac all over my bedroom windowsill, skirting and doorframe. She says that it won’t affect us because she has all the windows in the house open, but as it’s highly neurotoxic and I’m asthmatic I somehow doubt that...
Idk what to do? Or if I can sleep in my bed tonight...? This has pissed me off so much :/
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 12, 2021 1:58 PM |
Also courtesy of the illustrious OP:
I got Pfizer vaccine . I am better than the people who get moderna , j&j and AZ ... We’re on the top of the vaccine chain
How to fake my own death? ... Due to various reasons, I need to disappear from this country. How to fake my own death ?
I farted when the fb breed me today ... He slapped my fart box and left. I douched and made sure it was clean. I don’t know why he was so upset
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 12, 2021 2:00 PM |
Expired! Expired! Expired!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 12, 2021 2:17 PM |
Seriously, am I gonna choke and die if I use my room in the next couple days? I don’t wanna sleep on the couch but I will if I have to.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 12, 2021 2:30 PM |