SUMMER HOUSE ON BRAVO

I haven’t really watched this in the past, but I’ve caught a few episodes. Hannah is rather crass, and not as attractive as she thinks she is. Luke is one beautiful man, even with the terrible beard.

Hannah is a loose cannon which is why Bravo loves her.

Carl looks like he’s aged 10 years but he’s still hot.

Carl has a donkey booty. He might be trans.

Hannah is extremely annoying.

Lindsey and Steve are doomed.

Paige is broderline retarded.

Amanda appears high 24/7.

Luke is just weird.

The rest aren't worth commenting about.

If anyone on that show is retarded it’s Hannah. Paige is too dull to be retarded

Luke tries too hard to be cool. And straight.

Luke definitely gaslights every woman he can. Ciara saw right through his act, ha!

I know the show is edited, but this episode seems like oh Karl's brother died...that sucks....let's play tennis!

And Lindsey can't stop thinking about herself. "It's hard for me to be excited about my birthday." Bitch, who cares about your birthday? Your supposed friend just got news that his brother killed himself.

I wonder if Carl will be back. He’d probably have to quarantine for two weeks before he can go back. Plus I’m sure he won’t be in the mood to deal with those assholes.

Links to Carl's ass please.

[quote] Carl has a donkey booty. He might be trans.

Why trans?

Poor Carl. And poor Carl's mom. 😢

Is it true Carl's really gay or bi and was hanging at NYC gay bars before Covid.

Carl has always had a magnificent booty.

I would love to eat that man. IIRC Kyle would usually show some ass after he had a few drinks.

r12 I think because Carl's ass looks surgically enhanced. Many M2F trans people get such procedures to look more feminine.

[quote] And just like that there’s suddenly a black roomie.

Yes, obvious pandering. And she's actually black adjacent.

Thanks, R17.

Amy links to pics of Carl’s ass?

Remember when the gay guy was in the house and Carl said his best blow job was from a guy. Carl was having the time of his life at the Pride prade, lol.

Carl has definitely seen some cock up close. Hannah has a face like Mr Ed.

Carl has said the best BJ he had ever gotten was from a guy when he was in his early twenties.

I got a thrill when Kyle and Carl kissed when they did that Loverboy launch party.

You think the guys in the house do stuff with each other when the opportunity comes up?

Do we think Carl is bi? I do

Hannah is a loser.

Hannah looks like a rabbit with a wig on.

They are all insufferable and the show is boring

There’s a reason the old blonde bitch who wore the skank dress to her birthday dinner is single. Just sayin’.

That kind of child tied knots no sailor ever knew.

Ciara is a good addition to the house because she sees right through everyone’s shit. Ciara is us.

Anyone know why Kate Chastain left Bravos' Chat Room? I know, off topic but can't start a new thread. I love Carl and yes he will be back after the funeral.

What episode do the three lead guys fight? And why did Luke fuck Lindsey of all people.

[quote] Hannah looks like a rabbit with a wig on.

I have never seen a single episode of this show, but this comment makes me want to watch it.

When are we going to see Kyle and Carl fuck?

I think the big fight is tonite.

Karl has always had a nice juicy ass even from the first season.

Carl telling his bro’s to take off their shirts then trying to talk them into doing naked pushups then commenting on Kyle’s dick size was so fucking......HOT

Boys night tonight, all of them shirtless playing beer pong, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. I was waiting for them to spit-roast Kyle. The big fight tonight seems like mostly pent-up sexual frustration.

That's why the fight felt so odd to me, I didn't think of it as sexual tension between the guys.

Hannah is still a mess and needs to fix her teeth

Hannah looks like a young Aileen Wuornos.

Ooooo! Next week we get to meet Hannah’s thirsty bf.

Did anyone notice that LUKE was the Kaley C's one night stand waiting in her bed in the beginning of episode one of "The Flight Attendant"????

NO! I didn't know that!

I love Luke and Carl but Kyle is just a nasty drunk frat boy

What’s really sad is Kyle isn’t a boy. He just behaves like one then tries to convince us he’s a successful entrepreneur in a loving relationship.

I actually felt sorry for Luke after this last episode. I really Mary'd out. I have no idea why. Must have been a vulnerable moment.

R47. They really did gang up on Luke. I don’t think he’s any worse than the rest of them. They’re all empty headed ne’er-do-wells.

I guess this is Carl

Carl always had a phat ass and he's already declared that men give the best blow jobs.

Luke’s breakdown at the table seemed fake. He’s an actor. A bad one. But he’s great eye candy.

Des is creepy. But so is Hannah.

Does Des give off a bi or omnsexual vibe?

I don’t get a gay vibe from Des. I do get a shallow attention seeking vibe though. I feel sorry for Lindsey’s bf. He seems so uncomfortable around people. Not ideal for a reality show.

Des and Hanna are engaged. Gross.

I don't understand how you can be in Hannah's presence and not physically assault her. How are those people able to do it?

Who's gay or bi among the male cast?

^Carl has admitted he got a bj from another guy. I have a feeling that other guy was Kyle.

Kyle and Carl did that passionate Loverboy launch party kiss, hmmmm, I can only wonder . . .

Kyle has zero interest in Amanda who seems clueless. He has more chemistry with Carl. If this shitshow comes back for another season they need to add a hot guy.

E60, You're right about Kyle and Carl. A straight up hunk would be a great addition. At least on Everette's level.

Carl is looking Thicc.

This season has underscored how high maintenance Lindsay is. I mean, she's great and all but pushy AF. And also Hannah's immaturity has really come through. Lots of high school drama and hysterics. And Paige needs to watch it with making up gossip.

In the reunion pt.1 it was funny watching them all come at Hannah. Kyle and Lindsay were hinting she's at odds with the original mission of a friend group. Hmm.

The show needs more guys and fewer couples.

Hannah hijacked the season. She’s a big bore. Everett was by far the hottest guy on the show. Wasn’t he a marine or something. Woof. Lindsey was a fool to let him go.

A blind item that was ID'ed as Hannah said she has sexual interactions with multiple people in the house? People other than Des. Who else was she with besides Luke?

Shirtless Luke chopping wood all summer (for no reason) is hot.

R66. Hannah = liar liar pants on fire

Was Hannah fucking other women or other guys in the house? Or both?

Hannah is the kind of bitch who hears voices in her head, answers them out loud, and expects everyone else to understand who she is talking to.

On more than one episode she’s shown that the world must give her sympathy for something that happened in her teens. But, if someone else is dealing with an issue she’s the first to say “get over it!”

I felt bad for Hannah. She was trying to be the cool girl who can hang with the boys but she fell for Luke hard. In a predictable way. That she couldn't even own.

In the reunion pt2 we might get a bit more about Hannah's feminism colliding with her feelings. All this stuff about Luke leading her on. He was clearly not that into it and she was clearly holding out for more. She's young. This kind of thing happens.

One of the guys accidentally uttered the truth when he said that Luke was the hottest guy that Hannah would ever have.

Hannah really came across as a self-absorbed asshole, which is very appropriate.

I'd be ok if they dropped Paige and Hannah. Paige can be funny but they're both immature and into manufacturing drama. I'd rather real drama.

Did Carl come out yet?