In Praise of Muriel

She raped me.

LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!

We love that “she” allows anti-gay psychopaths like the “woman” in this photo to grey-out and have deleted all threads pertaining to the eradication of gay rights in the West:

I still have scars from when she would put her cigarettes out on my arms.

Mur-IEL! Mur-IEL! Mur-IEL! Mur-IEL! Mur-IEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to know why I can no longer like/FF/ignore posts anymore. Those functions disappeared for me over a week ago...

R3 Muriel has gotten so much better about allowing criticism of trannies. When I started posting here a couple of years ago you could not do anything less than sing their praises without being greyed out. Somebody got through to her.

Miss OP, you'll love it in a few hours when the Divine Miss M deletes this thread,

I eat piles of shit.

Muriel seems to have stopped believing in Russian trolls, which is a Godsend.

R9 You will never be a woman.

I adore her, but she needs to fix the thread watcher.

There’s no such thing as “feeling like a woman”. Woman is a biological sex classification for the half of the human species that has a reproductive system organized around the production of large immobile gametes.

I wish you could hover over the R numbers that people use to sign posts like R9 did, because I'd love to know what R7 said, but I'm not going to take his stank ass out of ignore to find out.

R6 Try a different browser. I went from Chrome to Firefox and now I can do it.

I've grown accustomed to her cuntiness.

Oh, I see it's a rightwing anti-trans troll at r7.

These cunts always forget that they were the ones deleting their own threads, they would FF Dataloungers who pointed out their lies so much that the automated moderation system would delete the thread. They also would FF the thread itself if they got their asses kicked, which was pretty frequently. Of course, they would pretend like some evil admin had deleted their thread and they were victims.

And yes, Muriel DID fix the problem, by getting rid of the function that automatically deleted a thread because of the number of FFs it had received. He does delete a lot of anti-trans threads manually though; just last week he got rid of a ton posted by an alt-right spammer troll. So thank you, Muriel!

Misgenders Muriel in his wall of text ranting about all the nefarious anti-trans "trolls."

I love that Muriel leads a glamorous life, constantly cruising through exotic ports, her caftan billowing in the wind.

Her purse is a wine box with handles.

Thanks, r15!

The anti-trans threads are not started by gay men.

They're started by women who are as homophobic as they are transphobic and they are not censored in any way -- as the huge number of them proves.

You're still not getting a free subscription OP

I dont know her...

Am I the only one for whom picture previews doesn't work anymore despite being logged into my account?

She is very pretty on the inside and the outside.

R6 didn't understand the assignment.

[quote]R24 Am I the only one for whom picture previews doesn't work anymore despite being logged into my account?

No. That was an “improvement.”

I love how she communicates.

I would literally drink her bathwater.

I say this with love, but "you're terrible, Muriel".

Ban the anti-trans trolls and any mention of A*mie and might praise a little.

R11 I don't want to be.

But no matter how much you try, you'll never be a human. Just a sad, unfuckable Muppet.

[quote]What do we love about her and can't live without?

I used to love being able to ignore threads.

[quote]R28 I love how she communicates.

Exactly! She doesn’t bore you with a lot of mindless chatter.

I named my daughter Muriel after her - but she never even responded to the request she serve as godmother.

Her ability to smoke 60 a day.

That's impressive.

Muriel puts the FU in fun , the ho in hopeless!

The complainers in this thread are just jealous of the vast and powerful social media empire Muriel has enmassed for herself here.

Why can’t they give her the RESPECT that she’s ENTITLED TO? Why can’t they treat her like she’d be treated by any STRANGER on the STREET?

Because I an NOT one of her FANS!

I don't understand the disparity between the number of Likes showing in the actual thread compared to the number of Likes showing in the Notifications Thread?

Does this mean the number of Dislikes is being weighed up alongside the number of Likes?

Purr, purr OP.

Illiterate and no number of "Oh, dears" are going to straighten her head out.

Muriel needs no praise from you people. She earns that $8.37 per hour and that's all she expects. For her, it's a vocation. But if you really want to show your appreciation I suggest you silly twits pool your resources and get her a shit-bra for Christmas. It's all she's talked about for the last 17 years and you kids have just left her hanging every year.

Someone just exercised the power of deletion over a certain teddy bear thread

I love Muriel but don't like when she wakes me up in the middle of the night to straighten my closet and re-clean my bathroom.

Have you ever tried to get Old Dutch Cleanser up from cobalt blue ceramic tile?