These Twunks Are Making Me Thirsty

Because you follow Aingeru Vilabrille

[QUOTE] Because you follow Aingeru Vilabrille

Actually I don’t. I follow mostly political and news figures and yet Instagram keeps sprinkling these young hunks into my recommendations.

What are the defining characteristics or differences between twunks and twinks and could twunks become more popular than twinks?

Twink are slim and boyish, trunks are muscular and boyish

Thank you r4 and do both cease to be classed as twinks or twunks when they hit their mid twenties?

Instagram knows if you’re gay and like to look at hot men. It’s outrageous.

Most likely, R5, though I have known guys that retained their Twink qualities into their early 30s. I l filled out and lost my twinkishness around 26 or 27.

This is a twunk. And he’s always in my recommendations.

My STAHS, R8!

It’s like Instagram won’t be satisfied until I follow him. He’s there every time.

They're not "twunks" usually, but my Instagram suggested posts are full of Instahoes, which is funny as I do not follow any of them.

Here's one who comes up all of the time - Dane de Bruin:

You’re a whore , darling

God, that babe makes me feel so fat and ugly. I hate my genetics

I wonder what I'd look like if I ate properly, worked out, got sleep, and tried to be (even more) kind.

I'd never look like these guys but I'd look BETTER.

So who do we reckon are the most popular instahoes or escorts twinks or twunks?

Spanish twunk Naim Darrechi is definitely up there.

The twunks keep coming.

Another twunk.

New twunk recommended:

luv the hairy thighs @ OP

he could sit on my face

Instagram knows you're on grindr?

[quote]It's not to late to start something new...[quote]

Like learning proper grammar and spelling? Then again, maybe it is.

^^^ Also, never "to late" to remember how to quote. Sorry.

Can I be a Blatino husbear and also be a twunk?

Isn't body hair usually forbidden on twinks? Someone told me they had to be as smooth as a dolphin to qualify as twink. :-/

Instagram knows which images you linger on and which ones you scroll right on by. IG knows that I’m going to linger on British Royal Family shit, instahos, and golden retrievers. So I get those all the time.

Even though most of the BRF fan accounts are run by non-English speakers, I’ll always pause on a poorly colorized photo of Queen Alexandra with a hilariously broken English caption.

This is not going to end well for any of us.

Twincest twunks.

OP's Logan Mandeville is making me beyond thirst...

That’s hot bro

[QUOTE] Instagram knows which images you linger on and which ones you scroll right on by.

Well I think it’s an invasion of privacy.

Is this a twunk? Or too much muscle?

[quote] British Royal Family shit, instahos, and golden retrievers

In a Venn diagram of your interests, does anyone or anything on Instagram have all three of those interests?

Every time I hear "twunk" I can't help but recall that it used to mean someone who was a twink in the past tense, so was older, doughy, and past his twink prime.

It's like the shift from calling the symbol # "hashtag" instead of "pound sign" as they used to do for decades.

Frankly, I think conjugating "twink" as "twunk" is much more clever than the portmanteau of "twink" and "hunk".

These are just muscular young guys. Nothing special.

Portuguese twunk.

Geez - do you folks even know what a "twink" is that makes him into a "twunk" - it's like you people think "twink" means hot.

For the days when "twink" was used dismissively, almost as a pejorative.

Dump truck twunk.

I’m pretty sure this young guy qualifies as a twunk. He’s a fitness guru who doesn’t take himself too seriously, has a cute giggle, and is shredded without being humanoid.

What's the difference between a twunk and just someone who happens to be muscular? Is it because they're young?

R11 He’s both a hottie and gay.

Before filters, these types were just referred to as ‘average’

Here’s hoping that when the luster of these trashy apps wears off we will go back doing that.

R39, a fitness guru? Really now? Is that an apt description or rather a manic delusion?

I’ll add aspiring* R43. But that’s not really the point. Cute young blond guy likes to post shirtless workout videos— not really concerned about his motivation. He seems sweet though, just passionate about working out and showing off. Nothing to complain about,

[quote]One of the major reasons WHY people quit can be contributed to boredom.

R10, that guy obviously didn't do very well in English class, but when you have a body like that, I guess it doesn't matter if your vocabulary is lousy :-)

R19: Breathtakingly beautiful body marred by ridiculous tattoos. What a crying shame.

R46 Are you talking about the guy with one tattoo?

New fitness twunk Instagram is really pushing on me.

Vegan twunk.

r16 r48 YUMMY delicious! Super edible! Yes I am objectifying hot men and I aint sorry for it!!

For R50:

Bless you r51 ! Cheers Sir

Ugh I hate hot men. They have it so easy in life..

It’s easy until they lose their looks, R53,

OP twunk.

Dad twunk.

Football twunk.

Twunk sounds retarded.

You're either a twink or you're athletic. You can't be both.

[quote] I’m going to linger on British Royal Family shit

No, R26, all the British Royal Family have flushing toilets.